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47836137 No.47836137 [Reply] [Original]

Here is your gatekeeper. She guards your house and tends to your yard sometimes. She's not the best, but at least she's loyal.

Questions?

>> No.47836154
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>>47836137
No questions at all!

>> No.47836201
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I love Meiling!

>> No.47836217

>>47836137
hai hai i'll have #5 with egg foo young and chicken fingers CHICKEN! I don't want none of that cat.

>> No.47836449

>>47836137
This thread changes you into the described touhou, so going by OP you get turned into Remilia!

>> No.47836582
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>>47836449
but I want to the Chinese girl

>> No.47836590

>>47836582
Post scenarios describing you as her then

>> No.47836839

>>47836137
>she's loyal.
I wonder how loyal she is, at least when conpared with other members of the SDM. If someone were to offer her a better job, would she just quit?

>> No.47837138

>>47836839
It depends on how the rest of the mansion actually treats her

>> No.47837219

>>47836582
THE CHINESE SUCK
Bring me the Mesoamerica 2hus

>> No.47837274

>>47836137
Will you be my girlfriend?

>> No.47837278

>>47836137
The gatekeeper's thighs give me life!

>> No.47837511
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>>47837219
china will grow larger, FAGGOT

>> No.47839547

>>47837274
She's already in a relationship with the vampire mistress. How could you possibly compete with her?

>> No.47841219

>>47837511
I want to rub her feet haha

>> No.47841233
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I wouldn't mind if she used me as her daki

>> No.47842726
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>>47839547
Can't be. She is married to me

>> No.47842756

>>47842726
Can confirm-me and my wife Remilia were the ones that wished them well at their own wedding.

>> No.47843785
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>>47841219
breathe in

>> No.47843789
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>>47837278
Correct!

>> No.47843834
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>>47843789
she gave me thigh fetish

>> No.47843845
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>>47843834
That's just called good taste anon, no need to say it like it's something weird.

>> No.47843850
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>>47843845
what is the cure?

>> No.47843858
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>>47843850
Meiling thighs!

>> No.47843862
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>>47843858
it's just getting worse. I hope it's not contagious

>> No.47843874
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>>47843862
Don't worry, you're in the quarantine zone

>> No.47843879
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>>47843874
i wonder how many posters she has infected

>> No.47843933
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>>47843874

>> No.47845071

>>47836137
How is her relationship with Remilia?
How is her relationship with Patchy/Koa?

>> No.47848989

Hongilicious

>> No.47849023

>>47845071
They're both weeaboos in arms, neither of them are japanese but they picked up a manga obsession a few decades ago that ballooned into everyone in the mansion having to be not only fluent but speak nipponese every second of the day.
Some say that Sakuya secretly grumbles about "Fahking jinks" in her native tongue before she goes to bed, but so far no one in Gensokyo has managed to figure out what she meant by this.

>> No.47853043

>>47849023
Do they kiss each other?

>> No.47853060

>>47845071
Remilia and her are friends, share the same hobbies. But still finds her suffering funny.
Patchy beat the shit out her, and left her to die of heat stroke during the only time we saw them interact.
Sakuya cares enough not to let her die of heat stroke, and took care of her after Patch disciplined her. Forgets she exists most of the time.
Flan tried to murder her while she was asleep, and was disgusted by her weakness.
Koa isn't a character and never will be.

>> No.47853470
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>>47853060
Maybe it's time to find a job somewhere else

>> No.47856581
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>>47836137
THIS IS MY GATEKEEPER, THERE ARE MANY LIKE HER BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
MY GATEKEEPER IS MY BEST FRIEND. SHE IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER HER AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE
WITHOUT ME MY GATEKEEPER IS LAZY. WITHOUT HER I AM DEFENCELESS.

>> No.47859936
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meiling absentmindedly tending to the plants you ignore

>> No.47862392
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>> No.47866719
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cute meiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL0r6GciY3I

>> No.47869360
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>>47836137
Just get Meiling a dog to alert her of intruders and she'll snap awake and do the rest.

