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You wake up and you're a girl now

>> No.4868020

If only

>> No.4868021

Check body out.
Try female masturbation.
Shrug and continue on with my daily life.

>> No.4868023

Um, no, I still have a penis, unfortunately.

>> No.4868027

Slut mode : on
I thought /jp/ is a worksafe board

>> No.4868029

Month long fap session.
Experience the pleasure of being cummed inside of.

>> No.4868031

Check out my new assets for a couple of minutes
Browse /jp/ as usual

>> No.4868032

I wish

>> No.4868035

Be an awesome girl who browses /jp/ and likes touhou.

>> No.4868038

I have sex with my friend who is a virgin and desperately needs to get laid

We live happily ever after being nerds

>> No.4868041

I report this thread and go to sleep

>> No.4868043

>>4868038
You're a good person.

>> No.4868045

Sauce?

>> No.4868047

>>4868038
You being a girl doesn't change the fact that that is very, very gay.

>> No.4868048

>>4868038
Possibly this.

You are a good person indeed.

>> No.4868050

>>4868041
No Anon, you ARE this thread!

>> No.4868054
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>>4868013
>>4868021
>>4868029
>>4868031
>>4868035
>>4868038

>> No.4868057
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>> No.4868060

Now that I think of it, if I suddenly became a girl, I would probably continue doing the exact same things I do now, but I would be so happier.

>> No.4868061
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>>4868047
If you have never folded your mind into a shape that can find either sex attractive, then lurk more.

>> No.4868064

I post about it on /jp/.

>> No.4868065

>>4868054
You would be a whore, wouldn't you? Fuck you, you fucker.

>> No.4868068

>>4868057
Advanced new /jp/ poster

>> No.4868069

Shlick to my wife.

>> No.4868071

But that happens to me every day...

>> No.4868072

You wake up and you're a futa now.

>> No.4868075

I would go drown myself in the nearest body of water. Being a girl would be totally shit.

>> No.4868076

>>4868047

Gay in the way that liking traps is not gay?

I'm confused.

>> No.4868077
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>>4868071
Maybe you clicked the wrong board.

>> No.4868081

>>4868076
Liking traps have nothing to do with being gay or not. It's just a retarded trend that started on [a/, adhered by retards.

>> No.4868082

Does anyone else like to play with that area right below the balls? You know.. THAT area?

I like to have one hand on my dick and pretend it's my clit and the other on the area right below my balls and pretend it's a vagina.
Then as I'm about to reach orgasm I roll my eyes back, stick out my tongue and smile as I pretend there's lots of men ejaculating on me. (picture related)

Does anyone else on /jp/ do this?

>> No.4868083
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4868083

You are being pushed back to the bed
You feel disgust but for some reason you can't resist
[ ] Scream for help
[ ] Close your eyes and ask him to stop

>> No.4868089
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>>4868082
forgot the picture

>> No.4868091

first I'd masturbate in front of a mirror for a couple days. then I'd kill myself because fuck being a woman.

>> No.4868093

>>4868075
No, no it wouldn't. What is wrong with you, anonymous?

>> No.4868096

>>4868083

[x]Genuflect

>> No.4868097

>>4868082
No, you are a sick fuck

>> No.4868100
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>>4868082
God I thought only I did that.

>> No.4868102
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>>4868097
this

>> No.4868105

>>4868096
You are laying in bed
How can you genuflect?

>> No.4868108

>>4868083
It depends, is the person a girl?

>> No.4868110

>>4868082
I actually do it. Usually though, I just pretend I'm a little girl playing with herself.

>> No.4868113

>>4868083
[x] grab shotgun from beside bed and shoot him, claim rape

>> No.4868116

>>4868082
I actually do this as well. I'm happy to see I've found a fap comrade on /jp/.

>> No.4868118

>>4868108
>him

>> No.4868123

>>4868110
Yeah different things for different people.
I like to pretend I'm getting gang banged and I'm surrounded by lots of dicks.

