Monster Girl Thread

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It's not a phase, Mastah!

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Wight woman jumpscare

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I4; hungy

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where them dino girls at? especially raptor wives who're basically big flightless harpies

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>>48201670
Why there are skulls around her

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If I told a monster I liked her body, would she hold it against me?

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ALL WE WANNA DO IS SUCK YOUR COCK
We're not unreasonable, I mean no one's gonna suck your eyes.
ALL WE WANNA DO IS SUCK YOUR COCK
We're at an impasse here, I mean maybe we can compromise
If you open up the door
you can cum inside and get laid!

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Beautiful, strong, elegant, graceful, cute, sexy. There are many was to describe the greatest monster girl. But none hold up to even a faction of her magnificence. Even if I were to tell you to name a better one, you'd be wrong. Because my heart (objectively correct) tells me it's the manticore.

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Remember to visit Hagville this winter, and don't forget to ask any hag that catch your eye for a free milk sample

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>>48201697
Alas, the dinosaurs were forced to evolve into birbs

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Would you give a homeless kot a place to stay?

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>>48201786
Doesn't quite look like a cat to me. And why is she homeless to begin with? I don't want a freeloader inside my house.

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>>48201678
IMAGINE getting a handjob from a wight though. She'd start out using her cold fingers which would be an odd sensation, then the extreme cold of her ghost spectral hand would come all at once like a tidal wave. Girls have gimmicks, but wight can literally poke your balls and you cum like a railgun. It's also a ghost hand that can phase through your body, she can grab your prostate, your balls, and your cock by holding onto your groin and there isn't shit you can do about it. Their haughty personalities make sense, they know their own power.

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>>48201786
Yes, I already took a few kots

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>>48201852
kot detector says otherwise.
she snuck through the portals and is undocumented by the makai. she just wants love anon.

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>>48201876
Kot detectors are not 100% accurate, they say griffons are kots when they are birds.

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Is catgirl in school outfit.

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>>48202048
griffons are half kot, half bird and half girl

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FUCK THE SMUG

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>>48202166
Such a thing is possible? Can there br cat spiders? Cat dragons?

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>>48202324
are chesh butt or booba monsters?

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>>48201876
And i'm supposed to just take pity on an undocumented immigrant and risk being sent to mamono prison and get raped? Hell, i can't even be sure she won't rape me the moment i let her into my home.

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>>48202363
Both I think but I prefer mine well balanced

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I want to show Nurarihyon my fine collection of pipe tobacco. I'll even let her have my last remnants of Frog Morton.

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>>48202604
Imagine introducing a Nurarihyon to crack cocaine.

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Thead is slow, anons must be getting snugged by bugs

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>>48202892
She's just staring.
Menacingly!

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>>48202604
If i ever get a Nurarihyon in my house then the only thing she's allowed to bring to her lips(outside of food and my D.) is one of those bubble-blowing toy pipes. I hate tobacco and i won't allow my wife to be a smoker, it's a bad habit and it's bad for her lungs, maybe if she smoked less she wouldn't need to bring our neighbors in to tire me out every night before she has her turn.

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Water your plants.

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>>48202892
Bugs seek shelter indoors as winter approaches

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>>48201786
Sure, I see no downside but she will have to wear a collar. Don't want to lose that mantic... cat.

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>>48202903
Damn, that mantis is only now turning one? Bugs sure develop quickly.

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>>48202892
The biggest bugs!

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>>48202604
I love the athmosphere and how soft and pretty the Nura is in that picture.

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collars are best when you both wear them. i belong to her and she belongs to me.

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>>48203018
I've been saying this for years but no one listens

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>>48202903
i like the optical illusion with mantis eyes that makes it seem like she's always looking at you
i mean she is, but that's only incidental

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Cu sith that loves you and is down to earth but of course is furshit, or an atlach-nacha that relentlessly belittles you and only treats you somewhat decently when you've transformed into a grotesque spider.

What's your pick?

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>>48202604
it's good the housesitter gets along with the cat so well

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>>48202922
You can't deny a woman one of her only pleasures outside of (You)! That's abominable, smoking a pipe is a pleasurable endeavor through and through.
>>48202988
It's going to be such a chill life when we finally reincarnate into the MGE world. Or if portals open before then.
>>48203121
The cat does seem suspicious somehow, but I can't figure it out.

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>>48203107
12 gauge directly applied to my forehead

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>>48203107
What's the downside with the cu sith?

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>>48203155
Zipangu has to be one of the comfiest places to live imaginable. Breathtakingly beautiful fantasy Japan where many of the native monsters were friendly with humans even before the DL made all of them REALLY friendly with humans.

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>>48203196
and they still have a lot of friends that need unsealing

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>>48203180
She's furshit.

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>>48203212
Which gacha is this?

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>>48203276
The Irish one

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this thread is owned by the delinquent wasp gang.
buy us beer and cigarettes or else we'll kabadon you (and sting)

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>>48203287
No

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>My body inside hebi tail
Paradise...

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>>48203276
It's tagged as monster musume.

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>>48203287
>meet super cool wasp at bar
>leather jacket and scars, bad as hell
>she takes you to her place that night
>wake up next morning to the sound of squealing honeybees
>wasp is trying to hide under the covers while screaming at them to get out of her room

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>>48203338
bee girls are evil.

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>>48203368
Bees seek the extinction of the tomboy wasp as a concept.

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>>48203439
Your tomboys will wear the frilly dresses and grow their hair out

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>>48203470
The hornets MUST attack the bees to defend their right to wear ripped skinny jeans with combat boots.

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>>48203510
>hornets
>not wasps
probably another bee scheme to get the people against the hornets. I can hear the buzzing behind this post.
At the same time, yes. Total bee tomboyification is the only way for waspkind to survive.

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My goal:
>Out /d/egenerate my jabberwock wife

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>>48203510
Sorry anon I've already got matching dresses and heels picked our for them. It's too late

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Today, I will remind them

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>>48203567
>0.01% of players have unlocked this achievement

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I went back and extended my Kunoichi thoughts from the end of the previous thread into a short green

>a youkai has been repeatedly trespassing in your house
>nothing has been stolen or broken, but someone obviously keeps entering through what must be supernatural means and stalking around
>you finally catch her with a trap
>walk in to the sight of a pear-shaped Kunoichi loli in a fishnet body suit hanging upside down with a rope around her ankle
>the only pieces of solid cloth amidst the see-through netting are narrow horizontal strip covering her chest and a vertical one going between her legs
>on one hand you caught the creature that's been pissing you off, but on the other hand she's a cute girl who's extra "cute" in all the right places
>there's really only one course of action for this exact situation
>she's still hanging upside down
>you start groping her thick ass and thighs, and rubbing her crotch and rear entrance through her clothes
>and asking her suggestive questions about "trespassing in forbidden areas" and "entering through the backdoor" and "backstabbing techniques"
>she's trying to stop herself but can't hold back from pleasurably gasping and squirming under the "interrogation"
>you ask her if she's going to show how to take that outfit off her lovely little body without tearing the nets
>her excitement overtakes her composure and she speaks up
>"I yield, p-please be merciful while punishing me"

>you let her down and she does as ordered undoing the suit at the neck level, sliding it down her body and carefully squeezing it past her hips, butt and thighs
>to top it off, you take her face mask off and she looks more embarrassed about unmasking than stripping naked
>proceed to oblige her request for soft treatment by using fine silk ribbons to blindfold her and tie her hands and tail together behind her back, before bending her over on your bed and gently scouting out her raised big butt with your fingers
>keep being merciful while carefully easing and fitting your dick into her tender virgin backside, even removing the blindfold for the deed
>going easy on her continues well into the night as you take care to not be too fast or rough while pounding her forcibly presented fat young ass
>you're even courteous enough to not tease her about the multiple climaxes before you finished inside her
>after you let her go she disappears into the night, covering her red face with her mask, but it's not the last you've seen of her

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I would let a cait sith shrink me down and bat me around like a little mouse.