>> No.47869711

>>47869360
She could even have a yuri relationship with that dog, just like Reimu.

>> No.47869780
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>>47869711
>She could even have a yuri relationship with that dog, just like Reimu.
Many such cases

>> No.47871700
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The fact that may ling is so sleepy leads me to many conclusions
A: she has narcolepsy
B: she has sleep apnea
C: she has a lack of sleep
D: she is just lazy
E: Sakuya drugs her at various points during her shift just to fuck with her

>> No.47872546
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>>47871700
It's C
she works hard but she is exploited by that damn 鬼妹 vampire

>> No.47872728

>>47871700
>just to fuck with her
Just to fuck her, you mean

>> No.47874200
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I want to marry Hong Meiling and have many children with her

>> No.47874282

>>47874200
Someone who forgets to put the shaved truffles in the soup would make a terrible house wife.

>> No.47874439

>>47874282
i can be the house wife then

>> No.47876280

>>47872546
It's C.
She has lack of sleep because she has to be up all night to tend to the grounds, but also up all day to tend to the gate. She's trained like the military to fall asleep and snap to attention when needed.

If it weren't for the spellcard rules, nobody would get past the Great Wall of the Scarlet Mansion. And when trouble begins to fall and and you don't want to go wrong, you give one single call and then here comes the Hong.

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>>47871700
F: Doremy is her very needy girlfriend

>> No.47876987

>>47871700
would the sicilian Remi and Chinese Hong get along?

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>> No.47877462

>>47845071
>How is her relationship with Patchy/Koa?
I like to think it's like Kronk and Izma, not sure about Koa.

>> No.47880959

>>47877462
Secret lovers, they're both redheads that are abused by their bosses

>> No.47884121
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>> No.47884730

>>47853060
>Patchy beat the shit out her, and left her to die of heat stroke during the only time we saw them interact.
Wait really?

>> No.47889719
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Oh NO

>> No.47889772

>>47884730
I want to hear about this too

>> No.47893108

I want to steal her black thong.

>> No.47893702
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47893702

Anon?

>> No.47893701

>>47836137
>Questions?
I don't have a gate.

>> No.47894118

>>47893702
The breasts are t-talking?

>> No.47897910

Meiling needs better friends.

>> No.47898004

>>47897910
I could be her friend

>> No.47898015

>>47898004
Not you.

>> No.47898019

>>47898015
why not?

>> No.47898021

>>47898019
You're not in Gensokyo.

>> No.47898029

>>47898021
If I were in Gensokyo could I be her friend?

>> No.47898040

>>47898029
You're just going to slobber all over her aren't you?

>> No.47898047

>>47898040
only if she lets me to

>> No.47898058
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>>47894118
Yes.

>> No.47899967

>>47898015
You're a man.

>> No.47902728
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The second cold war has officially begun.

>> No.47913023

>>47898058
Hong looks so cute with ponytail and bow

>> No.47919388

>>47902728
I find China cuter despite being American...

>> No.47925147

Sleeping on the job yet again.

>> No.47925224
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>>47925147
It is one of her best charms

>> No.47926607

>>47925224
That smile...

>> No.47931015
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>>47919388
They're both appealing.

>>47925147
Sleeping is important for muscle recovery, do you want a weakling guarding the gate?

>> No.47931215

>>47925224
>go to wake Meiling up
>she just pulls you into a big cuddle and falls back asleep with you

>> No.47939349

WAKE UP!!!
IT'S PERFORMANCE EVALUATION DAY!!!

>> No.47939353

>>47939349
It's okay, she sleeps with her boss, she's not gonna be fired.

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>>47931215
GIWTWM

>> No.47942424

how does she smell?

>> No.47943312
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>Chinas Fascinating Plan To Build A Base Inside A Moon Cave.
https://odysee.com/@2TheFuture:1/chinas-fascinating-plan-to-build-a-base:1

>> No.47943629

>>47942424
With her nose, silly

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>>47943629

>> No.47943973

>>47836839
well how much loyalty is valued in chinese culture? or are they totally obsequent until the mandate of heaven is lost?

