Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Get sneked idiot.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48766545
Wow she's tall
Or is she long

[Anonymous No.]

>>48766551
Longsnek is looooooooong

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>>48766551
Lall

[Anonymous No.]

The Kitsune Occupational Government strikes again.

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[Anonymous No.]

Wash your cats

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>>48766567
How did she get a cat in her left boob?

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>>48766567
I thought that said fat detector at first glance

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>>48766573

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>>48766572
no clue but it can only be removed by sucking it out, much like snake venom

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>>48766614
it's true, i ungraped an anubis like that

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>>48766636
That was just a regular anubis with a lactation fetish, Anon.

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>be wizard
>doing wizard shit in my wizard tower
>realize I'm almost out of money
>have to go do quests to earn money
>only adventuring party close to my level is a gold dragon cleric, silver dragon paladin and copper dragon bard
>they all start arguing over which of them I'm going to ride
>they all look disappointed when I tell them I can cast teleport

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>>48766697
>Save a spell slot.
>Ride a dragon.
Why does this remind me of those meme cowboy shirts?

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna ask the nice lady next door out.

[Anonymous No.]

Combat cows are scary
You know how riot police use water cannons? Imagine that but every individual officer can achieve a similar milk output.

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>48766563
>48766739
>48766766
>48766783
How are these random gacha game characters related to "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" exactly?

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>>48766792
Japanese goon as well?

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>>48766697
What's copper dragons gimmick again? I know gold are the big goods and silvers are massive humanophiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>48766794
>Japanese goon

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[Anonymous No.]

The dire dark high Cheshire corehoundilim is complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>48766811
Coppers are jokers and pranksters, so imagine a cheshire in a dragon's body.

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>>48766697
I'd ride those dragons at the camp if you know what I mean.

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>Be sure to find your local Rog and tell them how much you appreciate what they do for the community
>Rogs who do not routinely recieve words of appreciation are prone to bouts of despondency
>Once they have reached this stage the only thing that can bring them back are expensive shopping sprees
>PSA to prevent anon bankruptcy

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>>48766858
god's help us...

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>>48766900
best to check the 'rog blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48766900
roggin' those blogs' m8

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>>48766900
I told the local shog how much I appreciate her community work. She was very confused and said she doesn't do any community work.

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>>48766563
You either believe in kitsune supremacy or you go to the reeducation camps.

Mofu makes one free.

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>>48766900
Imagine being the only dude other than her father to tell her that you appreciate what she does without wanting anything in return.

[Anonymous No.]

Do your part to help save endangered species.

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>>48767056
Even if an elf engendered the spirit of Britain itself I wouldn't fuck her.

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>>48766900
>tell Balrog how much you appreciate what she does for the community
>she's happy but also makes a face that says "Huh? What did I do?"
>local gyaru too airheaded to know she's essentially powering the entire city with the mana radiating off her

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>>48767114
Pity its the most boring setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48766907
>Rogblog.com content composition
>15% nail, hoof, and horn maintenance tips and tutorials
>20% fashion posting and makeup tutorials
>65% homemade sex tapes

[Anonymous No.]

Rog just makes me think of the big red guy from The Trap Door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767122
Nobody asked, potato boy

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>>48767139
I think of one of the trolls in Witcher 3 that Thaler was teaching how to swear.

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>>48766900
thanks for making the volcano not explode ms balrog

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>>48767162
But she makes my volcano explode instead.

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>>48766739
>hey this hot female anime character existed
>hmm, how can I make it hotter?
>I know, I'll remove the legs and woman parts and put in a fish body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767123
>15% nail, hoof, and horn maintenance tips and tutorials
More than one super serious Demon lawyer secretly follows Balrog-chan's blog for advice on how to take care of her nails, horns and wing talons.

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>>48767178
Based.

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>>48767194
Can I pet the big lobster?

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>>48766792
Don't waste your time. Mods don't care about board quality unless it's NSFW images. Also they still have a personal grudge against this thread, still think it should go back to /a/.

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>>48767196
go for it

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I love miss echidna's and miss medusa's snake hair! I will give them all names and possibly hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767194
I like this artist and how soft he draws MGE art

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767257
but does the carpet match the drapes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767271
no, there's only a cat down there.

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>>48766968
>"...doesnt do any community work."
>Shes lying to you
>Shes keeping the illusion up around anon as shes currently a one-shog-band effort in truman show-ing anon
>Shes keeping him deep in the remote wilderness in a town constructed entirely of herself
>Wake up anon
>The flowers arent real

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>>48767295
How did modern-day mad hatters get such thick thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767295
Thick thighs make wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767327
Starting Strength

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>>48767327
Mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anon, the local (notably less radical) Order priest has ordained your marriage with Miss Fox, since foxes are approved abhumans. HOWEVER, just because of regulations (since foxes ARE still very tricky...) you have to accept Miss Angel as well to watch your back and help keep Miss Fox in line. After all, wouldn't want you to get tricked or for miss fox to get too big for her britches and decide to try starting a shrine and becoming an upstart kami or something to lead you astray, now would we?

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>>48767332
he's right

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>>48767344
>Pillowy soft thighs
>Breasts that block out the sun
The perfect lap pillow.

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>>48767343
It needs to be a demon instead. Their trickiness will cancel out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767343
So.... I get mofu and wing hug combo? Deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767373
>Go to McMofu's
>Order the Mofu and Wing Hug combo
>It's a tofu burger and chicken wings
>Want to be disappointed, but honestly the wings are REALLY good.

[Anonymous No.]