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You look like a grave robber
Grave robbers get raped and also have to sit there while she explains all the details in her latest autism simulator video game that she hyperfixated on

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>>48203732
This is going to end in curse of ra if I don't play grand strategy games with her and listen to the lore of her miniature armies isn't it?

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>>48203778
It's still gonna end in curse of ra if you do, but she will be happier that way

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>actually listen to the voices in your head, because you were lonely and they promised to suck your dick if you followed their instructions
>end up releasing an evil dragon who had been cast into the void between dimensions tens of thousands of years ago
>although horribly twisted by her exposure to the void, she nonetheless survived and is now ready to exact revenge on the world
>but first, dick
>she's been without physical senses for countless millennia and the world can wait a few more decades while she satisfies her urges

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>>48203107
I don't understand how anyone could feasibly choose being a disgusting spider with a girl that hurls abuse over dealing with a waifu that has a weird shaped face.
>"This is fine, this is normal," thinks anon smugly as he plows a hundred tentacles into a little girl while hanging suspended upside down on a giant web he spun

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Did Pestilence-chan get to Cross or something? Been a good while since there's been a New girl.

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>>48203853

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Big meaty Oni raised by undead

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ded

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>>48204069
NOT SO FAST!

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>>48204061
My favorite

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A Sticky Situation!
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/60465280
Here’s chapter 1 of a long series that I’ve been working on. The story is essentially set in fantasy Mesoamerica, featuring an ocelomeh, scylla, and eagle harpy.

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>>48204171
sounds promising, I'll give it a read

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monsters taking advantage of your recent memory loss from an accident to claim that they're actually your girlfriend

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>>48204171
I avoid reading ongoing stories, but wish you luck with it!

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>>48204115
Don't reply to spam, he's literally just spamming random gacha characters that have nothing to do with anything.

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>>48204200
>All of them are telling the truth
>The list is that they were your ONLY girlfriend
>You got into the accident in the first place because you were a slut
Eros is watching and giggling.

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>>48204214
Is there where you imply that everything that isn't MGE is off topic again?

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Anal sex

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>48204232
>why yes, using a script to constantly dump random images that have nothing to do with the thread's or the board's topic, and doing this for several years, is perfectly on-topic behavior

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Bnal sex

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Cnal sex

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Dnal sex

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>unapologetically rapes your wallet

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Enal sex

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Final Sex

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>>48204268
>Offers her a balloon and fifty mgedollars
I'll take this one to go, please.

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>>48204268
FAT BOOBS
but not fat enough!

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Im gonna make a tanuki a millionare... IN ZIBABWEAN DOLLARS!

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>>48204268
Auntie please, not during work hours

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Hey, question for the thread. Would you an imp?

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kikimora, griffon, dark valk or ochimusca bodyguard?

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>>48204316
You work for your auntster tanuki? Does she pay well?

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What if your dragon waifu is a multi-elemental clusterfuck?

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>>48204332
Griffon--I'd call her Miss Kitty.

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>>48204332
Why not hire all four and have them compete for top bodyguard

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>>48204332
Why dark valk instead of regular valk?

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>>48204332
Ochimusha is the coolest. Also literally, please invite her into your bed and keep her warm while she's keeping guard over you at night.

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>>48204347
This is cool. Ten out of ten want to see her unite all the elements and slay the dragonborn or whatever the fuck.

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>>48204345
She tends to make me stay after hours quite often, but the pay is great

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>>48204347
>Alatreon
just break her horns so she can't do the nuke, and all is well

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>>48204378
Good to hear you're being treated well anon! I've heard some nasty things about those 'nukis and was worried.

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>>48203610
>challenge jabberwock after acquiring the vorpal blade
>jabberwock sacrifices one of her tentacles to disarm you
>she's a bit annoyed but doesn't make a big deal of it since it'll regrow in a few weeks
>sure enough it regrows in a few weeks
>a few more weeks pass and you get a knock on the door
>it's an exact copy of her
>her severed tentacle not only survived but regrew an entire jabberwock

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>>48204378
>>48204392
>mfw she makes me pay her $5 per minute to sniff her breath
Miss Danuki please just let me sniff your breath for free!!

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I want to hear the noises a automaton makes when shes getting "tuned"

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>>48204434
probably your standard "surprisingly cute" yelps and moans from an emotionally deadpan voice, only with an autotune filter

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>>48203732
! !

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>>48204434
Pure modem static

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>try to go to bed
>find snek in your bed
>she pats the spot next to her and tells you to hop in
>promises not to bite or coil you
What do?

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>>48204642
last time i tried that i got got by a black mamba

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>>48204642
Slide in next to her and go to sleep.

Surely she wouldn't break all trust between us on day 1, right?
I mean, if we're going to have a healthy and prosperous relationship, she would lie right out the gate.

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>>48203850
Dunno. Post pestilence anyway.

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>>48204770
This is levels of absurdity I never expected to see.

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>>48204802
That's just how foxes are, man.

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>>48204642
What's the point of having a snek in your bed if she doesn't bite or coil you?

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>>48204642
That's my bed, not hers

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>>48201786
>Batcat
Only if her name is Peaches.
>>48202166
Yet she remains mathematically inferior to best girl. Pic.
>>48202355
Behold, the woman of your dreams! Pic.

All are inferior to the elfwolfsuccuhuman! She's a monument to your sins

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>>48203850
He does have a full time job outside of MGE.

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>>48204887
Based excuse creator.

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Magic sure is fun

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>>48204863
I know there are more of these, where are they archived?

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>>48204898

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>>48204913
Give me the priestess, I think our combined autism might cause an integer overflow so we could lead half normal lives together.

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>>48203107
I love a good nacho.

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>>48204895
Not really creating an excuse when it's been common knowledge for years dumbass.

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>>48204927
It's unfortunate you're too dumb to realize how dumb what you just said was.

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>>48204927
>>48204929
Tut, tut, boys. No fighting in the monster girl thread. Now, kiss and make-up!

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>>48204913
I bet the priestess is more fun to bully by doing inane shenanigans like tilting various items by a few degrees randomly

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>>48204923
>I think our combined autism might cause an integer overflow so we could lead half normal lives together.
Imagine your kid turning out to be completely normal and not autistic. Like a blessing from the gods themselves.