>> No.4868124

>>4868105

Don't be silly. You can genuflect under any given situation.

>> No.4868127

>>4868083
>[ ] Close your eyes and ask him to stop
What if he actually stops?

>> No.4868137

>>4868110
I'm picturing a neckbeard pretending to be a little girl while masturbating now, thank you very much.

>> No.4868138

>>4868127

[x]Genuflect

>> No.4868141

That doesn't solve any of my problems. In fact it creates new ones. I have so many problems.

>> No.4868145

>>4868137

You'll get used to it.

>> No.4868155

>>4868137
Fuck. Now I'm picturing a neckbeard pretending to be a little girl masturbating.

>> No.4868167

I hope i am pretty now. Run to mirror.

If i am pretty, masturbate. Then try to meet some ugly /jp/ guys and have sex.

If i'm still ugly, i just continue live like now.

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Insert orgasm here

>> No.4868168

>>4868155
It's surprisingly arousing

>> No.4868172

>>4868161

You are now imagining a neckbeard fantasizing about mounting another neckbeard.

>> No.4868183

>>4868082
I do it.

>> No.4868187

So what's the source for OP?

>> No.4868189

>>4868172
I'll just imagine two bears fucking, it's the same thing.

>> No.4868205

>>4868161
That face

>> No.4868218

>>4868161
if that girl was a genderswapped me she'd have a LOT more pubic hair

>> No.4868251

>>4868218
Shave them off?

>> No.4868257

Sauce anyone?

>> No.4868342

>>4868102
Kanu, is that you?

>> No.4868367

>>4868257
sauce on >>4868102 is Kanu Unchou from Ikkitousen.

>> No.4868374

>>4868137
Don't worry, I'm not a neckbeard. I couldn't grow facial hair to save my life. I'm just emaciated and ugly. ;_;

>> No.4868377

>>4868013
And this has to do shitload with otaku culture... Cause?

>> No.4868386
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4868386

Well that's neat. Unfortunately I don't really care, teehee.

I'd just go about my day as usual and laugh at / with people who find it surprising.

>> No.4868396

>>4868377
Otaku want to be the little girl.

>> No.4868404
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>>4868377
Because many otaku wish to be the little girl.

>> No.4868410

Everyone tells me I'm very attractive but have a shitty personality.

I believe that would make me a hot bitch.

>> No.4868424

>>4868386
That sounds like a mistake.

I'd be fucking terrified of people finding out. You'd become a fucking media sensation, scientific curiosity of the world, constant target of crappy paparazzi who have nothing better to do. Say goodbye to your delicious quiet private NEET lifestyle, pray you don't end up on an autopsy table. I guess if you're smart about it you could make a lot of money off of selling your story, eventually have a mansion where you're secluded from the world and become a hermit again.

On second thought, doesn't sound that bad.

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4868585

Check my new body in the mirror.
Play with my boobs.
Try masturbation.
Wear a cute dress.
Buy a strap-on.
Turn into a bisexual serial rapist.

>> No.4868592

>>4868585
Women can't be convicted of rape. That would so totally work, holy shit.

>> No.4868594

>>4868424
But they might put you on oprah. And you'd never be able to find a husbando either, they'd all think it would be too gay to go out with you.

>> No.4868775

Source for the gallery jpgs?

>> No.4868793

>>4868594
Other /jp/ Anons that turned female would gladly be my waifu.

...Right?

>> No.4868875

>>4868775
Delivered http://www.mediafire.com/?gzy1ydqybjg

>> No.4868888

>you are now a girl

[X]Continue to be a useless piece of shit all day and smoke weed while playing videogames. Piss off /v/ by being a female who can game competitively.

>> No.4868919

>>4868082
>as I'm about to reach orgasm I roll my eyes back, stick out my tongue and smile as I pretend there's lots of men ejaculating on me.
I usually only do this when I'm cumming on my own face, but lately I've been doing it when I just woke up and my grip on reality is still loose.