I won’t become miss hatters seat cushion

[Anonymous No.]

need to find a decent monster for a transfornation story, im thinking malef dragon or balrog

[Anonymous No.]

>take a selfie holding hands with a dragon zombie
>post it on 4mon and tell them the only good dragon is a dead dragon

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>>48767385
>malef
Yeah that sounds good, maybe something along the lines of
>anon gets bullied by a human girl at school
>like actually bullied in a non-sexual way, bitch is vile
>friendly local malef dragon turns her into a dragonewt
>few weeks later, the former bully is now gasping in ecstasy as she's pushing out yet another egg, fertilized by anon

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>>48767385
Best monster for transformations is MISS USHI. Her blood will purify all the non-Ushi parts of a woman, leaving only her innermost purity--the form of the Ushi.

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>>48767385
As much as i love Rogs they don't have anything like the dragonewt blood cult thing malefs have going

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The Ancient Evil wasn't actually sealed away, she's just been in hiding on purpose, hoping nobody ever finds her because she doesn't want to be bred into submission by some human and turned into a pathetic housewife. She's gonna stay hidden forever in her secret lair and nobody can drag her out. She REFUSES to get married and become a wife.

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>>48767409
there's surely a couple of volcano cults
they usually get a lava golem, ignis, salamander or pyrow but you might get a balrog every once in a while

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>>48767409
Surely it can't be hard to recruit new Pyrows through corruption.

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>>48767338
Is that all modern mad hatters eat?

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>>48767409
I didn't pay close attention writing >>48767423 but just because there's no special details on Balrog transformation doesn't mean she can't pull it off. Could be a girl she wanted to make part of her posse, but she turns out more suitable for a Balrog than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tanuki-chan died
>At least I don’t have to pay back that $20 I owe her

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767278
Pet the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767424
They really like Greggs baked stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767385
Dragon zombie unwittingly creates a dragon cult after turning a bunch of women into wights with her breath. She doesn't really know what's going on but she likes hanging out with her new friends.

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>48767449
Furshit belongs in /b/ and /trash/

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>>48767442
Didnt mean that Balrogs cant, more-so that from their profiles Malefs seem way more focused on MG expansion, and balrogs seem more the type to rest on their laurels and corrupt only when an opportunity comes to them
Just a difference in aggression when it comes to monsterization

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>>48767114
Be fair, if someone told you that you were doing the world a service by existing you'd be flabbergasted too.

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>>48767484
I honestly don't know why you bother to say this like we both don't know I'm unwelcome here.

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>>48767462
I want a pic of hatter eating a sausage roll

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>>48767490
Could be the Pyrows themselves that took initiative and brought the promising new girl to her.

[Anonymous No.]

I for one welcome our new succubus overlords.

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>>48767528
>two different cliques at anons school
>malef and her dragonewt minions
>balrog and her pyrow gal-pals
>both pyrows and dragonewts fight to control turf for their respective bosses
>malef and balrog both too busy getting boned by anon to care

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, Murloc, you win. Here's a story about a snow plow driver and a Yuki-Onna taking interest in him:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62506096

[Anonymous No.]

Your chesh is traumatized and broken
And thus her smug has been replaced with snug

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>>48767587
Oh to be a high schooler, to sit in the protagonist spot in class and to have a Balrog gf.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a triple succ with a side of sweet potato fries
A 9ft tall succ with cheese
A succ demon-style hold the onions
And a side order of glasses childhood friend succ
Why yes it is payday, how could you tell?

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>>48767194
What's in the briefcase? A bunch of light like Pulp Fiction?

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I am going to set fire to a monster school full of innocent monster children and teachers and burn it down. I am going to incinerate the subhumans, in the name of humanity. I am going to show them the terror that comes of looking down on us humans...

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>>48767674
I would make it my sacred duty to treasure that cheshire until her sadness is gladness.

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>>48767650
Awesome, glad you made it! Can't wait to read everyone's submissions.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you convince meidri to change her job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767709
Would you like to super-size your succ-meal? It comes with a chocolate-coated succ treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767745
Go away, irish schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767725
She will do nothing but sleep and purr
As a result, she will get fat
She will still sleep on top of you though, you're just gonna have to deal with the wet spots her fat tits leave behind

[Anonymous No.]

>gets raped by the undine janitor

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>>48767761
Meant for >>48767720

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>>48767757
She'll languish forever as a barmaid with that attitude.

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>>48767587
>even better if the Rog and the lizard dont know anon is banging both of them
>find out and make him wear the collar of shame to school
>you will never be dogwalked and humiliated by balrog and malef
>why even live

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Are there weddings in MGE or just "we had sex we are husband and wife now", but is there there a wedding after that?

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>>48768008
you'll get a wedding while you're being raped

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>>48768008
Depends on the mamono. Some like doing a big ceremony afterwards. Some like having a big PARTY afterwards.
And some just want to rub their husband in front of everyone else's STUPID FACES (non-sexually).
And a select few start taking bids on renting him out to the auntsters and neets.

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Haha, imagine impregnating your bro as a joke and making him give birth to your baby haha

[Anonymous No.]

In monster musume all you had to do was get tricked to the lamia city and you were husband and wife then.

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>>48767752
I might need to take out a loan, succflation has devastated the working class

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>>48767650
Nice little story, I enjoy the nighttime athmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768036
>succflation
Miss Haku, I need a help! This word has broked my brane

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767650
I like how the Yuki-Onna slips in a little bit of Zipangese in her dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768072
That was her intentionally playing up youkai vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>say succflation
>demon starts staring at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767943
Ear sex?

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>>48768109
Wasn't there a greentext with an Anon who ended up with a Manticore that was INTO that?

