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>> No.47812942

No clowning allowed.

>> No.47812953
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You're not weaseling your way out of this one.

>> No.47813156
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>>47812953
Petting, our strongest weapon

>> No.47813306

>>47812942
Being clowned is fine though.

>> No.47813310

>>47812555
For succubi or anything else that involves corruption, 2 for sure.
But for other mechanisms or transformations into the more non-human types... I dunno, I don't need to see a girl get one-part-at-a-time TF'd into a greenworm, you know? Or maybe I do. I think >>47812580 has it right. Explosion, slime/feathers/fire everywhere, associated SFX should happen at least some of the time.

Something like a bogie could go either way.
>anon's childhood friend has been getting really into makeup and flashy clothes "just for fun"
>it's let her come out of her shell, turns out she's really funny and engaging when not too anxious to express herself
>starts playing an instrument
>developed incredible agility over the past few weeks, already juggling daggers and freaking him out oh my GOD PUT THOSE DOWN
>now she's never out of her makeup... but it doesn't look like makeup at all. her skin has become pure white
>first she invited him over for practice, then rehearsals, then entire private shows in her bedroom with props of inexplicable origin
>"i have another watermelon, want to see me crush it *without* a hammer~?"
>started wearing a mask in public to complete her insane ensemble, only takes it off for him
>"i've always wished I could make you smile whenever you needed it..."
>somehow didn't even notice her monster hands until they were pushing him into a chair, stroking his face and chest, and pulling coins out from behind his ears
>"step right up, pants right down, come one, come all... over me~".
vs.
>blinding light
>ethereal clown nose honking
>KABLOOIE
>confetti stuck in the back of your throat
>before you can even get a look at her, banana pie blorrrrppts your face and your training begins as The Amazing Anon, Survivor of Indefinite Suffocation by Tit Smothering

>> No.47813319

>>47813310
fuck off

>> No.47813363
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47813363

Snakes, I want snakes
you ever felt live snakes? they're nice.

>> No.47813375

My body is a machine that turns unsniffed danuki breath into sniffed danuki breath!

>> No.47813378

>>47813310
That's good ideas but I prefer the first one even for big changes. A big poof and everything change seems too rapid and unnerving
>>47813363
I did, it's weird but soft but I like fluff better

>> No.47813381

>>47813310
I kinda want a whole story for that now

>> No.47813398

>>47813363
the sensation of snakes moving a ross the skin is hard to discribe

>> No.47813413

>you are challenge me?
>the human era is over, the monster era has come

>> No.47813427

>>47813310
I swear there is a comic where the woman turns into a clown
it was alright, even wholesome in a way, but I didn't like the artist other works

>> No.47813445

seeing as cults and rituals are a thing
I want to see a woman become a balrog

>> No.47813447
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>>47813413
Go to bed dormouse-chan.

>> No.47813469

>>47813445
No thanks, she would be a horrendous nagging girlboss

>> No.47813503

>>47813469
and that's a good thing!

>> No.47813511

>>47813445
I want the shyest, most inroverted girl you can find to be a balrog
and have still be a introverted mess when she stransforms

>> No.47813584

>>47813363
Snakes are amazing. Especially pudgy ones. They tend to be lazier and friendlier, but they're still one almighty muscle. If I had a lamia I would cook too much and gently insist she finish it off "so you have stores for the winter", "so you have energy for the summer", ad infinitum

>> No.47813737

>>47813447
Her reign of terror will not end until you return her cheese pillow. She can't sleep without it.

>> No.47813790
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I dreamed that teenage me had a girl who liked him.
I'm really gonna need the demon under my bed to hold my hand this morning.
Oh, if only I had a girl who liked me IRL.

>> No.47813825

>>47813790
Sorry for you anon, know that you're not alone and that it will get better

>> No.47813967

>>47813790
>desiring 3DPD h*man women
Leave

>> No.47814002

>>47813790
Why would she wear a suit just to hang out under my bed? Is this an interview? Oh geez I didn't prepare

>> No.47814006
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>>47813737
>She's tamed the giant snakes
Terror is an understatement.

>> No.47814009

>>47814002
She dressed well to make a good first impression.

>> No.47814185

>>47814009
Is it considered a good impression if I want to unbutton that business suit and rape her?

>> No.47814216

>>47814185
Yes.

>> No.47814445

>>47814006
>TOGETHER WE SHALL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS
I don't remember this part in Hamster Huey and the Big Kablooie

>> No.47814814
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ded

>> No.47814828

>>47814814
Not big surprise.

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Westlands are looking appealing to me. Perhaps it is time for me to embark on a journey to the west.

>> No.47814999

>>47814973
>Anon and his Kakuen companion travel to the distant Westlands so anon can get laid
Why is Kakuen Wukong doing this?

>> No.47815021

>>47814999
eros had him get her out from under a mountain

>> No.47815068
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>>47814973
The west rules

>> No.47815102

>>47814999
hey now there where no details given on WHO he gets with when he reaches the west

>> No.47815161

>>47814973
These Hobgoblins need to drink their milk, no way they can run a tribe like that.

>> No.47815167
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>>47814973
Psh.

>> No.47815169
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>> No.47815348

>>47815102
Monkey Queen should have developed impressive muscles from their adventures together, if she didn't have them already.

>> No.47815477

>>47814973
Urge to smooch a chubby gobbo.on the tummy is rising.

>> No.47815703
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momster who never gets you your own room or bed; you've slept with her your whole life and are confused when people look at you strangely for mentioning you still cuddle with your mommy every night

>> No.47815775

>>47815169
Big. Too big.

>> No.47815792

>>47815703
>start getting nightly ejaculations
>momster says to prevent making a mess again, you have to sleep with your weenie in her

>> No.47816063
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gotta go on holiday to dragonia

>> No.47816114

>>47816063
Looks like french garbage mix with japanese slop

>> No.47816141
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>>47816114
No, it's not, you're obsessed and retarded

>> No.47816199

>>47816063
I'll just try the fries for now...

>> No.47816240

>>47816063
Get the couples drink and drink it by yourself

>> No.47816250

>>47816199
according to the wiki thats actually pocky in the shape of a dragon horn

>> No.47816256

>>47816240
That's just sad.

>> No.47816265

>>47816250
I've never tried that before but okay

>> No.47816301

>>47816265
its a chocolate biscuit stick

>> No.47816344

>>47816063
The burger looks more like a gyro, very appealing

>> No.47816379

>>47816063
dragons could easily defeat me with what looks like some sort of roast beef stew in the bottom left there

>> No.47816510

>>47816344
I should go out for a gyro today.
I've been eating out more often and while it's certainly an expense, I think it's well worth it.

