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Marisa is the ideal wife: willful, cunning, a little rebellious and full of spirit, but infused with the promise of future matrimonial bliss: a hidden core of kindly, motherly care.

Marisa is the best.

Much better than the bitch, Reimu.

ITT: The best Toehoe waifus.

>> No.484583

no one likes alice.

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>> No.484591

Keine is the best waifu

>> No.484592

Reimu would probably sell the child to the Chinese.

>> No.484593


Damn you!

>> No.484594


With Marisa, You'd wake up the morning after with your wallet missing.

With Reimu, You'd wake up to her offering another go for the same price.

>> No.484595

Who could be a better role model than a thief?

>> No.484601

Given the amount of money most of us have in our wallet, the choice is obvious.

>> No.484602

Alice would never make a good wife. She'd be be overly clingy and suffocate you.

Sure, it'd be nice for a while, as she'd want to be with you all the time -- washing your back, nuzzling up to you at night, reading a book in your lap -- but she's ask where you've been all day, who you were with, what you were doing, and start stalking you as you went through your daily routine.

Spoiler: Yandere dend.

Alice is no good.

>> No.484603

With Alice you'd either wake up to a home cooked breakfast or in a sex dungeon as her lover and companion until you die.


In b4 "tastes like tears."

>> No.484605

I've got about $350 in mine right now. Reimu.

>> No.484614

I've got about 4 dollars.

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you fucking lie

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It basically comes down to who can get the most done (cook, clean, fun, misc., etc.). That narrows it down to Ran who does practically EVERYTHING for Yukari, Sakuya who des practically everything for Remilia, and Eirin who does practically everything for Kaguya.

Of those three, I'm picking Ran. She carries both Sakuya's loyalty and Eirin's intelligence, plus has random fits of being a nudist!

>> No.484620

$10000 yen is required for a single tap on reimu.

>> No.484621
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reisen has to deal with tewi all day, she'd be a very tolerant mother

>> No.484622

I hate Reimu.

Let's have some Straight Talk: that miko hasn't done anything good for anyone. She's a bitter, angry, poor, and somewhat lonely vestigial organ of a nearly dead religion. Like Darth Vader, only more moe and less robotic.

She needs to GTFO of everyone else's business and gb2/sweeping_the_yard/.

>> No.484623

>$10000 yen

>> No.484624


Plus the mom vibe is hot.

>> No.484627


Good end.

Besides, who would you want to meet other people if you had Alice?

>> No.484629

You forgot about Youmu. But no one cares about her anyways.

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>plus has random fits of being a nudist!

Oh my

>> No.484641


Fuck you. Besides the dedication thing, she has a lot of sexual tricks that can most probably be exploited with enough resourcefulness.


>> No.484643

Youmu clashes with the "fun" aspect of my explanation. Who'd enjoy watching someone meditate for hours only to feed her master and sheer some trees of an endless garden?

Yuyuko, on the other hand... very motherly, but nothing more.

>> No.484645


Youmu would also make a good wife.

Dedicated and a little strict, she'd gently but firmly lead you out of your hikikomori ways and turn you into a productive member of society.

At night, she'd bashfully turn her head and look out the window while mentioning the weather -- the signal that she's in the mood for something 'naughty' tonight.

In the morning, she'd have some rice gruel and sour pickles for you that she prepared the month before last and kiss you on your way to work, all while keeping a stern and strict facade, trying to pretend the night before never happened, enough thought she's your waifu.


>> No.484646

Yandere Alice is loev

>> No.484651

>Yuyuko, on the other hand... very motherly, but nothing more.
I wouldn't leave a child near Yuyuko...

>> No.484652

>Alice would never make a good wife. She'd be be overly clingy and suffocate you.

>Sure, it'd be nice for a while, as she'd want to be with you all the time -- washing your back, nuzzling up to you at night, reading a book in your lap -- but she's ask where you've been all day, who you were with, what you were doing, and start stalking you as you went through your daily routine.
>With Alice you'd either wake up to a home cooked breakfast or in a sex dungeon as her lover and companion until you die.

A normal, healthy individual would probably find such a life to be hell before too much time has pasts.

For Anon, however, that might not be the case. Odds are, most of us would be just as clingy.

>> No.484661

i got 70 pounds

>> No.484662

Clingy is good for us who have always been alone.

>> No.484669

It gets really old really fast. I've been there done that.

When you've spent a lot of time on your own having someone come along and suddenly eat up all your free time gets really annoying.

