Monster Girl Thread

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It's bird day.

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>>48323929
A letter day, more like

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Don't forget to stuff the turkey.

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>>48323929
No, it's best girl birthday

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>>48323929
AMERICAN Bird Day.

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I wish I was American so I could have a meaty birb.

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>>48323954
Not even the best girl in her own TV show, Mick.

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>>48323954

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>>48323965

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>be american
>the quiet Houri nerd decided to shoot up your school with demon silver ammo
>forgot to clap and thank her
>raped by Hellhound police officer

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>be human
>hellhound rapes

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Every 60 seconds in MGC, a man is raped by a hellhound.

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is a hellhound world, you are just living in her mofu and beneath her paw beans.

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>>48324087
Together we can stop this, but we shouldn't.

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>powerful order mage who's one weakness is time to cast spells and frail physique
>speedy hellwan who wants his hat

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oh hai. I wrote this a few years ago and posted it on REDDIT, where you all love to hang out. It's Thanksgiving-related.
https://files.catbox.moe/mh97u3.png

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What if miss vampire could stop time

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>>48324101
>organize a men's rights movement against hellhound rape
>help the victims(husbands) get away from their abusers(wives)
>protest in front of the MC hall
>make city wide news
>hide in a bunker in the middle of nowhere
>gather a bunch of men scared of hellhound rape and plan a counteroffensive
>secretly sell the information to the hellhound police in exchange to keep my virginity
>bunker gets raided.
>Wives violently rape their husbands back into submission
>The police gets a bounty of single men to take away for "interrogation"
>Chief officer congratulates me, says she'll keep my viginity safe with her
>takes me to her home
It's the only way to stay saf

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I just coomed and now with the power of post-nut clarity I finally understand.
Tacocat is tacocaT backwards.

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>>48324187
She'd probably do it to make day last longer so she can sleep more. She is a LAZY NEET and not worth it. Trust me
I'm not a dhampir. Everyone says that, but I'm not. I'm just a normal, concerned human male who knows vampires are bad news AND won't even make the cranberry sauce you SPECIFICALLY requested for Thanksgiving.

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tall kikis

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>>48324229
There's shota under her dress

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>>48324229
More leg=longer highheels

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>>48324216
>Tacocat is tacocaT backwards.
It's real
What the hell

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>>48324229
What I wouldn't give to have one.
Granted, it would require her to be in the six and a half feet range for appropriate tall for me.

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>>48324235
whats he doing under there and why cant i see his feet.

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>>48324386
He's attached to her leg like a koala. It's not even a sex thing--he's just shy.

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>>48324229
Doming a big kiki is life

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the visceral clacking sound of a kiki sprinting at you

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>>48324491
>Doming a big kiki
SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!
>AT THE KIKI DOME!
>TWO KIKIS ENTER
>ONLY ONE LEAVES!
>YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!!!1ONE!

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>"I'm being dominant." Anon says, his wife's lipstick on his own lips and a trail of saliva linking them.
>"It's all in the mindset." Anon says, his collar jingling as his wife playfully tugs it.
>"You've got to see yourself as the alpha." Anon says, his body lifted up when his wife slides her legs between his own
>"Look her in the eyes and give her the stare of a king" Anon says, his cheeks smushed by his wife's thighs.
>"Then you know you're the one in control." Anon says, his voice gargled as his mouth is filled with his wife's tit flesh and love juice.

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>>48324511
Wut? No I just want a big sub kiki to go with my tomboy sub maid chesh. Living in a manor will be so cool

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>>48324512
Dumbass anon doesn't know he can just eat a raging mushroom and instantly win

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>>48324571
she can eat one too

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>>48324571
True happiness comes from within and with wife.

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>>48324543
You see, Maou? This is what happens when you don't send me a Cheshire wife to distract me from posting like this.
"Doming" would be the grammatical way to turn "dome" into a gerund.
So, I riffed on that idea with a Kiki dome. And what "doming" a Kiki would look like.
And I did it INTENTIONALLY, because I wanted to mess with the clear meaning you intended for doMMing a kiki. You misspelled it and I could not let it be!

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>>48324571
Eat all the shrooms become an harbinger of pain, destroy the Cheshire ass, do it now.

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ms hatter is so twisted she drinks raging mushroom tea to calm down

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>>48324588
I'm a frog, I don't understand English puns and I'm therefore I'm immune to chesh influences or maybe it's something about dome meaning house

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>>48324512
This one does not spark joy unfortunately.

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>>48324512
I struggle to even call what you are describing femdom. Do you think facesitting is femdom? Barely, she has to lay down some major verbal abuse too.

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>>48324512
wait a minute, this is just loving sex on equal terms

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>>48324611
And therefore, I'm immune...*

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>>48324638
Lol no, it's femdom

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>>48324611
Oooooh! OK, yes, it's all English language wordplay and US cultural phenomena.
>First, the ______ Dome is a pretty standard name for a sports arena (usually one that's covered by a dome).
>Next, turn "dome" into a verb and it's something about that "dome" concept as an action.
>Now you turn it into a gerund and get "doming."
That's your misspelling of "domming!"
>And from there I started riffing on "doming" as some kind of way to get a Kiki into a sports arena.
<3
Thanks for helping us out in our Revolutionary War, and for the nice copper lady!
THANKSGIVING, BITCHES. BE GRATEFUL.

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Today I will dom a minotaur I don't care that I am scrawny virgin that spends all fo his time on the couch eating junk food and playing vidya I am an ALPHA MALE and can dom any mamono on my whim

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>>48324706
she's sleeping most of the time. you're free to do whatever as long as she doesn't roll over on you

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>>48324706
I will find a strongfat minotaur in her dungeon and challenge her for treasure, glory, and a wife.

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>>48324714
You are thinking of muscle dormouse

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I want to rim a minotaur's tan arse so bad

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>>48324706
Im selling some mushrooms that'll might just help you, get em now while they're half off

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>>48324764
>Thick thighs, abs, and a perky rear.
>'wakes up' just to start doing her set in her sleep with slow, practiced precision
>Immediately after drinks a protein shake, showers, and gets in bed to return to sleeping, mumbling that you should get in bed an hour from now for 'cardio'

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>>48324772
Top half or bottom?

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>>48324772
Taking raging mushrooms is the equivalent of starting a game in very easy difficulty.

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>>48323949
Mail does not get delivered on Thanksgiving anymore because the mailharpies keep getting stuffed halfway through their routes.

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>>48324783
>t.seething "dom" monster

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Slavic Shog will be happy to be your dom, yes.

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>>48324870
mailorder shog is delivered in a jar

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what happens when shog A meets shog B?

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>>48324900
They have a friendly chat over Shog T.

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If i read one more pun i'm going to commit wisp husband.

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i call her shoggywoggy

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Feesh

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>>48324935
Anon, you know that you don't need to actually kill yourself to marry a wisp, right?

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>>48324507
How do you deal with amorous maids?

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>>48325036
A breeding.
Who am I to deny my maid for her hard work?

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>>48325036
I prefer overly amorous maids.

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ded

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ded and buried

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>>48325293
My face in hatter's ass.

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>>48325299
dont huff too hard or you'll go mad from her spores.

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>>48324638
Proper femdom is so hard.
>She pulls herself up on a stool, the small girl using it so she can tower above you using the extra height
>Her soft paws cover your head, and she pushes it into her crotch.
>"Lick it, you slut."
>You do your best, frantically trying to please her. You don't know if it works but either way she pushes you in harder.
>"That's good. That's good, you're lucky for a chance to taste sweet cat pussy, you know?"
>She starts to thrust, simulating face fucking. Of course she's smooth down there so it can't be bringing her much pleasure except for the soft fwump as your face presses into her furry crotch on the swing.
>Eventually her breathing goes ragged, and her paw moves to pry open your mouth as she cums inside, her love juices filling your mouth.
>"Swallow. Swallow everything like a good pet." she says as she rides out her orgasm, grinding herself harshly into you.
>"Now get on your back."
>You do so, and she mounts you. Her furry little body ticking you as she positions herself.
>"I claim this dick for cats everywhere. But mostly for me!"
>She slams herself down on you, and you moan in ecstasy.
>She starts grinding, you see spots as she tightens around you and starts purring smugly.
>"Don't get the wrong idea. You might be feeling great from my cat pussy but it's only because this dick belongs me me, nya. It's only natural my male should feel good from doing his natural purpose of filling cat pussy."
>And then you cum.

