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So... Marisa. When her father took her precious thing, do you think she loved every second of it?

>> No.480946

Of course she didn't love having her baseball cards taken away.

>> No.480951

>>480946
Why did I lol.

>> No.480966

>>480943
Of course not

>> No.480972

Marisa is a heartless bitch. She ran away from home, leaving her defenseless little sister to deal with their father. I bet he violates her every night, while ranting about Marisa.

Heaven forbid the girl who can cast enormous magic missiles put him in his place.

>> No.480979

Marisa's dad is awesome

>> No.480988

>>480972
Location:


The Kirisame household in the Forest of Magic
YEAH SHE DEFINITELY RAN AWAY FROM HOME FOR SURE.

>> No.481017

>>480988
facepalm

>her father, is alive and is living at the Human Village

>> No.481019

>>480988

Her dad is a shopkeeper in the human village, the two are canonically estranged. Kirisametei in the forest of magic was probably conjured by mari.

>> No.481021

>>481017
>>481019

Loremind.

>> No.481027

So is her entire family made up of magicians and witches? Is there a special society of them or someth-- ...

... Dammit. I just realized I wanted a Touhou / Harry Potter crossover comic. Excuse me while I kill myself.

>> No.481033

>>481027

Her father and sister are normal humans, mr. kirisame's shop does not carry magical goods because they are the devil and get in the way of his incest just like that miserable wife of his.

>> No.481070

>>481027
Sister and father are normal.
After her mother's death Marisa's dad started taking out his frustrations on her and then it got bad as in rape your daughter bad so after that Marisa ran away.

>> No.481080

>>481070
>>481033
>then it got bad as in rape your daughter bad

Seriously? What's the source on that?

>> No.481081

>>481070

HOT.

>> No.481092

IS THERE NO ONE IM TOUHOU WITH A PERFECTLY NORMAL HAPPY LIFE ?

>> No.481095

>>480972
>>481033
>>481070
Marisa doesn't have a sister, it was a mistranslation.

Marisa is the only daughter of the Kirisame-ya shop owner.

>> No.481105

>>481092
Suika

>> No.481113

>>481092
>IS THERE NO ONE I AM TOUHOU WITH A PERFECTLY NORMAL HAPPY LIFE?

wat

>> No.481116

"Ah, the filthy half breed shopkeeper. I hear your only customers are Hakurei and that useless daughter of mine.

So, has she offered to pay you in something other than coin, Rinnosuke? After all, she left here with nothing more than the clothes on her back.

Ah, I can see it in your eyes. Just keep in mind that whatever you may have done with her... So have I.

Oh, and please, browse my wares at your leisure..."

>> No.481119

>>481095

I call shenanigans.

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>>481116

>> No.481130

>>481116
I suddenly wish that Marisa's dad was Reimu's dad instead.

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>>481105
But Suika is disowned so yeah

>> No.481132

>>481116
So her father's sold items to Marisa at full price, HIS OWN DAUGHTER?

Her dad's a dick.

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>>481105
No, drowning your sorrows in alcohol is not happiness.

>> No.481140

>>481132

/jp/ - Feigned ignorance of innuendo.

>> No.481150

>>481131
>>481133
... so yea>>481092

>> No.481151

Flandre is perfectly happy.

>> No.481154

Marisa's father is the final boss of Touhou 12.

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>>481151
why yes, yes she is

>> No.481159

>>481151
And so am I.

(Swallows a bottle of pills)

>> No.481163

>>481156
Okay, so there are no canon happy Touhous.

Except Kaguya. All she does is raid WoW and troll /jp/.

Also, Mokou is a dirty whore.

>> No.481165

Flandre always makes me think of scarlet & scarlet...

>> No.481166

>>481163

Stop lying to yourself, Kaguya.

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481172

Yuka is happy

>> No.481174
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>>481163
Kaguya is ronery

>> No.481175

Prismriver's seem pretty delightful.

Though they're already dead...

>> No.481178

>>481163
Sup NEET you are a sad pathetic exile.

