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/jp/
I'm going to buy Patchouli dakimakura.
Please stop me before it's too late.

>> No.484864

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>> No.484867

There's no way back now

>> No.484868

It's oddly appropriate. You'd never leave the house with it anyway, right?

>> No.484870

Do it.

>> No.484873

Be sure to hug it every night, and your lonely tears will bring her to life.

>> No.484879

>>484861
The end of your world has come.

>> No.484882

Be sure to hug it every night, and your ronery tears will bring her to life.

>> No.484888

>>484882

;_;

>> No.484889

do it, etc

>> No.484890

>>484882

>Be sure to hug it every night, and your 5 gallons of semen will bring her to life.

Fix'd.

>> No.484891

One pillow isn't too bad...
You can always come out of this hole, right?

>> No.484893

Link?

>> No.484898

>>484890

>>Be sure to hug it every night, and your broken dreams and B.O. will bring her to life, where she will promptly kill you.

Double fix'd.

>> No.484901

>Be sure to hug it every night, and your tears, semen, broken dreams and B.O. will do absolutely nothing.

fix'd again for you

>> No.484908

Do it.

>> No.484910

Enjoy your Patchouli dakimakura

>> No.484907

>>484882

GOOD END

>>484890

STICKY END

>>484898

BAD END

>>484901

TRUE END

>> No.484913

>>484907

>STICKY END

Oh fuck, I lol'd.

>> No.484936

>>484861
Muri! Zettai ni Muri!!

>> No.484948

Why is this shit always so always so horribly overpriced? I've seen them sold out going for 150 US dollars.

>> No.484953

>>484936
Someone should record that voice and put the device in the hug pillow so every time you hug it you will her her moans.

>> No.484956

>>484907

I love you, /jp/.

>> No.484959

>>484948
Supply/demand. Products will be sold for what the market will bear.

And lonely otaku who actually have spare income will bear a fuckload.

>> No.484979
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484979

Do it, faggot.

>> No.485372

>>484861
It could be worse. At least you're not buying a Rinnosuke dakimakura, right?

>> No.485388

>>485372

Don't think it past anon. They were sold out where I was looking.

>> No.485403

>>485388

That's because I bought them all.

>> No.485457

>>485388
I bought my Marisa one a few months ago (when you could still find her) and I love her much to this very day.

I cuddle with her and talk to her a lot.

>> No.485467

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

>> No.485482

>>485457
Haven't proposed to her yet?
Get to it boy, don't let her grow old.

>> No.485491

>>485482

>grow old

oh god ;_;

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485499

>>485482
I'm waiting until the time is just right.

Have to make her feel special, you know.

>> No.485503

>>485482
Flip over the Marisa dakimakura to get old Marisa.

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485507

>>485482
Listen to this man. Make her a bride!

>> No.485509

>>485503
Nah, it's just her in her bloomers.

>> No.485523

they sell these at Paletweb

they make you log in to see anything other than a thumbnail though. Is there anything on the other side or is there just the one side with no nudity?

PICS

>> No.485542

>>485523
Palet's sold out and have been soldout for quite a while.

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