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48198 No.48198 [Reply] [Original]

Sure, there's threads ABOUT the japanese language

Are there any threads IN Japanese language?

さあ皆さん、ここで日本語を話してくれる!そして僕の文法を治して・・

えっと、話題は・・今の日本に住んでいる人はだれですか?どうだ、それ?
天気や住宅や仕事の事を教えてくれる

>> No.48658
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>>48627
Holy shit, you shut me up. I'd better suck your dick.

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Thanks to all of your replies, this thread lasted over an hour. GG

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>>49528
I shall provide.

Also you can try deciphering the moonspeak on the pic.

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There were never such fierce words in /a/! We treated you so nicely. Come back everyone, won't you?

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50627

これはドムです。

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>> No.48219

さげる

>> No.48238

超さげ

>> No.48261

OH FUCKING COME ON IT'S A JAPANESE BOARD

>>48219
>>48238

FUCK YOU CUNTS

>> No.48269

このサイトについて

>> No.48281

こんにちは。

>> No.48302

みって!みって!日本語のタイピングです!
ワイー!

>> No.48315

It's people like you that make this board suck.

>> No.48352

>>48302
>>48315


You are missing the point of this thread faggots

I am not trying to impress anyone with my oh-so-meager Japanese 'skills'

I was trying present the irony that on a 4chan board dedicated to Japan there were no threads in Japanese and change that

good going faggots

>> No.48368

( ̄ー ̄)自殺しろ

>> No.48383

There's a reason everyone here is sage-ing you. Take the hint and leave quietly.

>> No.48375

你們好!

>> No.48384

>>48368
( ´∀`) オマエモナー

>> No.48389

逝ってよし

>> No.48394

sage

>> No.48403

Yeah I don't mind japanese language threads but this is just going too far. Some boundries must not be crossed, even on 4chan.

>> No.48410

>>48383

MOAR LIKE SAME FAGGOT AMIRITE?

If not then you're all a bunch of cunts, enjoy your english weeaboo faggotry

>> No.48411

>>48383
>>48394
>>48403
>>48315
Same fucking person.

>> No.48421

FUCK TONS OF THREADS IN JAPANESE HERE.

http://www.2chan.net/

>> No.48428

>>48410
>>48411

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE THAT I MIGHT BE WRONG, ERGO ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME MUST ALL BE ONE PERSON. I WOULD NOT EVEN CONSIDER THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I COULD BE IN A MINORITY HERE.

>> No.48429

Bumping this just for the hell of it.

>> No.48453

>>48428

You are a blind faggot.

>If not then you're all a bunch of cunts, enjoy your english weeaboo faggotry

>If not

>If

>> No.48463

>>48453

No one likes you, go away already.

>> No.48484

>>48463

Just for that, I'm going to come back here and start the same thread everyday until you like it

>> No.48472

シットストーム

>> No.48490

>>48472
糞嵐

>> No.48517

moon

>> No.48528

>>48484

Holy jesus, you are a gigantic faggot.

>> No.48532

>>48484

Oh fucking no, the big bad tripfag is going to make a thread that's just going to get sagebombed by different people every day. That's sure going to put us back in our place. Way to stick it to the man.

>> No.48548

>>48532
>>48528

FUCK YES YOU GOT IT

>> No.48538

セージするばかたちはみんな恥ずかしいなあ。。

>> No.48552

>>48472
w

>> No.48565

>>48538
>>セージ

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO

>> No.48584

>>48538
Protip: Sage isn't pronounced that way.

>> No.48588

>>48490
くそあらし?
I like it.

>> No.48592

>>48403
I don't see a problem. We've had threads about learning Japanese, so the next logical step is threads IN Japanese. Are you embarrassed that you spend all your free time watching anime wishing you knew fapanese rather than learning it, because you're a tubby, useless waste of matter?
こんな豚やり

>> No.48601

>>48584
I will transliterate how I damn well please.

>> No.48602

>>48592
hello there OP.

>> No.48605

>>48403
Fuck's sake, I'd rather it be IN japanese than "do the japanese" language faggotry.

>> No.48615

>>48602
PROTIP: >>48592 is not a tripfag

>> No.48627

>>48615
YEAH BECAUSE REMOVING IT TO MAKE A REPLY IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. OH YOU GOT ME.

>> No.48640

>>48592

Actually I do know Japanese, being half Jap and all. But, because I actually know it, and not know maybe 10 words that I feel compelled to spam every-fucking-where because I think that might make me sound more fluent, these half-constructed, poorly-written shit that you call Japanese tick me off as much as going to a Japanese board and seeing their pathetic attempts at English would annoy you.

Please, think of the competent people.

>> No.48656

>>48602
>>48219
>>48238
>>48302
>>48315
>>48368
>>48383
>>48394
>>48403
>>48428
>>48463
>>48472
>>48532
>>48627

>> No.48678

>>48656

You have severe narcissism issues if you think anyone in this thread still cares about you. The debate has moved on to the other fag asking why Japanese is bad.

>> No.48697

This tripfag is a 10/10 troll and you all fell for it. Nicely trolled, OP.

>> No.48699

Why are tripfags always such retarded, egotistical, useless mounds of shit?

>> No.48700

>>48640

>Actually I do know Japanese, being half Jap and all. But, because I actually know it, and not know maybe 10 words that I feel compelled to spam every-fucking-where because I think that might make me sound more fluent, these half-constructed, poorly-written shit that you call Japanese tick me off as much as going to a Japanese board and seeing their pathetic attempts at English would annoy you.