>> No.481179

What about Patchy? She seems relatively normal.

Aya always seems happy, but that might be a side effect of being drunk of ZUN's 90-proof man cream all the time.

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481180

Who WOULDN'T want to rape Marisa?
Even if she does have a dick..

>> No.481182

>>481179
>Aya always seems happy

In before Aya kiss

>> No.481184

>>481179

Aya Kiss.

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>>481182
In during

>> No.481194

>>481175
you need to look a bit more into them they have some sad shit in there past .
>>481172
Lost everything she loved and is insane

>> No.481205

>Aya Kiss

Okay, so Aya's out.

What about Cirno? Or Lily White?

>> No.481210

>>481205
Loses letty every year, has no raison d'etre beyond spring.

>> No.481212

>>481186
That's NOT what I meant AT ALL Anon! You silly goose!

>> No.481213

>>481210
Holy shit are you French?

>> No.481214

>>481205 Cirno

Letty is DEAD.

>> No.481217

>>481179

Patchy has horrible asthma and can barely talk, not that she has many people to talk to.

>> No.481223

>>481217
But that's what makes her so cute.

>> No.481225

>>481205
The Lilys have an existential crisis after spring.

>> No.481231

>>481223

The most fucked up girls are often the most moe. This doesn't make them happy, per se.

>> No.481232

>>481180
OH stop it with the dick thing.

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>>481214
Letty is dead. She's not here anymore! But on my back, and in my heart, she lives on in me!

>> No.481237

>>481213

Is it odd for an English speaker to use that phrase?

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I had a dream of my wife. She was dead.
But it was alright.

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>>481235
Mima is dead
She is no longer here
But on my back and in my heart she lives on!

>> No.481256

>>481231
They're moe because you want to make them happy ;_;

>> No.481257

>>481237

It's not something you hear everyday.

>> No.481264

>>481256

Or utterly ruin them, setting yourself up as their saviour.

>> No.481274

I GOT IT.

Chen! CHEN IS THE HAPPIEST.

Chen has got it made. Ran mothers her, Yukari looks out for her and all she has to do is sleep in the sun and play all day.

>> No.481279

>>481274
Chen is a drug addict.

>> No.481280

>>481274

Ran is called away to serve Yukari often, which leaves Chen alone. She can see all to well she is always a secondary priority to the one she thinks the world of.

>> No.481284

>>481279
No she's not.

>> No.481286

>>481284
Yes she is.

>> No.481288

>>481279
And has schizophrenia

>> No.481290

The most happy Touhou is Suwako.

How can she not be happy with that DAMN HAT?

>> No.481294

>>481280
And b4 Ran her life whas shit

>> No.481296

>>481290
WRONG

Her hat is the happiest.
I wish to be the hat.

>> No.481301

>>481280
Except Chen is dead.

>> No.481303

>>481290

Her kingdom was stolen from her by an usurper who she then had to serve for the good of her people, her descendants became the priestesses of that same opponent, and she was at last forced to abandon her homeland and start over in Gensokyo because the lot of gods in the modern world has deteriorated to the point of hopelessness.

>> No.481309

>>481280
I'd like to see a doujin where Yukari orders Ran to abandon/throw away Chen.

Delicious tears. Delicious bad end.

>> No.481315

>>481309

Ran disobeys Yukari at a crucial moment to protect Chen, Yukari then orders Ran to execute Chen.

>> No.481320

>>481315
And then Ran refuses, forcing Yukari to use up a command spell to kill Chen.

>> No.481321

>>481303
UH...

...

Hm.

Youmu and Yuyuko are happy yeah.

>> No.481329

>>481315
But if Ran can disobey Yukari in the first place, it doesn't matter now does it?

(Ran can disobey Yukari, anyways; she just loses her shikigami powers when she does.)

>> No.481333

>>481320 Forcing Yukari to BOUNDARY them both into the sun
Fixed for more in character.

>> No.481341

>>481321
Youmu is forced to cook for Yuyuko day in and day out, and Yuyuko is dead.

>> No.481346

Is Yukari happy?