>> No.47816563
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>> No.47816577

>>47816510
Eating gyros from the local Greek place and being accosted by minotaur tomboys fresh back from the gym looking for a protein fix, no matter the source

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Corpus amittit bellum

>> No.47816705
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>> No.47816859

>>47816063
>go to dragon and boot up my pc to play Doom
>Dick deep in dragon
>The shores of Ryu
>Dragonia
>Thy dick consumed
something is...wrong here.
>Doom 2 Dragons on earth
>TNT:Dragonlution
>Final Doom:The Wurm experiment
>most of my games all have dragons in them or dragons as romance option
ok wtf is happening?

>> No.47816870

>>47812555
I like 2 so long as the physical part is a week or less in most cases. 3 as a very rapid transformation but still not a true poof is nice if they get absolutely gobsmacked by MAMONO MANA. I have a TF fetish so I want some transformation either way.

>> No.47816872

>>47816859
>Divinity Dragon Commander but there's a dragon princess
I'll buy that for a dollar

>> No.47816890

>>47816859
Any dragonian internet connection comes free with a cyber wurm virus, themeing everything after dragons. That is, after all, why you're in dragonia, is it not?

>> No.47816894

Protip: to defeat the cyberdemon, fuck her until she cums

>> No.47816986
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Is it time to post something?
Yes, best girl.

>> No.47817013

>>47816859
You should have used a VPN (Vulpine Private Network) when traveling abroad.

>> No.47817014

>>47816894
What chance does a flesh and blood human have against a cybernetically enhanced demonussy? I'll bust before she can make the usb connection sound
Signing that EULA will be the last mistake I'll ever make

>> No.47817046

>>47816986
You unfortunately missed the proper thread to post your tribute.
>>/jp/thread/S47796802

>> No.47817083
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>>47813156
Mutually beneficial experience.

>> No.47817192

Which monstergirl would visit you if you would wake up in the middle of the night and scream I HAVE GOT TO GET MY DICK SUCKED

>> No.47817207
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>> No.47817218

>>47817192
There should at least be a spider waiting for a good moment, and this is one of them.

>> No.47817225
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>>47817083
True, it gives buff to both exponentially

>> No.47817242

>>47817192
You've just attracted the attention of every ghould in town, you fool!

>> No.47817317

Baka-fox wants to ruin my lineage. She doesn't know that I don't plan to have children anyway.

>> No.47817321
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>> No.47817329

Is anyone going to go see the Lizard of Oz remake? I've heard it's really good.

>> No.47817370

>>47817329
>shota named Dor meets the TinWoman
>>lubes her up
>CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK
This movie is supposed to be political allegory or something, not smut!

>> No.47817377

>>47817225
This gif reminded me that I need get a cheshire in bed right now.

>> No.47817408
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You are now imagining the strong, toned back of a minotaur that's bent over in front of you.

>> No.47817413

>>47817408
Meh, I've got soft holsts to milk.

>> No.47817418

>>47817408
They call me the Ship of Theseus because none of the original bones are left in my pelvis

>> No.47817419
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>>47817413
Fair enough. You take the holsts. I'll take the minos.

>> No.47817424

>>47817418
Hip of Theseus. Goddammit I came up with the perfect pun and then wrote it wrong anyway

>> No.47817427

>>47817419
Milkshakes and protein shakes, together in harmony.

>> No.47817433

>>47817377
I wish I had on my side too, post mortem maybe

>> No.47817435
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>> No.47817436

imagine the minotaur ushi cross.

>> No.47817445

>>47817419
I need holst thst outsofts and outboobs minos muscles

>> No.47817446

wonderland ushi oni with tits as big as her spider half

>> No.47817496
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>> No.47817501

cows but flat and with large milk production and above average butts

>> No.47817544 [DELETED] 

Sent a blemish giant rabbit-girl by monster state police as punishment for being stressed and single, with no leniency

>> No.47817547

>>47816859
>Wurms Armageddon

>> No.47817560

Sent a flemish giant bunny-girl by monster state police as punishment for being stressed and single, with no leniency

>> No.47817561

>try to fix malef, assuming it won't work
>it works
fuck how do I make her go back?

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Kitty titty city.

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>> No.47817667

This town is full of mamonos
How can you sit here and eat pizza

>> No.47817676

>>47817561
Make an elaborate plan where you break her heart and tell her that you can't be together. Then disappear. Her instincts will activate and she will start a conquering campaign and subjugate every neighbouring nation until she finds you

>> No.47817689

>>47817667
Pizza is tasty.

>> No.47817702
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>> No.47817754

>>47817667
i made eye contact with one and now theres a succbutt sitting on my pizza

>> No.47817771
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>> No.47817784

>>47817702
>Frickles
Maybe I would

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>> No.47817825
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Ahh cool, a kiki plushie!

Certainly nothing will go wrong if I buy it and take it home. It most definitely isn't an actual kiki using magic to disguise herself as a plushie as a way to trap me in my own home!

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All we wanna do is eat your cum
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your cum
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your cum

>> No.47817871

>>47817864
>AIslop
No.

>> No.47817878

If a lim invades your city, you must tell her it is against the law and you will therefore make a citizen's arrest.

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I wanna play wight's bongos

>> No.47817903

>>47817878
I'm going to uh... rest my dick in her mouth.

>> No.47817928

>>47817825
It's a little Bogey that wants to be like a Kiki when she grows up.

>> No.47817936

>>47817882
I like the attention to background detail in LN drawings like this.

>> No.47817976

What are the consecuences of playing with my recently alped childhood friend's heart?

>> No.47817999

Welp. Ao3 is down.

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>> No.47818012

>>47817936
May he rest in peace.

>> No.47818018

>>47817999
It's working for me

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>> No.47818099

>shirohebi that collects her girl juice, sweat, and spit into bottles
>mixes them together
>puts them in a spray bottle
>sprays hubby every time he leaves home so the whores know for sure that he's already claimed

>> No.47818101

>>47818084
Powerful tail. Attracts many men. Other cats feel envy.

>> No.47818106

>>47817999
Sensei Kenkou sends his regards

>> No.47818109

>>47818101
Stop replying to a spam bot.

>> No.47818134

>>47818106
That would be hilarious.

>> No.47818154

>>47818099
It's free perfume when you think about it, amd you get to smell your wife everywhere you go.

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>>47818101
I sign of power and good health. That's why lims have such thick tails.

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MGE upsets me

>> No.47818172

>>47818165
3 for 1 deal. That's a win.

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>>47818165
Good.

>> No.47818196

>>47818172
More like 1 and two halves. It looks like you are getting a good deal, but really you have to assemble the other two until they become full mamono.

>> No.47818240

Whats the biggest monster I could standing 69 with, with me as the one holding her up?

>> No.47818245
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You know you would.

>> No.47818282

>>47818245
I would indeed snatch that teddy bear to watch her cry. I'm heartless like that.

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>>47818245
Every time an Alice gets pregnant, an angel gets her wings.

>> No.47818305

>>47818282
Her older sister, Miss Succu enchanted it. Taking the teddy bear will ensure that you're deep inside her younger sister within minutes.