Once again, missing the point of this thread

>文法を治して
>I am not trying to impress anyone with my oh-so-meager Japanese 'skills'
>I was trying present the irony that on a 4chan board dedicated to Japan there were no threads in Japanese and change that

>> No.48688

>>48640

>
Actually I do know Japanese, being half Jap and all. But, because I actually know it, and not know maybe 10 words that I feel compelled to spam every-fucking-where because I think that might make me sound more fluent, these half-constructed, poorly-written shit that you call Japanese tick me off as much as going to a Japanese board and seeing their pathetic attempts at English would annoy you.

Once again, missing the point of this thread

>文法を治して
>I am not trying to impress anyone with my oh-so-meager Japanese 'skills'
>I was trying present the irony that on a 4chan board dedicated to Japan there were no threads in Japanese and change that

>> No.48728

>>48700

Once again, no one gives two shits about what you think the point of this thread should be. The point of this thread is now "why white people shouldn't be trying to speak Japanese in these boards."

>> No.48717

>>48699

I can be the same asshole without my tripcode

>> No.48742

>>48728

faillogic

>/jp/ - Japan/General

>> No.48745

>>48198
がんばって、OP.

>> No.48768

>>48742

RIGHT, BECAUSE THE NAME OF A BOARD IS AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHAT PEOPLE CAN TALK ABOUT AMIRITE.

To prove this, I am going to post jPop in /mu/ and tohou in /v/. SURELY THEY WILL ACCEPT ME.

>> No.48775

>>48728
If you can't read it then don't read it, simple as that.

>> No.48780

>/jp/ - Japan/General
>/jp/ - Japan
>Japan
>日本

>> No.48798

>>48780
see
>>48768

>> No.48804

>>48768

>RIGHT, BECAUSE THE NAME OF A BOARD IS AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHAT PEOPLE CAN TALK ABOUT AMIRITE.

This is the cancer killing /jp/ - Japan/General

>> No.48813

>>48640
Being half-jap doesn't mean you know Japanese, so fuck off. Sorry my years of studying Japanese aren't good enough for you.

>> No.48832

>>48804

Don't know if that's sarcasm or not, but you're dead on. Moot made /jp/ because of all the extra shit in /a/, not for the other boards to vent their pent-up weeabooism.

>> No.48846

So where IS one allowed to type in Japanese for the purposes of learning?

I agree that when Japanese is used to circlejerk it is annoying and those people should be shot, but what about those who have a genuine interest in linguistics?

>> No.48833

>>48768
/ck/ is nothing but shitty weeaboo food so why not spread that shit to other boards?

>> No.48860

>>48813

We speak Japanese at home and I spent 15 years of my life in Japan.

But yes. Clearly your shitty one year of high-school Japanese trumps my fucking native level. I bow before your superior knowledge of my own fucking language.

>> No.48882

>>48860

prove it faggot

oh wait, you're a lying cunt and you can't

>> No.48889

>>48870
A REAL forum without trolls. Hint: Certainly not 4chan

>> No.48870

>>48832
read the sticky in /jp/
the stickin in /a/ is for them to understand when to post in /a/ and when the gtfo, that doesn't mean that is the only purpose.

>> No.48871

>>48846
so start a thread talking about why learning japanese as your native language fucks up the palate so bad that you cant pronounce other languages

>> No.48892

>>48846

2ch? No clue, but not here. The jap-go spoken on the internets is quite different from the jap-go you'll learn in class anyways.

>> No.48934

this thread sux

>> No.48940

>>48846
there have been many threads doing exactly this since /jp/ was formed. have you been paying attention?

there is also a huge fucking thread in /lang/ but that is a text board and heaven forbid anyone around here venture there.

>> No.48952

>>48882

Why the fuck should I need to prove anything? I was explaining why I didn't like having to deal with the broken japanese you people type, not boasting to raise e-peen levels.

Furthermore, why are you still in this thread? You're not part of the argument anymore. Go find someone else to bother.

>> No.48956

くそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそくそ

>> No.49003

watushi wa nihawngo gar wakalmasin

>> No.49011

>>48952

You seem to misunderstand the very meaning of the word bother

By staying here I am accomplishing just that

>> No.49037

糞スレ立てておめでてーなー

>> No.49038

archive this

>> No.49047

>>48952
Apparently you ARE trying to boost your e-peen.
"My Japanese is better than EVERYONES lulz"
Even though I'm sure many of us know a significant amount of moonspeak.

>> No.49054

>>49011

I love that you want to try to speak Japanese when you can't even deal with English properly.

>> No.49093

>>49054

yeah lol my english is great aint it

>> No.49124

>>49047

I'm fucking Anon. What's the point of boosting my e-peen? I'm explaining why people in general don't like posting in Japanese. That's it. The only reason I even brought up my own fluency was to swat down the twat who claimed he knew more than I did.

>> No.49148

>>49124

Yeah, nice going too. You haven't managed to swat anything down BTW, thread and OP are both still here

>> No.49185

>>49148

You suck at English man, seriously. "swatting down" means to counter an argument in a dismissive fashion. And again, no one cares about if you're here or not. Obviously no one can force anyone out of a thread. Equally obvious is the fact that the only reason you're still floating around is to troll.

>> No.49237

>>49185

You could have easily allowed it to fall into obscurity by not replying at all. Instead, here you are, garnering yet another response. Really, Anon, how disappointing.

>> No.49230

???????????

