/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You are now Emperor Constantine XI, your capital is under siege from the vast armies of Sultan Mehmed II. Word has reached your ears that the Turk forces in the field are led by a beautiful and cunning nine tailed fox from the far end of the Silk Road.

The walls of Constantinople cannot hold out forever, what do you do?

[ ] Pray to the Lord Saviour for divine retribution against the she-demon
[ ] At the cost of your empire deemed heretical by the Orthodoxy, send scouts out covertly and have them seek out a shrine maiden from the east capable of defeating this creature,
[ ] Submit to the Ottoman Empire, strike a deal with Mehmed II to have the fox as your sex slave in exchange
[ ] more Greek Fire, no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

[x] nuclear launch detected

[Anonymous No.]

Develop the air propelled greek fire.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Sex slave option, FULL FORCE

Also, sauce for OP pic please

[Anonymous No.]

Cunning my ass, Byzantium was doomed since 1204.

[x]Tell her master to smack her. Smack her good.

[Shinji Matou !!WkywU9y+p7k No.]

[XXX] more Greek Fire, no exceptions

Alternate solution: More arrows, no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Burn the heretics with Greek fire.

[Anonymous No.]

Source please!

[Anonymous No.]

I call down upon the Holy Flames of the Fire Spitter

CALL DOWN UPON THEM THE FIRE WORM

[Anonymous No.]

[ x ] more Greek Fire, no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

[ ϡ ] ὑγρόν πῦρ, ὀυδεμία ἐξαίρεσις

[Anonymous No.]

It is delicious motherly Ran. you must conquer and enslave

[Anonymous No.]

[○] GONG鳴らせ!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

[X]Send word to her master that her -pet- has been very naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824731
She's not even Yukari's pet at that time.

[Anonymous No.]

Sauce please? I don't even care if it isn't translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824743
it's by Chardo, I forget the name, The World or something

[Anonymous No.]

Greek fire didn't work in that battle (they tried that, retreated with heavy losses), so definitely not that.

The fox wouldn't agree with the sex slave offer, so I know that won't work.

If God explicitly didn't want a Youkai-led army facing down Constantinople he wouldn't have allowed it to happen in the first place, so praying is useless.

As we know from history, the city fell long before they would have had time to fetch a Youkai hunter from Japan.

We're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

[x]Sacrifice family members and servants I don't like and summon a witch.
[x]Genuflect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824734
I call bullshit, unless she became her pet after 600 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824755

Who says she didn't?

Of course, we have no idea either way, but there's no particular evidence that Ran didn't become her pet during the past 600 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824750
>If God explicitly didn't want a Youkai-led army facing down Constantinople he wouldn't have allowed it to happen in the first place, so praying is useless.
HERESY! Free will exists, how else can you choose to accept The Christ's Redemption.

Also, determine if your nun's liturgy cards are effective, personally, I like EX-Compline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824765
Byzantine Christianity worked sorta like the EMPRAH, so no free will for you brah.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Escape to space to found a galactic empire

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824754
Also,
[x]Play video games with 410.
Anachronisms are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824750

Would trying to cut a deal with the fox and offering assistance in helping her overthrow the Sultan work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824765
>Free will exists, how else can you choose to accept The Christ's Redemption.

In before Calvinism and the Elect.

But seriously, that doesn't deny free will; it just means that God isn't going to explode your Youkai just because you whined at him about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824772

Why would she give up a vast army for your pathetic 7,000 man defense force and doomed city?

[Anonymous No.]

[ X ] Call upon the help of the Western Church
[ X ] Create Greek-Fire Bombards and >>4824689

[Anonymous No.]

Why would sultan mehmed 2 use a demon to conquer constantinopolis ? Wasn't the conquest of the city a very important religious feat written in their holy books ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824774
But I have a bigger cock than Mehmet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824778
Maybe the demon didn't ask for his opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824682
Summon Da Ji

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824774

It was just a thought.

If I can't beat her, and I can't ally with her, then I guess I have no choice but to abandon the city to its fate and make my own escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824785
The citizens discover your plot and chop you to pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

[χ] Sully your hands and call upon your own mythical beast for aid.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous will do everything it take to have Ran impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou 13: Imperial Orthodox Phantasmagoria

Reimu, Marisa, Sanae and Byakuren travel aboard the Palanquin ship when they come across another flying ship of Byzantine origins. Inside, there is a loli ghost emissary seeking allies strong enough to help break the siege. Naturally, all the bosses try to test the heroines' skills, save for first/second who are Rumia-tier.

Extra boss is a ghost Ottoman spy loli who tries to ruin the whole deed.

Phantasm boss is Theodora

Would you play it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824796
>Would you play it?

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS like the fucking fist of the North Star.

[Anonymous No.]

Put a couple of ships in the Straights of Marmara so the Ottomans can't get across, watch the revolt rate in Greece shoot up and wait as provinces defect back to you.

What, that works in Europa Universalis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824800
If I recall correctly, the Ottomans brought their ships inside Propontis through land, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824785
Don't be such a pussy, you're the goddamn EMPRAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824796
But the walls fell more than 500 years ago...is the loli eternally pursuing her quest, not knowing that all has been lost? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Name this Rance guy that showed up your general, and let him go to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824806
You mean that time where they oiled the ships and rolled them on logs, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824812
He'll win, but he'll rape Ran and won't let me have her. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Post it on /jp/ and ask for advice.

[MolesterJim No.]

Η Πόλις εάλω. Εδω και 557 χρονια
Who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824809

Hey man, I never wanted the job. All the talking, and public appearances, and pressure... who'd ever want that? I much rather everyone think I died when the city is pillaged and live the life of a wandering bum.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a link to the doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824821
Πάλι με χρόνια με καιρούς(ry

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824769
>>4824773
Calvin applies so well to Eastern Orthodoxy.