>> No.484672

Well, I'd never get in a relation if I cared about my free time anyway.
Which is why I killed off any chance of having a gal in college, directly saying that I didn't have time for people.

>> No.484675
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Mokou. I want to see her act like a cute girly girl when I finally win her over and "tame" her.

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>Clingy is good for us who have always been alone.

There's something that I'd like you to read, Anon...

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Patchouli could make a good wife.

Reading books together, drinking tea together, having Patchy sleep on your lap while you read (and vice versa) -- not to mention living together in the Scarlet Devil Mansion with Sakuya waiting on your hand and foot....

The perfect life?

>> No.484681

I've read Mirai Nikki a long while ago ;_;

>> No.484683

Don't forget that Patchy has a clumsy, affectionate side. She'd read her books and try to get good a cooking, loving, and bed techniques to try and please you. Though she wouldn't know the best way to show her feelings, just seeing her try so hard would ULTIMATE MOE.

>> No.484684

Alice won't like you browsing /jp/.
Alice won't like you playing VNs.

Solve this

>> No.484685

Waking up to the sound of heart wrenching coughing as her body fights to breathe.....

>> No.484686

>bed techniques

Like bedtop sports for indoor types?

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you're making shit up

problem solved

>> No.484692

Then maybe you should gain weight.

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>> No.484699

What the fuck is up with those tits. Give me back my DFC.

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i'm afraid she's just like that.

>> No.484703

Don't forget the heartache when she finally grows sick, beyond all help.

As you hold her hand as she's at her end, she'd look to you and say:

"I... I'm so *cough*... g-*cough*-glad I met you... Anonymous..."

The last thing she'd see through her tear-blurred vision would be your smiling face. The last thing she'd feel would be your arms, holding her tight, as she slips away from this world.

Years later, you'd make sure her favourite books were kept specially available, specially preserved, forever, in the Scarlet Devil Mansions library. Even now, the people of Gensokyo still talk about the Patchouli Collection in the Memorial Scarlet Devil Mansion Library -- the most complete collection of classic works, along with a personal diary that tells of a touching, personal love of a girl named Patchy and a boy named Anonymous...

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>> No.484711


Please don't do this, its not even night shift yet...

>> No.484713


The SDM's library is humid and the books rot quick. After 50 years, no one will remember a certain purple-haired librarian, except for an insane Koakuma, who still roams the stacks carrying tea for a master who will never return.

>> No.484714


Tripfag knows that Alice has nothing against /jp/ or VNs? Have you met her? Wake up.

>> No.484717


I have...

>> No.484718

What the fuck. This is blasphemy.

>> No.484721

FUUUUUCK ;____________;

>> No.484722

Anonymous knows that Alice has something against /jp/ or VNs? Have you met her? Wake up.

>> No.484723

What if you like Faulkner and she likes Proust. Impossible to get along.

>> No.484724
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Not me. I like the tomboy.

>> No.484725

Lit-fag detected!

Marry me.

>> No.484726

My left hand is the perfect waifu, because it is always there to support me and will never let me down.

Your dose of reality for the day.

>> No.484728

This is madness !

>> No.484729


My left hand is bony and has two big scars on its palm.

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>> No.484734


Like it rough eh?

>> No.484736

Not even interested.

Go away, Alice. No one wants your body or your love.

Useless doll Otaku.

>> No.484739


...that must have been one hell of a fapping session.

>> No.484742

If you won't have her, I will

>> No.484744


Its seen its fair share of use

>> No.484746

Go ahead.

Everyone else on Gensokyo has had their turn with her and thrown her away. You might as well get yours, too.

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i think she'll be fine without your approval.

she'll just be over there...receiving hot marisa sex

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Just to make the thread complete

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pardon me while i continue posting nipples

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>> No.484756


I like both, and I learned French just to read authors like Proust, Dumas, and Flaubert, because I'm just that fucked up.

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>> No.484760

>My left hand is the perfect waifu, because it is always there to support me

You can't do a single push up. Tell me, how could your left hand alone support your massive weight?

Your hand is too weak for you, tripfag. You need someone strong.

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>> No.484765


Holy shit

>> No.484766


Thats why I use both. HAHA. SHOW EM ONLINE.

>> No.484767

Have suffered pain to do many pushups.

>> No.484768

That's dangerous. Sunday is the only day /jp/ has mods.