>> No.49256

>>49237
tripfag is a fag

>> No.49269

>>49256
anonyfag is a fag

>> No.49293

/jp/ - Weeaboo Faggotry

/jp/ =/= Japan/General

>> No.49291

>>49237

I respond because I have nothing better to do. If you think you're somehow wasting my time, I'm afraid your wrong. I enjoy pointing out all the flaws and problems in your arguments, and you continue to supply me with your faulty shit. I don't know why, but I'm sure you enjoy it, else you wouldn't be doing it, so it's a win-win. I get to correct you, you get to post, and other anon get to laugh at how retarded you are.

>> No.49317

pre-nighttime /jp/ is officially made of fail.

>> No.49339

>>49293
How the fuck are you able to separate the two without removing your own brain? Japan General = Weeaboo Faggotry. For fuck's sake, THIS! IS! 4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>> No.49361

>>49317
That's pretty much how all of 4chan is, these days.

And a fair portion of the internet in general.

>> No.49364

>>49317
Agreed. And just for the record, tripfriend is not a tripfag.

>> No.49378

>>49291
Correct his Japanese, then, if it's wrong. I'm assuming that you're the half-Japanese dude from earlier... I haven't been paying too much attention. I'd like it if you had more tolerance for people trying to practice foreign languages. The weaboos here and the reverse weaboos in Japan weren't lucky enough to have grown up immersed in two different languages.

And Roy, uhhhhhhm. Maybe you wouldn't be targeted so much if you weren't a tripfag... maybe. I guess I like that you're defending your thread but uhhh don't let yourself get sucked into dragged out arguments on the internet...

>> No.49368

>>49291

Well, let's see. You're pointing out the flaws and problems in my arguments, and you think other Anon are watching you and having fun, right? That's nice and all, but have you actually pointed out any actual flaws in any 'arguments' of mine? You're replying with bullshit just as faulty. The meaning of "Swat down" in the context that used isn't something most everyday people would know. I've been looking through Google, Yahoo, an actual paper-book dictionary and I can't find the bullshit you're talking about. "Swat Down" doesn't bring up anything argument oriented.

>means to counter an argument in a dismissive fashion

Bullshit. If I can't find it, then for all I know you're making it up to make yourself look smart. What a faggot.

>> No.49391

>>49291

Also, your post basically translates into

>I'm an attention whore

>> No.49401

hay guys am i doing it rite?

>> No.49410

>>49378

This better? It's not like it matters to me, I just want to embody everything that >>49291 seems to hate

>> No.49432

>>49401
のいtsぃけてぃs

>> No.49449

>>49432
おmgようcanたlkぃけてぃsとお!

>> No.49454

>>49410
No we all already know who you are. You lost Anon's support when you used a tripcode in the first place. "Yeah I'll use a tripcode so all the waps see how cool I am with my Japanese skills ^___^"

>> No.49444

god damnit people will you stop having stupid arguments?
do you realise you're fighting over senseless shit?
get back to yourselves already

>> No.49468

this board would be better with forced anon

>> No.49458

>>49364
in what wouldn't he be a tripfag?

>> No.49476

>>49468
Seconded

>> No.49469

>>49449
いぇあひtsmyべstじゃぱねせkのwぇdげ

>> No.49487

ユウ・ムウン・スピック?

>> No.49494

>>49468
I don't know if that would even change a thing.
anonymous arguing with another anonymous, trips agains trips, this is going to hell.

>> No.49500

hell? welcome to 4chan!

>> No.49522

>>49500
normally in 4chan, rage is contained in just a thread or two.
by browsing, you can see every thread is housing some passionate argument about a pointless thing.

>> No.49524

>>49511
newfag

>> No.49511

>>49468
YOUR FACE WOULD BE BETTER WITH FORCED ANON

>> No.49526

why are you guys all saging the op, I think a Japanese thread is a good idea.

>> No.49528

browsing /jp/ i see too much 2d and not enough 3d

>> No.49529

ダメだ、このスレ

日本語で

>> No.49540

I AM NOW WRITING IN JAPANIZZLE

>> No.49557

日本語でみんな喋る!
実は誰も気にせんけんどうでも良かばいw

>> No.49565

>>49368
If you honestly, seriously don't know what it means to "swat down and argument", I'm a bit scared. I was kidding when I said your English is sub-par, but I guess I wasn't that far off the mark. And, again, I don't care about what you know or what you think. I respond to make fun of you for myself and for any other anon passing by.
>>49378
If you want the full story, I'll give it. I insult and vilify you people because you obsess over a culture that you know next to nothing about, and idealize something that is far from perfect. I see all these threads about how Japan is "super cool" and how someone wishes they could live there. I have not seen one thread talking about the rampart corruption, alcoholism, abuse, and general fucked-up nature of Japanese Society. You idealize Japan without even bothering to know what the society actually is. There's a god damn reason every single Japanese kid wants to move to America as soon as they can afford to. You've got it so much better than us, and you take it completely for fucking granted. Worse, you use a culture you don't understand to try to patch imaginary gaps in your own society.

If you want to actually learn about Japan, real Japan, I'm all for it. If you want to learn it as an excuse to further your own faulty idealism, then I've got an issue.

>> No.49566

>>49540
How did you get so good at moonspe
ak?

>> No.49569

>>49526
Because we have these threads about 3 times a day, yet people still claim to be original on the idea.