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>0 votes

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Screw eating turkey for Thanksgiving, i want to eat a lilims ass

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the suffix of dom is henceforth banned.
however, i will allow popadom. miss jinko makes nice popadoms.

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>>48325497
What's with you people wanting to eat ass? At least eat one from a harpy's.

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>>48325497
Just don't eat her gravy.

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you dom fuckers are like yugioh of today
you used to be a challenging back and forth with a glorious victory and now you fucks are looking for first turn kills

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GIVE ME A FUCKING TURKEY

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>>48325549
I want to play old yugioh with a greenworm

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>>48325549
Man, that's probably the best way anyone has put it so far.

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>>48325591

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>>48325549
>>48325607
Are you saying that maledom fuckers are like that or femdom?
Either way, I just want a dommy mommy to be ALL UP ON ME.

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>>48325617
I CAN'T EAT THIS!

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>>48325636
I think he's saying both.

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>>48325636
both

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>>48325636
Both.
Neither wants to work to get dom'd these day. It's all instant sugar mommas or girls that would make a shogs submissiveness pale in comparison

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>>48325675
Eat the boat, anon.

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>>48325695
>>48325708
I can't really argue with that. I like femdom, and as an AMERICAN, I don't feel I should be made to wait for it.
And that's why for all my femdom needs, I choose Miss Ushi.
>Miss Ushi WILL bust in through a wall.
>Miss Ushi WILL femdom the fuck out of you.
>Miss Ushi's aftercare WILL last for several hours and involve a lot of apologies for the wall.

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>>48325591
Should have picked up your turkey days ago, all we have now is falcons and hawks.

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>>48325727
>work to get dom'd
I don't think you know how submissiveness works.

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>>48325779
I think he just wants more tsundere Anons. Anons who keep pushing Miss Mamono's buttons until she simply has to chain him up in her Lovenasium (the basement) for Love Correction.

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>>48325802
Being Tsun and being annoying/bratty are two different things.

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>>48325824
YOU'RE two different things.

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I want dumbdom

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Im-IM GONNA DOM!!!!! AHHHHHHHH IM DOMINNNGGGGGG!!!!!

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>>48325868

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>>48325735
It's a shame nobody makes abyssal doujins anymore.

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>hehe its time to dom anon- AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE ANON HELP MEEE

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>>48325980
D-does that mean Miss Wurm wants to be dommed by someone dumber than her?

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>>48325412
Plenty where it mattered.

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>>48326023
I don't think she knows what that means to be honest

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>>48326023
You'd have to be pretty dumb to want a wurm dom.

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>>48326121
I dunno; I'm afraid of heights and I think gemstones and rocks are cool. Does Miss Wurm have a reverse scale like her sister Ryu?

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>>48323929
Monster girls owe me sex.

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>>48326122
Speaking of dom
I need a dom demon

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>>48326323
You owe them kids

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>>48326323
>sax
>Jazz musician Gandharva perks up
>"He said "sex"
>She slumps, dejected.
>Even on Bird Day, she can't catch a break.

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>>48326375
The sleaziest of sexophones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qknEeOCDEvk

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>>48326349
!Trade Offer!
you receive: sex
i receive: your kids from the sex

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>>48324235
Mamono hags keep doing this

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>>48323954
Happy birthday and also thanksgiving centorea.

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Zap Weasel of the Night Ambush type.
I remembered way too late into the pic that Kunoichi (monster) exists.

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>>48326656
Kunoichis aren't the only monsters that are trained as ninjas, so i don't see why there wouln't be a hidden village in Zipangu full of lightning assassins.

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>>48326656
She's very cute!

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>>48326656
That is a nice bra

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>>48326691
They trained her wrong, as a joke.

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>>48326691
>i don't see why there wouln't be a hidden village in Zipangu full of lightning assassins.
>hidden village
>Can see it miles away because of how bright it is

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>>48326656
Ah, I bet she knows that one technique Sasugay used

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>>48326758
It's surrounded by a very thick forest.

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>>48326691
Kamaitachi are ninjas, no? The scythe weasel trio can have the zap weasel as an adopted fourth sister.

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>>48326780
It's a tentacle forest, so technically it's spelled "thicc".

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>>48326758
>first you see lightning
>then comes the thunder and there's weasel on top of you
>somehow, your pants are already down

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>>48326656
>>48326691
>Raiju ninjas can knock out multiple people with arcing electricity but it's not a very silent takedown
>Kejourou ninjas can pick locks and disarm complicated traps with their hair
>Tsurara-Onna ninjas never run out of shurikens and kunai made out of ice

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>>48326758
>>48326803
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9VA3m8VXUY starts playing

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shouting "YOU ARE AN TOY" at bogey

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>>48326926
> shut the fuck up you little bitch
Not all bogeys are alike.

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>>48326926
You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.

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>>48326758
>>48326803
i bet the raiju kunoichis call out their attacks (with electricity puns, of course) like in a fighting game, complete with that cheesy japanese accent
>THUNDAA STRACK!
>RAID ZA RAITNING!
>ERECTORIC SLAIIDO!
and then the finisher with a cutscene that pauses time
>Gonna rocku daun tu...ERECTORIC ABENYUU!

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A christmas cake shoggoth puts her ass on the table and offers you to eat it.
Eat the cake, it is good for you.

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>Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own will!... Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring!

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>>48326691
>>48326758
Honestly, wouldn't that make it MORE terrifying?
>The Lightning Village
>Domain of Zap Weasels, Thunderbirds, and a very, very angry Ryu
>Surrounded by an eternal lightning storm
>None dare approach, save the hardiest, most desperate of souls

>Anon approaches the Lightning Village, clad in the strongest Lightning Resist Gear
>He must... ask them about their car's extended warranty

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>>48327040
>tfw no barmaid like this to go back to after every mamono realm beasts hunt.
I want to give her a lot of tip

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>>48327051
Man, I would if I could.

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Would you rather be alone in the woods with a monster girl or a bear?

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>>48327051
Okay.

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>>48327054
this is some sort of scam, isn't it? free things are never free, even the cheese samples they put toothpicks into at the grocery store aren't free

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>>48327146
Oh no, she has COVID!

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>>48327210
Yes, you shouldn't trust a woman that looks this sloppy.

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>>48327210
Don't reply to spam

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I'm full of turkey and stuffing and whatnot.
But I am slightly chilly and very alone.
If only a cuddly mamono were here to keep me warm in this trying time.

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>>48327231
sorry, didn't look at the image
what is even the point of spam? if you don't like a thing enough to engage honestly with it, why waste time on it at all?

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>>48327152
Turns out the bear is a monster girl.

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>>48327040

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>>48327152
Monster girl every time, but only because I *do* want to be raped.

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>>48327245
>picture of monster girl
>some text
>"This is spam."
Are you retarded or something?

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>>48327152
The bear might be safer.

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>>48327248
I'm not good at talking, but I'd love to listen to what bear girl has to say.

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>>48327263
AI-generated pictures are spam, yes. Did you wake up from a coma or something?

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>reply to AI pic gets deleted
>but the pic itself stays up
Jannies can be so weird sometimes.

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Zombie maids are the literal definition of good girl and hard work all in one!

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>>48327294
That's just an elf in makeup trying to smuggle herself into an actual marriage.

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>>48327293
i deleted it myself, meido is innocent here so do not slander her

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>>48327289
She's leery of Canadian girls since they're weird about bears ever since that one book.

