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4871089 No.4871089 [Reply] [Original]

I know it a little late to rant about this, but thats becuz it didnt hit me until now. But anyways, WHAT THE FUCK, i got the worst fucking birthday presents ever! My parents don't know about ANYTHING, like AT ALL >_<''. Here's what i got:
- A book on how to draw figures (too bad its not the style i draw in)
- A bunch of pencils for the book on how to draw figures
- A bunch of shampoo bottles (no, seriously)
- 200 dollars from my aunts friend who lives in san Fransisco, which is also a downer cuz las year she gave me 400$.
- A book on the japanese language because aparently i dont know enough.りようしんです　ほんとう　ばか。　>_<''. That means my parents are dumb, haha.
-An XBox 360, even though i FUCKING HATE halo, which is like the only game for the xbox. Not to mention its like a year too late for that. Even so, i REALLY wanted a ps3 but my parents told me they couldnt afford it because of economic decline and blah blah blah. And they could still somehow afford all those other gifts. The xbox360 is a fucking negative gift!
-A DVD of Conquerer of Shambala. Well at least it's FMA related, but i already watched the whole series online for free.

So yeah, a bunch of useless "gifts" my parents pulled out of their butts. Sometimes i think the world is just out to make me fucking miserable.

>> No.4871091

Stale pasta is stale.

>> No.4871097
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4871097

Fri Jan 9, 2009

Also, joke.

>> No.4871098

Super Mario Bros 3 sucks a fucking cock.
This game is shit, plain and simple.

Oh, let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big world isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on one fucking level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Kuribo's shoe fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay.

There are some interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2 levels total, and if you fuck up and get hit ONCE, you lose them, FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.

Mario 3 may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.

>> No.4871099

That pasta could have a lot of potential, but it's way too obvious.

>> No.4871110

>>4871089
I wonder if someone honestly thought and wrote this or if it was just designed to be a pasta from the very start? These are the questions that occupy my mind.

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4871116

>halo, which is like the only game for the xbox

>> No.4871133

At least he managed to prove that no matter how obvious your trolling is, a lot of retards will believe you're serious.

>> No.4871139

I'd rage if this was real

>> No.4871149

I'm in /jp/, right?

>> No.4871154

>>4871149
naw, this is /b/

>> No.4871163

>>4871154
Bullshit, I'm obviously browsing Bunbunmaru. Your lies can't fool me.

>> No.4871174

>>4871163
/bun/ is even worse than this, sadly.

>> No.4871358

ps3 has no games

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