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my tongue a loli Wight's cold back

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768134
but you will get your tongue stuck

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>>48768036
Nobody should go without. It's time for the people's succ.

[Anonymous No.]

Being tricked by a fox isn't so bad
It's just her way of showing affection for you

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure government succsidies are good for the economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768173
it was a rousing success

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>>48768106
>>48768160
The Lilim bankers print cum from nothing! 50 years ago my grandfather could afford a dommy mommy tomboy goth demon GF wife with only a working man's nut! Now a man can't even get a modest succ without selling his soul and getting all his levels drained! When does the madness end?
(User was sent to Lilim re-education camps for this post)

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>>48768224
Human ears are fake and lame. Double ears are lies.

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>>48768207
It's these entitled millennials. Their state-mandated wives just aren't good enough anymore. They have to have their artisan childhood friends, or organic slow-burn romances.
It's the death of traditional values and it will only get worse from here.

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>>48767122
I would ponder about why you think it's the most boring setting and then I remember you probably hate it because it's anti-whore and anti-NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is my state-mandated chubby gigadork NEET lim(very smelly)?

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>>48768281
>she's the one who invaded the city and executive ordered the mandate
>pulls your name out of a hat
>starts binge eating and staying up until 7 AM and hyperventilating when her cabinet asks how the new mandate is going

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>>48768281
They tried mailing her to you but your mailbox is too small

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>>48768155
It's safe to lick undead girls, she's just undead-cold and not cold-cold like a Yuki-Onna or something.

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>>48768353
She doesnt seem too happy about it

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>>48766900
>expensive shopping sprees
God can you imagine
>we've all see him while walking through the mall
>that poor sod carying too many shopping bags
>his balrog gf hanging off his shoulder happily looking up other shops to visit so she can buy more clothes she'll never wear more than once
>the guy however barely looks conscious
>dont know if it's because of the beating his wallet took or if it's because of all the "tryouts" in the changing rooms
Dont become this guy. Grab your gyaru by the waist and and kiss her deep every day

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>>48768404
>After enough videos of suffering husbands are posted the Lilim government implements a cosplay fund for married couples.
>Drained in less than a day

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Kots are now ILLEGAL. Please report any strays to animal control

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768493
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.

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>>48768493
Kots are endangered and must be protected and repopulated

[Anonymous No.]

Mom please, stop wearing your clothes from your highchool days, they don't fit anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768533
i'm doing my part

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>>48768559
Oh, my! I would definitely take her out for a steak dinner and then cocktails before a sensible bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768030
Best prank ever, LMAO. They never see it coming.

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>>48768559
>You're right, these cover up far too much. I can't believe how chubby I was back then!

[Anonymous No.]

I will assassinate President Lilim by shooting her with the special anti-demon bullet I have loaded in my sniper from the window of my MGC apartment when she takes the stage to give her next speech. This is sure to send MGC into chaos just as planned.

In the name of the Order.

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I don't give a rat's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768637
What about a Large Mouse?

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>>48768634
you know they monitor these boards right

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768634
>Man thinks he can afford downtown apartment in MGC

Forget the plot and run. You gonna get Tanuk'd, son.

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[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a healer, but...

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>>48768404
>>that poor sod carying too many shopping bags
>>his balrog gf hanging off his shoulder happily looking up other shops to visit so she can buy more clothes she'll never wear more than once
I wonder if a drawfag will do this, I really want to see it

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>>48768634
This guy's gonna get raped by Missus President herself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768758
Nah, she throws him to her Secret Cervix and one of them claims him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768634
*teleports behind you*
*explodes you in a fountain of cum*
Couldn't win against the lim, nope can't beat the lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768634
Lonely anons get their thoughts forwarded from every deity to the goddess of Eros to disciples to help them find happiness as that's all every deity wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768781
i hope i get into CQC with ms cupid someday

[Anonymous No.]

I'd happily work as a spotter for the Eros special unit

[Anonymous No.]

Bird Koturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768838
She is a cute birb, but not a smart birb.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh auntie... how are we supposed to explain this to my mom?

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>>48768853
>Look, grandchildren/nieces!

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>>48768853
Looks too old to be an auntster, more like a grandmomster

[Anonymous No.]

I would a grandmomster.

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[Anonymous No.]

It is too late for smug. Now is the time of sNug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768961
the snug cannot stop me
im unsnuggable

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>>48768970

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>>48768786
>judo chops the cheap whisky out of your hand and roundhouse leglocks your neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768853
>mom, remember all the news about the declining birthrates becoming an emergency?
>well this family is doing its part

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768977
wurmy is even more unsnuggable
so hard and pointy

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the warm, 35 degree day is but a trap to lure you outside so the monsters can get you.
Especially if its after weeks of cold weather.

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>>48769055
>a trap to lure you outside
Jokes on them, I will NEVER go outside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48769060
zashiki warashi bait

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>>48768281
i demand my state mandated dragon zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>No Anubis with Chris Chan levels of autism
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>48769313
>Anubis uses crayons to draw on papyrus
>publishes her stories on the internets
>becomes the most documented wan in history

[Anonymous No.]

>*sneakily watches you masturbate*

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767402
>Bully being rewarded
You're retarded

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>>48767674
Grimdank

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>>48768748
Those green eyes are beautiful, shame they're wasted on the worst specie ever made

[Anonymous No.]

>>48768565
This is an appropriately sized cat

[Anonymous No.]

I only accept monsters that spill cataclysmic levels of spaghetti

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>>48769359
>*sneakily watches you masturbate*
>look her in the eye
>keep jacking it harder

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>>48769487
but thats all of them

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>>48769523
Lies
What about all those big rape machines like ushis and hellhounds?
They dont spill spaghetti at all!