>> No.47950365

>>47943312
I'd rather have this than CDS.

>> No.47950375

>>47943973
they cheat to get anywhere in life

>> No.47957106
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>>47939349
Not sure if she heard you there anon, she might as well have slept through the whole day

>> No.47963713

She got caught sleeping yet again and now lost her job. It's over for the Hong.

>> No.47964674
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rest well dragon lady

>> No.47965847
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I see no choice but to resort to drastic measures

>> No.47966522

>>47963713
she can live with me

>> No.47966598

>>47965847
Remilia is a lesbo that molests her staff?! She's so lucky...

>> No.47966696
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I'd love to take a snooze with her

>> No.47968938

>>47965847
>buenos dias, meiling!

>> No.47973526
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>>47966696
Just imagine cuddling and snoozing with her! It would be so nice!

>> No.47973939

>>47973526
Cute yuri!

>> No.47973960

>>47973939
that maid is actually a boy in a dress

>> No.47974110
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...

>> No.47977071

>>47974110
she has bill cosby'd the drink so she can rape you

>> No.47978338
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>>47977071
She could have just asked nicely. Or told me. Or have just done it and ignored my wishes entirely.

>> No.47980136
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>>47974110
Can she help me with the origins easter egg

>> No.47980287

>>47977071
She did it so she can go do the maid while you're sleeping.

>> No.47986608

>>47980287
That's me in a maid costume

>> No.47986619

>>47986608
No, you're asleep, and she's doing the head maid.

>> No.47986628

>>47986619
she's doing it with me while i am asleep because she wants to rape me

>> No.47986721

>>47986628
Only if you are a woman, can stop time and your name is Sakuya.

>> No.47986860

>>47986721
Sakuya already has her eyes set on the Mistress

>> No.47989249

>>47978338
covid began because meiling took off her socks

>> No.47999304

Meiling sounds like a steadfast choice! Her loyalty is definitely a valuable trait. Does she have any specific strengths or quirks that stand out?

>> No.48004917
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>>47999304
she has two very large quirks

>> No.48010198

>>47999304
She cooks nice soup.

>> No.48016747

>>48010198
I want to taste her cooking!

>> No.48017763
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>>48004917
Her courage and her willpower!

>> No.48020345

>>48017763
>willpower
Is that why she's always napping and snacking?!

>> No.48022094

up

>> No.48025967
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>>48022094
skirt

>> No.48025973 [DELETED] 

>>48025967
Cute yuri!

>> No.48035352 [DELETED] 

>>47836137

>> No.48036809

>>48025967
god I wish that was my POV

>> No.48040566

>>47943312
Why is China training with her food?

>> No.48042007
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>> No.48042591
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>>48022094
Dog

>> No.48044878

>>47836137
how much?

>> No.48045692

>>48017763
Got sauce on the foreground?

>> No.48051526
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>> No.48051560

>>48051526
huge thighs

>> No.48051638

>>48051526
This is the first thing anon sees after falling out the library window.

>> No.48051646
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>>48051638
she's an angel...

>> No.48052013

>>48051638
you mean falling up?

>> No.48052060

>>48052013
Koa's "private" library-guestkidnapping-room

>> No.48057167
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>> No.48063224

>>48057167
why are her clothes torn up?

>> No.48063394

>>48057167
What's that thing on the right?

>> No.48063398

>>48057167
Why is she scared?

>> No.48065015

>>48063398
she shouldn't be
i'll hold her and protect her

>> No.48073716
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qt & genki

>> No.48077110

>>48042591
what's updog?

>> No.48078376

>>48073716
Lazy and lazy.

>> No.48089887
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"ugh, anon doesnt really pay that much. maybe i should look for another gig.."

>> No.48093089
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spooky hong

>> No.48099051

>>48093089
leg too thick
looks gross

>> No.48100731

>>48099051
faggot

>> No.48110064
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Koumakan regional champion at taking it easy.

>> No.48110815

>>48110064
Very easy to molest.

>> No.48112461

>>48110815
I want her to very easily molest me

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