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>>48327293
That specific post wasn't deleted by a janny. Two AI pictures were, though. You shouldn't think too hard how jannies operate.

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>>48327311
I just assume that janitors are powered by demonic kittens that drive them INSANE, and they delete things at random through the haze of the demon kitties telling them to murder murder murder MURDER the heathens.

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>>48327303
Automatons are getting more and more life-like by the day. I'm getting worried.

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>>48325412
Yes I was imagining this girl doing it.

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>>48327331
Yeah, we know. Now do a story:
>Without her
>Without weird shit like actual shitting
Prove that you can!

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>>48327373
I hope if that artist chooses to draw bimburkey again he's gonna draw her with the shoes like in the original picture.

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>>48327371
I don't think I will.

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>>48327373
>another great pic ruined by the fucking emoji guy

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>>48327381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS_gLFOrjMw

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>>48327245
>what is even the point of spam? if you don't like a thing enough to engage honestly with it, why waste time on it at all?
Some people are just simply mentally deranged, they will refuse to let go of their butthurt and walk away. For example, that furfag some posts above this one has been coming here to seethe and spam random trash for several years now for that exact reason.

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>>48327404
Never forget you gave me the motivation to draw.

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>>48327417
CWC also drew things, drawing shitty scribbles doesn't make them worthwhile on their own. Now that I think about it, you really are comparable to CWC in many ways.

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No demon to cook a thanksgiving meal with.
Why go on.

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>>48327417
That picture is a great example of you not getting any better than a grade schooler. You've drawn a bunch of individual things but none of them make sense together.
>The ears are at 2 different heights
>The eyes are so big that you'd expect a pug nosed cat based on how they're drawn essentially "painted" onto the box.
>Boxes with a gap to use as a handle have the gap near the open end, which the cat's feet imply is the bottom of the box, not the top.
>The box itself has zero perspective--you should either see part of the top or part of the bottom
>The paws are AWFUL--the cat has that wide, squat stance of a linebacker or something. It's nothing like how cats position themselves.
>The cape makes it look like the back corner of the box collapsed. Why? Did you just think it'll look "smaller" from further away? It'd also go back at an angle when you draw it--not completely horizontally.

I AM NOT AN ARTIST. This is just... bad. It's really obviously bad. You could be better than this--you're at least kind of smart. Just practice, man, please. If you're going to post here to piss everyone off, fine, nobody can stop you. But get BETTER at it. For fuck's sake you've been at this for so long and you have nothing to show for it. Take some goddamn pride in yourself and git gud.

Even if it's just at trolling people on 4chan.

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>>48327474
>Boxes with a gap to use as a handle have the gap near the open end
technically both the top and the bottom end are the open end, they just put packing tape on one of them to close it but all it takes is a knife to open it back
though the box does look closed from the bottom so that's still a discrepancy and a misunderstanding of the subject he's drawing, just a slightly more nuanced one

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Mrow?

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>>48327500
Fair point.

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>>48327273
mamono battle nuns are important.

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>>48327417
https://youtu.be/kWZm5e-mEoE

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>enter Echidna's dungeon
>the threat rating said two monsters and one trap, so it should be easy
>the first room teleports you to a pocket dimension
>you quickly realize the entire dungeon is a giant physics puzzle about climbing a literal mountain of garbage
>floating just out of reach, a Cheshire Cat starts telling you about the significance of postmodernism in dungeon design

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>>48327524
i'm for it

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Consider the bird stuffed.

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>>48326530
>Be a settler in the Zipangu frontier
>Been pestered for months by an ancient ????-yokai hag.
>teasing me with her gap powers
>Decide to finally solve the problem once and for all
>get an anti-gap charm from the local shrine maiden
>wait for the gap hag yokai to show up and do her usual teasing
>lunge at her with the charm in hand
>place the charm on the gap portal thing
>she panics and tries to leave, now unable to close her portal
>jump after her into the portal and grab her
>She gets super flustered and turns into her spooky ancient primordial form
>We are now free-falling inside her gap dimension while fighting eachother like it's Gandalf vs the Balrog
>She is swiping at me with spooky shadowy claws while shouting in some ancient yokai language at me. Probably slurs.
>Grapple and manhandle her even more
>suddenly land rather gently into a luxurious king sized bed, still in her spooky gap dimension
>she has transformed back into her normal yokai hag form, still angry
>Hatesex ensues
And that is how you defeat an ancient yokai.

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>>48327293
this thread is bipolar about ai

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>>48327602
That darn cat.
Would scritch her ears and call her cute.

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>>48327612
>Hatesex ensues
My one weakness!

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>>48327627
that's a fanciful thought

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>>48327651
Spoken like you're an AI. Prove you're not an AI by taking a picture of your dick with a picture of Druella in the background.

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>>48327627
About everything.

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>>48327681
NO WE'RE NOT. POST YOUR DICK.

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>>48327635
Hatesex implies the existance of a forbidden type of sex: Lovesex

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>>48327721
Speaking of lovesex where is that promised MGERPG update.

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>>48327721
This is a blue board, Anon. We can't talk about THAT here!

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>>48327735
5 bucks, gaijin-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327721
pretty sure that was just a friendship hug

[Anonymous No.]

Apathysex with lich

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>>48327739
I don't give a shit about the advertisers. I'll even talk about unprotected handholding for the purposes of finger interlocking if i want to.

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>>48327741
As far as I know that five bucks would only get me access to the already shuttered supporter discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327753
Mods! Mods! Mods!
Get this man an award for excellence in LEWDNESS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327748
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>miss troll knocks on my door
Oh god no
>she just wants to invite me over to eat thanksgiving dinner with her and her sister who is also married to my brother
Phew...
>wait going inside a monster's house is basically a guaranteed way to get raped
Oh god no
>it's okay, she actually did cook a dinner and wasn't lying, we all had a good time
Phew...
>too full from eating, can no longer get away now and bro and troll's sis have both left, leaving me all alone with a potential rapist troll
Oh god no
>she approaches me
OH GOD NO
>she just wants to walk me home
Phew...
>she takes me inside, meaning I am now stuck inside my own house with a potential rapist troll all alone and suffering from the overstuffed debuff that prevents me from getting away
Oh god no
>she approaches me
OH GOD NO
>she says she had a nice time, says goodbye and goes to leave
Phew...
>she turns to look back at me
Oh god no
>she says she left some leftovers in my fridge for me
Phew...
>she says "Happy thanksgiving~" and then rapes me
Goddamnit I almost got through the day. Fucking monster cooks using this day to debilitate us with their feasts. They KNOW we can't resist, it's so fucking unfair.

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>>48311737
i especially liked the game of cat and mouse in the library

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>>48327772
Describe the dinner in more detail or else I won't have an opinion on this either way.

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>>48327802
Probably not a good idea, greentexts aren't encouraged on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327831
People are just too lazy to interact with them; they're not actively discouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327831
Yeah, last time i posted a greentext bad things happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating at McBogies
>Largest fast food chain in MGC
>Bobo McBogie visits the location you're eating at
>Get a photo with the famous McBogie herself
It was a good day!

I wonder if she's still single.

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>>48327744
>YFW no friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327474
Improvement is still improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327884
I would be Miss Cheshire's friend. Cheshires are cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>FAT.
>CAT.
>TATS.
That's right; I'm looking for mamono with tattoos of VERY overweight felines.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but you wouldn’t actually marry a core. They are very scary and eat people you know? It’s best if you just stay away and hide from them. Maybe put in a good word for us online about how scary and intimidating and cunning we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327960
I'd marry a core--they're one of the first monster girls I ever really got into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327960
i'd slam my face into their mane and make little cores with a core

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328001
Careful, she doesn't just have a scorpion TAIL--she also pumps out a TON of baby mants at a time and then carries them around with her until they're a bit bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327605
I'm pretty sure there's a "bird stuffing competition" on TV during thanksgiving in MGE broadcasts instead of Football

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328015
Plot twist--it's actually a perfectly normal culinary competition focused on traditional Thanksgiving foods since the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
>Can you IMAGINE the kind of food Miss Demon or Miss Devil will have to come up with to compete with Miss Troll or Miss Dryad?

