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From the day she first came to this world
Her beauty was a miracle to behold
From the day she made her first spell
Her immense tallent was easy to tell
Alice, a miraculous girl
Words are not enough for you
Wonderful wild rose
Perfection in all the ways true

>> No.48397332
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>>48397253
she hates you, brownoid nigger.

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We all know Alice's grimoire contains impossibly powerful world-ending magic, but what's actually written in it?

>> No.48397755

>>48397694
"Dear Diary, today there was a bit of excitement near my house. It was a villager who probably got lost, looking for a safe path in the forest. Before I could build confidence and help him, Marisa appeared! She looked as radiant as ever! When I reunited all my resolve and tried to wave at them, he hopped on her broom, and then departed with her at high speed. Next time I am sure I'll befriend them!
Reminder to ask Mother for more allowance, for I need to buy more passes. I keep getting banned for no reason."

>> No.48406413

>>48397755
Alice is a cuck...

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>>48397332
The last Alice thread had 3 (three) N-words. This one already has one.
Why are Alice fans like this?

>> No.48417067

>>48397755
All these pathetic loser Alice jokes are making me want to help her more and more

>> No.48417094

Fuck Alice.

>> No.48417355

>>48417094
Will that fix her? If so then I'll gladly sacrifice myself

>> No.48417972

>>48397694
it's just 3 / 0 = ?
Shinki is one hell of a powerful dork.

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>>48417094
That's the plan

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Let a thousand flowers bloom
In each one, a thread for Alice
Such was my wish

>> No.48427789

>>48427744
>Let a thousand flowers bloom
>In each one, a thread for Alice
Threads for her sewing needs, right?

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>>48427789
Like flowers blooming in full
A thousand threads
I hoped would soon be born
But I forgot that /jp/ is full of faggots
That can't be relied on

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>>48428523
Alice, Alice, that's not malice:
You act like retard, you keep losing.
But please go on, it's quite amusing.

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ALICE!
ALICE!
The most beautiful of flowers!
The most talentend magician!
The most incredible maiden!
ALICE!
ALICE!

>> No.48441486

>>48440688
Stop bumping her thread. Alice threads are the shittiest on the board except maybe the holo and vtoob ones.

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>>48441486
ALICE
Please be good, please be good to me~
ALICE
Please be good, please be good to me~
ALICE
Hovering over me at night
Comfort me, make me feel alright~

>> No.48442481

alice is just a pervert loser

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>>48442481
Alice can't be a loser, because Alice never loses!

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>>48443748
She lost to a fairy. A fairy!

L O S E R
O
S
E
R

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>>48443814
Neither were fighting at full power, therefore it doesn't count.

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>> No.48444096

>>48444059
I'd love to zip along in a ferrari with Alice.

>> No.48444775

>>48444059
alice becoming whole with her ferrari and a telephone pole

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>>48444775
this made me laugh way more than it should've, have an Alice coming out of the hospital

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Alice... You're the best present I could ever hope for.

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>>48451631
*Everytime you post in this thread alice gets pet in the head with tender hands

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>>48453635
Truth be told
Every post is for Alice a rose
Your beauty shines through
The words dedicated to you
Alice! Wild Flower of Makai

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>>48443814
I like her because she's a fraud.

>> No.48461530

>>48443814
>base Cirno enters
>help Marisa please support my heavy breasts while i flail my arms around pretending to give a shit about winning the fight

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>>48461530
Not true cuz Alice uses her dolls to support her breasts.

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I like Alice.

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>>48466169
Don't we all?

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>> No.48472520

>>48472297
I knew it, Alice deploys bots to bump her thread if it goes down to page ten when she's asleep.

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Aliceformers...

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Love and Alice
Words so closely related in meaning that I can't tell them apart
Alice and Love
Damned be the monster who would take these beautiful words apart

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>> No.48481747

>>48481415
Alice
does not deserve
Love

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>>48481747
besides mine
>>48481430
Hug

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>>48443814
murder sex with alice

>> No.48490912

>>48481747
Alice should be loved, nigger. Alice is for love. Spic nigger.

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this is what Alice does to her haters

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>>48491873
Wrong, she sleeps with them. That shows them who's the boss!

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When I see Alice
Forgotten
I am suddenly reminded
Of the foolishness of men

>> No.48497351

>>48493097
. alice gets lonely;
. she annoys anons with her "makai superiority";
. anons get angry;
. they pump and dump her as punishment;
. alice feels smug and empowered;
. she gets ghosted;
. repeat from step one;

man, she sure got me! that explains everything!

>> No.48497387

>>48397253
Alice? I prefer Dorothy.

>> No.48504040
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Alice?

>> No.48504289

>>48504040
whore

>> No.48504582

>>48504040
Yes Alice
I have in fact been sleeping with your mother and with at least three of your sisters.

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>>48504040
So short a word
So full of wonders
Alice
So sweet the sound
Where my happiness is found
Alice

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Since when did Alice dye her hair?

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