>> No.47818317

>>47818245
Only after casting Hagification

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>I'm so sorry, this place is just falling apart
>The mechanism is broken, you see
>It wasn't supposed to stop there, I assure you

>> No.47818334

>>47818317
Alice is resistant to such spells and potions. It's a temporary effect, and it will wear off just moments before you climax.

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Hellhounds on the streets
>Men are property, their only right should be the right to a loving mamono wife to protect them
Hellhounds in the sheets
>Aaaah, choke me daddy <3

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>>47817667
She said she was fine by herself. She said a fatso like me would just slow her down.

>> No.47818380

>>47818332
>Undead fancy themselves nobles
>Yet their estates are in disrepair

>> No.47818390

>>47818334
Perfect.

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>Laugh while you can, human. Three more molts and you're mine.

>> No.47818412

>>47818345
>Hellhound teasing you for your weak grip(compared to her) while she doms you.
Hot.

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>>47818392
Just 3? Ushis grow fast!

>> No.47818510

>>47818392
What do you guys do with all the extra molts and shed snakeskins?

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>>47818510

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>>47818392
The size of an ushi-oni doesn't matter. If she grabs you, you belong to her now.

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>> No.47818583

>>47817192
An amateur artist/musician kraken whose massive ego is disproportionate to the actual quality of her artistic creations

>> No.47818621

If I get isekai'd it will definitely be with an overpowered ability to outright retcon my circumstances or anything I don't like or to change reality to suit my whims on a dime since every isekai is about that. Let's see those fucking monsters get me then when I snap my fingers and they cease to exist.

>> No.47818631

>>47818332
Phantoms Need more appreciation.
It's a Phantom Of The Opera Monster girl that turna the world around Hero in a musical, how can you not love a concept likes that.

>> No.47818644

>>47818510
Use them for Halloween decorations.

>> No.47818713

>Twitterfaggot repost of 4chinz le ebic "meme" screencap
>Reddit buddy
>gacha slop
>furfaggots and scat fetishist still running around
Stop making threads and ruining /jp/ with your dumpster of a thread, thank you. Stay on /vg/ where you fags belong now since you retards spam gacha trash 99% of the time anyways now.

>> No.47818723
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>> No.47818736

>>47818713
Go away mick, everyone knows it's just you false flagging again.

>> No.47818762
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Sorry, we are out of shogs, have a slime maid.

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>> No.47818767

>>47818762
I don't want a shog. I'd rather not be a monsterboy.

>> No.47818769

>>47818713
Just so nobody gets bamboozled by his concern trolling, this is just one of the eternally buttmad pests trying to plant false narrative that /jp/ anons hate us. Most likely the one behind /vg/ crossposting.
>>/jp/thread/47723020#p47723055

>> No.47818799

>>47818769
>his concern trolling
Look, I don't like him as much as the next guy, but you really have to stop misusing that word.

>> No.47818802

>>47818769
>concern trolling,
I'm calling you faggots that need to fuck off. That's not concern trolling, there's no sympathy towards any of you.

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>>47818736
I fixed up her eyes.

>> No.47818846

>>47818799
Not him, but assuming the fag in question is an outsider from /vg/, then him pretending to care about the state of /jp/ counts as concern trolling.

>> No.47818886

>>47818631
Phantoms desperate to connect with the youth resort to rapping.

>> No.47818918
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You have been approached by a lizard.

>> No.47818925

>>47818918
i lick the beer foam off her sweaty thighs

>> No.47818997

>>47818918
Sex with thick combat monster girls

>> No.47819031

>>47818918
I start eating her juicy tail

>> No.47819051
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Wurmzilla

>> No.47819058

>>47818918
She is quite clearly sitting down and not approaching me.

>> No.47819068
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>> No.47819105

It's okay to settle for an elf.

>> No.47819114

>>47819105
If I wanted a haughty knife-ear, I'd have married a vampire.

>> No.47819121

I will make plastics from slime gels.

>> No.47819126

>>47819121
Microplastics are stored in the balls.

>> No.47819135

>>47819114
vampires are extremely hard to reach. Elves will at least tell you which forest they live in, making it a bit easier to reach their secret domain.

>> No.47819139

>>47819135
>vampires are extremely hard to reach
Just invite them.

>> No.47819151

>>47819139
How would you make contact with a vampire that's sufficient enough to allow you to invite her in the first place?
They're NEETs who dwell deep in the interior of their devlish mansion. They probably have social anxiety too so they wouldn't respond.

>> No.47819167

>>47819151
Write her a letter. It's even easier if the NEETpire keeps up with technology (i.e. has tech from at least the 90s), then you can hit her up with an e-mail.

>> No.47819192

>>47819114
If I wanted a bloodsucking parasite, I'd have married a human.

>> No.47819200

>>47819192
>bloodsucking
Last time i checked, humans don't feed off of blood so...

>> No.47819315
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The only good elf is a dead elf.

>> No.47819336

Hello, yes, I'd like your haggiest lolis possible.

>> No.47819340

>>47818374
How did you get this picture of me and my wife?

>> No.47819353

>>47819315
please do not be mean to miss banshee, she is trying her best

>> No.47819359

>>47819353
I'm not mean, Banshees are good girls.

>> No.47819398
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The slutty brats are way too seductive.

>> No.47819438
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>Well anon it looks like you were right, it is possible to transfer minds from one body to another.
>There's a slight problem though. I can't swap us back while I'm in your body and you can't swap us back because you don't know how to use my body. We're going to need to find another mindflayer to fix this.

>> No.47819440

>>47819359
The must have great singing voices, I want to hear a loli Banshee sing a tender lullaby type song.

>> No.47819445

>>47819398
>EMG
Trash, not interested in 3DPD-tier whores.

>> No.47819447

>>47819438
Fuck off troon

>> No.47819505

>>47819440
I like to imagine little ones like more energetic songs and mellow out with age.

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Fact: evil monsters would be the ones fixing you

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>>47819534
Sorry I’m only into good, generous and merciful monsters

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>> No.47819673

>kidnapped by a whitehorn
>she has over 1000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant
I think I'm in for a rough time.

>> No.47819696

>>47819505
Their default state is pretty mellow, so I imagine the average Banshee likes slow songs regardless of age. But when it comes to the ones that don't have the average interests, there's probably some wild ones like metal vocalists in heavy makeup and spiky outfits.

>> No.47819755

Can Bardanon beat the monsters with the power of music?

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>> No.47819824

>>47819438
so this will end up becoming that one futurama episode but with 20 flayers mixed up minds

>> No.47819834
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Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape

>> No.47819841

My ochimusha bodyguard protects me from the crazy hellhound gang. And the best part is that she's willing to do it for free. I wonder why she's not charging me money for it, I wish I understand Zipangunese.

