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This bitch stole all my money, I will never forgive her.

>> No.48048014

>>48047856
I would give all my money to her without hésitation

>> No.48049606
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John can afford TWO threads!

>> No.48060896

>>48047856
she stole my heart

>> No.48061187
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48061187

You know, I'm not really into fumos, but I'd love to have Jo'on.

>> No.48061954

>>48047856
What happened? Did you marry her and she cucked you afterwards?

>> No.48063253

>>48061954
"marrying Jo'on"
Why would you do this? What could possibly be gained?

>> No.48063347

I remember when 2hu 15.5 came out and Shion was the more popular of the two sisters. Nowadays all I see are Jo'on threads. The superior sister won in the end!

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>>48063347
Shion is smelly and has AIDS

>> No.48068225

>>48063253
Love

>> No.48068231

>>48063347
Shion is still the most popular according to popularity polls. But Jo'on fans are more dedicated and vocal than Shion fans.

>> No.48075511

Rich whore.

>> No.48084839

>>48068225
Jane isn't capable of love, except for cash.

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>>48084839
Her one true love...

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>>48085012

>> No.48087241

>>48084839
Who is Jane ?

>> No.48090342

>>48087241
Jane Origami perhaps?

>> No.48090682

>>48090342
Who is Jane Origami ?

>> No.48090700

>>48090682
I think she's kinda like John Oregano.

>> No.48096580

>>48090700
Ju'on the Grudge

>> No.48101092
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Jiori Yagami

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I love her sister
Shaun Oghanney

>> No.48114009

>>48110880
She will suck you off for a happy meal.

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>>48114009
How about Jo'on ?

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>>48114085
Yes, on a regular basis

>> No.48114186

>>48114085
for a homecooked meal and a loving hug

>> No.48114237

>>48114085
You need McDonald's entire yearly global net profits.

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>> No.48117969

>>48116689
My two favorite characters, Remilia and Jo'on !

>> No.48120541

>>48116689
Remilia and 3 prostitutes.

>> No.48121262

Anybody got the comic of Jo'on opening a can by ripping the top off?

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>>48068225

>> No.48123091

>>48121281
I want to infect Joon with my kids

>> No.48130114
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Jo'on can afford a bump.

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I want to fuck her sister and make her happy

>> No.48133990

>>48131202
That'll be 5 dollars.

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Please step on me.

>> No.48147107

expensive paizuri

>> No.48147276

>>48131202
before or after she showers?

>> No.48147332

>>48147107
With an expensive bra.

>> No.48148625

>>48147332
>paizuri with an expensive bra
I would sell my organs for this, you have no idea.

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>>48148625
Just like everyone else, simping for Jo'on is pretty normal.

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>>48148676
bra paizuri is my fetish. It's not too common, though. More bra Jo'on!

>> No.48151581

>>48147276
Shion doesn't shower.

>> No.48152849

>>48151581
Okay, bathe.

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>>48148754
At least bras are more clean and hygienic, they are covered only with sweat. Unlike panties.

>> No.48153173

>>48152849
Shion doesn't bathe. She doesn't clean herself at all.

>> No.48153340

>>48131202
Same.

>> No.48153346

>>48131202
Jo'on canonically already takes sexual advantage of her sister.

>> No.48153797

>>48153346
Hot.

>> No.48154189

I like how over half of the Shion thread is shitting Shion and praising Jo'on.

>> No.48161228

>>48064234
hefty jo'on bo'obs

>> No.48161450

>>48116689
All of that money will end up disappearing from both Reimu's and Shion's pockets very quickly

>> No.48163395

>>48148676
Did you gen this?

>> No.48168917

>>48148676
Sillicon

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>>48168917
All silicone baby!

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imagine buying Joon a big meal so expensive that it absolutely ruins you financially, her eating it without showing any care or concern, and then you rubbing her belly as she sits and relaxes on your lap, her little burps the death knell for your future quality of life

>> No.48175335

>>48169298
I am glad that my money is going towards bigger hooters for Joon.

>> No.48176820

>>48169374
Would Jo'on charge me if I ask her to let me sniff her hair?

>> No.48177265

>>48176820
dude she would charge you to look at her

>> No.48188760

Would Joon rather:

* Take a 20% lump sum of the net worth of a /biz/ anon billionaire bitcoin investor who has no interest in her.
or
* Take a constant 95% cut of a minimum wage /jp/ anon who is in love with her.

>> No.48188956

>>48163395
If you have a request use the AI thread.
>>48188760
Probably the first, she's not really interested in love but that doesn't mean she's a total slut. Despite being a God she's still a woman so you have to try really hard to make her understand what is affection.

>> No.48198937

>>48188760
Minimum wagies have no chance with Jo'on!

>> No.48207161

>>48188760
First

>> No.48207212

>>48169298
>arnusi

>> No.48212987

>>48047856
Me neither.

>> No.48218140

Bump.

>> No.48221805

Who is her pimp?

>> No.48222069

>>48221805
Me.

>> No.48222070

>>48221805
It's me, John.

>> No.48222110

>>48222070
THE John???

>> No.48232559

>>48154189
That's because older sisters are boring and smelly

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