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>>48769560
they do
they just dont show it to you

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>>48769560
Get back in the hotdogs costume, heckhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>48769560
You could always get help

[Anonymous No.]

>>48769462
That's practically the purpose of monsterization - fix 3DPD, you are the retarded one here

[Anonymous No.]

I will not drink the Lich milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770064
Its spoiled anyway

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>>48770064
>>48770069
Sour milk is a good substitute for buttermilk, and is good for making cheese, and soups.

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>>48768008
>marriage is when a monster loves a man so much they have a "special hug." at this point they are husband and wife whether one of them likes the title or not
>however they are not yet engaged nor wedded and must hold a wedding ceremony, if they care to. lots of freedom here, and different cultural interpretations
>in the ocean, there is a binding ritual that makes the man a fish incubus which necessitates marriage with a seamono. it may also take placing during a wedding ceremony
>bonding with your abyssal wife is also its own form of union
>finally there is soul marriage as performed by a necromancer priestess, which is a magic spell that usually involves a wedding when it is cast
So if you get an abyssal sea wife, you can be married in up to 5 distinct ways, with the added bonus of being no longer recognizable by mortal society.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a man with a chaos harem

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>>48770096
Sounds... hectic

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a cow

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a flat cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770064
I'll do it. For science.
Look how eager my waifu is to do this experiment!

[Anonymous No.]

When duty calls, I will fight for my country. I will fight to the last man, to my last breath. Those monsters will never enter. I hate monsters! They are evil! Wicked! They have spinnach in their teeth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770083
!!! IMPORTANT !!! Yetis marry with a literal special hug (all hugs with you are special) so think twice the next time you think you don't need an extra layer when you go shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770166
I am NOT cold!
And my coat is merely in the wash, its not like I can't afford one!
STOP LOOKING AT MY CUP NOODLES

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>>48769560
Anon, even some Ushis are full-blown dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48769359
>waits for the climax
>slides in
>pops you in her mouth for the first four shots
>poofs into a log before you can react

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770151
My... GOD... a lich showing that much excitement is like a regular mamono hooting and hollering up a storm!

[Anonymous No.]

>visiting Pompeii
>enjoying the funny graffitti, like "I made bread" or "Amplicatus, I know Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this"
>then find something odd
>the tour guide is also confused by what it could possibly mean
>translated from Latin it reads "Consider the Greenworm"

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to ancient monster girl battlefield
>There's an engraving on the wall
>"Kilwurm was here"

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>>48769663
By giving them a good ending, free of charge and drawbacks? Great, I'm sure that she learned her lesson and really regret how her past self behaved

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770285
So wide...

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The charge of the wurmbrigade

[Anonymous No.]

The guns have stopped because we're about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell their own men. They think it's far more sporting to let the monsters do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770151
It's taste like rancid and spoiled milk, it's horrible I hate her

[Anonymous No.]

You don't know the meaning of the word terror, until you see a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770276
there's a reason it's is buried in ash rock
some things are better left well enough alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770467
Socrates said that the unexamined life is not worth living. Have you truly examined life until you've considered the Greenworm?
Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe

[Anonymous No.]

i dont know about philosophy so here's another non-sequitir wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>48767587
Imagine finishing high-school and you already have enough children to make a football team

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770505
Smart choice--wurms are QUITE GOOD at philosophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48770538
Me at that age had no business:
>Talking to women
>Being a father
So, it'd be a nightmare, and not the 4-legged kind.
THAT BEING SAID--it'd be neat to have a dommy mommy teacher who "showed me the ropes" so to speak. I mean RIGHT NOW. PLEASE, MISS HAKU. RETURN MY CALLS.

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>>48770547
I imagine she's like Max Stirner and some uptight Hakutaku devotes more pages on refuting her than she ever puts together on paper in her entire life

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>>48770538
I only sire children with monsters, I don't take responsibility

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hakus may be smart, but they ain't wise. they may have knowledge, but they lack wisdom

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>>48770639
>Butthurt Anon mad that he can't get his papers past peer review.
>Meanwhile, MRS. Haku is raising her daughter.

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>>48770639
Who needs wisdom when you have strength?

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>>48770657
nice fanfic nerd. you are a virgin cow. I will fuck mino instead, who is wise and has street smarts.

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>>48770686
No, Anon. Mino will fuck you.

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>>48770538
Imagine entering highschool and you already have enough children to man a small vessel
Thanks for that auntie

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Don't do it vault dweller... those lizards are radioactive. They'll overrun the wasteland and breed out of control if you do.

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>>48771133
I don't like it either, but this is the only way they'll give us the water chip.

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>>48770849
Thats not auntie
Where is her huge bush?
Her forest even?

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>>48771253
Gona post on 4mon about how all dragons are underwear sniffing perverts

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>>48770505
I wouldn't mind being nommed and covered in worm slobber.
It'd be my honor to provide enrichment for an active mind.

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Anon thought he was slick when he broke into Deonora's bedroom to steal her panties...
BUT SHE DOESN'T WEAR ANY!
He was then captured and interrogated by a guard (groped and licked by dragon tongue) who looks suspiciously like deonora.

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>>48771652
>virgin dragoncels trying desperately to deny the claims
>meanwhile the malefs are having multi-paragraph back and forths about the many intricacies of getting their hubby's underwear to smell just right.

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>>48771727
>dragon zombies posting tfw no underwear to sniff

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>>48770064
>>48770151
Milk from high-tier undead girls has a fat content somewhat thinner than normal milk but it's high quality, stays cooler than it should and is very rich in magical energy. Lich milk could probably double as a mana potion.