>> No.47819845

>>47817702
I can't get over how nice this color palette is. Why are monster girls so pretty AAAHHHHH

>> No.47819953

>>47819673
>sits you down
>drags blankets around you
>puts a mug of cocoa in your hands and a tray of gingerbread on the coffee table
>guides you through her collection of board games
>the winterstown monopoly box looks like it was passed down from her grandmother 50 years ago, creased and faded and scuffed, the gamepieces made of genuine mamono lead
>settle on clue
>no one brings up the SHTF-tier WALL of lube bottles behind her

>> No.47819972

>>47819673
>>47819953
maybe they are a merchant but don't have any storage warehouse so just keep their stockpile in their home?

>> No.47819978

>>47819953
Compliment her collection of bottles and ask how long it took to get that much

>> No.47819980

>>47819953
>>47819972
No, she's using them on you.
How she's using them is up for you to decide.

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>>47819972
Haha. Hahaha. Nooooo. No no no. No no NO no no. Aha ha. Nnnnoo...

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She's going to restrain you against the wall.
She's going to use a potion to turn your pecker into that of a horse.
She's going to rape you for a minimum of 6 hours everyday.
She will have no remorse, and your pleas for her to stop will only make her hornier and prolong the ordeal.

That's what all the oil and lube is for.

>> No.47820108

Need that pic of a whitehorn staring into your window in like 4 foot of snow, NOW.

>> No.47820145

>>47820108
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful

>> No.47820152

>>47820108
>hitehorn staring into your window in like 4 foot of snow
*just hide in your room and she'll go away*
*just hide in your room and she'll go away*
*just hide in your room and she'll go away*

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Stop slandering Ms. Whitehorn
She is NOT a rapist but a lovely young lady who is quite a catch

>> No.47820156

bat loli

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>>47820108
There's no way this girl could be dangerous. It should be fine to let her in, right?

>> No.47820173

>>47820154
She is a lovely, young lady. But when you live alone in a mountain lodge, you get quite lonely on those cold winter nights. Then, the mind starts churning, and more and more depraved thoughts enter her head. And when she happens across anon one day, well, all bets are off at that point.

>> No.47820178

>>47820167
>She's been waiting outside your house for 13 hours
>The moment you step out she's running you down and taking you

>> No.47820188

>>47820167
You're not just going to let her freeze out there, are you Anon? Eros is always watching...

>> No.47820195

>>47820188
Don't worry, she has a sweater that'll keep him warm.
He'll need to share it though.

>> No.47820217

>>47820195
It doesn't matter how warm it is inside, he's getting stuffed into her sweater regardless

>> No.47820232

>>47820195
I like that idea that whitehorn coats have slits on the sides, so that when hubby is riding her on a cold day, he can warm his hands by slipping them into the coat. And just so conveniently, when you slip your hands into her coat, it goes right underneath her breasts, and she doesn't have anything on underneath the coat, so it's skin on skin. Hands underneath boobs and plenty of opportunity to fondle those breasts while riding her.

>> No.47820282

>>47820232
Based white horn understander.

>>47820167
She's too powerful.

>> No.47820305
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>Nooo! Whitehorn would never rape me!
>Whitehorn is a good girl who is kind and gentle!
>"Haha, rape good. Benis is bagina."
>"Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape!"
>"Gimme a baby, Anon!"
>"Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape!"
>Kindly treats him to hot cocoa and cookies after the rape session.

>> No.47820307

>>47820167
>>47820282
I'm not really into whitehorns, but damn I wish a woman would look at me like that.

>> No.47820320

>>47820307
I'm really into girls when they save my life

>> No.47820335

>>47820320
I don't understand people who say that a monster that saved a single man's life isn't entitled to have sex with him.

>> No.47820354

>>47820307
>damn I wish a woman would look at me like that.
one probably did but you didn't notice

>> No.47820358

>>47820354
You're very kind.

>> No.47820371

>>47820305
>It Appears My Superiority Has Led to Some Controversy

>> No.47820476

>>47820354
lol

>> No.47820482

>use the MGE roulette to see who will take me when I wake up tomorrow
>whitehorn on the first go
This can't be coincidence.

>> No.47820486

>>47820482
Oh deer.

>> No.47820495

>>47820486
Oh deer indeed!

>> No.47820620
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Dance Kot is Dancing

>> No.47820627

what would she do if i san out of tune?

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>>47820620
Cats are quite nimble and know how to move

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>>47820482
Whitehorn-san has rigged the slots

>> No.47820653

Heres a prank idea: Walk up to a single lich who you have never met stare into her eyes say “I love you.” Then walk away never to see her again.

>> No.47820661

>>47820653
Here's a better prank idea: Kiss her on the mouth.

>> No.47820718

You can tell that you live in a monster girl town when the buildings and the design of public spaces have the aesthetic of a pink hearts and "girly girl" designs that would appeal to girls and women everywhere

>> No.47820734

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DANUKI YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU STUPID MONSTER I FUCKING HATE YOU CONNIVING HARLOT YOU REPOSSESSED MY HOUSE FOR BEING ONE DOLLAR SHORT ON THE PAYMENT AND NOW I'M HOMELESS YOU FUCKING GREEDY BITCH I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEE

>> No.47820745

>>47820643
That tail is going supersonic. The only person she could possibly be looking at is her mate for life.

>> No.47820754
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>> No.47820758

>>47820718
that only happens when people are married, single town is just trying to attract bachelors

>> No.47820765

>>47820661
That is a step too far

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Cheshire always fanum taxing that pizzeria.

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>> No.47820838

>>47818631
Phantoms make the best wingwomen too.
>I have commitment issues and I need rape now!
>Call J.G. Wansworth
>877-RAPE-NOW!

>> No.47820859

>>47820640
Those moves are weirds...

>> No.47820864

>>47820173
But anon has been living alone too for decades too, what happened if he's the one catching a white horn in his bun... Chalet?

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>>47820354
Lies, tell me lies

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>>47820859
Cats are weird, probably just some cat thing that can safely be ignored.
Like that thing they do when they have two tails

>> No.47820884

>>47820878
Well, I spent 2 minutes starring at her dance, what ever she's doing is working on me

>> No.47820907

You alright anon?

>> No.47820927
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>>47820907
No

>> No.47820930

If a Monster messes with one human, she messes with all of us. Prepare to fight all one hundred of us angry villagers if you want to rape that single young lad you want so much, Ushi-Oni devil. You can't beat us all.

>> No.47820931

>>47820927
Get well soon.

>> No.47820939

An anon promised me that i would wake up to a whitehorn laying besides me in bed. Is it still not tomorrow yet?

>> No.47820970

Just do what the MCU writers do and make the demon lord sympathetic in her reason for domination
then more people will side with her

>> No.47820973

>>47820930
>Ushi-Oni retreats
>next day she brings 99 more Ushi-Oni
Uh, villagerkeks? What now....?!