All she seems to do is sleep and meddle around in other people's business -- seems like an alright life to me.

>> No.481347

>>481333
But then how are they going to win the Holy Grail war?

>> No.481349

>>481321

Youmu struggles everyday with her inadequacies as Yuyuko's defender as compared to her Grandsire, and her sinful feelings towards her master.

Yuyuko realizes that Youmu, just like all of her friends except for extremely long lived youkai, will die while she remains. In the end, she will be utterly alone.

>> No.481352

>>481346
Yukari has daily, no, hourly sex with Rinnosuke so yes, I guess you could say she's happy.

>> No.481355

>>481346

She's dying. She will sleep longer and longer until one day, she simply doesn't wake up, Abh style.

>> No.481357

>>481321
Do you fucking know Yuyuko's backstory? Its sad as fuck!
And Youmu was abandoned by her dad.

>> No.481358

>>481315
I'd rather see Yukari order Ran to order Chen to execute Ran.

>>481321
>Youmu: Anyways, I've served the Saigyouji clan since I was born, so it's natural for me.
>Aya: I'm starting to question if things natural to you are always actually right.
>Youmu:

The natural thing is the most right thing. They say it differs by someone, but I’m not talking about the light daily stuff. The dead belong to the Netherworld and the living belong to this world; the Youkai eat humans and the humans defeat youkai. I've been taught the real natural thing is the ultimate truth for anybody.
>Aya: And one of your ‘natural’ things is to have no salary and no leave.
>Youmu: (Weeping)

http://pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Article_and_Interview:_Youmu

>> No.481364

>>481315
I'd rather see Yukari order Ran to order Chen to execute Ran.

>>481321
>Youmu: Anyways, I've served the Saigyouji clan since I was born, so it's natural for me.
>Aya: I'm starting to question if things natural to you are always actually right.
>Youmu: The natural thing is the most right thing. They say it differs by someone, but I’m not talking about the light daily stuff. The dead belong to the Netherworld and the living belong to this world; the Youkai eat humans and the humans defeat youkai. I've been taught the real natural thing is the ultimate truth for anybody.
>Aya: And one of your ‘natural’ things is to have no salary and no leave.
>Youmu: (Weeping)

http://pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Article_and_Interview:_Youmu

>> No.481366

>>481358
;___;

>> No.481368
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481368

The most common misconception throughout Gensokyo is that fairies are incredibly simplistic creatures. For the most part, this seems to be the case. The common fairy worries, at worst, about where to stay when they don't want to get wet during the rain, where to get warm or cool down when need be, and how to have enjoy themselves. Even the fairies of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, supposedly a "work crew," are amongst the most carefree residents of Gensokyo.

They don't need to eat food, and, even if their body fades, they just return sooner or later to continue having fun. They rarely even realize their lose or gain as they don't have the memories of their death. Death, it can be said, is beyond their ability to understand.

Which may be why Cirno is the smartest fairy in the world. Year after year, she sees her best friend "die." Year after year, she has the luxury of making best friends with a person she's known all her life but who never knows who she is. To die for a fairy is to forget.

Cirno must be the strongest, so that Letty will never be forgotten.

>> No.481370

Can we all just agree that there is no happiness in Gensoukyou?

>> No.481371

>She's dying. She will sleep longer and longer until one day, she simply doesn't wake up, Abh style.

Anonymooooousss!
You're BREAKING MY HEEEEART!

>> No.481379

>>481349
She'll still have Mokou and the Lunarians to play with!

...you're right, that is pretty sad.

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>>481355
That an well

>> No.481385

Did somebody say Humankind Empire Abh?!

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>>481384

>> No.481402

>>481384
>>481389

Sauce?

Also, this thread is awesome. It's like a despairgasm.

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>>481368
Oh god, it is like ef all over again.

>> No.481426

>It's like a despairgasm.
>despairgasm

It's like a broken heart just drilled itself through my urethra and is now living in my nutsack.

