/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

i always see schoolgirls/boys jumping off of the school roof in anime

does it really happen a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

Yes. The race is self destructing.

[Anonymous No.]

i lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

dat poster

[Anonymous No.]

>Stepping on the back of her shoes.

Fucking barbarian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4829898

Japan has the highest suicide rates in the world.

Coincidentally, they also have a sub 1.0 birth rate.

By 2500, Japan will consist of a single man
And then he will kill himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4829947
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4831962

^DAT

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>>4829947
More like the government will let niggers and brazillians into the country to impregnate all of Japan's women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4832130

>Implying that japanese woman don't kill themselve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4831962
All of our topics here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4832152
>implying you know how to speak English

[Anonymous No.]

>implying for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>implying

Get back to /v/ already.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4829947
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4832344

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>>4832312
I lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

During 2009, there was an average of around 2600 suicides a month in Japan. They tend to hover around 30'000 suicides an average every year, but since the recession (which hit them badly) the rates have gone even higher.

And yes, roof tops are a popular way. But most of them usually die by either jumping off coastal areas, or various poisoning methods, such as charcoal barbecues, hydrogen sulfide (easy to make), or overdoses of easily available alcohol and pills.

They're not THE highest in the world - they're about 9th place - but they still have a fuck load of suicides there.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying years after 2012

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>>4832421
I will lol when 4chan's date counter reads 1/1/2013.
On topic, though, I think jumping off rooftops might be fucking painful.
You know, with your brain still active after hitting the ground and shit...

Believe it, anon. Drowning is the best way. Sure, you will kick and quarrel when you feel the need to breathe, and you will surely panic. But once your brain starts lacking glucose and your lungs are filled with water... you'll find peace and calm, and it's actually a relaxing way to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan has a high suicide rate because men there have serious balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4832492
Drowning is fucking painful. Filling your respiratory tract with water is not pleasant at all.

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>>4832492
The best way is a bullet in the head.

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>>4832312
Fucking lol.

How could I not notice this before?

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>>4832500
Perhaps blocking your airways with something, as to avoid water in your lungs, would be best.
After all, you enter in some sort of sleeping state after your glucose reserves are depleted...

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>>4832502
According to what I've read, you can sometimes survive if you don't do it right.
And then you'll keep living with full body paralysis.

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>>4832492
No matter how you die, it's painful. Trust me, I know, you'll know it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>4832514
I hear carbon monoxide poisoning isn't bad.

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>>4832514
>Trust me, I know, you'll know it too
Experience? How is that hemiplegia going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4832513
Then, hand grenade in mouth. You can't fuck up with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4832531
1. Leave stove with gas open.
2. Close everything.
3. ?????
4. PROFIT.
DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE MODE
2a. Leave one window slightly open.
2b. LIGHT 'ER UP

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>>4832509
That's the joke.