>> No.47820975

>>47820970
>MCU
Times have changed anon, The DL is trying to purge human women, and while monstergirls are stronger and faster than men, they still operate in the name of heterosexual love primarily
MGE in the current year MCU would never pass the cutting room until its full of all the DEI crap plagueing it since cap.marvel

>> No.47821005

Who wins the head butting match?
>Minotaur
>Weresheep
>Satyros
>Whitehorn
>Baphomet
>Holstaur
>Krampus
Rules: no magic, head-to-head bonking only

>> No.47821009

>>47820907
Alive and just arrived at work, and you?

>> No.47821018

>>47820907
I have the day off today, I've never been better!
Please send help they're inside the walls

>> No.47821027

>>47821005
my money is on minotaur
>no magic
baph loses. can weresheep even participate? i think her sedative effect is magical

>> No.47821029
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but I've cracked the code. The Nyakuza, Jinko Triads, Ocelomeh cartels, hell, even the Sphnx unions, all of them, they're all connected. I know Big Cat is out there, planning something, I just don't know what, why, or where, but I KNOW they're doing it. It's only a matter of time before they find me but I have to get the truth out I have to let people know I ha

>> No.47821039

>>47820973
>next day she brings 99 more Ushi-Oni
That was nice of her. She could've just bled on the women and let the rest sort itself out.

>> No.47821043

Imagine losing and getting raped by final boss monsters when you could lose and get raped by post-game superboss monsters

>> No.47821054

>>47821029
Yeah and they pay well and have an excellent health insurance. The jobs are not the most exciting, you do deliveries, guard warehouse and act as a bodyguard important kots. Being goon under big cat is rewarding. Speaking of, we just got a bounty for your head, don't resist and you can choose your flavor of cat.

>> No.47821057

>>47821029
>Bro actually believes there some big cat conspiracy.
Meds. Take them.

>> No.47821058

>>47821043
im not good enough to be raped by bosses
i can only get raped by lvl 1 starter zone mobs after tripping and knocking myself out

>> No.47821064
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>>47821029
Deserved

>> No.47821067

>>47821064
She's too cute to talk like that.

>> No.47821069

>>47821067
she can destroy me any time
in smash

>> No.47821070

>>47821054
>act as a bodyguard important kots
>expect to be big stern guy to protect your kot like in the movies
>she just holds you in her lap in big meetings while she strokes your head and purrs into your ear
It's a living

>> No.47821081

>>47821005
>Preseason elimination
Minotaur eliminated, horns too small. Humiliation.
Holstaur eliminated, all her strength is in her boobs, not her head. Nice try!
Satyros disqualified, showed up drunk and kept trying to use her legs instead.
>Round 1
Weresheep v. baphomet: The sheep was sheared recently and, in her fervor, tossed little bapho out of the ring with a good buck. Her big horns blocked little bapho's impressive attempt. Weresheep victory.
Whitehorn v. krampus: A duel of the odd and awkward horn angles. But, as it so happened, krampus got caught in her antlers, and despite her famous density, was able to be outforced by the whitehorn and pinned to the ground. Whitehorn victory.
>Round 2
Whitehorn v. weresheep: Antlers against proper horns! However, the weight classes are vastly imbalanced. They take their stance, charge, and *pop!* go Ms. White's horns clean off. She's sent back on her butt and is too dazed to continue fighting. Emergency responders are on the scene. A unicorn can be seen there out in the yard trying to put them back on like they were magnets or something. Hossnurses declare her A-OK and she will be airlifted to the brownie bar for recuperation. A dazzling weresheep victory! Oh no, she's- she's charging into the crowd now! It seems she's located a bachelor!

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>>47821067
You're going to get her to swear more if you say that

>> No.47821086

>>47821083
Inside of every grizzled boss cat there's a precious little kitty waiting to be loved, fawned over, and dressed up in cute clothes. I know this.

>> No.47821087

>>47821083
Can she swear at me in a language I don't understand? It's hotter that way

>> No.47821091

>>47821070
It not always like that, sometimes you need to put the full tactical gears and feel likes elites soldier protecting a vip to impress rival mafias. It's actually really boring, nothing happens and you just wait for your wif... big boss to finish her deal with the NY rats

>> No.47821092

>>47821083
Jinko is cute, no matter how big or how many times she curses

>> No.47821110

>>47821083
She needs a good dicking but you will never catch me saying that out loud. I saw what happened to that Cheshire cat

>> No.47821116

>>47821029
>Big Cat
WHO IS SHE
WHAT IS SHE PUSHING OFF THE TABLE

>> No.47821179

>>47821081
>>47821083
fuck off

>> No.47821270

Who's big cat big boss?

>> No.47821279 [SPOILER] 
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>>47821270
Whomstsoever controls the catnip supply

>> No.47821285

I'm starting to think I might be weak to hellhounds

>> No.47821299

>>47821285
Hell, even a Werewolf or a big enoug Kobold could probably take you

>> No.47821308

>>47821299
damn, I could even by stopped by a stern enough kiki or anubis, I bet

>> No.47821309

>>47821058
Haha, what an incompetent! I'll have you know that I met my level 1 goblin wife when we engaged in an epic battle of mastery of arms on the border of the starting village. The techniques we performed, passed down by our respective masters, were unleashed at full force and with skillful aplomb, such that we ended up scoring a decisive blow on each other simultaneously. Thus, our relationship was built on mutual respect. If any of the other adventurers or monsters tell you we were just standing there windmilling our arms at each other while screaming at the top of our lungs until we both passed out from exhaustion, they are liars and are just jealous of our combat expertise.

>> No.47821311

>>47821279
I'm going to fuck the marshmallow cats and nobody can stop me

>> No.47821362

>>47821279
It all makes sense now. They've been hiding in plain sight all along. (Cue flashback of various crimes being committed by cats with a dramatic zoom in of a marshmallow cat in the background)

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47821387

>>47821362
Marshmallow cat are everywhere in mamono society

>> No.47821401

>>47821362
>he nynows too much

>> No.47821416
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Would malef mom be mad if me and her adopted dragonewt daughter just skipped the whole wedding thing?

>> No.47821423

>>47821416
>unmarried sex with mamono
Kinky

>> No.47821485
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I tamed the hound

>> No.47821490

>>47821485
Good job anon, it's a small step for man, one giant leap for anons

>> No.47821517

>>47821485
Der Maledom

>> No.47821532

>>47821517
Deep dark fantasy

>> No.47821541
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Deep dork fantasy

>> No.47821545

>>47821541
That is such a comfy-looking sweater

>> No.47821556

>>47821545
Imagine the smell

>> No.47821557

>>47821541
I want to grab her by the horns and rape her mouth, dork are too powerful

>> No.47821604

I want to sit in a grassy floodriver on a rainy day with a toad girl.

>>47821485
Oh, you've tamed her, huh? Care to explain what happens when you're three minutes late with one of her six meals per day?

>> No.47821613

>>47821541
I will smack the goof out of this lim and force her to wear proper succ lingerie and force her to walk on the most pointy stiletto high heels

>> No.47821683

>>47820975
Reminds me of when that one guy that made a version of Beast's roulette and added gay people.

>> No.47821739

>>47821683
Wait how does that work? Adding a bunch of alps?