>> No.481428

>>481355
That's strangely Akyu.
She's just going to reincarnate and reincarnate, each time with a little less life than the last, until she can't reincarnate anymore. Meanwhile, her life is for her job only.

>> No.481438

>>481428

Just like real history majors.

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>>481428
When she can't reincarnate long enough to be born, will she live on as an omniscient fetus?

>> No.481449
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THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE FUTURE

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>>481447
I think that quite likely.

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>>481402
Fuantei - Neko

>> No.481463

>>481447

Given how ZUN hates all that is western, she'll probably just get a jolt of spiral energy to the old dharma wheel and ascend to nirvana.

>> No.481472

>>481449

She'll grow up to be a catgirl slut.

>> No.481478

>>481463 ZUN hates all that is western

Which is why he dresses all of his girls in frilly european dresses, right?

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Yuyuko committed suicide do to the despair brought about by her powers witch true Yukari into depression.

Yea Yuyuko came back, but with no memory of Yukari or what hapened Yukari had to start from 0 while still haveing >>481384 >>481389 in her head.

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Yuyuko committed suicide do to the despair brought about by her powers witch true Yukari into depression.

Yea Yuyuko came back, but with no memory of Yukari or what hapened Yukari had to start from 0 while still haveing >>481384 >>481389 in her head.

>> No.481502

>>481478

Since that aspect of culture was imported via Shanghai, he lets it slide.

>> No.481517

I think ZUN likes Western culture, but he's also pro-Japanese culture.

>> No.481520

Yuyuko!

...oh right.

Youmu!

...her master abandoned her...

Hmm...

Momizi?

>> No.481530

>>481472
>She'll grow up to be Ran's catgirl slut.

Fixed

>> No.481532

>>481502
no he hates americans Europ and some american culture is a ok

>> No.481533

>>481520

Momizi?

Doomed to the despair of loving above one's station.

>> No.481535

>>481520
Has no named spellcards.

>> No.481536

>>481520
"M... master? Wake up, Master! Are you all right?"

>> No.481537

What about Tewi?

>> No.481540
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Behold the true face of happiness in Gensokyo

>> No.481545

Tewi is the happiest in Gensokyo. Even if she's just a brain in a jar.

>> No.481546

>>481537

Crippling insecurities about the disparity between her age, experience and her weakness, subsequent servitude to the lunarians, which makes her act like a total bitch.

>> No.481550

>>481540
hahaha
She is OH SO RONERY FOR EVER!!

>> No.481552

>>481546
Tewi's always been a bit of a bitch though.

HEY MR. SHARK, I BET MY FAMILY IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

>> No.481554

>>481540

I'm not even going to justify this one with a verbose, analytical response. She's basically angry manju with a silly hat.

>> No.481560

>>481554

Angra Mainyu?

>> No.481563

>>481540
Spinning solves all problems and misfortune

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>>481545
Just like her best friend Udonge.

>> No.481576

Marisa's broom is probably the happiest.

>> No.481596

...
So no one has a non fucked up life in Touhou?

>> No.481600

>>481596
Hm. What about Rumia?

>> No.481605

>>481596
no all have something sad to them

>> No.481615

>>481596
In the end it turns out it was all just an MMO in the future and they were all a bunch of hikikomoris trying to escape from reality. lol irony

>> No.481617

>>481600
Her intrinsic ability causes her to radiate a sphere of darkness, yet she can't see through the darkness. her eyes are really sensitive to light, so she can't stay in the sun or see anything remotely bright. She spends her time floating around and bumping into trees.

>> No.481618

Rumia. It has to be Rumia. You can't ruin Rumia, anon!

>> No.481625
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>>481596
Nope, I think that's the whole point of Gensokyo: Misery loves company, so let's create a game so we can vent our hate and anger in our on personal lives out on each other, then have a gay ol' time with tea and hilarity afterwards.

>> No.481631

>>481600
her mind and power are sealed off by that talisman ribbon.

>> No.481636

Keine seems alright.

>> No.481638

>>481618
see
>>481617

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She's the cutest and happiest towing hoe.