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>>48327775
I'm also really enjoying it so far. Can tell it's a real labor of love, and I appreciate the level of detail and world-building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327605
consider the bird flapping about

[Anonymous No.]

I will be friends with a Hellhound without having sex with her or getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328204
Honestly, yeah, probably. A hellhound is looking for one husband, but she can have a bunch of friends. You could be one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328204
yeah but hellhound's sister though

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>>48328282
What if she raped indiscriminately though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be you.
>Weird porn addict.
>REALLY weird.
>Like, you WISH you were the floor tiles guy.
>Write a letter to Eros to complain about it.
>Still waiting for a response.
>(No, that's not your fetish.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328316
Fetishes aren't Eros domain. You want to write to the fallen god for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy turkeyday, friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328204
I will be friends with a loli Hellhound and also have only slightly forced maledom sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328374
Thanks, but I'm not your friend, pal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328204
I will be friends with a hellhound for so long that our mutual friends are taking bets on how long until we end up together

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48328495
Get an anubis into the mix to help figure out when it's most financially advisable to get together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328683
i'll mess with her abacus when she's not looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328697
L-l-lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dolphin sex mamono when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328683
It's not about the money

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>>48328777
Listen, bucko. You marry that Hellhound and you're gonna have kids.
A lot of kids.
It's always about the money. Kids can't eat love. They need FOOD. And shelter. And clothes. And they're hellhound kids, they're gonna tear through clothes like nobody's business.
Play it smart--get that money.

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>>48328798
That sounds like a lot of work, better to stay single instead of worrying about cash

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>>48328798
>Kids can't eat love
Mamono incest aside, there is such a thing as intimacy vegetable in the MGE.
Not saying you are wrong.

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>>48328823
The kind of money you need to stay single is even HIGHER. You gotta craft a Fortress of Solitude, but it's to keep Superman OUT, not IN.

[Anonymous No.]

And before anyone gets any funny ideas about "unaliving themselves" or whatever you kids call it these days...
Well...
She's waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48328897
MIght as well make that wait shorter, am i right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327918
True and based, love those purple kots
>>48327960
Yes if I can tame her and use her as a mount

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328913
Mary Shelley lost her virginity in a graveyard. She's gotta be the patron saint of wisps.

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[Anonymous No.]

Old lady sex.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I break free from a wisp’s cage? I love her it’s just that I really need to stretch my legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329011
Too frail to sex. Only sex young girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328015
I prefer Fox stuffing though
https://files.catbox.moe/v5dtqi.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329040
HARD disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329104
i'd put a nickel in her nickelodeon

[Anonymous No.]

For hags
Thicc and meaty?
Or lolibaba?

[Anonymous No.]

Hard because of my BONER when thinking about
>LUSTY HAGS
>having GENTLE, CONSENSUAL SEX
>making EYE CONTACT
>HOLDING HANDS
and
>chanting "GET PREGNANT" the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329112
A hag is a hag, and ALL hags are awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329121
some hags are haggier than others

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329112
All, I want all

[Anonymous No.]

>Waifu struggling to fit in her clothes
>Asks me if she’s put on a couple pounds
>Channel my inner Pierce Brosnan
>Tell her I love her no matter how much weight she puts on
>She looks at me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329167
This anon's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NH87JoJ8Pk

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329112
Hags that don't act their age

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329261
Hags that DO act their age

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48329338
Why did this weirdo snek photoshop herself to look more American? Kinda sus, if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48329342
Are you implying snakes aren’t American?

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>>48329365
No snek has that kind of scale pattern naturally. She's faking it.
Honestly, the only way to get a snek you can trust is if you get one that's all white, and you test her THOROUGHLY, EVERY DAY, to ensure she's not just a regular lamia covered in white paint.
EVERY INCH NEEDS TESTING.
No matter how much she protests.

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>>48329389
Gee I wonder who could behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

snek?

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>>48329404
She could be hiding ANYTHING under those clothes. Any snek in my house shall be nude at all times to more easily submit to inspection.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to sandworm dunes on a dare
>Sandworm misses me
>End up riding on her back for a couple of miles
>Everyone at the oasis calls me Lisan al-Gaib now

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>>48324229
Taller kikis = heavier kikis = louder click clacks from her heel talons.

[Anonymous No.]

>Black harpy wife geeking out over a pop tart wrapper she found in someone hands as they were eating their pop tarts
>She didn't want the pop tarts
Another "wonderful" piece for her shiny collection

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>>48329425
What are they plotting? I just know these two are up to something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329540
They want a good dicking and you must provided

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>>48329540
to secure a mate before winter brumation

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>>48329530
yerb's art of a black harpy gifting her mate foil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329642
I gotchu, senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>Black harpy wife
>Smartest of all harpy species, even crow tengu
>Can't game with you because her lack of hands prevents it
>Becomes your biggest cheerleader
>Keeps you warm in your gaming sessions with wing hugs from behind
>Helps you strategize in your games
>Is almost never wrong when it comes to strategy or deciding what to level up on your characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329668
Does she wear a cheerleading outfit?
If not, can she?

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>>48324426
>anon routinely fails to earn the early completion bonus for any quests he undertakes because of having to stop in the middle of the journey multiple times a day to put his mark on this fat tailed, porcelain assed fucklizard
>he thinks she doesn't even need the staff to cast spells
>she does it perfectly fine with somatic and verbal gestures
>the most use he's seen her get out of it is using it as a support that she can barely hold on to while he hilts her reptile holes with wild abandon

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>>48329682
That's for you and her to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329645
>black harpies woo men with gifts of food and shinies

[Anonymous No.]

so i had a stupid idea,hear me out
>two bothers live together
>dhampir marries one
>gets to invite her younger vampire sister in so she can get to the brother

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh What Will The Signal Be For your Eyes to see me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329112
Oppailolibaba

[Anonymous No.]

you ever make an orginal monstergirl: do not steal
like making your own cryptid or lovecraftian horror?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to give scyllas gifts in a jars or behind some puzzle so she won't get bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>48330129
I turned a kiki into a cat-bird.

[Anonymous No.]

I will father an enourmous flock of harpies for the occasion

[Anonymous No.]

SEX SEX SEX
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST

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>>48324512
This, but u*MICROPHONE SQUEAL*... This but uniro*VOICECRACK*CaLlY ahem- uniron- uni- letmestartover- This but un... un, um... *vomits offstage* excuse me- big turnout tonight, huh? You know, they said to imagine everybody in their underwear, but it's nnoooottt workinnngg hahaha. Ok anyway. THIS BUT UN-IRONICALLY! YEAH! NEVER FORGET WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS AROUND HERE

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>>48330273
THERE'S VOMIT ON HER SWEATER ALREADY
MOM'S SPAGHETTI

[Anonymous No.]

>>48330259

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>>48330407
this but im the small one doing miss lamia's hair.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel devoided of love, does she feel the same on the other side. It's cold.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how Beelzebubs secure the discounts in all those shops, but I'm grateful to them for the savings anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48324900
>merges into shog C
or
>recombinates into punnett square shogs AA, AB, BA, BB
or
>bounce off each other with a great big byoing
or
>they bend spacetime so much that an an entire evening with them takes 2 minutes in the real world, and if they get too close they exceed their joint schwarzschild and collapse into a shoghole
or
>they share secrets about you and giggle

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>>48330695
Shog A, Shog B, Shog AB, and Shog 0. Their dad is in a bigamous marriage with their mom and a Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48330602
The chesh's essentials

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>>48330731
Bare necheshities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48330733
Hahahahah good one, you made my night

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's Frosty Friday! Post chicks so cool they're ICE COLD!