>> No.47821745

>>47821739
It doesn't and it's just a MGE in name only

>> No.47821970

Pumping and dumping a pyrow before moving underwater!

>> No.47821992

>>47818918
>"what can i do for you?"

>> No.47821999

>>47821970
>cum balls deep in Pyrow
>whisper into her ear "let's just stay friends"
>throw a smoke bomb and disappear before she can do anything
Ninjas Cum For Free™

>> No.47822020

>>47821999
>cum inside Pyrow
>cum inside Pyrow
>cum inside Pyrow
>vaguely remember that you wanted to do something else too
>disregard the thought and cum inside Pyrow again

>> No.47822052

>>47822020
>anon's subconsciousness compares the pleasure of cumming inside Pyrow with potential (lack of) pleasure in realizing anon's gay plan that involves not cumming inside Pyrow anymore
>replaces every single thought inside anon's mind with "CUM INSIDE THE PYROW PUSSY"
Mamono brainrot is a hell of a drug

>> No.47822240

Rap battle against pyrow and Cheshire about who has the better gyatt and rizz

>> No.47822245

>>47821683
>>47821739
>>47821745
He had a desclaimer saying that keeping out homosexual couples was a "retarded" decision of KC's and is deliberately ignoring it.
As such,the roulette was no longer gender locked, and women could use it and start lesbian relationships.
there were other things, such as 3M being married to a baphomet ( I mostly dislike the sabbath for various reasons) but the story has been lost to time since it was on the old wiki iirc

>> No.47822254

All this talk of pyrows reminded me how last week I heard kids IRL talk about "rizz" and "skibidi" and it made me feel old.

>> No.47822273

>>47822052
zoomer gyaru demon pussy + zoomer gyaru demon speech brainrot + mamono brainrot = total IQ death
Stay clear of pyrows, anons

>> No.47822301

>>47822254
This is what you gonna hear alot after portals open when you gonna get molested by pyrows waiting for their school succu-bus at the bus stop

>> No.47822423

I'd rather an old Pyrow pretending to be young and using 80s lingo.

>> No.47822451

>portal pyrows' last anomalous exposure to human culture was shakespeare

>> No.47822468

>>47821745
Sounds fine to me.

>> No.47822502
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Gyaru zoomer Baphs when?

>> No.47822512

>>47822451
Remember that the old word "wherefore" means "why".

>> No.47822538

>>47822502
She has cunny

>> No.47822550

>>47822538
I mean yeah, it would be a problem if she had something else down there

>> No.47822566

>>47822502
Tell her to play Popcorn.

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They just can't help themselves.
If you let them keep it it's arguably ethical catch-and-release.

>> No.47822656

>>47822052
I, for one, would never ever lose to pyrow pussy.

>> No.47822668

Pyrow pussy = pyssy

>> No.47822702

>>47821999
I wouldn't cum balls deep in a pyrow, I'd use a condom.

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>>47822702
Oh no, your Pyrow-proof condoms were rated for 800 degrees, but Pyrow pussy heats up to 900 degrees when in contact with dick of her destined soulmate

>> No.47822902

>>47822874
...ow

>> No.47822917

If a mermaid has died from old age, is it permissible to use her tail as food, or does that go too far?

>> No.47822925

>>47822874
>Rubber melts and adheres to your dick
Not gonna be a fun time.

>> No.47822944

>>47822925
Mamonobanana makes your dick heatproof, obviously

>> No.47822947

>>47822902
Hey, if you can fuck lava, you can handle this.

>> No.47823093

>>47822917
Too far unless you let me eat bone marrow from zombie dragon

>> No.47823257
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Will you troll on 4mon?

>> No.47823261

>>47823257
Yes.

>> No.47823265

>>47823257
I'd rather a troll.

>> No.47823275

>>47823261
How?
>>47823265
You will hangout on botanical general and post your cock as a prank?

>> No.47823291

>>47823275
By trolling them.

>> No.47823296
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Know the difference between Melanin and Melatonin, it could mean the difference between getting a Hellhound or a Doromice

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>>47823275
More like step away from the computer and go touch (Troll) ass.
>>47823296
Brown Dormouse though.

>> No.47823459

>>47823393
>step away from the computer
You can do that? Wtf

>> No.47823555

>>47823393
>Brown Dormouse though.
Tastes like crack?

>> No.47823782

>>47823555
If it's her crack you choose to taste.

>> No.47823853

>>47813310
This post made me appreciate Boogies more

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>>47823393
Niggermouse

>> No.47823918

Sleephound or Rapemice?

>> No.47823955

>>47823918
Sleephound

>> No.47823975 [DELETED] 

>>47823393
I want a gyaru Dormouse gaping partner

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>> No.47824072

>>47824030
Christmas cake cat, only 1 year older than me now. Feel weird.

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>When an angel becomes too fat to fly

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>>47823975
This but Gyaru Bapho hag

>> No.47824161
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>>47820640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAvisKOVoV4

>> No.47824218

>>47824030
Imagine the foursome.

>> No.47824258

>>47824161
Fat cat ass
Could be fatter

>> No.47824283

>>47824030
>>47824108
God I love hags

>> No.47824382

>>47824283
Unfortunately hags can't love you back they are bitter and spiteful creatures

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>>47824382
Seething Sabbath hands typed this post.

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>> No.47824507

>>47824382
>bitter and spiteful creatures
I can fix her

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>>47824449
But the Sabbath is mostly composed by hags, even if they don't looks like proper hags

>> No.47824567

>>47824499
ew, foxes.

>> No.47824821

what are surprising things that would be illegal in monster country?

>> No.47824839

>>47824821
Condoms

>> No.47824853

>>47824821
being argentinian

>> No.47824875

>>47824821
Onaholes
Sure they can be used by couples, but at the same time they suggest that you can replace mamono pussy with some shitty rubber sleeve.

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>> No.47824939

>>47824821
Cumming outside or pulling out

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>> No.47824985

>>47824954
I want an army of these.

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>> No.47825051

>>47824382
At least there'll be someone who I can mutually complain with over coffee before retreating back to my computer cave

>> No.47825091

i imagine civilized monster countries would give single men a grace period to find a mate at their own pace, with its length varying by province

>> No.47825186

>>47820640
10 hours later, I'm still hypnotized by the cat's moves, such an agile creature

>> No.47825200

>>47825091
>local Rata leaks the date when anon's grace period ends
>for the whole week before it ends, his home is surrounded by thirsty mamono clumsily trying to hide between corners and bushes

>> No.47825213

>>47824382
They're just like us

>> No.47825240

>>47825091
I imagine something like a formulary to fill with what you like dislike... Something really detailed with a dozen of pages. You have a month to give it back. Eros's agents will then give you potential mate and help your organized date if needed. It can take years if needed if you're acting in good faith

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>> No.47825254

>>47825200
>Get a loud speaker
>Demand that all of them line up
>Maybe interview them or something
>Pick your favorite(s)
>Live happily ever after
Damn, living with monsters is easy, I'm moving right now!