>> No.481648

>>481617
But, you know, she's still incredibly happy doing that.

>> No.481658

The happiest person in Gensokyo is Reimu. This is not so much because Reimu is happy as it is because, if somebody were happier than Reimu, she would immediately ruin his or her life.

>> No.481661

Does this "Marisa's Dad raped her" thing have any foundation in canon at all?

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>>481636
No shes not
And has to deal with what happens to Mokou

>> No.481685

>>481661
She ran away and never looked back

and there are a few Doujin on it

>> No.481686

>>481661
Mm, not entirely. All we know is that there must have been some really bad problem at home that caused Marisa to run away.

Oh, and she doesn't seem to have a mother. If Evangelion has taught you nothing, it's that motherless children are the most unhappy, maladjusted people in the world.

>> No.481687

>>481661
No.

>> No.481691

>>481638

DAMN IT

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>>481658

>> No.481697

>>481647
Remember what happened to the last person in Gensokyo who said technology was superior to magic?

Yeah, never heard from her again ever.

>> No.481698

>>481685
>She ran away and never looked back

>and there are a few Doujin on it

Alright. I guess it's just crazy doujin artists, then.

>> No.481703

>>481647
No one gives a damn about her gadgets and inventions.

>> No.481711

>>481698
>She ran away and never looked back
This part is canon do so
>>481686

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>>481697
She's been busy invading Mars.

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>>481697
;_;

>> No.481741

>>481722
thats not her and Vivit isn't all tha happy

>> No.481751

Gensokyo land of the sad!!

>> No.481752

Wasn't it stated that magicians can't really live with normal people?
She probably ditched because of that.
There's nothing backing the rape, that quote is a lie.
So Marisa is happy.

>> No.481768

>>481752Wasn't it stated that magicians can't really live with normal people

nop
they can heck Keine is a half youkai and she live with normal people.

>> No.481793

>>481768
Come to think of it, I think I mistook that quote for "immortals."

>> No.481796

They can't have happy lives the end

>> No.481815

>>481796
But why?

>> No.481823

They live happy lives with other magicians.

>> No.481825

Remi?

>> No.481848

>>481825
Where do you want me to begin?

>> No.481909

>>481848
Surprise me. Anywhere.

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>>481909
Sakuya will be dead

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Has to live with what she did to Flan

>> No.482002

Her big ego will get her killed one day.
As she gets by thinking shes as strong as it gets when she's not.

>> No.482006

>>481947
>>481968

far from canon, although i enjoyed those 2 doujins very much

canonically speaking, she's probably one of the happiest in gensokyo. after she lost in EoSD, she ended up getting a friend instead

>> No.482011

>>482002
Who? Remi? She is strong

Her fate manipulation was not demonstrated in game but it got mentioned in canon material

So she's easily up there with Yukari, Suika, Flan and Yuka

>> No.482012

>>482006
Don't forget canon is shit because of ZUN. The character's personalities we like are fan creations.

>> No.482032

>>482006
Well, Sakuya's death (as well as the other human characters) is inevitable seeing as they live much shorter than the rest of the cast

>> No.482037

>>482006
Sakuya will die one day from ageing no if and or buts
and she did lock up Flan

>> No.482040

>>482012

There is no "we" you fucking newfag

Although noone actually likes the canon materials 99% of the time, especially now that SSiB is shitting it up even more, it's still important in discussion. It's just the way canon is in just about everything

>> No.482048

>>482037
she doesn't necessarily have to feel guilty about Flan.

>Sakuya will die one day from ageing no if and or buts

probably or probably not. considering she's been with SDM for a long time and she still looks 16

>> No.482050

>>482040There is no "we" you fucking newfag


Anonymous Is Legion

>> No.482069

>>482050

gtfo, now

>> No.482084

hate to break up the despairgasm but just because you have had a sad event in the past does not mean you cant be happy. in fact you could agrue a person thats never felt pain coudl never feel joy, so its almost the opposite. the only people you can argue are not happy are people that live in despair everyday, like maybe alice whos always alone or with marisa who will never love her as much as reimu etc.

if it didnt work like that then noone in existance ever has or will ever be happy because someone they know will die at some point in their life. particularly an immortal like 50% of touhou characters that no matter what will eventually have a mortal friend die. or they could have no friends which would also mean no happiness

>> No.482087

>>482069
no what will you do now?