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>>48204913
once im desert king, ill make a law stating all anubis must wear underwear

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>>48204913
>>48204938
! !

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>>48204963
it's too hot

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>>48204963
Evil!
I will overthrow you and toss you in the snake pit!

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>>48204929
>Stating common knowledge is now making excuses
>This is somehow dumb
Go back to fucking Reddit or kill yourself immediately.

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>>48204986
then i will be the snake pit king
they too shall wear underwear

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>>48204963
Make them shave down there too

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>>48205007
They have to shave, but they have to shave it as a ! !

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Does this artist still make Anubis art, I love all of it.

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can they be stopped?

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>>48203705
It's important to treat monsters of honor with respect. These are the rules of engagement, and she knew her place.

What was she after, anyway?

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>>48205043
Can who be stopped?

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>>48205015
Shaving pubes like that only makes sense with a single exclamation mark because then her clit can be the dot at the bottom.

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>>48205064
>Shaving pubes like that only makes sense with a single exclamation mark because then her clit can be the dot at the bottom.
GIVE THIS MAN A PYRAMID

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>>48205043
No, she has a one turn infinite combo

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>>48205070
the pharaoh leaves for one hour and she just can't contain herself
DOWN girl
OFF

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>>48205080
The anubis can have a little insurrection, as a treat. She does a good job managing all the paperwork of running a kingdom

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>>48205080
This is why apophis should be in charge

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>>48205091
>The anubis can have a little insurrection, as a treat
Just give her some legos. A lot less taxing on the treasury.

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>>48205114
>Legos
No, I think the hour and a half rebellion might actually be cheaper

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>>48204642
She should get out of the bed if she won't at least coil me.

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Which mamono will unapologetically call me "Boy?"

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>>48205184
Expect a Nurarihyon to call you "boya"

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>>48205184
Cows.

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>>48205184
Hags, all of them

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>>48205184
wights and vampires

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You caught a sea snake.

What will you with her?

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>>48205221
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

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>>48205221
see if sea snek sex is as good as regular snek sex

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>>48203732
Um. I'm here to do aqueduct maintenance. I'm the aqueduct tech. That you called in. For your aqueduct.

Can you let me in? I don't even know what a video game is [lie].

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>>48205221
Aren't those really venemous? I should throw her back before--uh oh.

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>>48205221
Write a little note that say "hey guys, it's me, don't get worried or come looking, i'm fine, just busy, i'll be back eventually", put it into one of my empty rum bottles, and toss it into the ocean to wash ashore

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My manager at the office retired recently (good for him!) and they pulled in a new hire from another branch to replace him. She's way more attentive than my old boss was and she pays a LOT of attention to my work, specifically. I have no idea why but to be honest she scares the hell out of me. I don't know what I did to draw her ire. Did I violate some monster social norm by asking her for her coffee order or something? I don't know how to make her stop paying attention to me and it's stressing me out

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>>48205221
Have sea snex (snake sex) with her

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>>48205184
your grizzled and abrasive but secretly affectionate dark mage mentor

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>>48205221
>be on airplane
>uh oh major turbulence!
>sea sneak is literally tossed onto your lap
>she apologies but keeps coiling and clinging to you
>draw on badass reserves
>shove her into the aisle
>roar loudly about how you're tired of these mother fucking sneks on this goddamn plane!
>make out with and fuck her with a most furious anger
>pull out before you cum
>blast in her face hard enough to physically knock her over
AND I'D DO IT AGAIN

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>>48205221
it feels less like i 'caught' her and more like she's making some clumsy attempt at seducing me by lounging around half-naked in MY rowboat

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>>48205358
wow... i've always wanted one of those...

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>>48205279
>anon is writhing, nearly comatose with the intensity of ms. snek's chemically induced pleasure
>husband tightly secured in her coils
>seasnek smugsneks
>lets see those stupid lake kelpie call her a virgin after this

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>>48205398
Good end.

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>>48205411
It is. And anon gets to enjoy all the benefits that having a long, wet wife entails.

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>apophis 'fiancée' absentmindedly petting your head after dosing you with 200mL concentrated brain-melting venom
>scritches you in just the right spot while you helplessly drool on her breasts, unable to move
>you cum

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>>48205509
she doesnt need to drug me, id be happy to get headpats and scritches from grape snek fiance

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>>48205531
apophis gets ornery when her venom is pent up

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>>48205531
you don't cum from headpats sober, though. she thinks it's cute

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>>48205545
>Apophis wife who doesn't see the need to keep her cute husband sober, ever
>He's clearly happier this way

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>>48205509
Oh no, I need to take revenge and eat as many raging mushrooms as I can

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>Why is everything a "disorder" or a "syndrome"? Maybe I'm just cool.

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>>48205592
you'll have to escape her long enough to get to the market first!

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>>48205545
>she thinks it's cute
yea? well i think she's cute
so take that

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>>48205617
this does not help you escape your predicament. it does make her hornier, though

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>>48205625
fine
i accept my fate as a snek husband
but im gonna flirt with her nonstop even in public as a form of rebellion

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>>48205660
>I'm going to taunt my sex-crazed snake wife by acting cute and romantic in front of her in public
on your own head be it

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>>48205184
white horn after some 'nog

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>>48205221
be very careful, sea sneks are the apophis of the sea

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>>48205718
what does that mean? they're venomous?? they rule evil undersea kingdoms?? they're purple???

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>hellhound tries to charge at me and rape me
>slips on the banana peel I had handy in my back pocket (don't ask why I have one there just to have one)
>falls and hits her skull really hard, starts whining and hissing as she clutches it
Kek get destroyed bitch, let's see you rape me after that.

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>>48205725
Mean. She was just going to rape you a little and you get all huffy about it.

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>>48205597
Not with the magic of Uber Rapes.

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>>48205740
i don't think they pick up married men

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>>48205740
Doordashing to the apophis' palace is crazy

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>>48205724
theyre in the same family as cobras

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>>48205597
No, I will ask directly because I know that she wants it too. Combat drugs with more powerful frugs

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>>48205804
it's not going to be *that* easy, come on. If you want to top for once you're gonna have to earn it

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>>48205816
It will because it's what I truly want, turning into an incubus will make it even easier. I will conquer the sand, bring her the pharaoh as a wedding gift( and sacrifice). You think that grape drug were your ally? You merely adopted the high. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a sober day until I was already a man, baby then it was nothing to me but bindings!

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I will not lose to snakes

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>>48205854
you already have

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>demon lord wins against the chief god, corrupts her and finishes turning the entire world the sex paradise she dreamed of
>eventually the original chief god who actually created the world comes back and sees all of this
>gets incredibly displeased with how everything ended and expected literally anything else than this, gets pissed the fuck off at the chief god and her line of previous chief gods that came after him for failing so hard like they did
>OG CG then declares his intention to wipe everything in existence out and start all over from scratch again
What would the DL do

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>>48205876
she would win against him, corrupt him, and then continue enjoying the world she turned into a sex paradise forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>48205876
Nothing. It's sad but nothing can be done against god.

