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4833910 No.4833910 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if you woke up in Gensokyo?

Pic related, the place you'd end up is probably the Shrine.

>> No.4833917

blast it with piss

>> No.4833919

Kill myself.

>> No.4833924

Steal the donations.

>> No.4833926

Get pantyshots.

>> No.4833930

>>4833924
You can't steal what isn't there.

>> No.4833931

kill the OP

>> No.4833932

I would start having ADVENTURES!

>> No.4833933

kill everyone

>> No.4833936

I already like this thread

>> No.4833939

>>4833930

Make a donation. Then steal it back.

>> No.4833948

Lick reimus armpit

>> No.4833953
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4833953

I would have grand adventures.

Or at least I would think I would, but then I'd probably get eaten immediately by Rumia on my first night there.

>> No.4833955

Trick Cirno into becoming my minion.

It shouldn't be hard.

>> No.4833965

Sage this thread.

But seriously, I dunno, I'd probably do odd jobs around the village, ingratiate myself with the locals as someone willing to lend a hand for some food, ultimately see if I can't get a job as a carpenters apprentice or some shit so I can be more helpful and have more reasons to visit various residents.

>> No.4833969
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4833969

Give donation, receive a free Reimu and go on adventures.

>> No.4833973

call 911 and be angry when they don't take me home

>> No.4833974

Gensokyo doesn't really seem like a fun place for a regular human. I'd probably flee to the Human Village for protection from youkai.

>> No.4833979
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Somehow make my way to the human village. Hopefully Keine can keep me safe.

>> No.4833991

>>4833965
Then be eaten by a youkai

>> No.4834009

Wander outside, look down at Gensokyo spralled out before ME. Stand in shock for a few minutes, before throwing my hands in the air and shouting "I DID IT!"
Then...I dunno.

>> No.4834023

Go to Kourindou and tell him how you use all the gameboys and shit. Finally, my worthless modern knowledge has a purpose.

Wait, I don't speak Japanese.

>> No.4834061

Scream FUCK YEAH, then realize that they don't have cigars in Gensokyo and I can't speak or understand much Japanese. I would then weep, before gathering my courage and trying to track down Alice in hopes she knows a spell that will let me speak and understand moon. Alternatively, I would jump in the lake.

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I would do this, and then further things.

>> No.4834068

Befriend all of the Youkai while giving them back their names that were written in my grandma's notebook.

>> No.4834076

Wander around and wonder what the fuck everyone is saying.

>> No.4834085

>>4833910
Shit myself.

Then rape the shrine maids.

>> No.4834090

>>4834061
>It's impossible to learn a language without a magic spell.

>> No.4834095

Quickly become friends with a character so that I'll be protected by them (hopefully), then proceed to blow up some shit.

>> No.4834105

Probably grab Reimu's ass and then get sealed in the realm of hot needles for eternity.

>> No.4834106

>find sakuya
>raep

>> No.4834109

If you kill an ushi-oni, you become the next one.

Prepare spells, go do it. Outsiders are exempt from spellcard rules.

>> No.4834110

>>4834061

Why Alice? Patchy is probably fluent in every known language, and Yukari would probably be able to help you out more in separating the language barrier.

>> No.4834114

>>4834110
You can't find Yukari. You have to give her a reason to find you.

>> No.4834120

Make my way to the human village, with Reimu's help. Learn how to live in Gensokyo and how to speak language from Keine. Acquire a job, perhaps being Rinnosuke's assistant. Visit the shrine occasionally and even donate, become friends with Reimu, Marisa, and other patrons of Kourinduo and the shrine. Try to learn some magic with the eventual goal of becoming a magician. Only once able to defend myself alone would I go to more places than the village, shop, and shrine.

>> No.4834123

>>4834114

Then do it.

>> No.4834128

>>4834109
Doesn't that mean the Ushi Oni won't listen to the rules either and just, you know, vaporise you?

>> No.4834130

>>4834110
Good luck getting to Patchy. Meiling and Sakuya would catch you before then, and while Remilia might not be that much of a threat due to being a light eater, you wouldn't want to run into Flandre...

>> No.4834135

Donate almost all my money to the shrine so long as Reimu will act as a bodyguard/guide for me.

