/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My dad was never there, he has no right to tell me how I should live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873021
My dad got what he wanted then. Except I hate sports.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

my dad is dead and was literally a weeaboo

[Anonymous No.]

My son is handsome and outgoing. I dont play sports with him because I'm a 280 pound fat fuck social reject who watches Japanese cartoons, plays video games all day and jacks off to drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

My father is an introvert who hates sports.

[Anonymous No.]

If my dad wanted me to be successful, he shouldn't have told me how shit I am every time I ever accomplished anything.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad plays WoW.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad abandoned my mom and I.

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me, why does what my dad wanted matter?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Daddy Issues/General

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873021

My dad died of cancer in 2003. I'm 33 years old and only weigh 150lbs. Oh and I also make 100k/yr.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad is pretty lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

son i am dissapoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873047
Not surprising, it's a major cause of low self-esteem, which itself is a cause of /jp/-browsing.

[Anonymous No.]

And such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

nah my dad was a dorky dad who loved computers, and got me into it, we built a Pentium II 500~Mhz, and I think like 1GB Ram (TONS at the Time), thing was FAST at the time, me and pops still talk computers to this day.. though he isnt as savy these days..=(

[Anonymous No.]

My dad just wants me to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

My father drank himself to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873041
I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I haven't fapped to Ink in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873064
Except when the bill comes with all the expenses you give him because of your expensive weeaboo hoobies

[Anonymous No.]

My dad's in jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873084
How?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a geeky dad - we constantly riff on old sci-fi movies together and chill in the comic shop.

[Anonymous No.]

is it possible to like moe shit and NOT have daddy issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873064
That just means he's disappointed in you, but has acknowledged that nothing he says can make you live like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an ugly face because of a skin disease so it's not my fault. I am 160 lbs and my father doesn't like sports. Much less play them since he has many injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad was a raging alcoholic and then got addicted to crack. I think I can say any opinion he has of me or anything else is pretty worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad worked to the bone, only to die from cancer at 40.
Showed me how shit life actually is. Better enjoy it while it last.

[Anonymous No.]

That's true. But my dad also thinks that education is important so at least he is proud of my academic accomplishments, even if I'm a complete failure otherwise. Oh, and I'm not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like your father should stop projecting his failures on you.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad is a troll who makes threads on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873115
Your dad is Sion?

[Anonymous No.]

My father is an obsessive lunatic. I don't think he gives a shit what I do as long as I keep acknowledging his existence.

[Anonymous No.]

What is with this board and saging

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873021
He also wanted peace and good will amongst nations under the guidance of god.
He was an unrealistic fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873095
>skin disease
>acne
I don't think so tim.

[Anonymous No.]

My father is deeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaad.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>4873119
we use it correctly
like
we use it if we don't want to bump a thread since it's a slow moving board

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873119
Thread is off-topic and was made to try and rile people up. Why would you bump it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873087
He left my mom alone with me and my sister and went with some bitch to do drugs and burn shit. I haven't seen him since more than 10 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873119
We, unlike whatever board you come from, know how sage works, what it's for, and when it's appropriate to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873119
I've noticed that too. Every other post is saged

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873122
I have seborrhoeic dermatitis. It's an incurable disease. Though I also have some acne. Anyway I can't do anything about it so I will never be 'handsome'. At least I'm not fat, as I try to work on what I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873119
It's how we weed out newfags

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4873119
>>4873138
Go back to /a/ or wherever you came from, samefag.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>implying my dad wasn't a weirdo as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873168
I bet your father would be disappointed to see you using reaction images and speaking through quotes.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4873174
I doubt he'd care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873146
shut the fuck up. Go to a doctor and ask him for some cream. It'll never go away, but no one will notice it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873168 implying
Your dad didn't teach you how not to act like a retard?

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4873192
No, he didn't raise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873189
I have seen many dermatologists, used many creams and medications, tried different diets, exposing myself to the sun, etc... But despite all that, people notice, especially girls, you can trust me on that. If you had it you would understand. Anyway, I can't do anything about the fact that I'm ugly, my dad knows that so he doesn't blame me. My parents don't pressure me into getting a girlfriend or anything thanks to that.

[Anonymous No.]

My father was the biggest negative role model in my life - everything that makes me different from him or from what he wanted me to be makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873092
I suppose not.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad died before anything I can remember about him, but considering my mom seems to be a magnet for the stupid, dropout wife beater type I doubt he was any good.

Also, I am not 280 pounds.

By the way, my brothers, mother and I all agree that sports in general are boring and a massive waste of time, space and money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873221
I do have it. In fact, I have a couple bad spots on my arms/legs right now, so I know how you feel. I guess yours is more severe. I hear pills work wonders, and injections are a good last resort.