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>grind a dragon down across 10 minutes of perfect dodges and timed attacks
>get her to 5%
>"ENOUGH!"
>flies up and scorches the entire arena leaving me a black crooked matchstick with my big white eyes blinking out of my helmet
Come the fuck on.

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>>48772087
>defeat dragon when she'd midair
>take my helmet off, finally thinking I've vanished the beast
>She lands right on my face
>lose to sweaty dragon ass that I can't shift off of me (fat tail)

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>>48772111
All that icecream while crying about how lonely she is went to her tail

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Dragons tend to mellow out as they get older. Loli dragons will always fight you but ancient dragons are just happy to have a visitor.

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You know what?
I will go for a hagon
I will make a hagon happy

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It's Nunday!

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>>48772305
but young dragons are gullible and extra weak to flattery

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>>48772305
I will choose to fight the loli Dragon (in bed)

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>>48772305
DON'T EAT THE OLD DRAGON'S COOKIES SHE PUTS A TABLESPOON OF CAYENNE IN EACH ONE

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>>48772421
>Give Dragon cookies to birb
>Birb cannot taste spicy, so she loves them
>Now birbs always harassing Miss Dragon to bake more cookies.
>Use that distraction to steal from her hoard.

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I just ate a whole bag of potato chips, how can I turn this to my advantage?

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>>48771434
Monster take care of those details, they are monsters not barbaric abominations

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>>48770849
>Thanks for that auntie
And mom, and grandma, and onee-chan, etc

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Lazy yeti

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>>48772849
That's not how you drink from those Ms. Yeti!

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>>48772849
Yetis are 100% one of the most unhygienic monster girls. Like, we talk about troll and h'orc smell, but yetis actually stink bad. Just look at how yellow her teeth are in the profile pic. Probably has never brushed her teeth her entire life. Same is true with hellhound's profile pic as well. I don't think any other mamono are like this.

Advice?
Avoid at all costs. Find a better monster to cuddle, like whitehorn or something.

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>>48773005
I like some touhous because I read doujins about them once.

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>TFW no yeti GF to pin down for a mandatory pre-sniggle tooth brushing

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>>48772968
Eh, lots of animals naturally have orange teeth--it means high iron content and usually VERY strong teeth. Maybe yetis are just artic beavers. Have you tried putting her near water and seeing if she tries to build a dam?

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>>48773069
Don't they live in the mountains? They'd build dams against avalanches, I think.

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>>48772649
Can immortal elves ever recover from going full hikki?

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>>48773014
She's cute in her yellow jacket

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your mom is an ogre

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>>48773148
Get some new images. Even if this one has deliciously wide hips.

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>>48773170
God I wanna be adopted by a single momster for untoward reasons

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>>48773175
that's not his schtick. he's convinced himself to post the same things forever

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Furry trash and random gacha characters, so "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" and monster girl related.

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>>48773199
To each their own, I suppose.

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>>48773199
These proportions are way out of balance. The question is, is it her butt that's too small or her breasts that are too large?

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>>48773207
Bro quit passive aggressively whining like a tumblr user and just report him. Shaming won’t do anything to someone with no shame.

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>>48773228
Based on the curve of that ass, her ass is huge and her tits are bigger. Someone found out how to take advantage of being a ghost.

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>>48773264
Clearly she's discovered how to redistribute her ectoplasm, yes.

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>>48773328
incorporeality has its advantages

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>>48768099
Ancient Zipangese technique.

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>>48773343
It's a benefit of being amorphous. Slimes could do it too and that sounds like a great time.

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>>48773207
It is, dare I say it, home.

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>>48773414
i suppose in the sense that nobody wants you around, it would be familiar to you

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So, who here wants to fuck spider?

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>>48773461
?!

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>>48773461
I want to fuck spiders all day everyday

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Spider is waving her legs at me again

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>>48773461
Some jumping spider images have made me want to hug spider.

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>>48773500
sounds like a mating dance

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>>48773461
The only spider I ever liked was arachne lord from mgq.

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>>48773500
i think she wants a high-five

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>>48773398
Just imagine a slime shifting her mass around while grinding on you to find the perfect distribution to make you unable to resist her making you her husband.

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>>48773555
>She still does it after you're married to make sure she's always the most lust inducing she can be considering your tastes on any given day and her outfit
Yes, this is my fetish. I also headcanon that parasite slimes can do it as well and the result is even more visually stunning because they aren't translucent

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>>48773643
She keeps a few jugs of thick water by the bed just in case she needs extra mass.

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>>48773677
>Thick water
Huh. The idea of my wife just having a few jugs of deuterium oxide around is hotter than the shape-shifting.

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>>48773328
>>48773343
Phantoms must spend lots of time and effort to sculpt their bodies, tits and asses just right. Purely out of an artist's pride, of course.

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>>48773199
Here

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How do you deal with your bro alping and now those "jokes" about about gay stuff start getting a bit to detailed?

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>>48773719
'sup furcuck? Another meltie?

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>>48773745
Feels like anons have been getting a bit more gay recently.

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>>48773691
Never know when you’re gonna need chemicals. Just don’t drink out of the one labeled “fun time juice” because while it definitely is juice, she filtered it through her tits.

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>>48773745
Make her say no homo after everything, just to be safe

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>>48773766
You haven't provided a compelling reason not to drink the fun time juice. In fact, I really want to now.

>>48773745
Just say "no homo" and let what happens happen.