(Keep a coin spare just in case I come across Komachi )

>> No.4834144

I would ask everything that looked female if she would go out with me.

>> No.4834151
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>>4834120
What's the point of even making a boring reply like this

>> No.4834152

>>4834128
Ushi-oni is just an ox-headed spider. I'll step on it or something.

>> No.4834157

>>4834130

1. Go during the day. That way you won't run into Rumia.
2. Trick Cirno into helping you get to the mansion.
3. Walk in. China's probably sleeping. When you run into Sakuya, she'll be more concerned that she was sleeping on the job than actually trying to stop you and your ice fairy friend. Then just find your way to the library and hope to God that you don't run into Flan.

>> No.4834159
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4834159

Well, there are loads of stuff to do once I am in Gensokyo:
-check what kind of underwear Reimu wears
-learn to spawn bullets that spawn bullets
-pet Chen
-eat ice-cream with Cirno
That's just for starters.

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>>4834159
>pet Chen

That sounds nice.

>> No.4834190

>>4834114

Seeing as she's most likely the one responsible for you being there in the first place, it'd be easy for you to track her down. She'd probably just wait until you were smart enough to go after the one who brought you, and then would MAYBE help you with language and teaching you how to defend yourself.

Oh, and you could probably give enough donations to the Hakurei Shrine to order Reimu to do anything so long as you had enough money. Bodyguard, sex toy, translator, whatever.

>> No.4834218

>>4834130

Try to make her your friend? That way she won't kill you.

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>>4834190

>> No.4834231

Step 1: Kill youkai (optional for step 2)
Step 2: Become youkai
Step 3: Live <s>forever</s> a long time.

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>>4834231
Strikethrough no work make me sad.

>> No.4834240

Unless you already know how to shoot bullets that shoots bullets your best bet would be to find the human village and let Keine/Mokou protect you

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>>4833924

>> No.4834254

>>4834248
Ep2 fucking where

>> No.4834259
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Seek Eirin for quickest fix. Definately.
Then i'd... Then i'd... Have affair with kaguya, cuz she is royal, rich, pretty, ditzy and easy going. Naive.
For sticking with her, i'd gain Erin's support.

Then after spending some time all baked up. I'd join in primsriver sisters or whatever... Turn it into junkie band. Play in it, till drummer would spontanously combust.
(who the fuck drummer would be anyway?)
After that if im not dead already. I'd became a hermit with Mokou have affair with her and spent my last days with her. Then i'd die. Then i'd have affair with hopefully Rin. Death god is not bad either. But Rin has more charm.
So it would continue... Last stop would be affair with ZUN.

>> No.4834263

>>4834240
Danmaku won't kill you. Probably. Your biggest problem is not knowing how to fly.

>> No.4834268

Party with Flandre in the SDM. surely she wont kill me

>> No.4834276

>>4834263
Now imagining myself streaming in 3d by running to the side. Fuck, that would be exhausting.

>> No.4834289

Wander around until Tatara Kogasa tries to surprise me. Then embrace her and ask her to be my personal umbrella for all time.

>> No.4834297

>>4834229

10K donation service is better.

>> No.4834300

>>4834240
You could just DODGE THE BULLET and wait for the timer to run out on every attack and just let them kill themselves out of exhaustion.

It would take a while but hey.

>> No.4834319

>>4834300

And rape them after?

>> No.4834330

First, I'd go find Alice and ask her why her shot types suck so bad. Once she's crying I'd leave, satisfied.

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>>4834276

3D Touhou 1st person WHERE?

>> No.4834341

I'd probably die horribly, being eaten alive or killed for fun.

>> No.4834347
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DO you think an A-10 blessed by Reimu would be able to shoot bullets that shoot bullets?

It's the best way to danmaku from our world.

Just a matter of keeping ammo and fuel.

>> No.4834353
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>>4834337
>3d
Varying degrees of want
>1st person
Image

>> No.4834354

I would grab ma SKS an' go inna woods.


Then I would stay inna woods.

>> No.4834358

Just hope Rinnosuke has one for sale.

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>>4834297

You mean 100k?

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>>4834347
Wouldn't the result be somewhat similar to this?

...would indeed want.