>> No.49602

>>49566
practice

>> No.49635

>>49540
translation: OMG I COME TO OSAKA AND HAVE SUCH A FUN TIME WITH EVERYONE. SUCH HAPPY DAY! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! ZERG RUSH ^______________^

>> No.49636

>>49565
I'd actually enjoy you posting a thread about "real" Japan. No sarcasm there, seriously.

>> No.49650

>>49565

Oh golly, look at that! Japan suffers from the same corruption and malfeasances that America, Europe, and other non third-world countries do! Wow, totally blowing my mind there partner!

NOTE: I added malfeasance because it sounds like a word you'd know, faggot.

>> No.49690

>>49650

lol Europe=Country

Man, maybe I really should polish my English speaking/writing skills. Regardless, this is not /sp/ - Spelling and Punctuation. This is /jp/, which, according to anon, should be about the shit that happens in KEEPIN' IT REAL Japan. No problems there, why don't you take the initiative on that?

>> No.49708

>>49635
surprisingly, this is actually a pretty accurate translation

>> No.49718

>>49636
I probably will when I'm semi-drunk and browsing /jp/ over the weekend. If you see a tl;dr about Japan being fucked up, it'll probably be by me.

>>49650
You really, honestly have no clue what you're talking about. It's comforting, in a way. I can be assured that regardless of my own failures, there is no way I could ever fall as far as how high you could possibly climb.

>> No.49734

>>49708
i know it is accurate, i actually speak the language, but i gotta 4chan-ify it ;)

>> No.49735

>>49592

Today has come. Thank you so much <3 ?? something there was a lot of fun time with everyone. It was a happy day THANK YOU SO MUCH

>> No.49740

>>49650
Why have you called this anon faggot on many occasions?

>this is not /sp/ - Spelling and Punctuation.
Actually, /sp/ is sports :(

>> No.49748

in other news... has anyone here seen a drunk in japan piss on a vending machine? I saw it happen 3 different times while I was there, and I am wondering if it is a common thing

>> No.49752

>>49650
>>49636
http://www.thejapanfaq.com/FAQ-Primer.html
Enjoy your aids.

>> No.49759

これはペンです。

>> No.49765

>>49740

Because any other insult would be too advanced for his limited vocabulary. Don't worry, people like that exist. You just have to nod and smile, give them a badge, and make them think they're worth something. They make diligent workers.

>> No.49769

>>49752
http://www.thejapanfaq.com/FAQ-Prices.html

>> No.49814

I only know one word of nip.

>> No.49855

>>49718
Wow, setting yourself really high there, aren't you? I'm really looking forward to your shitty drunken spiel, slut. Maybe I'll find out about how your birth father raped you as a child and caused you to have severe transgender issues growing up, causing you to cut off your male genitalia and take hormone suppressant pills. Or maybe you'll bitch and whine about how your you got circle-jerked on by 50-100 bullies in high-school, I heard that was pretty popular in Japan. Maybe your dad was stuck working for the same company day after day, year after year and he dragged you to America where he could suck less corporate cock and get paid more. I don't know.

Ideally I'd be the supreme dictator of this world, but that won't be happening anytime soon and without a shitload of work, careful planning, and perfect execution. Don't confuse me for one of those sad weeaboo fucks who circle jerk around Japan. They just have stuff over there that I find more interesting than what's over here in Amerikkka.

>>49740
How was slut?

>> No.49879

>They just have stuff over there that I find more interesting than what's over here in Amerikkka.
Not those other guys but, what things are these?

>> No.49926

>>49759
それはペンです。

>> No.49947

Foreign language forums are on dis.4chan.org

But you knew that already.

>> No.49958

>>49855

Jesus, I wait 10 minutes and that's the best you can come up with? Here, let me have a go at it.

These un-original, un-inspirational insults of yours show exactly how cookie-cutter you are. The fact that you can't even use anything non-sexual is a fairly good indicator of your maturity, and your vocabulary betrays any other possible shred of hope one might have for your intelligence. Dictator? Please. You suffer from a fate far worse than anything sexual you could throw at me. You, my friend, are mediocre. You are un-original. You are boring. You will live out your life in whatever idiotic suburbia you live in. You will marry a mediocre woman to match your mediocre lifestyle, you will spawn mediocre kids who will go on to live their own mediocre lives. Your entire life has been, and will be a series of bland days with bland nights, bland dreams and bland troubles.

And quite frankly, I would much rather be raped as a child than deal with the horror that fate doled out to you.

>> No.49982

>>49958
>>49855
the fuck are you guys going on about

>> No.49989

>>49958
>You will marry a mediocre woman to match your mediocre lifestyle, you will spawn mediocre kids who will go on to live their own mediocre lives. Your entire life has been, and will be a series of bland days with bland nights, bland dreams and bland troubles.

I wish.

>> No.49997

>>49879
Weeaboos worship Japanese as the perfect human race. There's a distinct difference between going to some foreign country for higher quality merchandise and eating the shit that comes out of their citizens' asses.

People who think things like manga, where a Boy is cursed to turn into a FUCKING GIRL HOLY SHIT and he has FIVE FUCKING FIANCES OH FUCK with SUPER FUCKING MARTIAL ARTS HOT DAMN are more interesting than faggots who dress in tights(i.e. superman, spiderman, etc.) are not fucking weeaboos.

If I'm not going to find better Manga there, then please, disillusion me right now so I can start thinking about Los Angeles and Hollywood or something instead.

>> No.50003

I sage! I sage!

>> No.50034

I didn't read the whole thread, but in case anybody didn't tell you, the Japanese IPs are blocked from 4chan.