>> No.4868924

>>4868377
Because we want to be the little girl.

>> No.4868934

>>4868888
But you lose the ability to play real games when you turns women.

>> No.4868936

>>4868924

To tell you the truth, I have yet for one person on /jp/ to explain what's so great about being the little girl.

>> No.4868939

>>4868936
It's not objectively great, it's just an irrational desire like everything else about being human.

>> No.4868941

>>4868013
Nothing would change :(

>> No.4868949

>>4868939

Most desires are pretty rational, man.

For example, I want to eat food because I will die without it. I want to take my medication so that my heart doesn't fucking explode. I want to exercise so that I don't catch that legendary Pokemon called Atherosclerosis.

And the one universal truth behind humans is that we are interested in what benefits us the most. There's gotta be SOME benefit to being a little girl that I'm unaware of. Spit it out.

>> No.4868956

>>4868949
Right, but what's so great about you being alive? Do you think you would actually mind it if you were dead? There's nothing rational about your desire to be alive.

>> No.4868957

>>4868949
To me it's that girls don't have to take initiative. I wouldn't have to approach people to start something, they would come to me.
Also, I'd get to wear pretty dresses.

>> No.4868959

>>4868956

The reason for my wanting to be alive, because I haven't procreated yet. Once I produce kids, I can die happy. You can kill me.

That's my reason. There ya go.

>> No.4868963

>>4868949
Cool grammar bro.

>> No.4868965
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>>4868963

FUCKIN GRAMMAR, HOW DOES IT WORK

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4868986

So you guys like it deep
I see

>> No.4868988

>>4868959
Pfft. I don't even need to procreate.
Instead, I just obsess over a single man. And if I had to lose my life in order to protect him? Only regret would that I wouldn't be able to be with him after that. Well, as a conscious, living organism. As a corpse there's still him going yanderemode, but that's my style, not his.

>> No.4869001

>>4868957

Hmmmm. You can look fancy and get people to come to you as a man, this doesn't seem exponentially better. If that's really important to you, I suppose it's okay.

>> No.4869157

Bump, because I want to hear /jp/'s epic tales of how being a little girl would vastly improve their lives.

>> No.4869185

>>4869157
People would take care of me and think I'm cute instead of just a leech of society.

But then I'd grow up.

>> No.4869394

>>4869157
/a/ wants to be the little girl because they want to be cute, small, and protected, with less obligation to forge their way in the world. That they'd be able to focus on romance and emotions more, and that it would match their noncombative, gentle natures better.

>> No.4869411

>>4869394
I guess this works for me as well.

>> No.4869418

>>4869157
See my post >>4868075

>> No.4869437

>>4869394

Well, I want to be the little girl because Touhous would gang-rape me twenty-four hours a day with their huge futa-penises. I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

>> No.4869439

>>4869394
I want to be the little girl so I can infiltrate and rape the ranks of other little girls.

>> No.4869509

Time for frilly dresses, tea drinking and blushing profusely while holding hands with my onee-san.

I'd try to be a proper young lady (save lesbianism, but it can't be helped. )

>> No.4871455

>>4869394
Every time I read this, it feels more and more true.

>> No.4871469

Reaffirm my vow of celibacy, buy some cute clothes.

>> No.4871478

>>4868082
THAT area is actually called the perineum. You gain pleasure from it because pressing it rubs your prostate in an indirect way. If you like that, you'll love rubbing your prostate directly.

And yes, I like humping my hand with it while imagining myself as a girl.

And no, I don't imagine men cumming on me. I'm a pure girl, not a slut.

>> No.4871498

You wake up and you're a girl now. You are in a room you do not recognize. After dressing up in the cutest frilly dress you find, you head outside the room, only to find out that you are in a very large mansion. You find several other girls about your age, wearing clothing similar to yours.

While investigating, you make some random reference to a VN. One of your new companions catches it. You soon figure out that the mansion houses the entirety of /jp/ userbase.