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>> No.484770

Please don't get banned formerly-anon. I'll have no one to flood Hisui/Rena/whoever pics with.

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>> No.484775

aahahhahahaha Xeno vs. Anonomouys

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This Rena?

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i appreciate your concern, anonymous. i'll hide these nipples just for you.

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>> No.484782
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Best waifu ever, don't even try to prove me wrong.

>> No.484783


Stop talking to yourself.

>> No.484787
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Then you have my sword

>> No.484789

Now there's the DFC.

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i'd rather that she were mai meido

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And my cleaver

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>> No.484796

She throws knives at you when she's angry. A lot of knives.

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lol, cleavermind

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Took a while to find an image I could use. Hope I wasn't beaten to the... punch.

>> No.484800


Turn it into a circus act for profits

>> No.484806
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oh u

>> No.484811


Alice! Alice, you have to leave him! That Anonymous is no good!

>> No.484812

I was just extrapolating the opposition between their styles(even through, thinking back, Faulkner isn't a very good example to represent his generation, as he frequently escapes from it's paradigm).

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See >>484619

Downside: When she's pissed or on the rag, prepare to become her personal pin cushion. No, seriously, there's no escape. You won't survive, so make your time.

>> No.484816

I don't get it, did she cook the baby?

>> No.484820



Its 3dgy.

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B-But she's so mue...

>> No.484830

No she didn't, she cooked a pie but refused to share with the baby, that's why the pie tastes like tears because Alice made it and wouldn't share. Mean mean Alice. The baby of course is asleep snuggly in her crib

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>> No.484838
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- Memory lapses: She'll forget you're her husband within a few years.
- Workaholic: Her job (Remilia) is the only thing important to her
- Dislikes human: Checkmate!

Mai meido > mai waifu in Sakuya's case.

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mue that kills

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>> No.484848


Many thanks!

>> No.484853

"I-I know Anonymous knocked out all my teeth... but Anonymous loves me"

>> No.484855

No. Just no.
We're not going through this role again.

>> No.484863
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Yuka is the best. You'd never have to worry about being attacked by another youkai (although humans are a different story). Just don't step on her flowers and you'll be fine.

Plus, youkai moe~

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Sakuya will be the best mother ever, and I don't care if I'll die as long as she'll bear my children and love them tenderly.

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*Embraces Alice from behind.*

Aw... You know I love you.

*Squeezes very hard to the point of choking her.*

Don't ever make me a surprise dinner ever again. You make exactly what I tell you too, k? Okay. That's good. I love you so much...

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She blinded me with SCIENCE.

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>> No.484894

>Restrained Alice.jpg

I don't know why, but I laughed.

>> No.484899

Check-maid... in one~★!

>> No.484900


Looking kind of dead eyes there, Sakuya.

>> No.484903


What if Reimu had your child, but found out that you were secretly keeping Marisa as your mistress on the side?

Best death ever?

>> No.484916

Spring is here!

>> No.484918

You're forgetting that this is Reimu and Marisa we're talking about.

>> No.484923


Tentacles are the father.

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Go away, you make my wife nervous.

>> No.484941
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What do you mean? Lily and Letty are the best of friends.

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China would make a good waifu, don't you think?

>> No.484947

Let's not forget the younger spirit of autumn wanting you dead.

>> No.484949

No, not at all because of her job.

>> No.484951

Not wife material.

For one thing, you'd never be able to remember her name.

>> No.484952

See, here's them taking a theme park mine cart ride now!

>> No.484954

Her job is her life. Remilia agreed, don't bother her about it.

>> No.484955


Riding in boxcars together!

>> No.484960

Ah, they're going on an amusement park ride together!

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>> No.484968

Roller coasters are awesome.

I'd say so, even Remillia isn't such a bitch that she'd fire a pregnant woman.

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She's not particularly loyal to Remilia, unlike Sakuya, who seems to be popular.


Hong Meiling. China is a pet name.

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>pet name

>> No.484978

Surprise abortion by Sakuya.

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If there are no more arguments, China sounds pretty good to me.

>> No.485005

There was a fight between Keinefags and Chinafags before. It was in a certain thing the mods decided to banish. For those who stopped following, I'll tell you.

Keine won out for now. Anon prefers the possibility of getting CAVED to the possibility of dying a horrible death at the hands of the many inhabitants of the SDM.

>> No.485010


If you're talking about WUIG, Cirno seems to be the who gets the most attention consistently.

