/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

It’s the Victorian era, you are Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom, having ascended to the throne two years earlier at the age of 18.

Your uncle King Leopold of Belgian have long planned a marriage between you and Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha and intruded him to you many years ago on a trip. Back then you were charmed by Albert’s handsome looks and his refined manners. Now with you being the queen, you are free to disregard any other suitors and pursuer your love.

You proposed to Prince Albert and he accepted. However you discovered that married life is not quite what you envisioned. The life of a queen distances all from you and you feel lonely inside. At night you long for your husband to take the initiative and love and dominate you in bed. However Albert is quiet timid by nature and is in awe of your status. What do you do?

[ ] surround him with beautiful courtesan but not allow him to touch any, to fill him with desire
[ ] treat him coldly and with distain until he snaps and rape you
[ ] love him tenderly, and then be tsuntsun
[ ] violent hatesex

[rape No.]

rape

[Anonymous No.]

[x] love him tenderly, and then be tsuntsun

Clearly the best option.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] decree that any and all pornography is now punishable by death, get raped by thousands of faceless men

[Anonymous No.]

[x] be the second Virgin Queen
[x] rape the maids

[KonaChan !PBThKzT.FI No.]

>>4854094
All I read was;
[x] be the
[x] rape maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854071
For some reason that looks like shota Battler. Shota Battler x Beato?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854107
yes

[Anonymous No.]

[x]annex Corea

[Anonymous No.]

Invade and conquer France, give Normandy to my husbando as present.

With him being a regent, he would hopefully become more self confident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854111
I approve! Time to hunt me down a doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

You are Elagabalus, batshit insane Emperor of Rome. Fascinated with the idea of being the little girl from a young age, you have offered vast amounts of gold to any physician who could make you a nubile maiden. While fapping dressed up in panties and stockings, a blonde woman hanging from a ribbon-bound black something pops up on your chambers and says that she accepts your offer.

As you (and everyone who happened to be in the imperial palace at the time) transform into a young girl, your palace is transported into Gensokyo. What do you do?

[ ] Cause an incident
[ ] Get raped by faceless men
[ ] Tea party
[ ] Rape the Praetorian Guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854071
>However Albert is quiet timid by nature and is in awe of your status.
This isn't historically accurate. In real life queen Victoria couldn't stop talking about her Albert's prowess in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I request a source for the doujin posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854151
[X] all of the above. It's not like you can avoid doing all four as a little girl in gensokyo anyway.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!XzNn/qDPbir No.]

>>4854194
http://www.mediafire.com/?ugym2gyofmj

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854209
reported for ban evasion

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854160
I've heard of an episode not long after the marriage where there was some big dinner party and everyone was revolving around Victoria. Albert became upset (as he was a noble too and wasn’t accustomed to being left out of the loop at functions), stormed out and locked himself in their bedroom.

Victoria eventually noticed him missing and went to check up on him. She knocked on the door and Albert asked who was it, and twice he wouldn’t let her in when she replied “the queen” and then “Victoria”. She knocked the third time and answered “your wife, Alexandrina” and he finally let her in and they had a lover’s quarrel.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

It's the Early 2000's. You are Jim Jones, a not-yet-famous rapper who started a hip-hop group with your homeboys from Harlem.

You and your partners have signed onto Roc-A-Fella Records in the hopes of making it big. Hip-hop artist Jay-Z has personally introduced you to his label, with an admonition that if you produced anything other than hits, you and your homies are going to hit the pavement. Naturally, tensions are high, and you struggle with your homies to create some new raps, but the pressure is making it hard to work.

After an argument with Cam'ron, you've decided to go back to your crib and smoke some trees, maybe watch some porn. On your way out to your car, you see a tall, blonde Japanese woman standing next to your fly whip, wearing weird-ass clothing that looks like it came out of a storybook or some shit, and a silly hat. There's also a kid with her, also wearing weird clothes, and a silly hat.

"Ah, hello," she greets you crisply, before you can say anything. "We wanted to get in on that album you've been working on. You see, we've got some tight lyrics for you to check out. Chen, hit it."

The little kid starts busting some sick-ass rhymes on your ass. You ain't heard shit like this since Eazy E was on the scene. Amazed, you lean back and admit that these weird-ass chicks sure know how to lay some flow on a nigga.

[_]Compliment the woman and her kid on their mad skills, then ask her what her name is.

[_]Come up with some rhymes on the fly to show your skills. Ain't no bitch can rap better than the Jones-man, right?

[_]Ask them if they want to go to the club. Or better yet, back to your crib with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854229
[x] rape them

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hi, Gensokyo Man.

[KonaChan !PBThKzT.FI No.]

>>4854229
=|
Serious answer? Kill myself, because I hate rap...

Non-serious answer? Kill myself, because I somehow became a 'Nigga'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854251
dude, that's racist

[KonaChan !PBThKzT.FI No.]

>>4854252
I said it was a non-serious answer. >.> I'm happy being a part-Asian mutt. Wouldn't ever change that, not for the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854256
Proud To Be An Asian, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854246
>Oh hi, Gensokyo Man.
Reporting everyone in this thread.

[KonaChan !PBThKzT.FI No.]

>>4854266
Sadly, I'm a mutt... u.u I'm German, Russian, Asian, Native American, and some part french... But I do not give up and DANGIT... Sleep time...

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>4854295
stop using smileys please

[Anonymous No.]

>KonaChan !PBThKzT.FI
>Emoticons
>DANGIT
>Being a general faggot

And another for the filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854295
>Russian
Get out human trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854300
You expected something else from a /b/tard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4854306

I wouldn't know he's from /b/ since I don't visit that shithole.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Truth be told, I didn't expect anyone to read "You Wake Up in Ballin' Every Day Niggas!" let alone come up with funny replies for it.

I shoulda thought about that back when CYOA threads were still popular...