全スレ読むなかったが、教えなかったの場合に、日本のIPは禁止しますね。

>> No.50050

>>50034

Er... if they are, they don't to a very good job of it. I got on 4chan perfectly fine when I was over there a month or so ago.

>> No.50066

>>50034
Really? Doesn't 4chan even have a FAQ in moonspeak?

>> No.50081

/b/ is that way -->

>> No.50096

Right, it seems our tripfag is taking too long after running out uses for the word "faggot", so I'm going to go ahead and close this thread. As the Chinese say, Sayonara.

>> No.50135

ノツ

>> No.50136

A MOONSPEAK IS FINE TOO

>> No.50140

>>50050


Yeah, it's weird. I'm not blocked, but my friend in a city close by is. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I'm using an English OS? Or my service provider? Either way, it's nothing a proxy couldn't fix, right?

>> No.50164

>>49958

What, so are you trying to say that because of your large volcabulary that you have a bigger chance of becoming a more important than I do? Okay, so going with that logic, if I expand my range of insults and try to incorporate something other than recycled words into my posts, I will just immediately become a better human being with more potential than I have right now. Of course, you fail to consider the fact that I do not view this topic as being worth the time it would take to insult you with the variety of words that you are trying to with me.

And that you - some random man in a sea of over six billion people could predict the fate of myself, another random man? Laughable. I see where you're coming from now- to you, it looks as if you're insulting some young idiot with nothing better to do.

To me, it looks like I'm just wasting time with some random faggot who likes to make himself look big with a variety of words and tell people possibly thousands of miles across the internet that they're going to live the epitome of average.

You're really superior here, aren't you?

No one's impressed. No one likes you. You're probably even more of a loser than you imply that I am. I'm guessing that fate you predicted for me moments ago is something of a realization you had about your own life. Yeah, that doesn't sound too off the mark.

Mediocre? Maybe. Probably. Likely, even. But I'll try as hard as I can not to be. That's all I can do. What can you do? Wallow in your own sorrow over the fact that your life is going nowhere. Stop denying your own fate by attaching it to other people.

tl;dr

>> No.50191

>>50164

>> No.50204

>>50164

choing chuing chaing cheing

>> No.50222

>>50208

Actually, I'm finding the last stretch of this thread quite exhilarating, not quite sure why. Maybe if this punk replies I'll find out.

>> No.50236

I'd love to have a place to practice my Japanese, though practicing on 4chan is like trying to play mahjong without a book, with 4 people who's only knowledge on the subject is watching Akagi.

それから。。。ぱんちらはどこですか。

>> No.50243

>>50222
see
>>50096

>> No.50248

I am at a loss for words
first this gets saged a ton right from the start
then op is now having some sort of livejournal argument

well whatever

>> No.50266

>>50248
It's a tripfag what can you expect, really?

>> No.50259

>>50236
販売機である

>> No.50280

>>50243

Oh well. He's gone. That was still fun.

>> No.50291

>>50266

God damn it

That's it, no more Tripcode

Then you'll ALL SEE that it carries over all the same

>> No.50296

You don't understand image boards, Roy.

>> No.50311

Reported.

>> No.50323

>>50259

かいましょう!

>> No.50325

>>50291
You carry a certain air of bullshit to your replies that sticks like a felony on a nigra. You can't escape it no matter how hard you try.

>> No.53638
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53638

下げる、そして;エウフェミア

>> No.50354

Quit acting like people give a damn about your opinion.

Sage for pure unadulterated faggotry.

>> No.50415

Age

Because I can.

>> No.50417

>>48198
>>48219
>>48238
>>48269
>>48281
>>48302
>>48368
>>48375
>>48384
>>48389
>>48472
>>48490
>>48538
>>48588
>>48592

>> No.50435

kill it with fire

>> No.50495

Age +1

>> No.50504

hey guys some friends told me this site 4chan /jp/ is a good place to ask for help with my japanese homework.

Is this true?

>> No.50518

>>50504

post away

>> No.50527

>>50495
Just go and eat a bag of dicks already.

Or make yourself useful and sub Moetan or something.

>> No.50548

>>50504
Sure thing. There are quite a few people here that can possibly help you out.

>> No.50558

>>50504
It's true.

>> No.50571

Age

>> No.50614

ok first sentence i cannot really translate so help would be great.
1. いつでもあなたの犬のマンコを見たら、どうしてみんなそんなに起こりやす
いですか?

Thanks in advanced!

>> No.50625

I hate you all and I wish horribly painful deaths on all of you.

>> No.50629

Hey guise, I kind of glanced over this thread, so I didn't really read it thoroughly. Can I just assume that everybody here is a gigantic faggot, including myself?

>> No.50639

>>50629
why yes it is quite safe to assume so.

>> No.50652

>>50629
Yes.

It was all trolling.

Who the troll was is the real question here

>> No.50673

>>50614
マンコ why was this the one thing that stood out the most?

>> No.50678

>>50629
>Can I just assume that everybody here is a gigantic faggot, including myself?
Why limit it to just one thread? This is /jp/ we're talking about.

>> No.50681

>>50673
Why does it stand out?

>> No.50677

>>50629
>Can I just assume that I'm a gigantic faggot?

Yes

>> No.50715

>>50681
put that in google image and find out

>> No.50731

It seems to show good results, but that doesn't help me know what the sentence means.

>> No.50742

>>50731
you don't really need to know.. just fap.

>> No.50768

How will I improve my language abilities if I don't learn?

