/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

why is it so mutha fuckin hot?
I can't even sleep
Got any sleeping tips?

[Anonymous No.]

Turn on the AC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4837553
don't have one upstairs.
downstair's busy.

[Anonymous No.]

ｗｏｕｌｄｎｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｉｔ，　ｍｙ　Ａ／Ｃ　ｂｒｏｋｅ　
ｙｅｓｔｅｒｄａｙ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｄａｍｎ　ｈｅａｔ　ｗａｖ
ｅ　ｓｔｒｕｃｋ．　　＄４０００　ｌａｔｅｒ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｓｔｉｌ
ｌ　ｈｏｔ　ａｓ　ａｌｌ　ｂａｌｌｓ　ｓｉｎｃｅ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｔｏ
　ｗａｉｔ　ｆｏｒ　ａ　ｐａｒｔ　ｔｏ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｉｎ，　ｗｈｉｃ
ｈ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｄａｙ　ａｆｔｅｒ　ｔｈｅ　
ｎｏｒｍａｌ　ｃｈｉｌｌ　ｗｅａｔｈｅｒ　ｃｏｍｅｓ　ｂａｃｋ．

ｆｕｃｋ　ｍｙ　ｈｏｕｓｅ

[Anonymous No.]

I usually have to keep my door open. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4837559
happened to me during the winter, but at least, its fixed now.
Fuck spring.

[Anonymous No.]

We're finally getting out of winter here, hot it ain't.

It always takes me a while to fall asleep though.
It's always bugged me that anyone I know seem to be able to fall asleep in a minute or two.
On good days it could take around half an hour for me.

[Anonymous No.]

This is just me though.

Lie face down, and recall all the hmanga/hdoujin you have read, or fabricate h scenarios in your mind. If you're getting a boner while thinking of it, don't respond by fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4837569
Yeah, I have that issue too, it's really frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

A tea cup of warm brandy chased by a can of Guinness does the trick every time.

[Anonymous No.]

It's snowing here. I feel like I'm in Perfect Cherry Blossom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4837563
I hate it when i have to open my door. It needs to be closed all the time so that i get a secure feeling.
Since the last 10 years i have not even once let my door willingly open while sleeping.
Not counting the hundred times someone had to carry me into my bed because i was too drunk to stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4837569
Yeah, I have this same problem. Really sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

No AC, No heater--this room was an cheap add-on

Winter is fine with this space heater computer of mine.
Summer.. not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

why couldn't it just have stayed winter? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Get Cirno as your bride op.
And sleep with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I can't help. I can't sleep unless I'm really damn hot. I get the best rest when I've just fapped while I have a fever.

[Anonymous No.]

1) Take a shower
2) Dry off
3) Sleep naked with the wet towel

[Anonymous No.]

>>4837569
I have the same problem, I just fantasize about having a good life. Stuff like I'm a space ship pilot, that I have a perfect waifu, or that I'm the little girl.
...usually those last two at once.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweat it off, you fat fuck.

I'm so sick of the goddamn winter cold. Couldn't be done with it soon enough.

Open up some windows. Get a cross breeze going. Stick a fan in one if that's not enough for you.

If you're still too hot, you're just too fucking fat.

[Anonymous No.]

a"Everyone. Please listen. I am serious, that I want to marry Cirno!"
e"OHHHH"
b"Then brother, I'll get her from the back!"
c"I'll get her from the sides!"
d"I'll get her from the top!"
a"Everyone.. Thank you!!! ;_;"
Fuck. ignore this post.

[Anonymous No.]

Cirno are one hot girl.

[Anonymous No.]

HOW TO COOL OFF:
SHAVE YOUR FACE
CUT HEAD HAIR
RIP OUT ARMPIT HAIR AND PUBES
BITE OFF HAIR ON FEET AND HANDS
PLUCK YOUR SHOULDER AND BACK HAIR
APPLY WATER TO LEG AND ARM HAIR
BE MANLY IF YOU HAVE CHEST HAIR

[Anonymous No.]

a few tips
-don't be fat
-flip the pillow around
-sleep with minimal clothes and blanket only over belly
-feet out