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>>48205884
kill yourself christcuck

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>>48205884
god is piss easy mate; little manwhore believe it or not. he'll be trapped in his heavenly kingdom getting his brains fucked out by a slime before the week is out trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>48205884
What is a god to a squad of four jrpg protagonists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48205509
I went to the desert in search of exotic drugs.
I found them.
They have great tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48205884
he lost to iron chariots

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a god? How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48205905
exp

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>>48205907
imagine the breastfeeding

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>>48205884
He says this and then god and jesus and buddha and whatever else gets Alped. This is MGE bitch, sex is the only winner no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48204642
BITE HER FIRST

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>>48205884
Don't look up "iron chariots" lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>48205884
>nothing can be done against god
Has to actually exist for you to do something to him first you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>48205907
maybe i shouldn't go to the desert

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't knew that it was such a taboo subject. I will avoid it from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>Open door
>sniddies

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>>48205926
Honestly that'd be my end. It's bad enough that my contract holder could keep me intoxicated with her bites. If I could get the venom straight from the tap, I'd be hooked until she specifically put me in time out in the nubis pen with all the board games until I sobered up.

[Anonymous No.]

you should have known better than to blabber your chirstcuckery shit in this place to begin with

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>>48206037
Jesus fucked a Kejorou anyway, remember that bitch who used her hair to play with his feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206011
The only people here are a bunch of coomer losers, of course they'll hate anything that tells them to do something with their lives instead of whacking off to imaginary monster women

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>>48205897
>>48206037
You’re the one bringing Christianity up out of nowhere, all that dude said was God and that’s apparently enough to trigger you.

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48206063
48206069
https://www.reddit.com/
and don't come back

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>>48206076
Says the one talking like the stock standard reddit atheist. You’re hatebiner for Christianity and white people has never been on topic so stop bringing it up.

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Idgaf what you say you braindead christcuck niggers come here and bring your redditisms and make shitposts like this >>48206063 to shit on the very subject of the thread you willingly entered so get a hint and take your sandnigger religion and fuck off already, you fucking untermensch subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>take your goowhore religion and fuck off already, you fucking untermensch submonster,
said the kiki
>lmao,
said the shog

[Anonymous No.]

suffocating in krampus hag sweater scent. a sweater is a type of bag, right?

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>>48206157
only if she gets you to hook your legs around her waist so you're fully engulfed in it

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>>48205997
This is unfair. The desert and Eros are too powerful, how are you supposed to say no?

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>>48206150
Shog worships her Mastah, though. Checkmate, atheists.

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>>48206150
vaccuum cleaner it is, then

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>>48201697
They can often be found at Hagville's park. Hagassic Park. True living fossils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206301
>vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWSHLPWSHLPPLPLLPSHHWPLWPSHLPWSHWLPBLLLPLTTT

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>>48206301
but what if the vacuum cleaner is already shog?

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>>48204913
I love how this pic always gets a bunch of replies

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see mothers give their daughters advice on socialising with the guy they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206063
why are you in here if you take umbrage with the idea of whacking off to imaginary monster women

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206024
>opening the door
rookie mistake. it was over from the moment you left your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206408
Isnt there a pyrow art of this?

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>>48206426
powerful dragon pounce

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>>48206427
only a panel
she asks what to give anon and her mother (offscreen) shouts "yer virginity"

[Anonymous No.]

>Wine goats invite me to drink
>Ask if they have any cider
>Look at me like this

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>>48205941
all monster girls are embodied buddhas and ascended masters

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>>48206467
Apple cider?

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>>48206490
soldier beetles must be really obvious when they have a crush on a boy
trying so hard to hide their infatuation but unable to stop themselves from looming over him and offering him delicious fruits

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>>48206467
I don't drink.

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>go to bogey therapist
>confess all your woes and everything still afflicting you from before the portals and cry when you get into how all the bread you bake goes flat and you can't do anything right even in this magical new world
>she keeps her chin in a light grip
>didn't take any notes.
>eventually nods and makes a little thinking noise, leaning back in her chair
>laces her fingers and tents her thumbs and indexes
>chews on the inside of her cheek
>gets ready to say something
>nope
>wipes her nose on her arm and makes a slightly sniffly sniff
>nods again, deeper
>stares out the window
>squinch-wiggles her nose and sniffs again
>it's a windy day.
>takes a clipboard from her desk and pens something
>hands it to you. "please fill out this form."
>Do you like hugs? [] YES [] NO [] NOT SURE
>stares at you
>uh
>...tick yes
>hand it back
>she takes a few seconds to read it while nodding
>puts the clipboard down, grabs a different one, and writes something down
>hands it to you. "this too, if you would."
>Do you like me? [] YES [] NO [] NOT SURE
>she crosses her legs and folds her hands on them, looking out the window
>i mean, yes? but. uh jeez... tick not sure.
>hand it back
>reads it for 10 seconds and whispers "not sure. okay."
>deep breath
>grabs a third clipboard, but this one already has something official printed on it
>clicky clicks a pen from a jar
>"with your permission, i'd like to set up a trial course for..."
>"for, uh..."
>takes off her glasses. they rattle as they come to rest on her desk
>meet eyes accidentally as both your eyes wander
>springs out of her chair and dives onto you like a mascot horror antagonist
>it's like being mauled by a tiger but it's a weighted blanket filled with plutonium
>her giant plushy hands shovel under your head and torso and stroke you all over
>feel like a stuffed animal in her embrace
>forehead and cheeks get damp as she covers you in kisses making guilty whimpers
>"i can fix it. i can fix it."
how many stars do you leave in your review

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>>48206503
Yes you do.

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>>48206513
5 stars. i don't want to make my wife sad

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>>48206513
To be honest I'm proud of her for listening for that long without nabbing him

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Everybody asks "where is the spider?" but nobody asks "how is the spider?"

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>>48206582
she's crying because she's a virgin and all her friends make fun of her for it. you can help, anon!

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>be me
>happily married to lich
>well, not officially
>somehow the prospect of getting a catholic priest onboard is even MORE unlikely than I thought
>mass used to be a 3:1 sausage fest where single ladies would make a beeline for the exits afterwards
>now you got all the single guys showing up with mamono, including literal demons
>some of these girls are arguing for the canonization of a “demon lord”
>a succubus named Lilith
>none of the clergy know what the fuck to do
>church on the verge of another schism, the post-portal world has not been kind to her
>I was dreading this, but I’ll have to try with my home parish
>father let’s me into his office before barring his door, I notice he’s got a super soaker with holy water slung over his back
>”Anon, my child, what brings you here?”
>”Father, do you remember that girl I’ve mentioned in confessions?”
>he casts me a playfully accusatory glance
>”You’ve…mentioned many things about her, my boy. Is this going where I think it is?”
>he’s practically giddy now
>“Well yes actually. I know for a fact that...this is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. However, I have to ask: what’s the church’s stance on monster girls?”
>I swear I saw his eye twitch
>”err, well, that’s up in the air at the moment. Though I believe we’re all children of the lord, it would help to know what we’re dealing with. What can you tell me about her?”
>mfw I have to explain to my priest what a lich is
>mfw I saw the light fade from his eyes
Well fuck me, I guess. At least he didn’t say no

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>>48206619
>let’s
Go see the haku. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

Every virgin after 30 will get government assigned kuudere automaton wife

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>>48206696
I'll designate my unit "Ayanami".