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>>48772968
Yetis smell of firewood, pine, sweat, and wet fur, once that snow on their paws melts from having high body temperature they have to dry themselves in front of their fireplace
>yeti fur soaked from the snow
>yeti starts her fireplace and falls asleep in front of it
>in the morning, she turns into a big, white puffball
>her paws and fur bikini have fluffed up for an intense cuddle session with her dakimakura

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>>48773772
>>48773773
>Pounding her from behind while playing some games
>Suddenly stop
>"Hey... no homo, right?"
>She takes a really long time before answering "... yes"
She had me scared there for a moment

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>>48773773
So you saw a gallon jug of juice a slime squeezed out of her tits to saturate it with monster mana and thought “I should drink this whole thing.” huh? Enjoy the fuck marathon I guess.

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>>48773878
i can beat this cat.

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Kiss the bug

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>>48773856
>Enjoy the fuck marathon I guess.
Why do you keep threatening me with a good time? Is this the monster equivalent of DARE? If so, I'd like to become a counselor.

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>>48773975
There is a danger to having your lower body submerged, nobody can tell what is happening.

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>>48773878
I can mating press the big cat after a sweaty wrestling duel

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>>48773842
I want to kiss an alp and call her gay

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>>48774063
>Moo cow coworker clearly wearing clothes way too small for her FAT COW TITS
>Low key one of the best parts of your day
>Until The Incident
>Now you're walking around with an eye patch until Miss Lich can fix your eye
>Ushi Oni coworker not sure if you're making fun of her or just interested

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>>48774104
I love story about mamonos mangling men

[Anonymous No.]

help. i left my story too late. im 1500 words in. Im fucked. writefairy... i failed you.

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>>48774226
You can still squeeze 2500 in five days.

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>>48774226
Hey, you started. Maybe you don't finish in time for the contest, but you started! You deserve to feel good about that.
Gambette, Anon-kun!

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>>48774226
You have many days yet. Why not write some words now?

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>>48773842
I would cum inside my Alp bro, no homo though just some friendly skinship

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>>48774226
>Tmgay
Don't worry anon, I spend the whole weekend on league of legends instead of starting writing, I'm hiding from the fairy

[Anonymous No.]

Want to guess how she cooks sausages?

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>>48774268
On the grill, like a normal person, because she doesn't want to take a shower BEFORE eating due to you being ABSURDLY WEIRD about her ability to generate heat?

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>>48774262
i like ms sea bishop when she's a little unhinged

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>>48774268
that would depend on how much she likes you.

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>>48774275
monsters are charming when they become unhinged because of you

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>>48774262
That's just other jealous divers trying to prevent us from the finding the treasure.

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>>48774275
you can easily make a sea bishop lose their cool by removing their hat. once the hat is off, they revert to a feral state and begin to violate any man they can get their hands on.

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>>48774262
>THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS CAVE WORTH MARRYING FOR!
I'll be the judge of that.

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>>48774314
Right? Even the fisho on the sign is pretty cute...

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>>48774419
>bends down to pick something up from the ground
>can't find it because of those milk jugs she's got
lol

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>>48774439
>Babe, I haven't seen my feet in years. Are my beans still cute?

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>>48774439
what the FUDGE is this HOUND doing in this BUN-LOOKING OBJECT?

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>>48774309
I have this mental image of her laying a bunch of eggs and aggressively jerking off her now-husband onto them. Not canon and not hot, but a bit funny.

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>>48774439
>cowfee
Cow... fee?

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>>48774467
even if the eggs are already fertilized it'll help them grow up big and strong
i could see several oviparous species doing that

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I will date a cow.....AND THEN ONLY GIVE HER BUTT ATTENTION AND NEVER HER BREASTS! AHAHAHAHA IM A PSYCHO SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>>48774495
Nice.
More bottom-heavy, sweaty tomboy minotaurs who like to sit on faces.

[Anonymous No.]

brb, committing heresy

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>>48774508
be wary of advertisements seeking farmers

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>>48774250
It's not homo if she gets pregnant

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>>48774508
Fact: EVERYONE loves Marune's Sabbath.

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>>48774508
Mirin' those taters

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[Anonymous No.]

Alps mog normal Succubitches in every way bro. These succubi were making fun of me a week back and going "haha what a virgin loser he should date us haha" when they saw me and I got really mad, so I decided I'd show them. I went in my room and draped a rainbow flag over my shoulders and chanted "no homo" three times and Alped. Now I have a bombshell body and staggering K-cups like I'm part holst or something. The next day they saw me those Succubitches were jealous as hell, literally malding in envy because I stole all the attention from men they were getting.

Truth nuke. Basic bitch succs can't compete with us, Alpbros.

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>>48774250
It's only gay if you fuck her ass, so if you knock her up nobody will call you gay

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>>48774554
The most Irish post possible

[Anonymous No.]

Be on alert a gyaru has just walked into the game store. Prepare to run

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>>48774611
I don't get it--did a succuvirus invade Steam? Nobody goes to physical stores for games now.

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>>48774630
>did a succuvirus invade Steam?
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS DAMMIT

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>>48774632
Why not? I'd be super into that. Can you imagine playing your favorite vidya while a cute succ takes over random NPCs to flirt or call you a cute loser, then demand you turn on your webcam?

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>>48774630
Sweaty card playing nerds still do.

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>>48774662
Most of the booster packs contain trumparts anyway so it's not like a few pyrows are going to change anything.

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>>48774594
>gets fun of for not being a real man
>doubles down and abandons his masculinity completely
Way to prove them even more right, retard.

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>>48774508
Embrace tradition, marry a girl of high birth in her prime age and form.

