/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Yo.
My name is Gilgamesh, and I'm better than you.
You fuck with me and I'll run ya right through!
My armour's made for kings like myself.
Yours is dirty, and fit for an elf.
I'm the Servant of Kotomine Kirei.
Start fuckin' with us and you ain't gettin' no leeway.
I ain't dealin with you, you fuckin' zeroes!
Bitch please, I'm the King a Heroes!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow let's film this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that a picture of you with your woman?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, sorry. Did I mention that I didn't know if !ARC was on or not?
Then again, chances are that if he saw this he'd be giggling/sage+hide with a stoic face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845634
For the "King of Heroes" you ain't that good.
The way way you fight's like you were raised in the woods.
For all o' that swagger, you ain't got a good rhyme.
I can turn a phrase, and stop on a dime.
I'm Emiya Shirou, Master of Saber.
Get in her way, and she'll fry ya like paper.
Gate of Babylon? Bitch don't get cocky.
My swords rip through you, like Canucks and hockey.

[Anonymous No.]

TANGO CHARLIE 9211 IT'S AN RPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845637
An illustrious faker! Nice try but no dice!
Your shits so weak, I'll put you on ice.
Projection? Please, that's kid magic.
Without Avalon, your end'd be tragic.
My Gate of Babylon hold every treasure I need.
You fuck with me, it won't stop if you plead.
Your magic is just fuckin' pathetic.
Copies and fakes? Your end is prophetic!
Even as a servant I ain't got no leash.
I'll Enkidu you, and then Enuma ELISH!


>FORGOT TO ADD: I'm reposting these from my thread on /a/. They told me that /jp/ has more talent than them.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I read this to the tune of The Trooper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845634
>>4845637
Continue. I am amused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845646
Just go back to /a/ for a while Anonymous. The /b/tards are on their weekly raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845641
Ah, seriously?

Yo King a Heroes, gonna stop ya right there.
You can carry on, but I don't care.
They call me Lancer.
Your shit's so bad I think I got cancer.
I'll throw my spear of striking death flight.
Don't be shy, bitch I don't bite!
You're an embarrassment to this Holy Grail War.
Get the fuck out, now here's the door.
You can't catch this, no matter what you got.
Come on goldie, gimmie your best shot.
I'm not sure what rhymes with Gae Bolg, but I'm sure it's sick.
As far a Noble Phantasm's go, I've got the best trick.
It's two for one, a toss and a stab.
That piece a' shit Ea's nothing but slab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845658
sure doesn't FEEL weekly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845665
Well maybe daily, but it's most intense during the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845658
Man, really? That's a shame.

Was hopin' I'd find someone who I could match rhymes with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845680
and I thought I was alienated and segregated from society.
I feel for you, hope you find that someone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845680
If you were here about 3-4 hours earlier, you could have some feedback, but not now. Anyway just delete this thread and come back tomorrow when there's no raid ( if you are lucky enough).

[Anonymous No.]

>>4845652
The greatest? I think not!
When I'm around, yo shit ain't hot!
You can twirl and wave your spear around.
But come by me and you'll drop to the ground.
They call me Servant Assassin.
I'm a master of harassin'.
Fuck with this and I'll hit'cha with Zabainya.
When I'm done, you'll look like Albania.
I'm the undetectable master killer.
The Man of The Mountain. The super thriller.

[Anonymous No.]

please continue