>> No.47825346

>>47823393
mmmm, brown sugar

>> No.47825366
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>Hey kid, wanna do mofu?

>> No.47825391

>>47825366
I need an adult

>> No.47825408

>>47825346
Dark molasses

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>>47825391
They are adults.

>> No.47825436

>>47825366
yes but no fox mofu

>> No.47825495

>>47825240
Can they help me summon succubus? I are stupid and can't draw a circle

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>> No.47825531

>>47825240
A group of government-assigned matchmaker sounds simultaneously dystopian as fuck and amazing if the program is voluntary and/or they're good at their jobs. Funny how that works, though I guess by monster rules they'd luck into being good at the very worst.

>> No.47825867

>>47825531
In theory, yes but if it's made by eros it will be respectful and voluntary

>> No.47825872

other gods angry how eros is the only god ever talked about(besides cg).

>> No.47825884

your soulmate is a greenworm.
there, problem solved.

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>>47825884

>> No.47825899

>>47825872
I talk about bastet al the time.

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>>47825872
She's the best goddess. Being a crusader and fighting for love and romance in her name is a dream job

>> No.47825906

>>47825872
She is the best, after all.
Poseidon's pretty cool for her outright rebellion against the cg and dumpstering chaos
Bacchus is fine but a bit simplistic
Ares got nothing for me
Maras more of a gimmick
Hathor is boobs

>> No.47825952

>>47825906
Bastet's angels...

>> No.47826034

>>47825872
I've talked about me being able to beat and mating press ares before

>> No.47826037
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ded

>> No.47826065
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>>47826037
Not dead. Hibernating.

>> No.47826084

>>47826065
Hebinating

>> No.47826087

>>47826037
I want to be grabbed by those claws.

>> No.47826090

>>47826065
Hyphenating.

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>> No.47826172

>>47825906
>Hathor is boobs
She provides all I've ever really needed.

>> No.47826246

You can make your life better if you move your residence to a minotaur's sweater

>> No.47826312
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none bigger
none milkier
none softer
none better

>> No.47826345

>>47826312
>none softer
I'm safe then. I don't want soft girls

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>> No.47826359

>>47826312
>none softer
False. There is a certain variety of dragon but they don't like to talk about it.

>> No.47826361

>>47826312
Trapped in a sleeping minotaurs embrace and they keep licking my hair so ill have a cowlick

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>> No.47826554

thinkin bout those hellcows, demonic bovines with temper and jugs to match

>> No.47826596

>>47824939
>Forbidding monsters from getting bukkake'd
This isn't happening.

>> No.47826606

>Otohime posts on 4mon asking other ocean girls for dating advice
>ten krakens all tell her to just sink a ship and grab one of the crewmen
>"I don't know, that seems rude"
>"it's fine, men like it when you're assertive"
>krakens all post pictures of themselves with their husbands
>for the next few months, the seas around Zipangu are impassible due to sea dragons sinking most of the ships

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I want to be enveloped in a tangled ball of tentacles.

>> No.47826646

>>47826540
Damn, I want to ripe apart her pantyhose

>> No.47826664
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>>47826345
do you want hard girls?
this one is quite hard.
she has a strong outer shell

>> No.47826703

>Diamond suit cheshire cat

>> No.47826746

Business suit cheshire cat

>> No.47826764

Lawsuit cheshire cat

>> No.47826771

>>47826746
Serious businesswoman all about serious business.

>> No.47826776

>>47826664
She will have trouble breaking me out of my shell.

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>>47826764
the charges?

>> No.47826787

>>47826782
Being cringe

>> No.47826806

>>47826782
Raping anon on a day other than caturday

>> No.47826827

>>47826596
I want to bukake a cait sith and see her little snout ABSOLUTELY TANGLED in my semen.

>> No.47826833

>>47826782
Not voring me on a daily basis.

>> No.47826848

>>47826806
But every day is caturday if you are married to a cheshire?

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>>47826746
They bought? Dump it.

>> No.47826874

>>47826861
>cheshire's dumptruck of an ass falls on top of anon's face.

>> No.47826881

you can become invisible yourself if you eat out cheshire's asshole. trust her. she wouldn't lie about that.

>> No.47826883

Succubus philosophers

>> No.47826886

>>47826883
What are they thinking about?

>> No.47826897

>>47826881
She doesn't need to convince me. I'll do it for free, invisibility or not.

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>>47825884
the best of the best

>> No.47826904

>>47826897
>he does it for free

>> No.47826907

>>47826886
Cock

>> No.47826912
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>>47826904
Yes.

>> No.47826970

>>47826912
is that cream chesh?

>> No.47826978

>>47826970
Looks like a diamond suited chesh to me.
Capricious diamond-suit girl is very dangerous!

>> No.47826991

>>47826978
No thanks, not my CUP OF TEA AHAHAHAHAH.

>> No.47826999
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id eat a hatter's cake (it is a victoria sponge)

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>>47826991
It is for me.

All the wackiness and depravity of a jabberwock, but in a girl who doesn't look weird, can purr, and with a good sense of humor. No weird appendages, but has a strokable tail and fuzzy ears. Best of all a wicked smile to go along with her degeneracy.

>> No.47827032

>>47826999
In office work monster got anal sex rights in the last union strike

>> No.47827035
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>>47827016
Oh no, don't get me wrong I'm a Chesh enjoyer too but not your variant, I like them tomboyish and sweet

>> No.47827068

>>47827035
>I'm a Chesh enjoyer too
Are you really? Do you laugh at all her jokes, her memes?
Do you give her heat pats and ear scritches?
Do you make sure to not move a muscle when she cuddles up against you to sleep?

>> No.47827072

KISS FR*G

>> No.47827075

>>47827072
Why do you think he is here.

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>>47827068
YES I FUCKING WILL

>> No.47827092

>>47827077
Last question then. Will you give her lots and lots of kittens?

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>>47827092
Hundreds if not thousands.

>> No.47827105

>>47827100
Good man.

You are worthy of a cheshire. Treat her well.

>> No.47827112

>>47827075
To be a pest and ruin a monster girl for everyone.

>> No.47827118

>>47826886
How much succ could a succ u butt succ if a succ u butt could succ butt

>> No.47827120

>>47827072
I would if I had one.

>> No.47827122

>>47827105
I hope I will be, time will tell

>> No.47827140 [DELETED] 

>>47827035
>>47827068
>>47827077
>>47827092
>>47827100
>>47827105
Kill yourself french faggot, everyone hate you. If you actually like this place, hang yourself and don't forget to stream it to make us laugh

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summoning successful

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I am a buttslave to cheshire.
I love her butt.
Kot butt lover extrodinare.

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>>47827159
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE NOW

>> No.47827179 [DELETED] 

>>47827159
>>47827165
>>47827172
Keep spamming and acting like subhuman white flag monkey, it's the only thing you can do in you miserable life.