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>>48331061
I'm not going to do that but imagine freezing to death in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331084
Why you gotta be like that? She's not gonna murder you--she's just gonna make a lot of ice puns and have an ice-themed interior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331207
Wisps live in there. It's symbiotic. The cycle of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331316
>"WISPS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this frost worm before."
>"There could be WISPS anywhere."
>The icy wind felt good against his bare chest.
>"I HATE WISPS" he thought.
>Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of undead after dark.
>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329148
>thigh sex
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331061
I feel like frostworms wouldn't be cold at all. Rather, they're really warm inside. And just like you'd seek refuge from the desert heat in a sandworm's mouth, you'd want to seek refuge from the tundra's cold in a frostworm's mouth.

And think about this too. What's worse than being wet when it's freezing cold outside?
Frostworm's mouth is warm. You'd never want to leave her mouth; whereas with a sandworm's mouth, stepping out could be refreshing on occasion. Stepping out of a frostworm's mouth would be miserable. You'd never see the light of day again unless you spits you out inside the doorway of a building.

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>>48331777
Sandworms shield you from the heat, and frostworms shield you from the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331801
No; both sandworms and frostworms shield you from the loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331084
she's warmer on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>Transdanubia
>Danubia
>Anubia
Is there secretly a place in Hungary that's full of our favorite autism doggos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331992
>Trans
if you like Alp dogs, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332027
Alp anubutt is better than no anubutt.
She'll just need extra bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>you may kiss the bride
>lift up wedding veil
>chesh butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331777
>you're lost, the sun is setting, the temperature is falling, and you're certain you're going to die out here
>you're about ready to curl up and let hypothermia take you, when a frostworm bursts out of the ground in front of you
>"h-hey are you -eep!"
>the frostworm can't even finish her sentence before you scramble into her mouth, desperate for any source of heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332199
>Put hand in it
>Wake up
Stupid dream, I want to fuggg my neighbor chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332339
Follow your dreams anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48330107
>I want to be your number WAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>Unironically innocent fox
>Only 1 tail
>Wants to do her best for you
>Soft-spoken, kind, and a heart of gold
>Just wants to make you happy
>Only ever thinks about you
>Actually has no trickery on the brain and is completely honest
>Good hygiene
>Has a weird, quirky giggle
>Comes with 1 major flaw or bonus depending on your perspective
>She's exceptionally racist against danukis
A rare fox, I know; they do exist. If you find one like this, cherish her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332358
But I can't muster the courage to ask her out, maybe next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332392
I only want giant foxes with many tails and colossal hag saggers though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332392
I don't see a catch. Nice fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332488

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>>48332523
>lamp flickers
>suddenly no fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332523
What is her milk capacity?
I need to know before I get gra

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332550
Oh, no!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332523
thats just a tiny light

[Anonymous No.]

>>48332673
Wow, you really DO like your foxes big. I gotchu, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331992
! !

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with undead lolis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

8 salamanders attack anon for 69 damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333272
that's not very sporting of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333278
They're very small salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333272
>each only deals 8 and a half damage
lol, weaklings

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333301
oh ok, that's permissible

[Anonymous No.]

Teabag the defeated Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333332
I can't--she won't say what she prefers, and I have:
>White
>Green
>Earl Grey
>English breakfast
>Ceylon
>Oolong
>Chamomile
>Peppermint
>Ginger
>This weird blue stuff from Wonderland
>Orange Cinnamon
>Apple Cinnamon
I've also got a bunch of loose leaf teas if she's willing to wait.

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>>48333453
>anon defeats the salamander opponent
>"loser gets the teabag!"
>she starts leaking in anticipation of choking on anon's balls
>then anon pulls out a compact but very fancy tea maker set
>she still has surprisingly good time and acquires a taste for Early Grey

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333505
>Early Grey
She calls it that because she has it every morning.
And she misheard Anon when he said its name the first time.
It's too cute for him to correct her.

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[Anonymous No.]

Being teabagged is really humiliating to a Hatter used to loose leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333704
microwaved tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333714
You mean tea with microwaved water? Not much different really.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333752
No, just microwave the tea bag solo until it starts on fire in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334004
>Tea bags
>Microwaved water
>Caffeinated dormouse (awake)
How to ruin a Wonderland tea party in three simple steps

[Anonymous No.]

>>48327373
>>48327394
Autism. Imagine being unable to self-insert

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334129
Yeah, I'm having a tough time self-inserting as a fucking emoji man

[Anonymous No.]

>>48330116
Patrician choice
https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"Well one pizza a day isn't that bad, I mean dragons do burn a lot more calories than humans."
>"One pizza a day ON AVERAGE. Sometimes she goes weeks without eating one."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329297
>Matronly stacked onahole
I'll take one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334241
Listen, dragons are strong.
Being strong requires lots of fuel.
Pizza is fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will hide inside a shoggoth during hide and seek, other kids will never find me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334241
Everything makes sense now!
>Breathing fire burns a lot of calories (literally)
>So does flying
>Jabberwocks can only blow smoke and think flying is for peasants (also, walking)
>They still eat just as much as the other mere female lizards because they're also proud dragons
Someone call the sabbath, we need a low calorie cheese pizza. It's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334291
What she's not telling you is that she's not gonna use that thing on your ears.
Oh, no. It's going in your pooper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334272
Look closer--she's only going to go after you if you're a little boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334548
I said "I'll take one," not "I sure hope she likes me" and she's tiny. Let her learn the joys of not being able to touch the ground, I'm sure she will.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48334548
Everything's a little boy if you are 500 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334602
I'mma put SO MANY marshmallows on them horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>Paying lamia cashier to coil her tail around you at the supermarket

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334660
That's a marriage proposal, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334665
Did he stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334683
I dunno, I wasn't there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334798
>Pic
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We heard that all before, Miss Demon. The answer is still no; I'm not gonna go out with you. Find someone else to believe your lies. My heart belongs to my loving kiki

[Anonymous No.]

enough about dragon slaying knights, what about dragon slaying mages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
You don't hear enough about dragon-slaying cobblers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
thats likes joke
>an undead hag and a wizard walk into a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
>how to get one shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
Mages usually end up losing to wurms. A dragon will give you time to prepare your spells while she monologues, but a wurm will rush you as soon as she sees you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335012
making shoes for dragons is quite tough

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335012
Boy, I tell you what, my mama makes a cobbler so good it'll knock anybody right off their feet. She's gonna learn me come Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334610
>>48334860
Don't reply to spammers

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
>dragon closes the distance whilst your uttering your spells
now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335017
Newbie mages lose to wurms. Experienced mages would come prepared with magic shields on top of their ability to teleport short distances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
and what happens when you run out of spell slots anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335016
>>48335047
>>48335056
fine I'll just have to completely burn all my magic and put a potent blood curse on her as my final defiant act

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335076
>potent blood curse
what does it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335076
>>48335088
>curse mixes with her mana for unintended effects

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
foolish anon! your not a mage! your a sorcerer!
and just where do you think that magic blood came from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331984
So are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335141
angels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335056
drink the dragon milk that's rich in mana

[Anonymous No.]

The raging mushroom hatter has challenged someone to a duel in parliament… again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335245
NIce, I'll get my popcorn ready. What is it this time, did someone want to increrase sales tax on tea again?

[Anonymous No.]

Mix yo mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335222
miss dragon is flattered

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335269
>giant futa dong that takes over your harem.
They don't call her the two horned unicorn because of the broken horn on her head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335293
I want cucks to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335268
They said that scones should have jam first

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335269
Where is this from? I don't remember seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335324
I don't know what that means. The duel should be entertaining regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335329
Just some really old story. I don't remember why KC did the art for it though. I guess he wasn't just in it for patreon milking back then? Or maybe they paid him, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335329
https://exhentai.org/g/2086678/43ab1290f2/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what earth media would be tearjerkers for MGs. First thing that comes to mind is Vampires/Dhampirs and Tsukihime

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335550
It's not often you see satyrs, weirdly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334974
>cast magic missile at the dragon
>it cuts through her magical defenses and pings off her scales
>she's visibly shaking
>"all my wards, and you barely used anything... that was incredible! how did you get so efficient?"
>forget about the quest and start discussing magical theory with her
>it's rare to find someone who appreciates the real work you put in

[Anonymous No.]

