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It's time for a touhou waifu thread. Your waifu, and a brief description why.

Of course, I'd choose Ms. Knowledge because she's bookish, wears glasses, intellectual, and makes erotic wheezing sounds during sex.

>> No.485682

Flandre. Because I'm a sucker for the childlike innocence of psychosis.

>> No.485687

derp

>> No.485701
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485701

Cooks, cleans, and is very loyal. Her feet are sexy and is very cute when teased.

>> No.485707

I'm going with derp because she likes to sage threads all the damn time. Something I can relate to.

>> No.485709
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485709

Best touhou

>> No.485713
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485713

Yuka, because I'm insane too.

>> No.485716
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485716

ze~

>> No.485723
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485723

I want to tame her and see her go from a "badass" tomboy into a cute submissive girly girl

>> No.485725
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485725

Sakuya is my waifu.

>> No.485730

>>485725
SAUCE/MOAR NAO

>> No.485735

>>485725
RAPIDSHITTT

>> No.485737
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485737

Knowledgeable, kind, beautiful. Can still be a real animal when she wants to be, sometimes resulting in kinky variations.

>> No.485739

have u seen the sexy tape of them anime
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IfiKBB_qYvg

>> No.485759

>>485739
Go back to /b/, we don't want your newfag shit here

>> No.485763
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485763

One of the strongest humans in Gensokyo (probably the strongest (HERE WE GOOOOOO)), badass, and cute. She would fight even if the odds were against her.

>> No.485774

>>485723

Sauce? Mokou in a bellyshirt is just too much.

>> No.485782

>>485725
Also /r/ing the source.

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485797

Just because she isn't submissive and girly doesn't mean she doesn't have a soft side. I like my Mokou just the way she is.

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485799

A woman this lazy is the perfect, perfect, perfect waifu for me.
I'd make her breakfast wearing a pink apron and oven mitts, and lay it next to her bed.
Then go to sleep on the other side of her.

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485803

>>485782
>>485735
>>485730
Just how badly you want it?

>> No.485811
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485811

>It basically comes down to who can get the most done (cook, clean, fun, misc., etc.). That narrows it down to Ran who does practically EVERYTHING for Yukari, Sakuya who des practically everything for Remilia, and Eirin who does practically everything for Kaguya.

>Of those three, I'm picking Ran. She carries both Sakuya's loyalty and Eirin's intelligence, plus has random fits of being a nudist!

BTW, >>484578. We just had this thread about an hour or so ago...

>> No.485818

>>485803

let's fuck

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485823

Sanae.
Because we share the same taste in music.
But really, I want to just hug her so much. I bet she smells nice..

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>>485682

This anon knows his waifus.

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485829

>>485803
Anonymous demands for sauce!

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485833

>>485823

She smells like frogs and booze.

>> No.485839

Mist Mysterisia - Milky Peach Pie

...but you should already know that, if you have studied your basics.
(http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/))

>> No.485846

>>485803

What? Sigh come on

>> No.485848

>>485846
That.
>>485839

Just find it on the page and download it, how hard could it be?

>> No.485856

>>485829
Her boobies get bigger by the second.

>> No.485877
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485877

MAI WAIFU

>> No.485914
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485914

I wish to be bossed around by the little girl

>> No.485939
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485939

shes perfect for me likes to loaf about and fight and I'm pretty sure she could take a hit and give one out. Plus shes Asian and has red hair and thats double win.

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485949

>>485914

Perhaps it is you anon, who is 500 years too little.

>> No.485972

>>485839

Oh I already have this

lawl memories

>> No.485981
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485981

Who am I kidding? I just like her because she's easy. I'll violate her cloaca but good.

>> No.486007

>>485949

Hey, aren't you that sniper in convoy_2 from tf2?

>> No.486030
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486030

There can be no other.

>> No.486036

>>486030
Her pigtails are hawt

>> No.486043
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486043

alice is my wife
because we are married

>> No.486060
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486060

So delicious

>> No.486063

BUT TOUHOU ISN'T REAL SO YOU'LL ALL BE ALONE.
FOREVER.
HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAAHA HA HA haha ha ha ha ha ha....ha....ha....;_;

>> No.486069

>>486043
How can you marry someone I've already married?

>> No.486076
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486076

YES

TOMBOY! LIKES MUSIC (hangs around Mystia, you see)! I CAN GO OUTSIDE IN THE SUMMER AND NOT HATE MY LIFE

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486150

Because she is the strongest.

>> No.486386
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486386

She's cute and, despite her aloof nature, just wants someone to love her.

>> No.486587

>>486582

NOT A TOUHOU

>> No.486582
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486582

Rin-chan. Why? Because I have a soft spot for her and I want to beat the shit out of her "parent". I hate that fucker.

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