I don't see anyone disputing the Danmaku powers of Nuns.

[Necrobrotent No.]

[x]Strike up a deal with the winning team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824828
"Δε γαμιέται, πάω πίσω στην οπτική νουβέλα μου."

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824796
As an Ottoman descendant I approve of this game

[Anonymous No.]

> Emperor Constantine XI
> nine tailed fox

one tail grows every 100 years

Since it's the 13th century Ran had oly 2-3 tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824847
That means...we can raep?

[Anonymous No.]

> Emperor Constantine XI
> nine tailed fox

one tail grows every 100 years

Since it's the 15th century Ran had oly 3-4 tails

[MolesterJim No.]

>>4824834
Τεχνικα, novel ειναι μυθιστορημα, αυτο που λεμε νουβελα ειναι novella or short novel στα Αγγλικα.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824855
Το ίδιο μας κάνει.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>4824859
Ο κοσμος δεν πρεπει να υποτιμα το ιδανικο της ακριβολογιας.
Ειδικα στο διαδικτυο, που το μονο πραγμα με το οποιο σσχηματιζουμε αποψη, ειναι το τι γραφει ο καθενας.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Summon a gap demon to lay them the smack down.

[Anonymous No.]

>[X] Call upon the help of the Western Church

>he thinks the Western Church doesn't spend all their time planning crusades against them and sucking Holy Roman Empire cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824869
Ας μην το κάνουμε θέμα. Εξάλλου, δεν μας πήρε είδηση και κανείς. Παρ'το χαλαρά.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824834
Sorry for the youtube quality, it's all I had handy.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>4824882
Χαλαρος ειμαι.
Απλως ειμαι ακριβης γενικοτερα.
Χωρια που ειτε το πεις οπτικη νουβελα η διαδραστικο μυθιστορημα η οτιδηποτε αναλογο, ακουγεται ηλιθιο.
Επισης, για καποιο λογο, δεν δεχεται τονους το 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824891
Speaking of which, didn't Alucard have Janissaries in his pockets too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824896
Maybe he does, you just don't see them. But why Janissaries? They were kidnapped/brainwashed soldiers, they weren't his real target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824896
>>4824909
Or maybe he didn't have any dealings with the Turks after becoming a vampire, what with having all the exterminators after him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824895
>ακούγεται ηλίθιο
Το ξέρω. Ευτυχώς κανείς δεν θα μ'ακούσει να το λέω.
/ρωμαίικα

[Anonymous No.]

Clearly there is only one thing to do, and that is to CRY FOR THE VIRGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824936
oh god Maria is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824794

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824825
>>4824825
>>4824825
>>4824825
>>4824825

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824794
Summon Mokou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824946
oh hot Maria is god

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824825
Here you go :
http://www.mediafire.com/?thgjbkzzyzu

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824998
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

Damn....it was non-ero ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4825037
get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>4825038
How can you honestly blame me for wanting ero stuff of Ran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4825060
Ran is pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4825066
She's much superior when serving as delicious cumdumpster.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Strike a deal with the Catholic Church and flee into exile with what I can gather. Then prolong life until Ferdinand comes to the throne of Aragon and get all reconquista up in Fox's face.

FOR SANTIAAAAAGOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4825097
You don't need to do anything to her face. Impregnation will do.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4825104


>Hey man, he was up in my face

I'M IN YOUR FACE.

>/FastAndTheFurious
>/o/ in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Go capture Chen, put a sword to her neck blackmail Ran. Force the demon to surrender her womb me to to impregnate as I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824682
[X] Submit to the Ottoman Empire, strike a deal with Mehmed II to have the fox as your sex slave in exchange

This, with the power of thousand suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4825312
wat

[finfag !ABARTHJim2 No.]

Send swat to her command tent and disrespec her famiry.
>>4825312
wat up in this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>4825312
God damnit Arc.

HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO REMAIN A TRIPFAG?

IT'S BEEN WHAT, 2 YEARS NOW OF TRIPFAGGOTRY?

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I posted this last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaQ5y2NBwk0

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824682
What's the option that will let me cuddle with her too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4824853
>one tail grows every 100 years
>Since it's the 15th century Ran had oly 3-4 tails
Tails max out at 9.
We know that she's at least eight hundred years old, but she could be even older.

[Anonymous No.]

(not OP)
FLASHFORWARD TO 1940's

Ishima Kaigen declares war on your neo-Byzantine empire in the name of reclaiming the 9-tailed fox for Amaterasu

HOW DO YOU PROCEED?!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd kill for a Touhou game with Constantine XI, Mehmed II, Vlad III, Pope Pius II etc. as enemies.

Hell, throw in Timurleng and Beyazit too, though they're earlier. Those two were awesome, especially after their battle.

>>4826666
Wouldn't foxes be under discretion of Inari?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4826666
Some combination of rape and cannibalism.

[Anonymous No.]

Give us the goddamn source OP. You knew we'd want it.

>>4826666

Wow.....I got 6666.....Kaigen really is monsterous

>>4826799

Probably. But it didn't matter. Kaigen just needed an excuse to invade.

>>4826810
Ah....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4826810
You son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

The source is a Tohonifun doujinshi, either World or Future, I can't remember exactly.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

[x] Become fox's sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>4826666
What neo-Byzantine Empire? Assuming history was altered by the 9-tailed fox's presence, who is now ruler of what would be the continuation of the Ottoman empire?

[Charles Manson No.]

[x] Gallantly ride out alone on horseback, meet with said beautiful foxy lady and seduce her with a lullaby involving rainbows, Kool-AID and cute kitty cats.