It's Foxy Friday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335620
A fun kind of danger to be in.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335640
Don't reply to spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335269
With my one wife, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335620
I thought it was fish friday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335759
ohh, what gacha is this fish from?

[Anonymous No.]

Frail weak small Panty thief vs a very angry dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335767
Surprisingly, the dragon wins.

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>>48335777
In what world is this surprising. The real question is how many panties did he steal before she caught on

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>>48329112
Fat, sweaty and lightly dressed
https://files.catbox.moe/4ubra8.jpg

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>>48335798
None. His first mistake was assuming that she wore panties.

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>>48335845
Dragons wear panties! They wear fancy ones with frills and bows and also nice silk ones and sexy ones!

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>>48335766
The only good gacha.

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>>48335766
Lurk for two years, not two hours.

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I want a centaur to sit on my face. No I don’t care about how heavy she is, or how dangerous it is, or how centaurs can’t 69. I just want a centaur to lay her fat horse ass on my face while I eat her out

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>>48335988
>r how centaurs can’t 69.
I'm sure they can if you try hard enough.

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Undead hours.

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no monster can seduce me

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>>48336188
I bet having a vampire latch onto your neck and suck is a unique experience. Much more high class than just sucking dick.

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>>48336243
>succ says she likes your outfit when you're standing in line at the store

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>>48335071
that's a lot of receipts

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>>48336284
damn, how did she know compliments are (one of) my weaknesses?

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matching collars with my wife (also dressing up like a massive dog treat for halloween)

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>>48336286
Black friday was good to her.

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If you caught cheating on an exam in Wonderland you will be scolded and sent to couples therapy.

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>>48336282
Don't reply to spammers, please.

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>>48335988
need centaur booty

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>>48336382
I'll just fail them and go flip burgers then.

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I wonder if anything interesting will happen for monster girls in December.

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>>48336439
i'm always happy for a visit from the christmas snake

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>>48336455
She deserves cookies and milk.

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Bastet, the goddess of all cats and the overseer of an oppressive matriarchy of cat supremacy.

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>>48336509

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>>48336383
The softness of that big kitty would melt me.

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Feet

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>>48336604
i will not kiss the pharaoh feet
i will kiss the apophis tail though

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>>48336383
>>48336589
Holy fuck I love fat kots

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>>48336604
Boring.

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Imagine becoming a monsters foot slave. Like an elf or dark elf or pharaoh or wight.

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>>48336666
I would gladly put a wight's foot into my mouth

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>>48335798
He is smaller so his speed is superior, he was sure to win!

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>>48336719
He was supposed to not even fight the panty dragon. He was supposed to steal her undergarments and sneak away to a safe distance to admire them.

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>>48336765
What happens if you kiss her freshly shedded tail?

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>>48336790
It twitches. Its very sensitive right after a molt.

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>>48336765
Her snake is cute. Her ass is fat, but the real draw is the cute snake pet.

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>>48336821
True. This and good cooking are how you win humans over. Which monster has a sick bug collection to show anon?

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>>48336811
Tails is a cutie. You want a nerd genius fox gf, right?

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>>48336808
I will pepper the base of her tail with smooches then

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>>48336808
I will cover her tail in pepper so it twitches more and then smooch off the tasty smoky pepper flavour.

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>>48336674
I'm only interested in undead princess thighs, belly and butt.

Loli wights, vampires and phantoms with big pale asses. Pharaohs, same except brown. And liches, wisps and ochimushas beautiful enough to be princesses.

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>>48336939
>fits in your suitcase
She wont when she has triplets in her belly

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>>48336954
Semen is just for eating.

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>>48336557
I like this purple (and yellow) snake, where does she come from?

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Friday is Fairyday

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>>48336939
>portal opens and monstergirl waifu drops into your lap
>but she's tiny
>after an awkward introduction, she explains that they finally got the portal tech to work but it still has serious mass restrictions
>she didn't want to wait for improvements, so she asked to be temporarily shrunk in order to use it now

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>>48337064
It's an MGE apophis in a yellow hoodie.

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>>48337218
what is the hoodie lore

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>>48337222
She was cold and needed something to keep her warm.

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>>48336439
Santa Yeti is coming to town, leave her milk and cookies

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>>48337222
classic raincoat
she brings the rain down to desert kingdom

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>>48337222
>The jacket itself is fine, but for some reason, a bunch of the students here got super weird about me wearing it. They keep telling me to take it off because this other guy, Ben, wears a yellow jacket. I guess it's kinda his thing or something.
>Additional Notes:
>Please send a replacement that's blue.

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>>48337222
I need but what that's apophis story? She's not wearing the hood and have a cute yellow jacket m. Did she lose the pharaoh or is she trying to adapt to modern life?

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>>48337222
I know but what is that apophis story? She's not wearing the hood and have a cute yellow jacket. Did she lose to the pharaoh or is she trying to adapt to modern life?

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I’d date a snake if she had a smaller actual snake that she flitted her tongue at and it did the same back

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>>48337541
Would you settle for a gorgon doing the same thing with her head snakes?

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Would you settle for a gorgon, anon?

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>>48337585
Cute snakes. Can I name them or did she do that already?

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>>48337669
As long as I can use the "I'm already rock hard" defense or there's otherwise no risk of actually turning to stone, sure. It wouldn't even be settling, really; MGE stone sneks have a cute little tell I can use to break through my autism so they just end up being cute and bullyable.

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>>48337678
Do you name your fingers?

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>>48337700
Not quite the same, your fingers don't have faces or act semi-independantly. The better question would be if your monsterwife would name your fingers.

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>>48337707
>your fingers don't... act semi-independantly.
If I had a curvy wife this would be false.

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>>48337295
Wow! Look! A fox!

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>>48337585
NTA, but that's not settling at all! Medusae are great sneks.

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>>48337747
>Medusae are great sneks.
>Just great
Meaning they are not the best, meaning it would be settling for less.

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>>48337755
Which snek is the best? Vanilla lamia are really nice, but I think I have to give it to basilisk. I might pick echidna but I'm not prepared for the chaos playing the eternal womb gacha would bring.

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>>48337771
hebi is always best snek

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>>48337755
I don't think you can compare mamono quite like that. Who's better?
>Miss Medusa, who has QT snek hair and gets along great with you?
>Miss Basilisk, who has QT feather duster tail, but gets along TERRIBLY with you?
These aren't just sexy pictures, they're people, with personalities.

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>>48337794
I can't tell if this post is mental illness or not.

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How come putting a slime in a raincoat was the most innovative moe shit ever?

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>>48337800
Neither can I! And I posted it!
I'm more lonely than horny. Just gimme a succ who puts up with my shit and I'll be happy. Doesn't need to be a QT bug or snek or kot or whatnot.

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>>48337771
It's inarguably Apophis. Sultry, ambitious, has a potent poison with corrupting capabilities, long, purple coiling tail.
What more could you want?
>>48337794
I can and i will. If you disagree, feel free to prove me wrong.

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Yay Friday night! Time to spend time with my auntster and get my stress drained

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>>48337822
BEST SNEK
NO DOUBT

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>>48337715

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>>48337833
>scaley goodness hidden under a bunch of fluff.
Literally a failure of a snake.

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>>48337669
Ever since that one from the latter Final Fantasy 1 rerelease that just wants someone to look in her eyes and tell her that she's beautiful.

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>>48337841
CAREFUL, FOOL

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>>48337855
Feed the snek hair! Bribe them with snacks!