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>>48206467
Winegote says she only has plans to have 'Dikkin's Cider'

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>>48206467
I have officially lost to Aunt Winegoat and her friend.

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>>48206467
>Thank you and I'd love to go! but I don't drink alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206696
I want a government assigned kuudere kikimora maidwife
I will molest her

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>>48206696
But I need a government assigned momwife

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>>48206856
The automaton will come with dog ears and chicken legs to resemble Kiki

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>>48206869
Automaton can be your momwife

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>>48206896
No, I need someone softer, warmer and more emotional.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/60511672
Anon makes the mistake of asking his new Kiki what happened in the 1940s.


A second one this month to make 12 for the year. Expanded from a greentext here with the Argie Kiki-bro

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>>48206917
Automatons are made from the most elastic and soft materials known to man and have build in heater inside them and can have momOS installed for a cheap price of 49$

Just accept automaton into your life

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>>48206696
As long as she has a muscular build and willing to give hugs, I accept her.

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>>48204903
Mamonopost on twitter.

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>>48206948
This all sounds so fake, I'm going to flash basic non-sentient cleaning robot firmware into her and await my fox momwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206981
Her armpitpussy is wet

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>>48206946
1940s you say. This must be an old Kiki rather than a new Kiki.

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>>48206885
The only thing I will compromise on is the pointy ears.
Want my vote? Give me a kuudere kikimora maidwife.

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>>48206619
Being a Catholic priest would be extremely painful with the no couples/love rule in a post-portal wolrd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207120
Catholic priests get the Bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207120
Relax, Padre, there are still loli-Alps to be in the 'choir'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207061
>>48207085
Pointy-ear Kikis are peak-Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207129
No, they get sabbath Alps

[Anonymous No.]

These threads need more alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207235
Only oppai Alice's

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207152
This, poking the tip of pointy ears is always fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207275
Super shortstacks.

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>>48206619
Why didnt you get married in a church to Hel? Their priests specialize in undead marriages

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your flavor of kinkymora, anon

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>>48207624
Where's the "milky fertile meido that can barely keep up her professional attitude facade"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207235
Have senko instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207624
CC tomboy kiki with pointy and extra fluffy ears. Will have to deal with a adult chesh as her apprentice maid

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>>48207624
Voluptuous mommy dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48208247
Kiki can't dom you

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>>48208403
They can in a weird way but I don't get the appeal. Kinda like the frog who want to dom a manti, I don't get it

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>>48208403
Kiki can make a perfect dom.
As long as you go by the polish definition of the word "dom".

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>>48208454
She made her own doghouse

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Shoggothdom

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>>48205055
>What was she after, anyway?
Ninjas are very mysterious, so it's hard to say. Maybe she was simply practicing her skills, or showing off to her friends.
Or maybe she was looking to get caught.

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>>48201767
God I fucking love hag saggers

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>>48208538

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>>48208403
it's literally in the profile for the exact kind of lazy slob you are

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>>48208918
I ctrl f femdom on kikimora page and there is 0 results

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>>48206896
kuudere momwife...

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>>48209127
retardanon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209180
Umm that's weird looking Kiki on the right

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>>48209192
Anon...

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>>48209192
it is not your place to question. get back to work, mastah

[Anonymous No.]

I ctrl+f on hellhound page and there's zero results for "femdom"
It's joever, femdom bros...

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[Anonymous No.]

dear HUMANS - if you don't want to be RAPED, why are you so SMALL and CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209328
>le updoots
Fuck off back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209341
give her the fucking upvotes you stupid ape

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209357
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209340
it's just science

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209395
Futa artist btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209238
Always knew hellhouds were good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209438
idc that you can recognize futa artists on sight, i don't see a cock in that picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209180
vore artist btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209395
scientific rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209503
What is spurt spurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209530
an ancient proverb in the language of your penis. Didn't you know it can talk just like Wock's tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209530
a type of small, nocturnal mammal isolated to remote island populations

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209530
i'll tell you when you're older

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209471
Kot artist btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209631
thanks for the warning

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>>48206946
>"Hallo, Mashtah Anon. I ams your assigned Kikimora, unt I vill be your Maido fur zhis Haus. I hav zheze paperz vrom zhe Lilim zhat says zo."
I wish real life was this simple

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>>48209471
His purity radar is over 9000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209471
I have over 12 GB of futa content gathered just as a reference material so I can detect artists who draw futa

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[Anonymous No.]

This is your new neighbor, Miss Holstaur. She just moved in next door to you and looks forward to a respectable, neighborly relationship with you.

[Anonymous No.]

This anime flopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209895
>neighborly relationship with you
The correct neighborly relationship with an older busty neighbor is mating press every night under various pretenses. Like, going from borrowing sugar to plapping in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209895
I look forward to a respaizurily, neighpaizurily relationship with her too...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you see the cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209895
Her pussy is showing why she wears such tight pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209395
this is the correct succ size, they should all be kuudere and taller than me at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209952
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209980
You will be getting shortstack genki succ instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210090
no! NO!!! NOOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209956
They're not that tight. Her pussy is just aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209980
big enough to only need one limb to keep you from escaping her lap while she's doing her paperwork

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to rob the hellhound store

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210153
You know when the succ-eo pulled me from my desk saying she needed a personal assistant I was thinking it was the more clerical variety and less teddy bear

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>>48210090
>easily excitable tit missile primed at all times
Are you sure I didn't just get sent an incredibly busty arch imp cause they were all outta tall succs? I'll take it because she can still easily knock me over with her bohongolongaloos

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>>48210228
Well, you were wrong. She wants a teddy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210228
>>48210265
Scheduled break a little after lunch for succ-eo's daily power nap (you will be snuggled up to her chest (for overtime pay))

[Anonymous No.]