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>>48774734
>a girl of high birth in her prime age and form
Looks inside
Just a loli with a superiority complex
Give her 15 yrs, a bigger chest, and some more experience in dealing with the affairs of nobility and I'll consider it

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>>48774768
>Just a loli with a superiority complex
perfect for correcting

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>>48774792
I'm not a dom, Anon. I'm a sub. I am the one who needs to be corrected!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48766545
Evil women are weak to romantic kisses

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>>48774869
the only time it's a problem is when there's 2 subs
and it can still sort of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>48774887
Right; if you're on 2 different boats it is VERY hard to have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Eat the shogloaf.

[Anonymous No.]

I would, but I'm afraid that AI slop is NOT shogloaf.
Also, Sorry Automaton-Chan. I dunno what else to call that kind of art. I would still an automaton, especially a yan one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48774919
Automatons are getting more and more life-like by the day. I'm getting worried.

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>>48774768
>loli with a superiority complex
Far from all of them have that, you can expect something like an Ochimusha to be quite serious and humble. But who can blame them for being at least a little proud of their youth, cuteness and perfect bodies?

>Give her 15 yrs, a bigger chest, and some more experience in dealing with the affairs of nobility
There's an obvious solution to this; you can give her the dick for 15 yrs and feel her grow a bigger chest.

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>>48774734
she keeps sudokuing at the slightest of offenses

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>>48774934
That looks like a human. I guess you could argue she's a succubus if you want.

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>>48774972
he just trying to drag up old shitposting

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>>48774972
IIRC, T-dolls look human because they were originally designed for things like domestic work and retail service and looking like human women would make people more comfortable with them.

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remember anons, dragons are not only physical powerful but also raw forces of personality, your not riddling your way out of the bedroom

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>>48775191
Dragon hands typed this post.

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>>48775191
how do dragons get such high stats if all they do is spend all day in their bedrooms?

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry anon, you have stage 4 haggitis
A very old fox has been notified, it'll all be over soon.

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>>48774419
This is the minimum size

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>>48775219
i think there's a cream for that

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think she likes me...

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>>48775227
Yeah it comes from your penis, thats why an old fox has been deployed

[Anonymous No.]

>>48775215
treasure lounging buff

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>>48775060
wtf my bro got fat, time to hit the gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>48775236
>bedazzled dragon

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>>48775245
they do make good gyaru

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>>48775229
NONSENSE, Anon! She just has a touch of Resting Dragon Face. I assure you that you'll get used to it.

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>>48775241
"But Anon, I'm Jim!"

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>>48775236
Incidentally, if you ever come into possession of a dragon's treasure, never give any part of it to a human woman. The draconic energy it absorbed is guaranteed to corrupt her.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider HAGS.

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>>48775273
Tits too small

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>>48774632
>He thinks this is a new idea
Someone hasn't been reading the EULA...

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>>48775273
Auntie please don't tempt me like that, I have work tomorrow and I need to sleep

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>>48775251
>dragon has a gaggle of pyrows and 'rogs following her everywhere entirely by accident

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>>48775273
I'm considering.

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>>48775293
it's a small volcano

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>>48775303
for you

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>>48775060
That Alp has the perfect proportions and I would let her hang out with me

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>>48775331
It looks like she's already letting it all hang out, with or without you.

[Anonymous No.]

guys. how do i stop my wife from obliterating the homes of every neighbour that didnt attend our(7th) baby shower?

[Anonymous No.]

Given Dragonia's history, the dragon cemetery probably also contains wyvern and wurm zombies. Something to think about.

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>>48775060
The yuri is better than nothing squad?

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>>48775219
Sounds almost like haggis.

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>>48775369
Undead Wurms are extremely elusive because they never surface and stay underground.

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>>48775294
Dunno why that tail setting always has such great thick tail game.

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>>48766545
Don’t wear your suit of armor in the summer for too long

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>>48775409
Don't reply to spam.

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>>48775398
>Undead Wurms
I'm reminded of that one greentext where a Wurm hanging out with a Wight at her gala because she thought she had died.

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>>48775430
Tail hater.

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>>48775409
They have to compensate for the lack of wings somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>48775497
>48775521
These chinese video game characters are super /jp/-related

[Anonymous No.]

autism

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>>48775596

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going to a monster girl thread and complaining about autism is like going swimming and complaining about all the water

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>>48775574
Then how about YOU post monster girls instead of complaining about people posting monster girl characters from a video game YOU do not like.

For someone who's against "posting gacha game characters", you sure do know and recognize alot of gacha game characters, now do you?

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>>48775619
>you sure do know and recognize alot of gacha game characters
After the first few hundred reposts you start to notice.

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>>48775671
This thread is mostly image reposting so I wouldn't worry about that detail.

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

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>>48775682
Yeah because crossboarding faggots can't take a hint to not image dump in here.

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>>48775619
SauceNAO exists.

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>>48775683
>>48775716
Have you guys even done ANYTHING to remedy the "gacha posting" that you find problematic? Did you volunteer or apply to be jannys or moderators to delete posts of mamono that so happen to be gacha characters and ban the people who post them? No? All you just do is "point it out" to "raise awareness?"

Unless you've been trying to do that, then please SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST MONSTER GIRLS. For all I care and understand, you are just "pointing it out" because those monster girls who're gacha characters are from games you don't like.

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uh oh gachadrone melty

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>>48775766
Reply directly to me you rat or at least answer the question; have YOU done ANYTHING or offered ANY solution to halt the gacha posting other than complaining about it? Did you even fucking read!?