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>>48337877
>Bribe them with snacks!
Great idea!

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>>48337872
Am i wrong though? Have i not spoken the truth? What repercussions could a man who only speaks sincerely face?

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>>48337840
>asmr
Speak nonsense japanese to me, sweet fox lady.

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>>48337921
Unko ga suki desu yo.
Ich fresse schiesse.

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>>48337771
i like ms basilisks poncho and aposematic coloration
the way it would flare out if she spread her arms would both expose her soft skin and resemble a hood

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>>48337841
But i want the fluff on these cold winter nights
Then during summer we'll go live in her house in Monstralia and it'll be winter there so i'll still need the fluff.

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>>48337841
scales are nice and all but i'm mostly there for the constriction. you can still get that smooth, pleasant feeling from her scutes

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>Playing Minecraft with your anubis wife

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if the sclera is black, hug her back

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>Not playing Minecraft with your Anubis wife.

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>>48338042
Comfy

>>48338053
Sad

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>Playing Borderlands with your dragon wife

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>>48338042
>>48338053
>>48338057
Playing D&D with your Anubis wife.

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>>48338063
That's more of a game I see gremlins playing and maybe ratas too.

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>Playing Gatcha with Echidna wife

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>>48338053
I'm playing Factorio with my Anubis wife.

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>>48337926
Sweet nothings...

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>>48338067
Miss Echidna would, too. She's a natural born Dungeon Master.

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Lamia tongue on my face an in my mouth

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It is caturday now. You may exult when ready.

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>>48338155
We still have four hours to go. Not yet, furfag.

In the meantime, let's post black feathered birds.

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>>48338155
Still foxday here my dude

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>>48338183
they're multiplying

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when is cowday?

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>>48338198
moosday

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>>48338198
How much for a cow? Asking just out of curiosity, haha...

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>>48338198
Do they have Ushi milk? I'd like to try Ushi milk.

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>>48337771
Bunyip and apophis, by far

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>>48337771
eel

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>>48338517
That's not even remotely a snake
>b-but
NO! If anything, they would both classify undr the worm bodytype.

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>>48338528
I'll remote your snake if you talk back to my eel like that again!

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>>48338528
they're less an annelid and more like a...hagfish

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>Want to be a cool tortured soul wanderer guy
>Eros has you sat down in an intervention where you have to hear every reason why monsters like you and why they would be sad if you put yourself though bad moments for no reason
Damn those monsters and damn Eros!

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>>48338583
Not as haggy as lampreys. Lamprey girl when? We have an earth vampire and a wind vampire. It's time for the water vamp.

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>>48338607
>anon wants to be edgy but eros wont let him
they just dont understand how cool being edgy is

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>playing revolution-x with hellhound wife

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Getting sweaty with monsters

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>>48338618
They won't even let you be a cool gunslinger like from a Clint Eastwood movie! They just want you to stay home and do dumb sappy shit, it sucks!

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>>48338651
you can still be the straight-laced deputy

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>>48335608
I'd like to think that most of the time, a dragon-mage encounter goes more like this.
>Mages? ALL DORKS
>Dragons? ALL DORKS
On a long enough timeline, one is going to dork out in some way that makes the other one want to dork out more than keep fighting.

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>>48338658
>Gunslinger Anon enters a new town looking for work, a bit off put by everyone looking so pale despite the town being in the middle of arid grassland
>Decide to put your killing skills to work by offering services to the sheriff hunting bounties.
>See the "sheriff" is just a kid with a fucked up nightmare gun, instinct takes over when she draws it on you and gun her down
>Just pops up a second later laughing, declares you her deputy with how fast you were
>Turns out any crime in her town results in getting shot, although it doesn't seem to actually kill anyone
>Would just cut and run normally but after she catches you the first time and practically bursts into tears you end up having to put that on the back burner.

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>>48335017
>>48335054
Nobody LOSES TO a wurm.
Getting with a wurm is ALWAYS a victory.
For both of you!

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>>48327744
palling around friendily

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>>48331777
>not leaping into the snow naked for a minute then leaping back into your wife's mouth to warm up
>repeat daily for endless fun and healthy skin

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>>48338733
Sorry, but i have already decided to not lose to wurms.

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> Be me
>New to MGC
>Working hard and eventually get enough money together to open a restaraunt offering food from back in the human world, specializing in Americanized Zipangu dishes that will please customers from both places
>Mofukuza begin frequenting my humble dining establishment
>They make me an offer I can't refuse to take them on as partners
>In order to insure my cooperation I now have some fox hanging around at all times, she has practically moved in with me at this point
>During service hours she is constantly telling her associates how good I am at shining her box
>Must be some sort of zipangu fox joke as I don't get it, the other foxes are always giggling at me as they leave.

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>Decide not to lose to wurms.
>Challenge them to endless games and contests
>Only in areas you're sure to win
>Wurms always lose
>But they're such fun to be around, and they're amazing sports about it
>Keep having to come up with more and more exotic challenges you're sure to win
>It's starting to get ridiculous
>Wurms caught on long ago and are clearly humoring you
>Just such gregarious, wholesome souls it doesn't bother them

>Starting to wonder if you're doing the right thing
>Maybe picking a game where there's more chance to it, or that you might even just lose for sure, isn't so bad.
>Miss Opal, in particular, is such a kind wurm, with pretty eyes and intricate filigree on her horns to accentuate their graceful curves.
>You really like spending time with her.
>She's funny, and kind, and she's a good cook, and shares with you freely.

>One day, she asks you about playing a cooperative game.
>Where you two work together to win.
>It's at her place.
>She makes a meal ahead of the game.
>And then you two talk about the rules.
>It's just a variant of solitaire that uses 2 people and 2 decks of cards.
>You play and talk, and have a great time.
>But you do lose--it's a matter of chance and the cards weren't right.
>"See? You lost, but it was OK."
>She reaches out a hand and gently squeezes yours with it.
>Your heart catches in your throat.
>Maybe you didn't lose at all.

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>>48338826
i thought that "protection money" stuff was a racket but they actually hang around and even help out sometimes

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Went to the flea market today but all they had was beelzebubs.

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I will not have sex with Wurms.
They're scary.

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>>48338853
scaly*

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>>48338853
Wurms are much more afraid of you than you are of them.

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>>48338853
Well, fortunately, I have this perfectly non-scary, non-wurm mamono for you to have sex with!

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>>48338874
That's what people said about spiders and now I spend 15 hours a day wrapped up in webs getting fucked.

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>>48338871
That too! Scales are icky!

>>48338874
I assure you Wurms are just too stupid to know how scary they are.

>>48338875
Well, the sign has to be telling the truth, right?

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>>48337800
according to how the modern world implicitly and explicitly wants you to live, love is a mental illness unless it's for something that requires you to pay money to continually access.

if he is ill then so am I
in other words,
*I* am monstercus

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>>48338878
Yeah we lied about the spiders. Spiders are not afraid of anything.

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>>48338908
put a cucumber behind ms ushi and she jumps real high

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>>48338846
The Little Zipangu Neighborhood Association is a very reputable organization, they ensure my business is safe and even offer work to otherwise unemployable foxes, not to mention all the charity they do, the vicious rumors of pachinko parlors and untaxed cigarettes and alcohol are slanderous to them, a stereotype.

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>>48338915
I thought only cats did that

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>>48338925
Most mamono get a little jumpy when you got your cucumber right behind 'em.

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>>48338944
Dorks...

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>>48338528
Joro are mermaids. Beauuuuutiful mermaids.

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>>48338925
>fluffy ears
>sharp claws
>binding webs
Sounds like cats ro me

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>>48338846
You're just paying for a match making service, you just don't know it yet.

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>>48338952
not to mention fluffy tail and ambivalent feelings towards belly rubs

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>>48338952
>t. Anon trained in cat detection by C.H.E. Shire's Educational Services

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>>48338952
and she loves those cans of fancy feast

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>>48338964
But she has two bellies, how can she not love that?