>> No.485014


But she's not waifu material. More like little sister. Unless anon wants educate her the art of the mana transfer.

>> No.485020

>>little sister
>>mana transfer

Speaks for itself, really.

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exactly what I was thinking.

>> No.486042

I like those eyes for some reason

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The sex would be great.

>> No.486087

I bet she fucks like a rabbit

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With Yukari, sex is not only ridiculously kinky and enjoyable, but a mental exercise with Portals as well

>> No.486094

Oh Ultros, how the mighty have fallen.

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>> No.486110

Will she put a portal where her vagina is leading to your pooper, so when you fuck her you're sodomizing yourself?

>> No.486111

Everytime I see this image, I think "She's soft, like cake!"...

>> No.486118

or she could have one portal where your p0n0s is and then two on her vag00 and ass so that one p0n0s can penetrate 2 orifices

>> No.486127

even if we don't have mods don't we have those thread cleaning guys? Whatever they're called.

>> No.486129

So... would you feel her vagina, or her ass?

I think this matter is too complicated for me.

>> No.486132


Matter cannot exist in two places in the same dimension at the same time simultaneously.

>> No.486140

Half of your penis goes in the vagina, half in the ass.

More than likely less pleasant than it sounds.

>> No.486157


Quantum bifurcation says you're wrong.

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Obedience is all you need in a wife everything else is a bonus

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Aya, because she is fucking awesome.

>> No.487145

>Aya, because she's a fucking slut and I love sluts.

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>> No.487170


Only if you bested her in combat and gave her a purpose in life, essentially saving her from her living hell

As anonymous, that's impossible

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>> No.487177

Aya is a fine and proper lady

>> No.487181

But Youmu is canonically extremely stupid.

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Aya's a faithful wife and a respectable working mom, you watch your tongue.

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Once I'd coaxed her out of hiding, I'd teach Nitori about the wonders of the internet, and then we'd just go off and be nerds together and frolic amidst cyberspace. Or some shit. Also lightsabers.

>> No.487233

That sounds perfect for me, and coincidentally I also love yanderes.

>> No.487241

The problem with Ran is that Yukari will eventually get hungry and come looking for her.

And then BAD END.

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...then again, if I could figure out how to get Suika to put some density into her various assets... well, no. She'd still be too much of a partywhore, not to mention she'd break me in half before I tried anything... but I could be up for a one-night-stand. (of course Nitori would probably have a bug put on me to watch me where I was going. ...I wonder if she'd like watching. Maybe she likes the voyeurism...)

>> No.487249

....you were THIS close to making me change my vote from Ran to Nitori. Too close...

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You lost me. All I see is lovely waifu +1

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Honestly I can't see Yuyuko as being a very good wife for some reason... but she's so pretty. That's probably just the lust talking though. The food bill alone, though... I can barely support myself at this point. I'd hate to think it would be that that might lead to our divorce, I'd like to think something like "love conquers all!" but... maybe I'm just too materialistic.

>> No.487259

you're not thinking hard enough! assuming you have yuyuko's affection, then what else do you have at your disposal?

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She'd make a fun wife.

>> No.487266

She has the power to cause death in humans, and Yuyuko does eat everything.

Hobo feastin' tiems.

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...w...well, I can sort of cook... that would appeal to her I think... and I do think all her butterflies and cherry blossoms are pretty, even if they'd probably end up killing me...

>> No.487282

I dunno man, she'd probably dupe you into getting like freaky bondage gear shit, and then by the end of the night you'd be the one hanging from the ceiling by straps and strait jackets, with a carrot-shaped dildo up your ass no less.

>> No.487286

Like I said, a fun wife.

>> No.487292

I'm not going to lie: you make your point and you make it well.

>> No.487294

Fine too.

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Oh, Anonymous, you dog you.

...although I guess I shouldn't talk, I'm considering the bunny who can drive me insane. The only thing worse than being hung from the ceiling is being hung from the ceiling IN YOUR OWN MIND.

>> No.487301

I always thought it would be more fun if Yukari used portals so that when you came, she opened a portal and you got Reimu in the face from 500 miles away.

The best part is, it's Yukari's fault, not yours. Although Reimu might kill you anyway.

>> No.487308

with her gaps, you could easily have sex in public without removing a single item of clothing.

this idea always gives me a boner.

>> No.487320

I'm suddenly hard.

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>> No.487387

Yukari would get bored of your company the next day and probably eat you.