>> No.50803

As long as these threads are kept to a minimum I don't see a problem. Seems like a fine idea to practice some Japanese and get your shitty grammar/word choice corrected, which 2chan would obviously be shit for.

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53778

>>53766

>> No.50870

Age

>> No.51020

OPは私の陰茎に触れるでしょうか?

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54065

>>53963
体毛の多い日本人もいるね。俺は体毛の多い白人で、それを剃るつもりは全
くない。実は、俺の体毛に誇りを少し持っている。お前の赤ちゃんのよう
に体毛ない体は恥ずかしくない?あればよかったじゃない?

お前の意見が知りたい。日本人の子供たちがテレビを見すぎる奴じゃないだ
ろう?いつも小島よしおやにしおかすみこを真似しているし、CMの標語や
歌を口にする子供はいるね。それは恥ずかしくない?
お前がこの質問をしないうちに、ええ、アメリカ人の子供たちは食べすぎる
奴だ。でも、日本の子供も太ってきている。

>> No.51546

OP is deluded if he thinks that "threads in Japanese" will amount to anything more than gigantic whirlpool of faggotry. Having people of drastically varying levels talk to each other in broken Japanese sounds like a downright terrible idea to me.

Head over to 2ch, or another forum filled with native speakers if you really want to practice moonspeak. Over there, you'll get corrections and suggestions. Here, you'll be trolled/ignored.

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54275

>>54254
なんだよ。結局自称白人の朝鮮人だったじゃん。
はい朝鮮人の女子高生の画像ね。

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54291

>>54254
Korean high school students.

>> No.51641

age

>> No.54311
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54311

Beautiful Korean girls.

>> No.51652

No.

gb2/moon/

Or at least perpetuate this shit during the day only.

>> No.51724

Wow, returned to this thread after a few hours.

ITT: two underage b& trolls are butthurt about fapanese

The real moral here is that half-japanese guy doesn't actually give a shit about his culture, because all my threads having to do with literature and art were totally ignored. This, of course, means that other butthurt fag wins the argument, case closed.

>> No.54390
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54390

I Know he is white.

>> No.54572
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54572

>>54502

>> No.52984

>>51546
why in the hell would they give you suggestions? They hate 4chan and Americans in general

>> No.53028

Tripfags are stupid.

>> No.53035

>>48198
天気ですね。。。寒いよ。雪すごく降っています。

>>49926
あれはぺんです。

>> No.53072

You fucking failures in Japanese, 「井の中の蛙大海を知らず」とは正にこの事だ。

I have been looking at this board for about 2 days, and there hasn't been a real "Japanese" person on this board that could speak a sophisticated level of Japanese. As /a/ once said, nothing is more funny to a Japanese person than seeing a foreigner try to speak Japanese. In my case, its not funny, but simply pathetic. I have been living in Japan till the end of high-school, and am currently applying to jobs in the US and in Japan with fluency in both languages.

日本語を得意げに話している思っている輩が居るようだが、一般レベルの日
本語を知っている者からすれば、それは皮相浅薄以外の他ならない。

Maybe this is just 4chan and everyone is in this bubble of how Japan is this wonderland where they have anime, games, and goods, but learning the language is not only hard, but getting a decent job there is fucking difficult. Not to mention, you will always experience to some degree, xenophobia issues and its counterpart Japanese ineptitude.

If you seriously want a job in Japan while not be seen as some weaboo in Japan, you would need to learn atleast how to read the Daily Nikkei and know what's covered on NHK news.

>> No.53091

さげ

Am I doin it rite?

>> No.53101

Why is this shitty thread still here?

I fucking hate you, /jp/.

>> No.53110

>>48198
>さあ皆さん、ここで日本語を話してくれる!そして僕の文法を治して・


文法の場合は「治す」は使いません。「治す」は「病気を治す」ような場合
に使います。使うべき字は「直す」です。

>えっと、話題は・・今の日本に住んでいる人はだれですか?

いきなり誰(だれ)というのは日本語として失礼です。「お名前は?」など
の表現がいいでしょう。でも4chanは無名が基本なので私も名乗りません。

>どうだ、それ?
天気や住宅や仕事の事を教えてくれる

>> No.53124

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         だにフシヾ尨ミャ
        ハVr'´   `心ミ込
        仟孔_  __ `ヾ匁}
        V rェt l-{ rェァヽ_ 迅!
       ,r! ー‐ ' tー‐ '  Y=、  ____________________
       t」  。 。:.    ヒ¦ /
        l rェェェェェ、    r‐' < ああ、ここにかがみが歩いた道があるんだな
        '、 ` ̄ ̄´   /    \___________________
         `,、    /!ー、
          l  `  ´  {)ノ ヽ,__
         /{      /  { l;;;;;;l ̄ `ヽ、
      , - ア ヽ   / へ  l  l;;;;;;l     ヽ、

>> No.53151

>>53035
いいえ、私がペンです。

>> No.53165

>>53124
mirrors that way ----->

>> No.53358

>>53151
>>53035
>>49926
>>49759
つまらねーよ糞虫

>> No.53367

>>53358
omae mo tsumanai kuse ni

>> No.53389

>>53367
俺は>>53110だよ。お前はキチガイだから信じないだろうけどね。

>> No.53414

>>53389
ah souka

>> No.53420

>>53414
日本語書けないの虫ケラ君?

>> No.53448

>>53420
too lazy write in kanji

>> No.53455

>>53448
>too lazy write in kanji

too stupid to write in kanji.
fixed for you, 馬鹿外人。

>> No.53457

>>53110
私はOPじゃないけど、そのポストは有益だと思います。ありがとうござい
ました。

>> No.53458

うっぜんだよ、ゴルァ!

