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4825439 No.4825439 [Reply] [Original]

Great. Yesterday I had a dream about myself marrying Kageaki. I'm not even sure if I was female.

>> No.4825456

Perfect husbando, I envy you.

>> No.4825459
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4825459

You... what ?

>> No.4825462

>>4825439
I'm pretty sure you are male.

>> No.4825468

Oh, good for you, that means he got lots of your flags. And you know what that means.

>> No.4825501
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4825501

KAGEAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.4825518

Oh, that explains that mysterious white UFO in today's news.

So, any plans for killing the entire human population?

>> No.4825530

>>4825518
If it comes down to this, I'm ready to become OP's father right now.

>> No.4825573

>>4825530
But are you Kageaki?

Though the first thing I'd do in that situation would be finding a forge and making myself better than I was before. Better, stronger, faster. And possibly mindless, but that's an acceptable risk.

Kan-tsiang got away with just throwing his nails and hair into the fire and forge opening rituals are sometimes done by kids (since they're small enough to get inside the forge. ) so that secret blacksmith ritual surely can't be too hard.

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>>4825573
>Though the first thing I'd do in that situation would be finding a forge and making myself better than I was before. Better, stronger, faster. And possibly mindless, but that's an acceptable risk.
And that way, you can hope that someday Kageaki will dump Muramasa and use you instead. You can also marry him while you're at it. FUCKING FUND IT!

>> No.4825591

>>4825439
congradulations! You're gay!

>> No.4825611

>>4825583
>You can also marry him while you're at it.

I've been wondering, are balls touching if a man pilots a sentient tsurugi that used to be another man?

>> No.4825621

>>4825611
Will Muramasa be all sticky inside right after she has some hot sex with Kageaki?

>> No.4825625

>>4825611

I'd love to pilot Masamune.
If you know what I mean.

>> No.4825628

>>4825625
I would love to date Masamune. If you know what I mean.

>> No.4825633

>>4825621
While we're at it, that scene where Kanae was playing Burroughs... does that count as a handjob? If you're a (questionably) sentient musical instrument, surely being played is pleasurable?

>> No.4825639

>>4825633
The fact that there is no sentient western Tsurugi in this game is its biggest fault.

That's why I want a fandisk, think about all the potential.

>> No.4825643

>>4825628
Dohohoho

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>>4825633
Sounds more like a fiddlestick job to me. If you want a handjob, try some Bathory.

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4825661

And here I was, thinking that this thread can't become more awkward...

Here's some Raichou to counter the faggotry. Dohohohoho.

>> No.4825671

>>4825639
If Ascalon was a tsurugi (probably), imagine if that thing was a tsurugi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warwolf

>It took five master carpenters and forty-nine other labourers at least three months to complete.

Sure siege engines aren't so much forged as built, but a sentient, fuckhuge ancient Gutseider (combined from 5 pieces, one for each carpenter) that hurls stones weighing more than a hundred kgs sounds like a fun.

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