Who's a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

I am gonna steal dark mage's hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210308
dark mage is gonna steal your virginity. fairs fair

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>>48207494
Not entirely sure how the big man would take that, and besides, Hel is NOT an option out here. I know I mentioned the (single) gender imbalance earlier, but nature abhors a vacuum and our diocese was hemorrhaging young people before all this. We’re an outlier. The rest of society is actually pretty normal being this far from the portals, and while Texas is no orderite territory, some counties might as fucking well be.
>be me
>lich wife is obsessed with earth tech
>as I’m replacing the brake pads on the truck, I hear her clear her throat
>”Husband, I have finished cleaning the kitchen, and I’ve set a “caldo” in your “crock pot” for dinner”
>her posture straightens as she speaks, she’s practically beaming for a lich
>she breaks eye contact and starts fiddling with her braid
>”I’ve also noticed we’re running dangerously low on bottled water. It would be prudent to replenish our stockpiles, in the event things were to, as you say, “hit the fan”. We could use the opportunity to visit the electronica bazaar. If you wish.”
>Best Buy. She means Best Buy
>It’s been a while since we’ve had the sheriff called on us, I figure she deserves a treat for good behavior
>take her to town, she spends a couple hours in the lighting section alone
>we have a whole wall covered in Bluetooth rgb lights back home
>I see the manager on the phone, staring at us
>fuck me, I know that stare
>grab wife, she may float but I can feel her dragging her feet
>make it outside
>that Karen called in a clown car of bruisers covered in orderite tats
>”Oi, where you lovebirds going?”
>they’re on the other side of the parking lot, if we can just ge-
>”Do not fear, my love. I shall protect us”
>turn around to see lich holding a .40cal hi-point
>not even proper shooting stance, she’s gripping her belt and holding it sideways above her head like a gangster
>ah, I did meet her in a police evidence locker
>I freeze in horror when I remember that metal takes time to turn to makai materials depending on surface area and DE source strength
>she explicitly swaps out bullets daily for this reason
>before I can stop her she sprays the side of their van and they scram for cover
>I start the truck and she slides over the hood to the passenger side
>as we peel out, she lowers the window and empties another mag
>”Makai kingdoms, represent, ruffians!”
>haul ass down the highway, swap to the backroads to make sure we’re not followed
>she’s been staring at me this whole time
>”Husband? Are you angry?”
>”No.. it’s just.. it might’ve been a bit unnecessary. We’ll probably have to lay low for a while”
>”They were going to hurt us”
>I sigh
>”I know. I know, honey. Better they learn their lesson with us than someone else, I guess”
>she flashes a grin before leaning against me and planting a kiss on my cheek, her voice a whisper
>”I shall always stand upon business, for the one I hold dearest to my heart”
She’s definitely spending too much time with that cholo ocelomeh

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>>48210228
>gets a stressful phone call
>arguing, raised voices
>her grip on you tightens
>pressed so far into her breasts you can barely breathe by the time the call is over
>get some apology doting and petting while you try and get your breath back
the life of a stress ball is not an easy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210298
Latex cyborg albino doggo?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>Enjoying nice cuddle time with goat wife
>Nice and quite
>Warm and comfy
>Watching the fire burn in the fireplace
>Rub your goat wife's belly
>"BBLLLAAAAHHHH"
>Her bleat startles you
>She acts as if nothing happened
They come at the most random times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210400
Half genie and half... what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210261
You can easily tell the difference between a shortstack and an oppai loli by using the following criteria:
>Are the hips wide?
>Are the thighs thick?
>Is the ass fat?
If at least two of the criteria are met, it's a shortstack. Trust me, I'm an expert

[Anonymous No.]

>>48204677
still awaiting for her to get posted, is she even worth posting, how about just a zoom in on the face at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210572
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

malefs can smell the dragon blood running through your veins sorcerer anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I met this cute guy in the park one day and thought my luck's finally turning, so I sat down on the park bench next to him. There he was just daydreaming, looking at the clouds and shit and I was hammered so I sez to him whacha dreaming about and he turns to me and he says
>I need about tree-fiddy
Of course it was then I realized that the cute boy on the park bench was actually an eight storey crustacean from the paleozoic era
The Loch Ness monstah

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210758
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210758
Dovahkiin!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210768
I want to poke her nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210942
>booping drunk auntsters on the nose
Who would do such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210960
Someone who is also drunk and love petting her

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Big ol constrictor lamias. Gyaru mode optional but recommended

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211182
I can take it. I can handle the squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211182
It's rare that I'm interested in that much woman, however...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still date a monster girl if she was pro-skub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206946
>"Jawohl, mein Mashtah. I coulds schmell zheir schtinky breaths like now zhe Filzhy Tanukis schmells.
I got that reference.

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>>48209328
Uppies >> Carrying her on your shoulders with her wet pussy frotting on your neck >>> walking down the street with a leg-lock front-carry bouncing on Anon's D with every step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211230
Imagine your finding your perfect monster wife only to find out she's pro-skub.

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>>48207624
>get issued 2 Kikis
>Academy papers say 1 is Sub, 1 is Dom
>they both start cooking cleaning etc as normal
>first night the little yellow-eyed Kiki brings the red-eyed Kiki to Mashtah's bed
>Yellow is in a leather corset and stockings
>Red is crawling naked on a collar and leash
>Y puts her heel talon on R's head
>"Furst you vill cleans our Mashtah's arsch vith your tongue vhile I cleans his cokk."
>
>Just when Anon gets used to all this, in week 2 they switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>48207120
I imagine most people would stop being Christian/Muslim/Jewish all together when portals open
>God who hasn’t done anything or given any signs in the last 2000 years
>Gods who are actively interacting and helping their believers through direct intervention and through their angels

[Anonymous No.]

Need cait siths with angels wings for egyptians to worship.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I live in the frozen Arctic no sandworms can get me now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211022
Man has lusted for monster girls since the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210758
yeah but otohimes can smell the alcohol running through my veins from much further away

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Need girlfailure demon wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211473
>hebi's face when she hides your phone but you don't care because nobody ever calls you anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211390
Religion is faith more than reason, so maybe not most but many. You can bet your biscuits there wouldn't be any new recruits though.

Dealing with monsterized parishioners would be absolute hell, too. Imagine your most devout followers turning into demons because they shared a bus with a succubus that never even looked at them. Imagine them still wanting to worship God after that.
>"Uh..."

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

need girlsuccess demon wife to save my from my boyfailure life

[Anonymous No.]

>>48209895
cow

[Anonymous No.]

Creampie sex with the bros!
Childbearing party night with my buddy!
Impregnation bloopers with the bestie!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211604
Childbirthing workout with my pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211604
Lifting weights with gigachad alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211588
https://www.pussyspace.com/vid-4498762-anri-okita-erotic-tights-fhd-part-3/
This but with an OL demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211662
Want to work It at a monster girl office and have all the OL monster girls try to hit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211719
i would literally do anything for a high-powered demon executive to hire me on as her sex-pet 'intern'

[Anonymous No.]

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>>48211883
Spider girls need more art of them in cute dresses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211883
pretty spider

[Anonymous No.]

Druella pledges portal development to TRIPLE funding after SHOCKING discovery of DISGUSTING conditions of earth ritual known as COMMUTING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211917
I'm pretty sure bapho-chan is embezzling most of the funds at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>48211934
I like seeing elves in all the finery that suggests they have an ancient and thriving culture.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>48211917
"I am disgusted and shocked" Druella said in an interview to Rataeurs. "Work is important, but someone shouldn't have to sit in a small metal box for over an hour each day to get there. Only mimics and genies should be sitting in small metal boxes."
We contacted noted Earth experts Dr Haku and Dr Grem to learn more about this strange earthen ritual. "It is quite puzzling. They have the ability to work remotely and yet still sit in these long queues all day. There's still much work to be done though. We aren't sure why they use their horns so much. Perhaps it makes the vehicles go faster."