>> No.53462

>>53457
ahh so formal

>> No.53466

・日本語分かんない馬鹿
・日本語をローマ字で書いてる馬鹿
・この糞スレ立てた馬鹿

逝ってよし

>> No.53469

>>53458
何こいつ? 例の知恵遅れ外人?

>> No.53537

hay guise, i watched tokyo drift n
ow i like japan! how can i learn 
japan?

>> No.53553

トロルハアダ!

>> No.53583

>>53553
本当に日本語書けないんだな。アホ野郎死ねよ。

>> No.53623

dokodemo iru yo nah... chotto kanji no yomi kake shitta dake de mou hoka no hoto wo mikudashiteru. yana yatsu

>> No.53630

>>53623
お前なぜそんなにバカなの? 朝鮮人? 思考回路が普通じゃないね。

>> No.53632

>>53623
空気嫁

>> No.53641

>>53623
× yomi kake
○ yomi kaki
残念でした。「読みかけ」じゃなくて「読み書き」だよ。やっぱりお前は小
学生なみの知能しかないね。なぜ知ったかぶりを続けるのか? 恥という
概念を知ってる? Do you know the word "shame"?

>> No.53648

>>53641
lol you got trolled

>> No.53659

>>53648
LOL YOU ARE STUPID LIKE GOOKS.

>> No.53660

諸君、糞を食らいましょう。

>> No.53663

Tripfags.

>> No.53667

>>53648
お前本当にチョンだろ。YOU ARE REALLY GOOK, ASIAN DOUBLE NIGGER.

>> No.53669

>>53659
thats funny i am a double asian

>> No.53680

>>53669
SO WHAT. YOU, ASIAN NIGGER. 日本語できないくせに知ったかぶりするなよ。お前ら本当に野蛮すぎて恥と
いう概念が分からないのか?

>> No.53701

>>53680
furi ja nai tte. chotto kanji ga heta dake

>> No.53704

>>53701
gtfo

>> No.53702

lol you can't have a japanese language thread on 4chan without all the alpha weeaboos showing up to waggle their j-penises

WOW LOOK AT ME I CAN READ 307 AND A HALF KANJIS AND ALSO HAVE SEEN 214+ ANIMUS

>> No.53722

>>53704
no thanks mr. weaboo

>> No.53724

>>53701
駄目だこりゃ。書けないだけかと思ったら日本語を読むこともできないんだ
な。
また釣りとか書くのか。それが原始人の唯一の手か。
もう下等動物の相手は飽きたから書き込みやめるよ。残念だったね。ご主人
様の日本人様に相手してもらってよかったね、日本語が下手な奴隷君。

>> No.53741

>>53680
糞食らえ。英語できないくせに知ったかぶりするな。NOVA行けばよかった。

>> No.53747

>>53724
just fyi you're getting trolled pretty bad

>> No.53756

>>53747
外人は馬鹿だから「レス乞食」とか理解できないんだろう trollの反対だよ
 朝鮮人がいつもやってること

>> No.53766

so is any one actually a eleven in this thread except me?

>> No.53770

>>53741
NOVAって不良外人が全員解雇されたNOVAのこと?

>> No.53771

>>53756
お前が明らかに釣られるんだよ

>> No.53793

>>53771
ハイハイ。「レス乞食の朝鮮人カッコイイ」だね。次に書くのは「日本人は
チョン大好き」か?

>> No.53802

>>53778
I have no idea what's going on in this thread but man, I love how China/Japan both hate Korea. I rarely meet a Chinese person that doesn't like the Japanese and vice versa, but they almost always hate Koreans.

>> No.53809

>>53802

their angry people with half asses nukes

>> No.53812

>>53793
まあその通り
お二人両方馬鹿にみえるんだけどね

>> No.53833

>>53770
違う。不良日本人の猿橋社長に破産されたNOVAだ。お前って阿呆だろう。

>> No.53838

>>53802
It is easy to understand. Japan and China have their own cultures and histories. They know it very well. and Korea has no culture or history and everybody knows it. So Koreans try to troll everybody in the world.

>> No.53851

>>53833
お前NOVAに雇われて解雇された不良外人だろ。捕鯨反対の豪州人か?

>> No.53856

What is NOVA?

What is an eleven?

>> No.53860

>>53833
lolololol butthurt NOVAfag spotted

how's unemployment treatin' ya? could you afford a plane ticket home?

>> No.53862

>>53812
どう考えても、馬鹿はチョンだけだろ。わざわざこんなところまで来て日本
人を釣って嬉しいニダってキチガイ沙汰だろ。

>> No.53874

>>53856
NOVA "was" a english school in Japan. They "emploid" stupid native engilsh speakers in Japan.