>> No.4834365

>>4834362

Thought it was 10k, but yeah. That.

>> No.4834373

>>4834362

I wonder what you get for 1 million.

>> No.4834377

>>4834373
guro?

>> No.4834392

>>4834364
those touhou wouldn't stand a chance.

>> No.4834399

>>4834377

Not into that. In all likelihood it's probably the 100K done 10 times.

>> No.4834402
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>>4834151

I'm sorry, I can't not say anything about that background Sakuya.

wat?

>> No.4834403

1- try to make my way to Human village
2- Search for a job, learn about gensokyo and establish an estable life
3- Start training
4- Seek for tutorship, nothing about shitting spells, if you are a real men yo will go melee.
5- Search weaks youkais and use they for train. I dont want to play danmaku shit, just fight and win.
6+- Dunno, maybe keep becoming stronger or search for a waifu.

>> No.4834404

>>4834353

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2H8pL8gTXo

On a second thought, ability to switch to a 3rd person view would be nice, too.

Dodging and grazing will be taken to a whole new level...

>> No.4834405

>the place you'd end up is probably the Shrine.
For some reason I had this vision of Touhou version of Talisman.

>> No.4834411

Pull out a fat bag of hash and get baked with Reimu and Yukari.

>> No.4834414

>>4834402
Her pocket watch probably started time while she was picking up knives by mistake.

It can happen when you're a ditsy maid like Sakuya.

>> No.4834418
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>>4834404
The video is shit and not first person at all.

>> No.4834419

>>4834411
If it's Reimu you want to impress, bring a fat bag of cash instead.

>> No.4834437

>>4834411
Do shrooms with Marisa instead, da ze.

>> No.4834443

>>4834414

I hate it when that happens.

She's actually kinda cute though. Inb4 get out 3dpd

>> No.4834464
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>>4834364

Hey, a Touhou mod for, say, Descent... could work?

>> No.4834469

>>4834353
I've actually spend a good bit of time thinking about this. 1st person with a wide FoV would probably be best for a 3D danmaku game, since the last thing you want when it only takes one bullet to kill you is your character blocking part of the screen.

>> No.4834482

>>4834464

Maybe.

Honestly, the strangest but best thing to come out of Touhou'ing a game would be the TF2 mod. Too bad they're still using the default voices.

>> No.4834485

>>4834469
If I can't see myself as a little girl in silly frilly clothes then its not touhou

>> No.4834511

>>4834482
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry6EmECddvA

>> No.4834517

>>4834464
Freespace 2, or nothing.

>> No.4834534

>kill the maidens
>rape the bodies

>> No.4834544
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4834544

I imagine my intense hatred towards human beings would turn me into a youkai

I'm okay with this.

>> No.4834548

>>4834511

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

All I know is that the actual Touhou Fortress site released only an Utsuho voice pack.

>> No.4834559
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>>4834544
More Yuuka, because I can.

>> No.4834564
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>> No.4834570
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Hnnnng

>> No.4834576
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4834576

Epic battle between the strongest in Gensokyo.

>> No.4834583
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It goes round and is w

>> No.4834589
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>>4834576

Neither of those are Cirno.

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>>4834592

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>> No.4834604
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go find my waifu
pic related

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>> No.4834621
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>>4834604
Gununu

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>> No.4834642
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Become Reimu's manly man-servant, secretly watching her and learning while doing the best work possible so she doesn't just kick me out. I'd start a relationship with Yuka, using her only to learn more powers and abilities, I'd also start a friendship with Marisa, once again, just to learn.

Despite how much I loathe and hate her I'd strike up a friendship with Cirno, assuming she has at least some influence over the other fairies.

The day will come when I have learned a plethora of abilities and skill, I would start my assault on gensokyo...

Reimu and Marisa would easily be defeated as I would have learned all their abilities and fighting styles, the rest of Gensokyo could be a problem and requires more input however, suggestions welcomed.

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>>4834464
I wonder why we haven't seen any youkai that parody bullet hell spaceships, really.

It would be awesome to see, no doubt.

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>>4834643
...dude, that would have been perfect for UFO.