Which tripfag do you team up to rape viciously first? Do you stay loyal to a single girl or fuck everyone you find, organizing great orgies?

>> No.4871507

>>4871498
Cry in my room for being too tall/old/ugly to be the little girl.

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>>4871498
I become the self-appointed janitor.

>> No.4871529

Find girl clothes
Adapt to new gender
Become just another slut over time.

>> No.4871535

I would slut myself out. No need to stay a virgin as a girl too.

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>> No.4871556

>>4871507
In those sort of fantasies you are always young and attractive.

Though feeling shy because of height is a charm point. You need glasses too, and a large bust.

>> No.4871561

>>4871556
>height
>glasses
>a large bust

What happened to wanting to be the cute little girl? I don't want to be an onee-sama character.

>> No.4871588

Well, I'd probably be a hideous hambeast so I'd just kill myself.

>> No.4871635

Masturbate.
Continue as normal.

Sage for I'm boring.

>> No.4871638

>>4871561
But wouldn't you want to be teased by a dominant young maiden, meekly moaning as she plays with your breasts and suckles on your nipples while calling you an old hag? You would blush and try to object, only for your lips to be sealed by hers, as her hand reaches for your crotch...

Shy onee-sama characters have their merits too.

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>>4871561
different people have different tastes

pic related for mine

>> No.4871650

>>4871638
I'd rather be small, cute, and capable of being carried princess-style by a possessive, loving, teasing, and rich onee-sama.

>> No.4872967

>>4868057
>Thread

>> No.4873000

I dont wanna be a girl. Having a period must suck like hell.

>> No.4873013

>>4873000

You get used to it after first few months.

>> No.4873027

>>4873000
Why? Wouldn't you want to see the person you love drinking your period blood (while you drink hers, of course) ?

That would be romantic, partaking of something that came from deep within her.

>> No.4873030

>>4873000
That is why the only girl worth being is the prepubescent girl.

>> No.4873120

>>4868083
This could happen to you /jp/

>> No.4873137

>>4868013
Masturbate, so nothing different.

>> No.4873154

>>4873120
I wish.

>> No.4873165

>>4873027 Wouldn't you want to see the person you love drinking your period blood
No, because period "blood" is disgusting.

>> No.4873167

>>4873165
You've tasted it before?

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>> No.4873193

logged into /jp/ this afternoon from library computer and was thoroughly disappointed when this showed up.

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>> No.4873203

>>4873193
can you help me find where to log in

>> No.4873204

>>4873193
>logged into /jp/
>logged into
What?

>> No.4873206
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Too bad this will never be released ;_;

>> No.4873212

>>4873193
Even homeless, the /jp/NEET cannot get rid of his 4chan addiction. And who could after buying a 4chan Gold Account.

>> No.4873227

>>4873165
Its not THAT bad

>>4873167
yes

>> No.4873234

came into this thread expecting those two panel comics of the dude who becomes a slut, am disappoint

>> No.4873238

>>4873206
Damn, I just checked and saw that it was delayed again.

>> No.4873334

>>4873238
Where do you check it?

>> No.4873344

>>4873234
What comic?

>> No.4873518

>>4873334
The devs' website.

http://www.y-karasu.com/

>> No.4873757

Hooray!

...If I'm at least a fairly attractive and young one.

Otherwise, eh. I masturbate and get fucked a lot, and spend time with lesbians more legitimately, and get

...TRUSTED around small girls. >:DDD

>> No.4875560

I would become a serial killer of rapists.

>> No.4875635

>>4871498
After deducing the identities of several specific tripfags, I would take the opportunity to go on a killing spree. Afterward, I would beg Kordox to let me play with her dolls.

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>> No.4875849

>>4875847
Is there a problem with it?

>> No.4875847

How is this thread still here?

>> No.4875853

>>4875847
The meido has become desensitized to tits hanging out.

>> No.4875866

browse /jp/ and play eroge as usual

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