>> No.53875

>>53862
だから
釣りに乗り込むお前の方が馬鹿じゃねー

>> No.53876

>>53856
eleven = japanese

>> No.53882

>>53875
だからチョンの味方して何が嬉しいんだよ。お前もチョンにしか見えないよ
、バカチョン

>> No.53888

>>53882
お前頭おかしいww

>> No.53894

>>53888
日本語が下手になって「w」大好きということは、やっぱりお前もチョンだ
ったということじゃん。

>> No.53920

>>53894
ちょww
お前「チョン」しか何も言えないみたいなー

ちなみに俺は白人だよ白人 (that means I'm superior to you yellow monkeys, just fyi)

>> No.53933

>>53920
朝鮮人って自分を白人と思ってるからな。知ってるか? イングランドのベ
ッカムって朝鮮人によって朝鮮人認定されてるんだぞ。日本人は白人を優
れてるなんて思ってない。「毛唐」って言葉知ってる? 日本人から見て
、お前らなんて毛深い中国人だよ。

>> No.53935

>>53851
NOVAに雇われたことはない。何年前からNOVAについて悪いことを聞いてばかり
いたので、NOVAに就職するなんて全く考えなかった。NOVAとは不良日本人に創
立した不良会社だった。

俺は日本人が鯨を殺しても構わない。

>> No.53963

日本人は白人が胸毛など体毛を剃ってるのを知ってる。お前ら白人はなぜ体
毛を剃るんだ? 猿みたいで恥ずかしいからだろ。昔の日本人は白人を「
毛唐」と呼んだ。素晴らしい名前だ。野蛮で猿に近い白人にちょうどいい
名前だ。

>> No.54096

>>54065
日本人は「毛深い=野蛮=猿に近い」と思ってる。白人を優れてるなんて思
わない。男でも滑らかな肌のほうが人間的と思ってる。白人が筋肉大好き
なのに黒人を猿扱いしてるより、日本人のほうが考えが常に一貫してると
思う。
それ以外の書き込みも意味不明。子供がテレビの真似をするのは怪我でもし
なければ問題ないだろ。それに白人が豚みたいなデブばかりなのは君が認
めてるとおりだ。何が言いたいのか? 白人の子はテレビを見ないから優
れてると言いたいのか?

>> No.54195

自称白人の奴が、ベッカムが朝鮮人認定されても何も反論しないことに笑え
る。本当に白人なら朝鮮人を口汚く罵るだろう。

>> No.54254

>>54096
アメリカ人の子供もテレビを見すぎると思う。日本人の子供のテレビを見す
ぎる習慣に対して意見を聞かせて欲しかったんだ。

>>54195
日本人の女性より、朝鮮人の女性が美しい。間違いない。

>> No.54387

(笑) いい反応だ。お前たち日本人は本当に自信持っていない奴だな。

>> No.54404

>>54387
はいはい。典型的チョンだね。嬉しい?

>> No.54423

ウリは白人ニダ→でもチョンを褒める→チョンとバレる→釣りニダ
これの繰り返しが本当に誇らしいのか? 本当にレス乞食だな。

>> No.54439

朝鮮人によるベッカムチョン認定に怒り狂う白人がいない時点で、チョン丸
出しなんだけどね。
白人のフリしてファビョってみたらどうか?

>> No.54502

>>54404
嬉しい。朝鮮人じゃないけど、お前がそう思うから嬉しい。お前は典型的な
人種差別主義者で外国人嫌いの日本人だね。嬉しい?

>> No.54527

>>54502
反応が「斜め上」だな。きっと馬鹿だから「斜め上」って知らないだろう。
お前が日本語書けるなら「斜め上」で検索してみな。でもお前は知恵遅れ
だから、その意味は分からないだろうけど。

>> No.54549

>>54502
世界中で朝鮮人と同じと言われて喜ぶのはお前だけだろう。キチガイ君おめ
でとう。

>> No.54722

>>54527
調べによると、この「斜め上」という用語は漫画で人気になった。ダサいよ
、日本の漫画習慣は。文明国では、漫画は子供とど未熟な奴に読まれるも
のだ。お前、本を読め! 
で、意味は変な方向で予想を上回ることだ。分かりにくくない。

>> No.54757

>>54722
何の調べだよ? 笑える。お前自分の相手が誰か分かってるのか? 在日韓
国朝鮮人が日本人が書いたことに対して、正面から反論しないで、話題そ
らしや全然反論にならないことを書くことを、日本人が「斜め上」と呼ん
でるんだよ。
お前本物の馬鹿? それとも本当に白人? いい加減に釣りとかtrollとかや
めろよ。野蛮人。

>> No.54866

>>54757
ああ、そうなん。間違った。Googleに裏切られた。今、検索をもっとよく見る
と、「斜め上を行く」の意味を調べちゃった。このラウンドはお前の勝ち
だ、人種差別主義者の日本人。

漫画はまだダサい

>> No.54879

日本人にとって白人は毛唐だし朝鮮人と大して変わらないから、どちらかは
気にする必要はない
しかし白人なら朝鮮人扱いされて喜ぶ白人って人間じゃなくて奴隷だろ

>> No.54889

>>54866
お前本気でスーパーマンやスパイダーマンをカッコイイと思ってるの?
日本人が聞いたら大人から子供まで全員本気でバカにして笑うよ。

>> No.54921

毛唐君、ごめんね。日本は今、夜中の1時前だから俺は寝るよ。毛唐君はバ
カ出しでチョンと同じ扱いを受けて喜んじゃ駄目だよ。でも自称毛唐で本当
は朝鮮系だろうけどね。じゃ。

>> No.55143

>>54879
何の奴隷?俺は白人なのに朝鮮人として扱われるのが馬鹿馬鹿しくて面白い
と思う。
>>54889
皆は漫画を読まず、それらの映画を見る。二時間の映画を見るのと毎日漫画
を読むのは別のことだろう。その映画は日本でも大人気だろう。それに、
スパーマンはダサい。

この論戦は面白かった。残念ながら、遅くなったから、これから参加できな
い。おやすみなさい、人種差別主義日本人たち。

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