>> No.4834658

>>4834642
>Learning from Reimu
A slacker that never practices because its "too bothersome"
>I'd start a relationship with Yuka
Eaten/Dual Sparked
>friendship with Marisa
Lost somewhere in Marisa's house.
>Cirno
...I got nothing.

>> No.4834659

>>4834643
I'd play Lily White/Black fusion which played like Ikaruga.

Suika = Flying Pancake.

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>>4834659

>> No.4834677

>>4834642

Start making gunpowder first (ask Patchy for help). Build up a fairy army.

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>>4834643
Otomedius? In my Touhous?

Instant waifu material.

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>>4834678
Automails?

>> No.4834694

>>4834643

I don't know much about it, but wouldn't that be VIVIT?

>> No.4834696
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>>4834658
Well, being a man-servant is nice to, I guess. I'll definitely be wanting to get some hourai elixir though.

I would become the undying servitor.

>> No.4834701

>>4834658
Depends on your angle. Yuuka is a youkai. She knows very little of agriculture, irrigation systems, hothouses and so on. If you casually commented about it, she might get interested.

Me: "Beautiful [insert flower]s. These only bloom in summer, right?"
Yuuka: "Unfortuntely these children only blossom in summer, yes. You like flowers too?"
Me: "Yes I do. In fact, I think I might have a way to make flowers bloom in the middle of winter, if you are interested..."

Main antagonist would be Letty.

>> No.4834710

>>4834701

You would have to befriend Rinnosuke in order to get what you need to help her from his shop of otherworldly goods.

Then you can teach Yuuka all about the practical applications of marijuana.

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>>4834696
Only around 3 people have ever gotten a hold of that ever in history. 1 which made it and 2 who was involved in an incident where it was supposed to be delivered to someone else.

You won't get it. But good luck when you start attacking one of those three to chew on their raw liver before they regenerate.

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>>4834701
We should make that as a game with myself as the main character so that I could grow my ego to immense proportions.

>> No.4834720

>>4834710
Yuuka would probably appreciate you burning a plant in order to stupefy yourself.

>> No.4834723

>>4834712

Become friends with Eirin.
Have her make you the Elixir.
???
PROFIT

>> No.4834726

>>4834710
Good luck on getting on Yuuka's good side by burning members of her kind.

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>>4834701
He'd probably have to break into her mansion again to get to her.

I mean why else would she be away since PofV?

>> No.4834729

Jam with the Prismrivers.
Salute Captain Murasa
Hug Parsee
Shake hands with Yamame
Pat, polish and hug Kisume.

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>>4834727
>>4834723
Sounds like a plan.

>> No.4834735

>>4834723
Recipe for disaster. She is not stupid, and will likely give you something you will not like.

Hourai elixir is not something you want either. Become Youkai like Byakuren did, if you want a long lifespan.

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>>4834642
Assuming everything goes as you said, there's still Sanae and her goddesses to defeat you.

That said, I'd much, much rather start at that shrine. I assume they'd have more money and food. Being a musician as I am, it's only proper that I seek the patronage of the gods (regardless of whether I'm good enough for it or not, it's still normal for me to ask for it~), and Sanae's a good enough girl to let me stay even though I'm useless.

From there, I learn shougi, and use it to gain the respect of the tengu and kappas. Earn money here and there with music and by helping kappas with their inventions.

Growing old among young, beautiful women is a good enough ending for me.

>> No.4834744

>>4834739
>kappas
I hope you enjoy anal fisting.

>> No.4834753

>>4834744
Rumors

>> No.4834756

>>4834726

I'm not exactly how she feels about things that could be considered weeds or that grow as readily and rapidly as that. Seasonal flowers, yes. VERY BAD IDEA. As far as I know, pot doesn't flower. So it's kind of a gray area.

>> No.4834757

>>4834723
There is no more hourai elixer. It was made on the moon.

>> No.4834760

>>4834739
True, a much better shrine with much more powerful and active people...

I must rewrite this entire thing. The main problem is getting there for reals.

[X] - Kill self, go to Gensokyo

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>>4834744
I have an old surgery scar there, I can use that to convince them I don't have anything left in there they want.

>> No.4834769

>>4834735

Why exactly is Hourai Elixir something you don't want? Kaguya and Mokou fight each other all the time because they have nothing better to do and enjoy it. I'm sure you could find other things to do if you were made immortal in that fashion.