>> No.487395
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>Keine won out for now.
BULLSHIT. At most she's about even with Mokou. We're definitely going back to see China the next day like we promised. Fuck, I need to repost this again.

Keine can go back to scissoring with Inuyasha-ko, we're sticking with Meiling.

If she can't leave her post, we can just come by regularly and spend time with her. We can tell her about the ridiculous adventures we'll be having with our new ice fairy imouto, adventures where we get gifts and interesting things to bring back to her. And after we ransack Eientei or sneak over the border of the Netherworld, Meiling will always be there to welcome back her beloved explorer.

We just got to Gensokyo and you want to settle down with Keine? Are you fucking kidding me? WHERE'S YOUR VIKING SPIRIT, ANON?

>> No.487416

She's too lazy to eat you. She'd make Ran do it.

>> No.487472

I thought yesterday we agreed that Keine doesn't exactly use her abilities in a heartbeat because of how complicated history is.

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P.S. Pretend I wasn't too lazy to rework that to fit the thread.

Seriously, if you want to spend your days exploring Gensokyo, Meiling is one of the best girls to be with. If she can't leave, you can bring the world to her. If she does finally leave, she'll want to explore the world with you.

And before you say Yukari, exploring by gapping around Gensokyo would be way too easy. It's not just the destination, it's the journey.

Besides all that, I love Meiling's personality. Her life is spent guarding a castle, she's powerful and skilled in combat, but despite that she's adorably innocent and good-natured. She's kind of desperate for friends or even just idle conversation, so there's plenty of opportunity to get to know her and try to start a relationship. Plus she has that beautiful red hair.

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not to mention she's a total badass

>> No.487648

I have no regrets. This is the only path.

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I wish to hug the crying Meiling ;_;

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Yup, I sure do love Hong Meiling.

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Yes, I am very serious.

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Exactly. She combines moe and badass perfectly, without any of that tsundere/yandere bullshit. She'll love you openly and from the bottom of her heart. The badass side only comes out when she has a true enemy.

>> No.487713

I'm with you guys, all for Meiling.
I'm a fan of Flandre but only because it'd be interesting to be raped by a loli vampire. However, I'm actually not into the DFC and much prefer the chesty type, a type clearly lacking in Gensokyo (in before how to draw like ZUN).

In any event, the fact that Meiling is pretty consistently drawn with at least some bust brings much relief to my interest in Touhou women. The red hair and forever-friendly attitude (come on, people don't even call her by her name and she still tries to be polite with them) easily seal the deal.

>> No.487773

Meiling, because she's the strongest.

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Did someone call me?

Also Cirno would be an awesome wife. She's a fucking walking air conditioner.

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Great waifu. If she dies before then I still get to spend the rest of my life with her.


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Cirno is the strongest little sister.

>> No.487806

I'd rather he be a cousin or something like that. So I can hug her on hot days.

>> No.487815

50 years of lies.

>> No.487820

Suika is the strongest.

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All Tengus, gb2/cage/

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thread needs more Meiling

>> No.487903

But then again, you could resolve any problems you're having with her with the appropriate profession (cook) check.

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I want to make her this happy

>> No.487980

Buy her an accordion

>> No.487982


Do you have about 3 liters of LSD?

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We're both go-getters, journalists, and have ... elastic moral fibers. Together we'd have splendind careers and a lot of kinky sex.

Good times.

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>> No.489486


Fuck, why does the whore get the good art?

>> No.489510

I'd like to marry China and adopt Cirno.

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ideas intriguing, subscribe to newsletter, etc.

>> No.489595

this sounds wonderful and for some reason doesn't even give my cold twisted mind any Woody Allen like thoughts

until now

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god damn touhou fags get a life

>> No.489608

Go back to your Morning Musume threads.

>> No.489609


They see me trollin'

>> No.489610

i hate morning musume you fag

>> No.489611

PROTIP: sage works only in all lower-case.

>> No.489614

Good now go away.

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>> No.489637


That was adorable.

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for some reason there's a lot of fanart with China and Cirno together

>> No.489823

Kid should be faceless, creepy, and weird, just like its parents.

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>> No.489832


GTFO newfag

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>> No.489851

Well they are neighbors

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Delicious Marisa muscles

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I wish I was Sakuya.

On top of having time stopping powers/throwing knives, and serving a vampire loli, I'd get to molest the doorguard all the time without protest.

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or vice versa

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did we reach auto-sage?

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