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Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:36:06 2010 No.4798910 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:37:06 2010 No.4798913 OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

>>	Manly Sat Apr 3 06:38:06 2010 No.4798916 Damn you, OP, that looks so fucking good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:40:06 2010 No.4798921 Delicious Ange. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:40:06 2010 No.4798923 >>4798920 Mushrooms are fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:40:06 2010 No.4798920 Mm, that looks deli- >OUT OF THE CORNER, MUSHROOM Fuck no mushrooms ruin everything. Burn this entire meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:41:06 2010 No.4798926 >>4798920 I love mushrooms but I hate tomatoes.

>>	Manly Sat Apr 3 06:41:06 2010 No.4798927 >>4798920 You don't like mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:42:06 2010 No.4798931 Fuck you, OP. Hidden. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:42:06 2010 No.4798936 >>4798926 You are my NEMESIS. It is my life mission to duel you to the DEATH.

>>	Manly Sat Apr 3 06:42:06 2010 No.4798937 >>4798926 You don't like tomatoes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:42:06 2010 No.4798939 /ck/ sent us

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:43:06 2010 No.4798940 >no mustard or avocado on that burger Dog food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:44:06 2010 No.4798943 >>4798937 Nah, I blame that on my aunt feeding me tomatoes nonstop from her shitty garden when I was a shota. I think I got sick of them for a lifetime. I like fried and baked tomatoes though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:45:06 2010 No.4798952 I cant eat that because I have no teeth ;_;

>>	Manly Sat Apr 3 06:45:06 2010 No.4798955 >>4798940 >mustard >avocado Fuck yes. >>4798943 That's...very sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:46:06 2010 No.4798957 >>4798952 You can still eat it. Just not easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:47:06 2010 No.4798962 File: 10 KB, 280x280, kitchen_aid_blender.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4798952

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:48:06 2010 No.4798963 File: 17 KB, 320x240, bacon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel there's not enough jp in this thread but who fucking cares

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:49:06 2010 No.4798967 >>4798962 tell me about it - soup and mashed potatos w/curry sauce until I get a plate put in

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:49:06 2010 No.4798969 File: 564 KB, 1406x2027, tewi burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:49:06 2010 No.4798970 >>4798920 What are you? Twelve?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:51:06 2010 No.4798978 For fuck's sake /jp/. Now I have go and get supplies. I could have gone another 12 hours if it wasn't for you and your bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:51:06 2010 No.4798980 >>4798970 No, I just hate fungi. Disgusting kingdom, get out. Animalia and Plantae only, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:52:06 2010 No.4798983 Fuck, now I'm hungry for something to eat. Damn you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:54:06 2010 No.4798988 >>4798962 But... will it blend?

>>	Lyin !v7YNS/isK2 Sat Apr 3 06:56:06 2010 No.4798994 Not enough meat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 06:56:06 2010 No.4798997 >>4798980 Anon, I thought you might be a fun guy but then you just go hatin' on fungi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:00:06 2010 No.4799007 File: 391 KB, 500x650, 6ec23691474a8f695124fd10596e6660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4798980 >No, I just hate fungi. Disgusting kingdom, get out. GET THE FUCK OUT

>>	madparasect.jpg CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs Sat Apr 3 07:04:06 2010 No.4799011 >>4798980 Parasect says fuck your shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:05:06 2010 No.4799014 File: 1.35 MB, 1500x1500, db34685e77c618da6cf63bda1c0504a0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4799011 Fuck your parasect

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:08:06 2010 No.4799020 File: 130 KB, 438x1122, FUSION.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4799011 >>4799014

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:17:06 2010 No.4799045 File: 109 KB, 600x600, 1249258826627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4798980 >No, I just hate fungi. Disgusting kingdom, get out. Oh no you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:30:06 2010 No.4799088 File: 985 KB, 2048x1536, strawberry cake fungus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fungi, disgusting? Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:31:06 2010 No.4799092 File: 62 KB, 640x425, Marasmius rotula.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More frills than the average Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:33:06 2010 No.4799097 File: 71 KB, 382x762, Mutinus caninus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think anyone would mind a few fungi posted, so here we go.

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Anonymous Sat Apr 3 07:51:06 2010 No.4799154
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This one has a good story.

>Puccinia monoica is a rust fungus of the genus Puccinia that inhibits flowering in its host plants (those of the Arabis genus) and transforms host behavior in order to facilitate sexual reproduction to pass on its genes. Infection occurs when the fungus sends its throughout the stem of the mustard plant, siphoning off some of the nutrients of its host. However, to reproduce, Puccinia monica must exchange genes with the Puccinia inside another mustard plant. The fungus sterilizes the plant, preventing it from sending up its own flowers. Instead, the fungus forces the infected plant to turn clusters of its leaves into brilliant "flowers".

>These mimetic flowers are identical to others found on the mountains of Colorado, where the mustard plant is found, not only in visible light but also in ultraviolet. Since bees "see" in the ultraviolet range, these flowers are more attractive to the pollinating insects. In addition, the fungus produces a distinct scent to attract insects; this olfactory appeal has allowed the fungus to evolve and "improve" upon the mimicry system by facilitating proper transfer of fungal spermatia and pollen.

>The bees feed on a sweet, sticky substance that the fungus forces the plant to produce on the imitation flowers. The fungus forces its sperm and its female sex organs into them, so that the bees can fertilize the fungus as they travel from plant to plant.

Imagine a fungus growing on you, castrating you and turning into a perfect imitation of a womb and breasts. It then forces you to fuck thousands of people, passing gametes onto the dicks of those men in hopes of them fucking other fungus-implanted "females" like you and fertilizing other fungi. You also lactate.

Well, that's not a proper analogue (flowers don't exactly fuck pollinating insects, neither is milk given off to attract males) but it would make quite a fine doujin.

Anonymous Sat Apr 3 08:24:06 2010 No.4799235

>>4799154
>It then forces you to fuck thousands of people
Reproduction still works as with normal plants - bees carry their cum back and forth.
So essentially, your genitals are replaced with mushrooms. You fuck other infected, and your offspring spread the infection.

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