>> No.4834777

>>4834769
Fuck yes, fighting and dying every day sounds fuck awesome.

>> No.4834786

>>4834734
Of course to get to Yuuka's mansion you need to go to:

The top of a mountain
Pass a lake OF BLOOD and killing the vampire protecting the island in the middle
Get down the "vast chasm" in the middle of the island unscathed.
Defeat another gatekeeper, you may or not be informed that you're in the boundary between reality and dreams by now.
Survive the housekeepers of the mansion
Find Yuuka and most likely wake her up. Something she may dislike a lot.

Yeah...

>> No.4834789

>>4834769
Immortality can be a blessing. It can also be a punishment the likes of you can't even imagine.

The concept of Hell is practically based on the idea that you cannot die from your punishments.

>> No.4834794

>>4834757

Then you wait until Kaguya and Mokou fight each other (probably once a week) and eat the liver of whoever loses.

>> No.4834802

>>4834789
>It can also be a punishment the likes of you can't even imagine.
Cue "Who wants to live forever"

>> No.4834803

>>4834777
I will have to ask you: have you ever heard of Valhalla?

>> No.4834820

>>4834789

Not to get philosophical, immortality in itself is not a punishment. The results of it are. Living alone for an endless amount of days gets REALLY boring, but that's about it. That's why Kaguya and Mokou keep killing each other.

>> No.4834827

>>4834777
Welcome to Valhalla, my boi.

>> No.4834831

>>4834803
Not enough lolis, a manly paradise, but no lolis.
>>4834786
I'll make sure to bring a few M14s as well, get an advantage over those shitty .17 powered blobs of colour.

>> No.4834837

>>4834820
>Gensokyo
>lonely

>> No.4834842

Oh, another thing good about the Hourai Elixir. You could be Flan's best friend and she would never have to worry about losing you. You can make the loli vampire happy.

>> No.4834848

>>4834820
And in doing so, despite being mortal enemies, Kaguya and Mokou are probably closer to each other than anyone else. After all, all of their loved ones will waste away and die, as they continue to live on. The only person they will have for the rest of time is each other.

How tragic.

>> No.4834854

>>4834842
But I hate Flandre, I'd much rather use it so that I can be around Utsuho.

>> No.4834856

>>4834848

They know it, too. They probably fuck on a daily basis and then kill each other at the end of the week to spice things up.

Either that...or their fights are highly sexually charged anyway.

>> No.4834863

>>4834854

I'm saying for the people who actually like Flan. I prefer Kogasa, but there's not really much you can do to entertain a lonely umbrella other than helping her scare people and watching horror movies with her.

>> No.4834864
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4834864

>>4834854
Utsuho is safe. She radiates pure love. Completely harmless and sweet!

>> No.4834870

>>4834831 bring a few M14s
Bullet curtains are non-lethal as per the rules set in Gensokyo.

>> No.4834878

>>4834870
I only follow one rule, and one rule only.

The Rule of Manly.

>> No.4834884

>>4834878
Danmaku rules don't give a fuck about your rules.

>> No.4834890

I would become the youkai.

>> No.4834894

>>4834884
I could always just not follow the rules, I mean, who really enforces that rule?

>> No.4834897

>>4834890
Enjoy the task of killing 1000 youkai.

>> No.4834909

>>4834894
The magical Hakurei border that encompasses all of Gensokyo, fyi.

>> No.4834914

>>4834909
What, the border stops everyone from killing each other? Holy fuck.

>> No.4834924

>>4834914
Spellcards rules later added by Reimu made bullet curtains (danmaku) non-lethal.

>> No.4834941
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4834941

>>4834897
There have to be other ways. I doubt Byakuren killed 1000 youkai to become one.

>> No.4834954

>>4834941
There is, they're just technically harder to use.

>> No.4834962

>>4834897
Shouldn't Reimu be one by now then?

>> No.4834971

>>4834954

Alice made herself into a Magician, and both Kaguya and Mokou drank the Hourai Elixir.

Yuyuko sacrificed herself to stop an evil tree...I forget what Youmu actually did...The Prismrivers were created by their late sister in the original image of the living Prismrivers.

