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4830879 No.4830879 [Reply] [Original]

Wait.

Okay.

Travel back in time... to seduce your own father.

>> No.4830884
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4830884

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94

>> No.4830885

Chrono Trigger VN? Fund it

>> No.4830883

No way, I'd seduce my uncle. He looks like Tom Cruise.

>> No.4830887

>>4830884
>after having been rejected by Playboy

ouch

>> No.4830894

>>4830887
It wasn't really sexy enough, plus it was a little too weird to get published in the 50s.

>> No.4830903

You will never jackhammer an evil moon princess.

>> No.4830905

>>4830903
I'm okay with this.

>> No.4830907

>>4830903
Waiting until she is back to normal then jack hammering her would be much safer. The evil I can tolerate, but the breasts are unforgivable.

>> No.4830910
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Black Lady was fucking hot as hell back then. Hard to believe she's the same annoying runt as Chibi Usa.

>> No.4830911

>>4830903
That's good. I never liked Chibusa or Black Lady anyway.

>> No.4830914

>>4830910
With a little discipline Chibiusa could be a good girl. Give her tender loving when she is good and rape her when she is bad. She'll grow up as a well adjusted princess.

>> No.4830921

>>4830914
Yeah, too bad her mom is Usagi though. She'll probably end up living in a trailer park.

>> No.4830925

>>4830914
She's not worth the time to discipline.

>> No.4830927

>>4830914
That's kind of messed up. Stand back a minute and read that to yourself. Imagine reading it in front of a small group of family or acquaintances.

>> No.4830928

It's like I'm 12 again
Fucking nostalgia

>> No.4830948

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAZlXSZfA1U&feature=related

>> No.4830949

>>4830921
Usagi could be corrected as well. Some spankings would be a good start.

>> No.4830952

>>4830949
I think they should stop feeding her candy too.

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>> No.4830969

>>4830952
Who are they? I'll be raising Usagi in my basement. I played Princess Maker, so I'll be fine. I won't have to worry about magical girls coming to rescue her because they are weak against my 12 gauge and .30-06.

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4831619

Trust me, it's a bad idea. Way too heavy.

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4831879

Heavy? Why are things so heavy in the future?

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