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies, you're both annoying. Now shut the fuck up and consider the question of whose mofu is softer, Fox Mofu or Moth Mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire is smug because her white teeth are a proof that the stereotype is false and Wonderland does have good dental care.

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>>48775793
Fairy mofu.

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>>48775793
Moth mofu. I with MGE moths were more smart and yan, though. But I feel that way about MOST monster girls.
Too bad foxes are dumb, tofu addicted ne'er-do-wells. They could be so sinister if they had follow-through past the nearest ramen shop.

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Man I hate Mondays

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>>48775821
But demon HR ladies will force you to love Mondays as part of the marriage and employment contract

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>>48775818
>take picture
>Abandon all rules of setting
>make up your own shit
You are welcome.

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>>48775827
That basic bitch Sandra? She eats cheetos with chopsticks and thinks she's "enlightened".

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>>48775748
i'll take it over the "ignore the cancer and hope it goes away" approach.
making people feel bad does have a subtle power

[Anonymous No.]

When do I get my lewd, !Russian kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

Your neighbor finally gathered up the courage to ask you out!

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>>48775748
I don't point anything out, I just notice that it's been an ongoing trend ever since vermin from /vg/ and the alleged raid discord started shitting up this place because some poor Irish larping Argentinian got assmad over fictional fucking drawings.

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>>48775896
That looks a lot more like she invited herself IN.

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>>48775876
2 more weeks comrade

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>>48775804
Explain

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>>48775907
he got mad because he felt entitled to free art from KC and asking rudely didn't work
thus, has he wasted 3 years of his life taking it out on us for reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>48775896
>AI slop

[Anonymous No.]

>someone knocking on your door
>see who it is
>"sup bro, ready for the sleepover? I brought my favourite pajamas"
How do you proceed?

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>>48775748
>>48775787
>REEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!
Hey if you dont like it you can just stop gachaspamming any time

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>>48776119
Those are not pajamas

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>>48775971
I'm well aware of what happened. What gets me is >>48775748 sperging out because it's totally fucking normal to look at this thread every once in a while and see multiple image posts with no comment to them, just mindless fucking dumping. But sure, being annoyed by that is the problem. Especially when the shitbirds will post stuff like characters from ISR knowing full well it's a manga about prostitution.

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>>48776184
i figured you knew but we seem to have some recent arrivals that need context

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>>48776184
As always, the ones seething about the gate are the ones the gate js meant to keep out. Their goal has always been quiet acceptance

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>>48775876
>>48775935
Come back and talk to me once you've interacted with Balkans/Serbian Kikimoras

[Anonymous No.]

>>48776171
No, she would be wearing a dress like these ones https://files.catbox.moe/rt75lj.jpg
Now that's proper monster fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>48776218
I like Serbkiki's accordion skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48776247
But can she do Weird Al songs at karaoke?

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I always felt like MGE is actually more of a transhumanist story with mankind finally being able to overcome the forces of entropy at last, fulfilled, while, in perfect harmony at last. It's kind of beautiful in a sense.

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>>48776340
*whole

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>be you
>resting peacefully against in a meadow on the green grass in the countryside
>so nice to get away from the noisy city life
>suddenly you hear the a dangling bell
>peel your eye open to see a local friendly Holstaur waddling over on all fours
>she looks down at you curiously, tilts her head a little
>suddenly she gives a big smile
>settles her immense weight down on top of you and rests her head on your chest
>the weight of her body is so much...
>she's like three feet higher than you are, she envelops you easily
>your whole torso is obscured under the curvature of her enormous chest as she snuggles up to you
>calls you a "warm human" and nuzzles her cheek into you

You are now trapped under the cow.

How do you escape?

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>>48776340
I view it as a setting where I get SPIDER TITTIES

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>>48776372
I tell her I like Baphomets.

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>>48773804
I have gained yeti insight from this post.

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>>48776372
Why would I try to escape?

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>>48776436
You can't breath. She'll crush you.

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>>48776436
if you take too long to milk or otherwise neglect the other cows they can enrage

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>>48776448
I'd just tell her I can't breathe, then. I have a cow now, so everything is good. It will work out.

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>>48776166
I love fat monsters

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>>48776372
Tell her if she turns around I'll eat her out.
Then when she's shuffling I can make a break for it, but my guilty conscience would kick in and I'd have to apologize to her for even having the thought by doing exactly what I promised.

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SPIDER.
TITTIES.
https://files.catbox.moe/9qatip.webp

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>>48776613
REAL ART
>48776614
A.I. SLOP

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>>48776372
>her sister shows up
>she's even bigger
>licks all the salt off your face
>flops next to you and holds your hand against her chest

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Be glad they arent the big cows

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>>48776613
Damn cats.

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>"Let's do our best today, Anon!"

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You will be auctioned off at the hag slave market

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>>48776807
Don't threaten me with a good time.

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The best way to keep warm.

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>I'm not "banned" from Olive Garden. They asked me not to come back, and I have been gracious enough to indulge them. It's called noblesse oblige. They still know who calls the shots here.

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>>48776872
spicy birb

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It's hip to fuck bees

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>>48776896

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>Latin chanting intensifies

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Cow is good

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>>48776921
Very good.

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The weak should fear the strong.

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I wish the milklady would deliver my milk in the morning
I wish the milklady would deliver my milk when I'm yawning
I would like some milk from the milklady's tits

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>>48776937
>see kiki pantsu
>shameful jacking off
And this is why Academy-certified meidos know not to wear underwear.
>see kiki nopantsu
>kiki is always ready to serve her Mashtah without impediment
Problem solved

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>>48774226
>4 days to write 3500 words
You did more in high school. Get typing.