>> No.482091

>>482040
Elitist faggot.

>> No.482093

>>482087

Oh hey look we got a newfag here

>> No.482094

>>482084
no we are looking for whats fucked up with every one of the

>> No.482099

>>482094
>them
forgot my m

>> No.482108

>>482094
well yeah every character with a backstory will have something to make you bawwww. so some character like Koakuma is the happiest then because who knows her story, she just gets to hang out at the sdm all day for all we know

>> No.482131

everyone in gensokyo has a pOnOs

>> No.482134

>>482131
see
>>481232

>> No.482166

>>482134
Never!

>> No.482171

>>482166
Oh you will look next to you

>> No.482856

This thread is a wonderful killing chamber for joy.

>> No.482885

did you know rinnosuke used to work at the kirisame shop?

>> No.482893

>>482885

He ran off with Marisa and established his own shop after an incident one evening. He found her lying on her father's bed, naked, violated in every sense of the word, and sobbing uncontrollably.

>> No.482897

>>482893
tears of joy

>> No.482898

rinnosuke used to work at the kirisame shop before marisa left

after she left he followed her into the forest and made his own shop

and apparently marisa runs her own kirisame shop but no one actually goes there

>> No.482911
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This is the happiest person in Gensokyo

>> No.482917

>>482911
in b4 another sad alice story
you know the one

actually 2

>> No.482936
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>>482893

>> No.483041

>>482012
>Don't forget canon is shit because of ZUN

No it isn't.

>>482040
>Although noone actually likes the canon materials 99% of the time

I do. I actually like stuff ZUN made more than all this doujin stuff. Maybe my powerlevel is just so low that I'm unable to give a shit about fan fiction, although I do think some of the doujins are hilarious.

>> No.483054

>>482893
so he decided to help her escape only to later get cought and severly beaten with a shovel by marisa's deranged drunkard of a father. which only made marisa sadder because she felt she caused her only friend at that point severe injuries

>> No.483063

>>483054

Then Rinnosuke vowed to protect her from now on and began to work out, becoming MANLY?

>> No.483067

>>483054
Marisa's dad is badass if he can beat up a half youkai with a shovel.

He needs to be a boss in a future Touhou game.
You know, it would be hilarious if canon Marisa's dad turned out to not be such a bad guy, and Marisa only ran away because she wanted more freedom.

>> No.483071

Why does everyone call Aya a slut and Marisa a pimp, even though Marisa gets far more girls than Aya?

>> No.483075

>>483071
Because Marisa is a pimp and Aya is a slut? It has nothing to do with numbers, it has to do with behavior.

>> No.483077

>>483067
If you think that there will ever be a deeper plot involved in ZUN's games then I have to disappoint you

>> No.483078

>>482911
no she has to deal with the fact that her best friend hourai hung her self and that her creator keeps the corpse around to use its latent magical powers, and that she is powerless to stop this derange defilement of her best friends corpse

>> No.483083

>>483071
because aya grew up in a broken home where her mother would rather go out and sleep around then spend time rasing her failed aboriton/ broken condom causing Aya to crave any kind of attention she could get including the kind where she lost her virginity at 12 to a 30 year old and then seek solice in the arms of any one she could find

>> No.483084

>>481174
BESIDES WE'RE BOTH GIRLS WOULDN'T THAT BE GROSS

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>>483077
Yeah, 'cause it's not like ZUN has books or manga that can expand on things.

>> No.483086

>>483084
EWWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW!

>> No.483090

>>483083
Dude, how did you know about my childhood?

>> No.483093

>>483084

yeah, I facepalm'd

>> No.483094

>>483085
Like he ever tried for the past 12 games and released mangos, right?