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211956
>radiation colors
>claws
>scary looking
>probably accidentally cut you
Now that's a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to wizard school
>Only learning spells like Greater Pleasure Rune, Enlarge Buttocks and Lube
>Only alchemy I’ve done is making fertility enhancement potions and aphrodisiacs
>Only enchanted stuff I made was a rope that would automatically shibari someone, and pasties that stop milky monsters from leaking
>Meanwhile the girl class is learning cool stuff like fireballs and icelances

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>>48211982
your own fault for going to school instead of learning from random schizos on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211982
>*fullballs and *stifflances

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>>48211999
>Trust schizo on turtle milking forum
>Gave you directions to summon a dozen baby crazy hag hellhounds
>Instead of the promised demon
>Can’t practice magic now cause you got a bunch of hellhound pups and their moms eager for a second litter

[Anonymous No.]

Danger girls.

[Anonymous No.]

How will monster girls deal with drugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48206696
What if I like being single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212047
Fuck off with your literal prostitute series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212081
Heroin has nothing on monster pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212081
They will get high on another type of crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212081
>Snorting strange pink powder off a cupid's wing
>Doing a line of zipangese coke off an oni's ass
>Hotboxing a hotel room with a wonderworm
>Roid rape with minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212110
You're not thinking. They're like super alps.
>have crazy alp sex
>potion wears off
>now you can chill with your bro for real
>at night just chug another potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212081
Monster girls will become the new drug

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212153
>Cheshire says she's going to get you addicted to crack
>she's talking about her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212217
Thanks for explaining the joke, Anon. Wurmie didn't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212114
Would that give toxoplasmosis too or only anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212176
>They're like super Alps
One is a literal hermaphrodite. The rope and chair are right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212286
I assume the rope is for the hermaphrodite to tie me down to the chair? Then I can't possibly get away from her
MASSIVE
FUTA
COCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>48211982
you can disable almost any of those stupid nerds by upcasting and doublecasting enlarge buttocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212309
This but with boobies.
Just imagine a cute lil devil completely incapacitated via her bluebies becoming larger than she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurs with absolutely shredded back muscles from carrying around giant milk jugs all day

[Anonymous No.]

>go to farm
>expect jacked minos and holsts with huge tits
>get jacked minos and holsts with huge tits
>also a really angry gremlin in a combine harvester with a modified gun who demands you fuck someone or get off her property

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212393
Is the Gremlin a shortstack? Cause I can do it with her if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212395
>Does the gremlin working at a farm for milk have huge tits herself to test the milking machines?
likely. likely child-bearing hips. potentially large ass (not miss donkey). still short and can't sit on a haybale herself without automaton giving her a lift.

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>>48212408
>Get gremlin gf
>Don't understand that she's not just a smol catgirl
>Keep trying to feed her meat-heavy dishes
>All she does is drink the BBQ sauce and look irritated
>Try to give her workshop more enrichment
>It's mostly just cardboard boxes
>She makes them into a crude cardboard killer robot
What a strange kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212385
Lickable backs.
>>48212393
Obviously, why else would I come to a Holstaur farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212467
she is kot-like in some ways. after having a creative burst she may seek a warm, soft place to curl up. being a kot, she is excellent at finding the best place to sleep (often her husband's lap/face).
give her kotnip or ear scritches and you can revert the irritable, crazy, genius gremlin into mere molly.

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>>48212474
you can't be tempted by the gotes or minos or horses with holst-sized tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212482
If any of the other girls want to join in I'll absolutely oblige but my primary target is a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212489
haha cow bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212478
Would do so many ear scritches

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212482
I would be tempted by a gote, but only if she has horizontal pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212530
1000%, a Holstaur would merely need to exist in the same room as me and I’d propose to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212482
cow is a state of mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212830
Does that mean I can become cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212835
Yes Alp-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212830
All monsters evolve into cow, this is a net benefit for mankind.
Hags? Childhood friends? JK's? Who cares, cow always wins. Nice, simple, hardworking baby-crazed cowgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I can milk them

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212941
Would you a cat cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48212941
Crabs BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213103
at the end of everything, only cow and crab will remain. they will face each other in a final confrontation and then only 1 will remain

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213118
Devil bug. Somehow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213137
Cockroach milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213159
Tastes... kinda spicy, kinda numbing.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's Pestilence??

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213118
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213270
San Francisco?

[Anonymous No.]

Even the fish have to adapt.

[Anonymous No.]

I simply cannot lose to cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213362
Congratulations, you've won a cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213377
How big is this cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213383
A head taller than you, with breasts size of your head too.

[Anonymous No.]

My god, Anon, just because she has big tits and wears a cowprint bikini doesn't mean she is a cow. I will not stand for this bovine erasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213449
What more does she need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213456
gotta have the cowbell. ear tag optional

[Anonymous No.]

I sent Miss Lich a growth potion spiked with Holstaur milk as a prank and now she's dealing with the cumbersome side effects to this day. She can hardly even levitate because of how big her chest is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stuck in a horrible spiral loop of pain and torment from a hostile force trying to trick you into making it stronger
>Suddenly strange women with horns and wings crack into the pocket dimension you've been trapped in for years, wave their fingers and leave to go find other people in your situation
>Now instead of being tormented by past trauma and attacked by shadow demons you get offered a blowjob by the shadow demons turned voluptuous shadow demon ladies that are also trying to help you find a way out so they get find their own man
Thanks, monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

would he ever do a schrodinger cat, or is that too abstract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213515
He should man up and do the Christian God as a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213515
Makes me think of an undead Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213449
prove it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213524
This, the christcuck seethe would be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213573
Do you ever stop crying about Christians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213584
why do you care so much what I hate, fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213395
Too small
I want my money back

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213587
You must want people to care if you keep bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48203818
>X years later
>hear her voice in my head again, as throbbing black echoes from the deep waters of my tainted consciousness
>"Sweetheart, can you pick up some eggs on the way home?"
>"YOUR WILL BE DONE, MY MASTER" I declare aloud from the waiting room at the bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213589
Height, chest, or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213596
>can't help but take offense to someone openly trashing shitstians
>projecting how much you care onto me
nobody gives a shit if someone picks on the poor zombie worshipers but you fuck off kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213573
>>48213587
>>48213611
Sorry I must have gotten the wrong board, I thought this was the monster girl thread not the “I hate religion” thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213618
yes this is a monster girl thread so I don't understand why christcuckolds like you keep coming here, maybe you should leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213635
Reddit should be more welcoming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213635
You seething and shutposting every thread at an imagined enemy does nothing for whatever cause you think you’re fighting for. Talk about monster girls or get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213640
reddit hates discrimination though, maybe you'd find better company there?

>>48213644
dumb fucking moron, I remember the various times christcuckolds came here with anti-loli shitposting and ruined the thread, fuck off
vermin westoids that hate japanese culture and want to infuse it with their subhuman west ideals shouldn't be allowed in this place

[Anonymous No.]

white men belong to desert dogs

[Anonymous No.]

getting awful holy in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213660
>reddit hates discrimination though
lol
>>48213666
I don't know about those numbers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213660
Ok? And how does that justify you continuously bringing it up out of nowhere? Nobody cares about how much you hate Christians and love to talk about it and assume anybody who doesn’t obviously must be Christian themself, talk about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213673
Unholy still has the word "holy" in it so it counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213703
That's unbelievable, which contains "believable", but that contains "lie".