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>>48338402
Who's milking the ushi? Because it's certainly not themselves.

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I, the proud and noble hero, feel like I shouldn't have to explain to the evil Lilim I am facing that "giving the opponent paizuri while sitting on his face to disable them" is not a valid way to face someone in battle. In fact, that's not even fighting, that's outright just outercourse, that's not "battle". Why is she like this... I just want to swing swords....

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>>48339096
The referee said it was a valid play

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>>48339036
Tsun tsun
>>48338968
He's right same with bunyip, she's a lapcat

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>>48339177
>Oh yeah, he's bein' reallll... naughty!

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>>48339102
The referee is literally a succubus of course she's going to say that. She's not a reliable source of information. At least if she were a Salamander she would agree with me. I can't stand these Monsters, they're so annoying and make everything about sex... they just can't understand the simple joy of fighting to the death.

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>>48339377
What, getting your tail pet is not arousing

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>>48339430
Foxes will cum from anything.

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>>48339265
Arguing with the ref? That's two minutes in the penalty box

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>>48338841
Great, Miss Opal's clocked me as a fucked up loser because I took my joke a little too far. Now she's going to dredge up all my feelings on accident trying to heal something else. Oh wurms, they do churn and disturb the medium they swim through, whether it be the earth, or the heart...

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Demons have taken over the government. Are you a bad enough dude to send them back to hell and marry the president(lim)?

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>>48339096
If you can't succeed against an intermediate level monster grappling technique, you don't deserve to wield that blade, and the legitimacy of your knighthood is cast into doubt.

I'd say go find a sparring partner to improve, but...

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>>48339442
So if I put my dick in her ears...?

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>>48339606
She's right, you don't deserve her.

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i deserve slurping the melted runoff of a scoop of rocky road ice cream plopped on top of a bogie's cleavage from between her underboobs

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>>48339964
succs don't fight fair; most training regimens do not prepare you for the succly arts
in particular their high evasion combined with close quarters grappling makes for an unusual fight

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Baphos will make pedophilia legal again.

We must stop them in the name of the mooligarchy!

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>>48339819
No, I'll just marry all of the demons. That should distract them and keep us safe for 16 years or so.

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Is there a way I can cuddle a cu sith naked in bed without her thinking I want to be married to her and without ever lewding her?

I wanna keep the relationship platonic, but I also want a big, fuzzy doggo to cuddle at night.

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shes back
now get in the sack

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>>48340454
crismast story about a krapus called maria hunting someone down while singing THAT song when?

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>>48340454
i will not get in the sack
there is no internet in the sack

[Anonymous No.]

>everytime I cum when I'm fucking my Raiju childhood best friend I yell "Thundercats hooooo!"
>my best friend hates it but my Cheshire Auntster swears everyone says it when she coaches us

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>>48340057
>most
So you're saying there's a division of the Order military that specializes specifically in making its soldiers more resistant to seduction arts.

>Okay, you're going to take a swing at me.
>I'm going to disarm you, en passant, press my tits up against your back, and run my hands up and down your stomach while purring some pretty awful things.
>This time you get the privilege of knowing in advance. Next time, you won't. We'll be integrating things like this in to your routine sparring.
>If you get hard, you're back on a week's worth of laundry duty bleaching the slick out of all the instructor's panties.
>Alright, square up.
>Now go ahead and-... Is that a fucking boner, soldier?

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>>48340735
So that's why those female knights dress so skimpily

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>>48338848
Well of course, it was their day. >>48330671

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Krampus' sack is shabby, second hand and, I'm gonna say it, just plain DRAB

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>>48341003
>Muffled voice coming from Miss Krampus' bag
Can't hear you, Anon. Speak louder!

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>>48341003
it's really pretty on the inside. go and crawl in of your own volition while she's not paying attention.

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>>48341003
thats why you have to decorate it yourself
i just hope she doesnt mind me setting up a keg in the sack

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>>48341034
>Krampus leaves pretty on the inside sack open by accident
>Comes back and sees a bulge inside
>Christmasiscoming.jpg
>Tries to lift bag
>Can't
>Tries to pull it with sled
>Can't
>Look inside sack
>It's just a curious wurm

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>>48340735
this is cruel and unusual
i'm a monster sympathizer now

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>>48339036
>>48339082
I would put my hands anywhere on Miss Ushi that she would let me, and risk grievious injury to put them places she wouldn't.

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>anon how about you invite that cute girl at your workpace to our date hm?

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>>48341462
I don't like this hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

I like coffee coloured monsters.

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>>48341592
>Anon then endures several hours of Miss Shog finding ways to casually mention that purple is a natural, normal color for coffee, and offers to prove it by making several cups of it for him.

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>>48341592
Miss hatter's strange cousin with mocha skin who drinks coffee instead of tea and can make her own mycelium coffee but won't say where the mushrooms are from.

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>>48341592
Can I get a flat white Kiki?

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>>48341462
Obvious trap.

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>>48341935
Nah, she doesn't have a dick at all. Don't get people's hopes up.

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>>48341743
Shoggy should own that she's lean.

[Anonymous No.]

Squids and octopi can consciously control their skin pigmentation.

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>>48341900
>Big tall brown busty kiki (she has a lot of milk)

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>>48341954
That's not what I meant.

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>>48342021
Yes it is

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>Admiral alpbar 'it's a trap!'

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>>48341962
They can also play the piano really well.

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>>48342155
They can play the piano well, but she really sucks on the organ.

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>>48342198
https://files.catbox.moe/thx7ax.webp

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>>48341592
"Little brown girls are the best"
- Some guy in a h-manga, circa 2006

[Anonymous No.]

You know what?
I will consider foxes, but only old ones

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>>48342229
Daring today, are we.

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>>48342234
Older women are wise and therefore trustworthy
This cancels out the natural focks trickery
If anything I am playing it safe

[Anonymous No.]

I’d like to see hags that aren’t of traditional hag species.
Show me the hag raiju or the hag slime.

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>>48342510

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>>48342510
On a mission to restock on honey you enter the hag hive, equipped only with an empty jar.

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>>48342155
>Can I play the piano anymore?
>Of course you can
>Well I couldn't before
>DOCTOR FLAYER DOCTOR FLAYER
>DOCTOR FLAYER DOCTOR FLAYER
>DOCTOR FLAYER DOCTOR FLAYER
>OH OH DOCTOR FLAYER

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>>48342678
I love you Doctor Flayer!

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>>48342554
Lovely round ears for a weezel. What do weez do when they age?

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>>48342802
They keep accumulating more and more charge until the mere act of masturbating starts to cause EMPs and regional blackouts, at which point someone hires a rookie adventurer to go deal with them. Rookies are cheaper and the end result is the same.

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Get in loser.

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>>48342975
No.

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>>48342975
Both are tailet. I lost any interest in

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>>48342975
What is the smell like?

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>>48342889
Poor rookie anon. He’s going to be feeling the after shocks of her sweaty hag raiju love for weeks

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>>48343157
I'd say I'd like a nurse to cuddle me better but I'd take any profession.

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>>48342510
The old Automaton may not keep up with the younger models at regular work, but she makes an excellent housewife.

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>>48343183
Automaton models never go out of date and never break down if properly serviced. Are you neglecting your robot? Are you not getting her upgrades for her birthday? Did you ignore her when she asked for laser beam eyes? I’m calling the Eros squad on you.

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>>48343189
No, I found her in a scrapyard. I got her repaired, but I can't afford upgrades for her, so she's running on pretty old hardware.

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>>48343187
Why do you keep posting this specific image?

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>>48343229
Why are you trying to reason with a spammer?

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>>48343210
Take her to a gremlin charity.

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Mix it up a bit.

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>>48343286
Miss Bicorn agrees

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>>48343298
Wasn't there a follow up pic of this where the daughters where holding a sign also saying "Welcome home Daddy".

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What is a Wan-itarium?

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Golden lamias