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>starts touhou for the first time
>gets raped in nomarl mode
>switches to easy mode
>still gets raped
>my face

how the fuck do you beat touhou /jp/> i don't get it please help.

>> No.4783132

Suck less

>> No.4783137

Stop being from /v/. But I guess you can't, so just stop playing.

>> No.4783139

>greentext thread
>my face thread
>newfag thread
Go away please.

>> No.4783141

Hold shift for focused movement

>> No.4783144

Stop sucking, /v/. Eat more ramen or something.

>> No.4783145

We tap into the powers of our waifus.

>> No.4783151
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>> No.4783153

>>4783141
you mean that stance reimu takes with her shield liek things? i thought it was some kind of magic barrier that protects her from projectiles... RAAAGE

>> No.4783161

Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.
Practice.

>> No.4783162

>>4783153
Get out. Now. Seriously. Get out.

>> No.4783168

>>4783128
Touhou games are shitty anyways. The point isn't to play the games but fap to the doujins and collect the figures.

>> No.4783171

>>4783151

Hahaha, awesome.

>> No.4783173

alt+F4 for infinite health

>> No.4783180

>>4783168
>The point isn't to play the games but fap to the doujins and collect the figures.

This is what secondary fans actually believe.

>> No.4783192

>>4783180
I don't do either because I'm not interested in second rate franchises.

>> No.4783195

Ignore the elitism.

Everybody sucks at first. It takes a lot of practice to be good.

>> No.4783201

>>4783195
>elitism
Calling us elitist? Go back to /a/ retard.

>> No.4783208

>>4783201
reported

>> No.4783213

>>4783201

Are you trying to say that /jp/ isn't elitist?

>> No.4783215

>>4783195
>Eveyone sucks at first.

This is a lie. The first time I ever loaded up EoSD I was able to beat it on normal. I used all of my continues, but goddamn.

>> No.4783217

>>4783213
Only ignorant tripfags

>> No.4783223

>>4783213
>>4783208
No, I'm saying that we are elitist and that only idiots from /a/ would complain about it.

>> No.4783227

>>4783215
Yeah that's kinda the definition of "suck".

>> No.4783228

>>4783215
That's not something to be proud of and using all your continues to beat normal still counts as sucking.

>> No.4783231

Don't listen to these people. They actually think Touhou is something difficult, which makes me laugh. Try Halo on Legendary, thats hard.

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>these idiots are seriously replying to my thread

>> No.4783238

>>4783231
>Halo

>> No.4783242

>>4783234
>I'm going to pretend to be really bad at a game
>HAHA THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME BAD I TROLLED THEM HARD

>> No.4783246

Shameful secrets time.

I've been playing imperishable night now and then for the better part of a month now.

I can't get past Mystia on easy mode.

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>>4783234
We get more actual players than trolls regarding this subject, so yeah.

AMG I GOT TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLD FUUUUUUUU XDDD
Happy now?

>> No.4783257

>>4783227
>>4783228

I had never even heard of bullet hell before playing it the first time. Doesn't matter though, I forgot I was posting on /jp/.

>> No.4783249

>>4783242
>implying i ever played your shitty game

laughingirls.jpg

>> No.4783252

it's all skill-less memorization. "stand here to survive this pattern. oh, stand over there to survive that one."

nobody on /jp/ actually plays the games, they just masturbate over the underage cartoon characters

go play a real shmup.

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