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213695
again, oddly defensive over me hating zombie worshipers
you seem to be mentally retarded as well, since I clearly responded to a post that brought it up first >>48213524 but roll with whatever you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213703
the line gets a little blurry sometimes

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>>48213716
You’re incapable of reading so I’ll put it plainly for you, though I doubt you’ll take any of it to heart. Nobody cares, literally all people are here for is monster girls, nobody wants to watch you rage and seethe, stop bringing it up and people will stop calling you the fag that you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Alp music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K59Lnt4bNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213604
Mostly the chest

[Anonymous No.]

>Make the prettiest monster girl alive
>If you stare into her beautiful eyes you freeze up
>Can’t hug her
>Can’t run your fingers through her snake hair
>Can’t whisper lewd things into her ear
>Can’t share a kiss while staring into each other’s eyes
Why is the monster lord so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that now is the true season snake snuggling as they try to keep warm in the cooling fall weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213729
You're incapable of human cognitive functions so I'll put it plainly for you, suck my balls and get fucked by an electric cake whisk I'll piss on who I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213755
Ok, just go do it somewhere where it’s on topic newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213764
I've been defending loli here for years, I'm not going to leave anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>I've been defending loli here
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213746
tt really is starting to get cold, so I can understand snakes. Sleeping bags must be popular with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213805
Sleeping bags.
Thermal blankets.
Sneks have modernized to combat the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213805
if you're cold, she's cold! sneak into a snek's sleeping bag in the middle of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213805
Imagine getting pulled under a kotatsu and being completely surrounded by snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213819
But I am not cold
I am, however, suffering from crippling loneliness

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213831
Same solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213933
thanks eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213978
She's doing great work, so does Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214119
Yeah but her agents keep infiltrating the thread as we saw earlier, you’d think with their bodies they’d be worse at stealth than they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214175
I thought they were open about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210189
So what if this goth latex babe turns out to be a little bit of a psychotic hellspawn. I mean, she loves me, right? How can you dislike someone just because they're prone to getting addicted to pronebone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48210330
rare based edgy-irl green

[Anonymous No.]

3 more days before vacation, may I get isekaied in MGE in the returning plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213744
BLEHpilled monsters are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214189
You’ve just never seen a cow ninja before, and you never will until it’s too late, once they take off the bell they vanish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214319
Just listen to the sloshing.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss the chesh? You look like you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214433

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214433
You're gonna marry a Devil Bug or a Beelzebub instead of Cheshire if you don't clean up your folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214440
>how cheshy looks at you when you put her (used) panties on your head and speak exclusively in Bane quotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214442
Sorry, don't take the chesh away
>>48214457
Seems like a normal tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213515
How would that work?
>mimic chest
>Anon sticks his D in a gloryhole in the chest
>50/50% chance its a live Kot in there, or Anon is fucking a dead Kot
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214598
It's simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214604
Anon gets a pizza delivered
Anon sticks his D into the pizza box without opening it
>50:50 odds that Anon has his dick in melted cheese and tomato paste

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214604
MY THINGS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire would end up conditioning me into wanting to kiss her butt and thinking kissing her face is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT be TOM'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214716
Choose a cool Chesh who use her teleport to steal kisses instead of butt on the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214744
>t. man who lost to cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214762
You don't choose Chesh. Chesh chooses you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214780
True and false, it's a mutual conquest if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214771
He could have lost to dogs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Zanzibart... forgive me...

[Anonymous No.]

Gun love pew pew

[Anonymous No.]

I would become a slave to chesh's ass. My face would smell of chesh butt constantly. I couldn't get the taste of her crack off my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48213270
India?

[Anonymous No.]

I need the cuddliest wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215198
anon if you say this out loud then the chesh will just use her boobs to troll you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214970
>Anubis explains the deep lore of latest rollslop game for 8 hours with no breaks

[Anonymous No.]

anubis... you must stop playing the map painting games... Desertium Kingdoms IV can wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48214970
>Zanzibar
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215312
She cant roll through my tongue entering her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

I don't find chesh funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215458

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215458
try eating her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215461
chesh after i throw a cut onion at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215458
Memecat fears the professional comedian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215312
That's nothing, schedule dog makes me watch different Spyro the Dragon 1:20 world records side by side in the hopes of finding routes that will help her shave off seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215702
She exposes cheaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216028
>Miss Hebi not sure what to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216028
Ain't no shame in kinging like kong sometimes, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>48215596
I love bogies SO DAMN MUCH.
Also the thought of bogie having such a long, prehensile tongue and sharp teeth is both scary and very hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Insert penis in hebi cloaca for massive damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216153
I don't want to get damaged.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M MADE OF METAL
MY PUSSY GLEAMS
MODE SET TO SEXUAL
I KEEP YOUR BALLS CLEAN
ERECTED PENIS ELECTRIC THIGHS
UNPROTECTED DICK WRUNG DRY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216859
Don't worry, the only one getting damaged are ThOSe WhOREs

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216943
i dont want automaton mass surveilance. she might watch me shower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216944
>ThOSe WhOREs
For the last time, those are my biological mom and aunt and they have living husbands on top of that.
If you don't stop making scenes around them I'll lock you up in the snek shed when I come to visit my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216984
you'll be assigned to the shower cube

[Anonymous No.]

>>48216984
It's not mass surveillance if it's just one Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217009
yeah but the robot weighs a ton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217009
It's just ass serveillance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217042
>>48217054
Dump truck does have to weigh a lot, so this checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>yan robutt surveillance
>it's just her standing over you while you sleep
>watching
>staring
>drooling

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217104
The rare, kuudere yan that only breaks her kuudere when watching (you) sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217114
Will she try to join me in bed, and if yes then should I invite her before it happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217145
you don't want robutt entering sleep mode while she's mid-rape/cuddle. it won't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217145
Of course she'll join you, in your bed is the best place for her to gaze at your fa- KEEP WATCH over you.
Just ignore the sound that is kinda like giggling, its an ultra-encoding system she has to ensure no-one else can see the footage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217104
Why is robot drooling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217200
To vacate coolant fluid that has overheated

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217159
I will invite her, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217104
>>48217205
>Drooling cooling fluid
>Pervert hag swirl eyes are just loading circles
>Heavy breathing is to regulate heat
>Can hear a fan in her whining in horny passion
>Sweating oil profusely, smells of sex lube.
im in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

If a yan Automaton started monitoring me very closely, I'd be clingy towards her, so I might as well start calling her wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48217235
hex maniac automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

Yam Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

yarn automaton

[Anonymous No.]

succ

[Anonymous No.]

Stinky hellhound smells awful, dirty bitch! Has never seen a shower or bath. I hope she rapes me uuoooohhhh!