This is horribly off topic btw.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad sits in his room all day after coming home from work and plays WoW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873242
Are you perhaps Mexican? Argentinian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873243
Yeah this is off topic but it was already quite a pointless thread to begin with. I have it mainly on my face and skull. I can hide the rest of my body with clothes but people who meet me for the first time are always kinda disgusted when they see my face. What kind of pills or injections exactly can you do for that ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873017
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4873254
Bread&butter white american.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873248
Jason?

[Anonymous No.]

You reap what you saw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873083

I don't live at home anymore and I have a job lol

[Anonymous No.]

my dad made me like this. maybe if he was not a crack head diabetic who beat me for talking to girls I would have confidence and be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad is deadDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

I'm only 170lbs bro. And I do like some sports, but my dad has never lived with me so I don't see him playing sports with me.

[Anonymous No.]

My father lived in his parent's basement, played videogames, and watched cartoons.

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>4873329
>And I do like some sports
marisagetout.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4873343

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>4873354
Rainbow text version is inferior version.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My dad was a very abusive person, he used to whip me on my back with his belt almost everyday when I was a kid, he was always drunk and most of the time he seemed like he was high on drugs.
He almost killed my mother twice, the first one was when I was still 5, I still can't forget about how I tried to stop him by throwing my toys at him. After that incident me and my mom left MY MOM's house and went on an apartment, everything was good until 1 night where he suddenly appeared and broke through inside the house and again, tried to kill my mother, he has this huge knife with him, and stabbed my mother but luckily she didn't die from it but instead was on the hospital for a month. We filed a case against him and it has been going on for 3 years now, been through the court a fuck ton of times and until now he is still running around out there freely.
Tell me, why should I care about him and what he says again?

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4873371
It's the only one I've got bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873343
>>4873354
>>4873371
sure is name that starts wtih fucking SA

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, but he got me.

LOL I TROL HIM

[Anonymous No.]

Well, dad, not everybody gets what they want in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873021
I only weigh in at 150lbs,
he felt I would turn out like this and so I got a brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873385
;_;
That's not a made up story right?

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>4873386
But readability is the most important thing! It wouldn't do to give someone such a heartfelt piece of advice but fail to properly communicate it because they can't be bothered to read it.

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

I'm pretty sure that my dad wanted a cute teenybopper for him to molest.

I'm pretty glad he didn't have any girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873449
Teenybopper? Molest?

Might as well rape grannies. What a terrible father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873021
My dad divorced my mom when I was 1 and a half years old. I've never met the man.

[AwesomeFinder No.]

At least, i'm not a druggie, don't text and drive, and still a virgin... btw, im not even a guy, or 220 pounds, or jacks off to manga...
This is all really awkward...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873476
>still a virgin
>not even a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873476
What is this, the internet?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>4873476
hey bb wanna date?

[Anonymous No.]

My dad is about twice as heavy as I am and never played any sports.
He's pretty proud of my academic activities, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873506
Hey Suigin, you said you'd date ME.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4873506
Don't cheat on me suigin

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>4873538
>>4873542
i dont know these guys

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys really have normalfag parents? My dad was the one who introduced me to Star Trek, Dr. Who and model building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873563
Slut.

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

>>4873564

All the weirdo parents seem to only have rabid sluts for daughters, though. Which does suck.

[Anonymous No.]

My father never had the father figure, so now I'm a gay male with an intense love for older men & loli's.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad had me help him assemble plastic models of the Enterprise and Enterprise-D. His three brothers, my uncles, are a retired Proctor and Gamble's engineer that now spends his days assembling puzzles and building K'nex toys; a stay at home dad who spends his time building stain glass windows and making guitars; and a psychiatrist who traveled the world before settling down with his Malaysian wife.

My mother taught be how to program in Q-Basic when I was in second grade, wrote an episode of Star Trek DS9, and used to stay up late at night so she could browse usenet while the phone lines where least busy.

Don't tell me my parents wanted a son who was an outgoing sports person.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>4873021
Like the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want."

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell do people on this board reply earnestly to insult-threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873628
Because they don't care about OP's opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873628

They're not really insult threads, most people just discuss the said statement since it usually applies to most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873628
/jp/ is used to being insulted, as you see.

We don't care as long as we have our waifus by our side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873618
Katharyn Powers, D. C. Fontana. Any other possible mom candidates?

[Anonymous No.]

Thankfully he has 4 other sons to do that for him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873625
But if you try sometimes you might find you lose your job and get drunk, mugged, raped, thrown onto the side of the street, stepped on, and nearly hit by a car. And that's the high point!

[Anonymous No.]