>> No.483099

>>483090
because i bought the tapes

>> No.483101

people fail to realize that humans in gensokyo are quite strong and able to fight youkai

like the people that challenge china to a fight

>> No.483106

>>483101
In pure physical strength, only Suika surpasses Meiling.

>> No.483111

>>483106
[citation needed]

>> No.483112

>>483106
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

>> No.483113

>>483106
and both are terrifyingly lonely lets not forget people this is the thread where joy goes to die

>> No.483116

I never said they were able to win
But the humans there can probably kill fairies and some youkai pretty easily

>> No.483132
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Happiest people in Gensokyo, they don't have a dark past. The only suffering they might have is theoretical at the hands of Yukari.

Until the time comes, Ran and Chen live a life of hugs and patient love.

>> No.483133

>>481368
1. Letty isn't a fairy.

>For those fairies, they are a small burden on nature. In my case, I'm a youkai that lives in nature. When it gets cold, I'm happiest making it get colder.

2. Letty doesn't die.

>I go on a deep sleep during spring, I'm inactive during summer, I doze off during autumn. I hide and rest on a place where the sun wouldn't reach. I don't move or breathe very much.

http://pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Article_and_Interview:_Letty

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>> No.483142

>>483136
I don't believe it.

>> No.483149

>>483133
Congratulations. You missed the whole point.

>> No.483152

>>483149
Congratulations on your new-born baby.

>> No.483155

>>483142
She passed out because she's too drunk.

>> No.483163

>>483152
^o^

>> No.483170

>>483133
way to funzilla all over our dispairgasm

>> No.483175

>>483170
Funzilla? Is that like Godzilla except fun?

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>>483132
Daaaaawwww.

>> No.483192

>>483175
Godzilla is fun.

Well, as long as you're not in the city he's attacking.

>> No.483195

>>483175
a funzilla is to fun like a Godzilla is to Tokyo in the earlier movies where he destroyed it

>> No.483202

>>483195
So... it's not fun?

>> No.483210

About four posts in this thread reminded me of Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

That was a good movie.

>> No.483242
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Touhou 12 plotline: Marisa has gone missing, using a IN style human/youkai team system the player challenges the most powerful humans (Lolis with silly hats, of course.) eventually finding that Marisa has been captured by her father, who intents to rob her of her magic power and lesbian tendencies through brutal rape. Final stage is the siege on kirisametei.

>> No.483259

>>483242

Someone get ZUN on the horn, I think we just hit the jackpot.

>> No.483281

>>483242

He wouldn't even let her use the bathroom? How cruel!

>> No.483283

>>483242
Alice is the hero of TH12.

>> No.483301

>>483283

"Thanks for saving me, ~ze! I'm gonna go bump uglies with Reimu now."

>> No.483305

>>483283
But it's not Alice Margatroid.

It's a TOTALLY NEW Alice that we made up.

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>>483305
Alice?

>> No.483332

>>483321
That works.

>> No.483338
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>>483321
NO ME

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>>483338
You'd be rather redundant.

>> No.483345

>>483305
No, its THE Alice that we made up. The one who likes hugs.

>> No.483350

>>483345
Who the hell would want to hug Alice?

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Alice is likely to be tsundere for Gin.

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>>483350
We're talking about the real Alice, not the Tsundere impostor.

>> No.483365

>>483350
/b/ did last night

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New teams for Touhou 13.

>> No.483370

>>483365
If you know what I mean.

>> No.483373

>>483369
OH GOD SHINKI IS HOT

>> No.483374

>>483370
I don't follow.

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483385

>>483374
They fucked the shit out of her all night long, you ignorant prick.

>> No.483386

>>483385
Hay Shirou, be nice.

>> No.483388

Aaaaaand.... auto-sage.

Commence.

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>>483385
OH JESUS CHRIST!

>> No.483503

Farewell, thread. You were the finest of us all.

>> No.483577

I FUKKEN LUV THIS THREAD. SOMEBODY CAP ALL THE REASONS WHY EACH CHARACTER IS IN DESPAIR.

>> No.483578

>>481947
sauce?

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