There are definitely more ways to become a Youkai, but those are just a few.

>> No.4834974

>pay Reimu to fuck her at full force
>take pics
>post on /jp/

>> No.4834979

>>4834962
How many youkai has Reimu actually exterminated? Most of the time she just befriends them.

>> No.4834988

>>4834924
Well M14 bullets aren't counted as danmaku, or are they?

>> No.4834995

>>4834962

She should actually be 20 or 21 if the games have any logical time progression, but she's still 17. She's either already a Youkai or just doesn't age due to some Hakurei magic.

>> No.4835004 [DELETED] 

>>4833907
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>> No.4835013
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4835013

>>4834962
Spellcard rules prevent her from killing. Besides she's blessed by the gods in a way that makes her impervious even if she were actually killing youkai.
>>4834971
>alice was once human
I forgot where this comes from please enlighten me. No I'm not saying its wrong I'm saying I can't remember where its said.

And Youmu was born half-phantasm. Yuyuko would have become a ghost when she died anyway, just like everyone else technically does. The reason she didn't pass on from there like normal is because she sealed the Saigyou Ayakashi with her body.

Kaguya was never human and Mokou is still human, just an immortal one.

But yes there are more than one way. I have already admitted that.

>> No.4835022

>>4835013
actually, Kaguya is a lunarian...

>> No.4835024
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>>4835022
Yes. That's why I said "Kaguya was never human"...

>> No.4835026
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4835026

>>4833910
Seek down Mokou
get a hold of her liver and eat it.
after she's done freaking out, I can live forever with her.

>> No.4835032

Befriend Aya and fuck her senseless.

>> No.4835034

>>4834995
Didn't ZUN say that time in the games passed more-or-less the same as in the real world?

>> No.4835037
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4835037

>>4835026
I think its implied that doing so will kill the person afflicted with the elixir. At least when you read why eating the liver would make you immortal.

Either way its a gamble.

>> No.4835035 [DELETED] 

>>4835024
>Kaguya was never human and Mokou is still human
>Kaguya
>human

>> No.4835045

Find Aya. Love her tenderly and explain to her how to run a proper newspaper, maybe get her back together with Momiji. Good times.

>> No.4835047 [DELETED] 

the person who drank the elixir is already immortal so killing them would be pointless

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>>4833906
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>> No.4835057

>>4835037
the person who drank the elixir is already immortal so killing them would be pointless

>> No.4835064 [DELETED] 

>>4833908
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>> No.4835073
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4835073

>>4835057
Reading comprehension, please. Or if you can't figure it out then I mean permanently. Although that may or may not raise questions.

>> No.4835076
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>>4835026
One day the Sun will expand and engulf the Earth, thus completing a star cycle, have a nice fiery death folowed by eternal afixiation alongside Kaguya and Mokou

>> No.4835080

>>4835037
>Complete destruction results in complete restoration.
Complete destruction includes the liver being destroyed I believe.

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4835086

>>4835076
Fixed your image.

>> No.4835098

>>4835080
Magic doesn't usually act logically.

>> No.4835104

i would live at the Hakurei shrine with Reimu until i learn how to fly than i would become friends with Suika than i would make my way to the scarlet devil mansion to become a servent in order to get close to Sakuya and Patchouli and study under Patchouli so i can make my own spell cards

>> No.4835107

>>4835104
[x] jump in the lake

>> No.4835119

>>4835104
But Patchouli smells so bad, you wouldn't be able to stand it.

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>>4833909
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>>4835104
>>4835080
>>4835037
EX4
[Yuy]>The liver must be eaten raw. Boiling and roasting will destroy the Hourai's power.
[You]>Shall we roast her, then?
[Mok]>I won't die, even if you roast me. But it'll be so hot...*sob*


EX1
[Yuk]>See, we pull out the guts of a human here. It's a trial. Of her guts.
[Mok]>Aaaah. I won't die, but that's scary...


I think it's safe to say that killing or harming the person in any way, even destroying their liver, has no effect on them once they've already been made immortal. After all, it has to live if it is immortal.