My dad was a 280 pound fat fuck alcoholic who just sat in his office all day playing video games and neglected his wife and children. He was divorced from my mother and eventually suffered a heart attack and died alone years after I severed contact with him. I don't think he really has any influence on how I choose to live my life.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

My father hates athletic sorts. I hate my father.

So naturally I got buff. I also walk around the house shirtless to piss him off.

He had it coming to him, though, because when I was a kid he used to tease me about being small and weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873681
Weakueid.

[Anonymous No.]

My Dad is happy that I'm Male.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4873685

FUCK YOU BRO I CAN DO MORE PUSHUPS THAN YOU

LET'S DO THIS

[Danbo !O8pP9SY72E No.]

my dad isn't into sports either, and i m quite small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873689
SAY THAT TO MY FACE, PUSSY, NOT OVER THE INTERNET

[Anonymous No.]

My dad wanted a little girl.

Can't believe I'm the first one to say this.

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

>>4873721
See
>>4873449

Probably for the same reasons, too.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad expected nothing of his son.
He got a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873618wrote an episode of Star Trek DS9
Which episode?

[Anonymous No.]

My life isn't about what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

I can put on a "normalfag" facade when I have to just fine, but am usually the introverted, secluded shut-in as the rest of you guys are.

My dad used to be cool. He used to run an arcade and let me play the cabinets for free. Then business went down, had to close and lost all the spark he had. Now he's just a disgruntled driver living with his Mongoloid fucktoy.

Oh, and this is when he started becoming a mindless football drone and conversely made me detest sports as a whole. Whatever, at least I'm outta his hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873041
You win this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, he just wanted a couple of punching-bags he could steal money from.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder what my dad would think.

And then I remember he killed himself when I was 6 so his opinion doesn't fucking matter.

Also, I'm 180 something with a muscular build.

[Anonymous No.]

meh daddy issues

I dun got none

[Anonymous No.]

yay I figured out how sage works

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873721
You're saying he hated you because you were male?

[Anonymous No.]

Mine wanted a son that wasn't in prison or homeless. Your rich suburban parents suck and I'm ahead of the curve.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad was fine with me as long as I got a career in Law or the Army.

I said "FUCK YOUR ARMY, I DON'T WANT TO GET YELLED AT BY A GUY WITH THE IQ OF TOAST ALL DAY. I'M GETTING INTO LAW/SCIENCE."

And he was fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad doesn't even know I exist. My mom left him as soon as she found out she was pregnant. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

My dad was an emotionally manipulative douche who made fun of me every time I showed interest in anything unrelated to sports. Now I like to wear dresses and pretend I'm a goddess being pleasured by hundreds of men at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874110

That means he was a terrible person.

You're lucky for not meeting him.

[Anonymous No.]

Ohh god.

My dad was disappointed as fuck when I didn't try out for any sports. Then I started working out.

Got a girlfriend in High School, he was extremely proud.

College came, I started browsing /jp/, and it all went downhill from there.

Though my self esteem is at it's peak and I really don't care what anyone thinks now. I love you /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874047
No, I was just emotionally neglected, which led to me being horribly introverted when it comes to personal matters.
My sarcastic personality doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying your dads weren't right

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874210
I'm scared to knock my girlfriend up because of 50/50 chance of it being a boy and me feeling like I'd be a shit male role model, but goddamn I wouldn't neglect him. I'm sorry Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874552
I'm scared to knock your girlfriend because there's a 50/50 chance it will be a girl and you'll molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873021
Correction your Dad whats you to be highly competive in sports and be a douche.
I use to play sports it did noting, and now im too old to play sport outside with shit talking kids and paraniod parents that will think im a pedo or a drug dealer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874579

projection

[Anonymous of Manila !!1gI4uJox3s7 No.]

My dad is happy when I'm happy so I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874552
>I'm scared to knock my girlfriend up because of 50/50 chance of it being a boy
There's a 50/50 chance your girlfriend is a boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874609
hurr durr

[Anonymous No.]

"/jp/s dad. How mean!"

[Anonymous No.]

My dad doesn't understand that "liking Japanese culture" is something to be ashamed of, so I guess I'm lucky in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

my dad always gives my monitor a dirty look when one of my Popotan wallpapers is displaying. i don't care anymore, i know i failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4873248
>LIVING THE DREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Son, if by chance you are here, just if.
I did my best, its just that it wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

hmmm, interesting i play sports(basketball, baseball, tennis), im 105lbs, and i am japanese. Of course im totally not wat my dad wanted me to be.

[Anonymous No.]

but i'm not overweight

[Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec No.]

We go fishing. Caught a baby shark last year. Shit was so cash.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahh shit OP 's got everything right except video games and I'm only around 119.049622 lb

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad I am not a fat social reject or else I might actually be offended by this.

[Anonymous No.]

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