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>> No.4865302

2D 3D sluts

great

>> No.4865306

>>4865297
Kaguya never takes a bath.

Fail.

>> No.4865320

>>4865306
That's not Kaguya, that's clearly Slut Tengu 2, DS edition.

>> No.4865331

Another quality touhou thread.

>> No.4865343

>>4865306
That's what's her name, the clam.

>> No.4865388

>>4865343
My waifu is not a clam.
Or a scallop for that matter

>> No.4865396
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4865396

>My waifu is not a clam.
>Or a scallop for that matter

You poor man, you don't know the WONDERS you're missing out on!

>> No.4865398

>>4865388
Wasn't there the myth of demon clams called shinkiro that could conjure up illusions?

Maybe you're a young maiden in Gensokyo and your entire life you remember is a prank of a shy clam youkai who fancies you but didn't have the courage to confess, so she brainwashed you and is having her way with your body while you think you're wasting your days browsing the internet.

Would you accept a clam waifu?

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>>4865320
Looks like a NEET with twintails to me though.

>> No.4865420

>>4865398
She did all this for me and didn't have the decency to give me a source of income?

What a bitch.

>> No.4865452

>>4865420
Well, perhaps she's subtly guiding your likes and dislikes so that once you're disillusioned you'll have the perfect obedient wife with ideal features waiting for you.

After a pitiful life you'd have a loving waifu ready to cook and clean for you for all eternity, plus the body of a girl. Would you not accept her?

>> No.4865470

>>4865452
I'd turn the tables and devour her soul.

>> No.4865474

>>4865452
I dunno, she sounds too good to be true. I'm certain my meeting with her might end with me being lightly seasoned and eaten.

But if she was willing to do that for me, I'd be okay with that.

>> No.4865524

>>4865474
Clams filter water and eat the organic particles. The worst that'll happen is her trying to drink your pee or something.

>> No.4865533

>>4865524
I'm extremely okay with this

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