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>>4835076
Oh well I bet they'll find a way to die permanently during the the next millions of years

>> No.4835155

>>4833910
1. Lie low for meantime.
2. Turn self into youkai, preferably Tengu.
3. Join Youkai Mountain.
4. Aid in the industrial revolution
5.???
6. YOUKAI SPACE COLONIES.

Zun said so, don't bother asking him again about it.

>> No.4835157

>>4834061
>Scream FUCK YEAH, then realize that they don't have cigars in Gensokyo

Are you me?

>> No.4835158

>>4835107

[x] make eggs

>> No.4835159

>>4835152
impossible. they're immortal after all

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>>4833906
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>> No.4835169

>>4833910
1. Lie low for meantime.
2. Turn self into youkai, preferably Tengu.
3. Join Youkai Mountain.
4. Aid in the industrial revolution
5.???
6. YOUKAI SPACE COLONIES AND MOBILE SUITS FOR ALL.

7. Give a real Gundam to Sanae as a gift.

Zun said so, don't bother asking him again about it.

>> No.4835179

>>4834110
I assume Alice speaks Romanian and/or French

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>>4833907
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>> No.4835187

>>4835169
Tell me why would you want all that mundane shit when you're a youkai?

>> No.4835189
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4835189

find momiji and fuck her senseless

>> No.4835199

>>4835157
they have cigarettes, there must be cigars

>> No.4835210

>>4834643
Because there aren't really much in the way of spaceships in bullet hell games.

Dodonpachi's stuff is the closest and even then they have a helicopter.

>> No.4835215

Throw a rave.
Heavy bass techno/darkwave, Extacy, and danmaku.
God that sounds so awesome.

>> No.4835227

>>4834864
MODERN Youkai Moe

>> No.4835228

>>4835215

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WadpQXFbIIY

ZUN supplies the beer.

>> No.4835235

>>4835228
Au contraire, mon ami.
YOU supply ZUN's beer.

>> No.4835265

>>4835210
Red Ship is mai waifu

>> No.4835301
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4835301

Jungle Survival, you say?

>> No.4835310

>>4835235

Well, HE'S going on the beer run simply because he knows where to get the best and cheapest.

>> No.4835325

>>4835310
Dilemma:
Spend your money on buy ZUN beer in Gensokyo, or putting it in Reimu's donation box for the greater good?

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>> No.4835334

>>4835187
Just because I can.

Also, Kappa.

>> No.4835378

>>4835187
We must launch a space emigration or Gensokyoforming project in time for 2012. Gensokyo must be reformed into its own planet.

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>> No.4835410

>>4835378
But Gensokyo is beautiful as it is...
OK, FINE, /jp/, you win, SPEZ YUKEYE.
Who's supervising this?

>> No.4835411

>>4835325
>Spend your money on buy English.

>> No.4835427

>>4835411
I acknowledge the 1st grade grammar error there. No chance in dicks I'm deleting and repostan.

>> No.4835690

>>4835325

Donate it to Reimu for her "services," then she'll use it for the beer and rave fund later that night if she gets enough.

>> No.4835963

>>4835410
The Moriya Shrine is obviously planning a space program along with slowly converting Sanae into a youkai/full-blown goddess.

Sanae must swallow Lord Tenma first for this to happen though.

>> No.4835997

find sakuya, have her teach me how throw knives.

that upon other things which I'm not going to post.

>> No.4836002

Mass-produce Hisou Tensoku.

Make moar giant robots.

>> No.4836031

>>4835963
Sanae should have no problems with swallowing.

>> No.4836074

>>4835159
Potion of Eternal Sleep?

>> No.4836096

>>4835963
Sanae would never agree to becoming a youkai.

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>>4833908
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>> No.4836100

>>4835189
This

>> No.4836102

>>4836096
Not a youkai, but she's okay with the god thing. So why not run with it?

>> No.4836108

>>4835963
>>4836096

>>Mu-12 Sanae

>> No.4836123

Would go to human village and find job (really)
Would pay miko to stay for the night every night
wait for gaps to appear and ask her to get me back
i gaps refuses, make self at home and go on an adventure

>> No.4836132

>>4836102
I guess...

>> No.4836141
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4836141

1. Go to the basement of the SDM.
2. Play with Flandre for the rest of my short life.
3. Hope my death is swift.

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