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Am I moe yet?

>> No.4846130
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>>4846120

>> No.4846133

So what kind of watch leaves this sort of mark?

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>> No.4846135

This is what a 3d JoJo character would look like

>> No.4846145

>>4846120
Almost there.

>> No.4846154

>>4846145

What is required for complete moetal saturation?

>> No.4846164
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Eat low protein food and don't exercise, grow some little boobies without getting fat, get a really close shave, and learn how to stand and smile femininely, and you'd be a trap. Traps are moe.

>> No.4846166

>>4846154
A squarer face.

>> No.4846182

Something tells me that that's actually a really ugly girl.

>> No.4846190

>>4846182
Girls don't have shoulders like that.

>> No.4846196

>>4846154
Clothes that cover all your skin. You need to hide your arms, hands and shoulders. A wig, some make up and white tights, high heeled shoes too.

Better hide your face in fact...

>> No.4846204

>>4846196
So, dress like a muslim girl?

>> No.4846208

>>4846164


>Eat low protein food and don't exercise,

Well, I'm fucked. I'm doing the exact opposite of this

>> No.4846211

>>4846204
Wearing clothes that hide your skin makes you a muslim now ?

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>>4846208
Ya, same here.

>> No.4846217

>>4846211
Well how many other outfits let you cover that much, including your face? I haven't seen many western women cover their faces with anything other than masks or something.

>> No.4846218

>>4846217
scuba gear

>> No.4846222

>>4846217
I meant hiding the face when taking pics, by looking the other way or hiding it with his hands or something.

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>>4846217
Covers everything!

>> No.4846229

>>4846120
How do I get paler skin like Chisame?

>> No.4846235

>>4846229
Bathe in concentrated bleach

You'll be skinless but I guess you could try to be a moe moe female Xipe Totec.

>> No.4846237

>>4846229
bleaching like Michael Jackson

>> No.4846242

>>4846229
Not possible. There are some creams but they are carcinogen. Chisame is pale because he avoids the sun most likely.

>> No.4846266

>>4846242
Fuck. I didn't know there's carcinogen in skin care products. And I did a little googling and that shit is in mouthwashes and deodorant too. THE PRICE FOR BEAUTY IS TOO GREAT. I'LL STAY A HIKKIKOMORI

>> No.4846598

Man, being a trap sounds like a shitload of work.

To get swole, all I need to do is lift weights and shovel food in my mouth. But this? You gotta shave and tuck and walk differently and smile different and aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.4846607

>>4846598
The shoving food down my mouth is the part I have trouble with.

>> No.4846625

>>4846607

Yeah, I used to have problems with that too.

Now I have to STOP myself from shoving food in my mouth or risk being fat.

>> No.4846792

>>4846607
>>4846625

I can never get fat no matter how much I eat :3

But that shit comes at a price of increased sweating. I can't wear layers during Spring/Summer. shitsux

>> No.4847133

>>4846242
Long pants, light jacket when outdoors. Looks like mods hate me or something, the thread wasn't started by me but it's deleted now lol.

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