>> No.47827182

>>47827172
They have maximum smug, but can they provide maximum snug?

>> No.47827188

>>47827182
You need a fluffshire for that

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>>47827182
Yup, it's a build in feature, purring too

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>> No.47827221

Chubby winter coat chesh

>> No.47827225

My resistance to cowgirls is at an all time low, if monster with sufficient jugs in cowprint tried to talk to me I'd break down completely

>> No.47827245 [DELETED] 

Stop replying to the fr*g ffs

>> No.47827252

>>47827191
@ocf

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>>47827245
No

>> No.47827274

Stop replying to the fr*g, you're welcoming this subhuman and ruining all previous efforts. It's a pest just like Mick. Report and ignore

>> No.47827279

>>47827252
>ocf
Operating cash flow?

>> No.47827283

>>47827225
I'd instantloss if she was also blue. There's no word to describe how immediately and thoroughly I'd lose if she had black sclera and yellow eyes on top of that.

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>>47827279
>cash flow
COINS?

>> No.47827299

>>47827225
>>47827283
The pertinent dungeon recruitment authorities have been informed.

>> No.47827313

>>47827283
Ah yes, the rare cow ochimusha, dedicated to defending her lord from all harm AND thirst. Don't ask her how she wields cow tools as weapons, for the art is esoteric and long dead

>> No.47827319

WHERE'S MY WIFE

>> No.47827328

>>47827313
>cow tools
No, not that comic, not again.

>> No.47827329

>>47827287
We need a creeping crypto coin to be friends with the succuvirus.

>> No.47827332

>>47827319
Did you check under the couch?

>> No.47827333
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47827333

use an adjective other than cow to describe monsters with large tits that aren't cows.
perhaps goat. goats have large breasts as we all know. some larger than cows even.
here, let's try replacing the word cow with goat.
I saw a goat-titted woman walk past me the other day.
Excellent job.

>> No.47827336

>>47827329
We need a digital monster girl.

>> No.47827339

>>47827333
someone is jealous

>> No.47827353

>>47827333
>I saw a goat-titted woman walk past me the other day.
I say this everyday so you're wrong

>> No.47827357

Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!

>> No.47827361

>>47827333
>Bovine
>Holstein
>Sensei
>Hag

>> No.47827362

>>47827333
Cows, you know what you're getting into, cows are consistently huge. Goats have too wide a range of sizes to accurately describe how large a monster is. Maybe try lamia? Those snakes always have massive jugs.

>> No.47827367
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47827367

I love goat boobies!

>> No.47827372

>>47827357
>GREAT TITS
Nice birds, easier to spot them in winter.

>> No.47827390

>>47827100
>Hundreds if not thousands.
Don't make me post THAT chesh pic

>> No.47827391

Big tough monsters but in summer dresses

>> No.47827400
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>>47827391
Dress ogre (the prettiest monster) up in pretty outfits to match how PRETTY she is.

>> No.47827403
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47827403

I can beat a slime!

>> No.47827406 [SPOILER] 
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>>47827390
I'm going to do it

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>> No.47827429

Tell me about monster ice cream.

>> No.47827437
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>>47827165
This but Troll butt

>> No.47827441

>>47827400
Muscle monsters fall for the dress trap every time

>> No.47827468

>>47827441
Summer dress should be a default Minotaur outfit.

>> No.47827537
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Butt supremacy

>> No.47827570 [DELETED] 
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Can't spell wonderland without d, lmao

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>>47827570
KEK

>> No.47827583

>When Chesh is too smug and wants to show off her pregnancy
That or shes just wanted a vacation.

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Test

>> No.47827671

>>47827537
I'm still mirin them titties.

>> No.47827755

I wonder if Bubble Slime will enjoy Mentos.

>> No.47827799
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Give your lolis the most revealing lingerie, drape them in silk so fine it's transparent, have them dress like princesses on a wedding night when lewding them.

>> No.47827822
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>> No.47827824

>>47827537
For me it's the open back, I love when you can see that cavity that leaves the spine and the shoulder blades, even better when the dress is lewdly open all the way to the back and you can see her asscrack

>> No.47827871

Giant asses are not sexy. Cellulite and fat rolls are not attractive.

>> No.47827882

>>47827871
That’s why we’re looking at monster-girl ass and not your’s.

>> No.47827914
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47827914

How about those monster girls?

>> No.47827931

>>47827871
That's what squatting is for. Some muscle under a layer of fat is the balance.

>> No.47827947

>>47827931
You still need the right balance of muscle and fat, but this is the answer.

>> No.47827949
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>>47827871
Correct, it's big asses with a firm shape and perfect smoothness that are attractive.

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>> No.47827985

>>47827949
Then why don't you start posting some instead of these circle tool blobs?

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>> No.47828018

>>47827599
Give the other Chesh a finger too.

>> No.47828034
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>>47828018
He didn't giver her a finger, she took it. She is trying to teach the other chesh sexual aggression

>> No.47828046
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>>47827824
Trolls need to check Wight fashion then, imagine the potential

>> No.47828048
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47828048

Turns out the treasure was cursed and the party rogue is now a dragon.

>> No.47828049

>>47828034
Then give her headpats so she doesn't feel bad about being meek.

>> No.47828053

>>47828046
Agreed, I'd love to see a Troll dressed exactly like that.

>> No.47828057

why do you consider her your ideal woman?

>> No.47828085

>>47828048
how is she gonna sneak about with that big tail now?

>> No.47828089
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>>47828057
Respectful, strong and muscular, cute, sexy, protective, chill... multiple reasons.

>> No.47828091

>>47828057
She's my mom, duh! That's always your ideal woman.

>> No.47828092

>>47828046
I want to have public sex with the undead

>> No.47828098

>>47828057
>Smug
>furry
>rich
>femdom
>cute ears
>is a cat
>probably good at magic and stuff
>a learned woman

>> No.47828114

>>47828046
A troll in that outfit or the Wight's original dress would be a godsend to see

>> No.47828125
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>>47828046
That one is good but I would also like to see a Troll wearing a dress that cuts down all the way down to her ass like pic related

>> No.47828138
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>>47828053
Yes but with also a version showing of she looks front the front, from the sides would be great too to show some erotic Troll sideboob

>> No.47828170

>>47828114
>>47828138
Can't forget about the high heels.

>> No.47828235

>>47828092
I want to have private sex with just 1 undead. I'm monogamous and shy.

>> No.47828240

>>47828048
All dragon names are 3-part shouts. I wonder what shouting her name does: turn stone into lava, destroy boulders, or turn shoot ice projectiles? Or does her name do something silly like summon goofy goat appear or a bunch of cheese wheels?

>> No.47828254

>>47828240
Oooh, I hope it's the cheese wheels one.

>> No.47828300

>>47828057
She's an Elf
I don't need any other reason

>> No.47828306

>>47828235
Undead deserve slow romantic body heat sharing and fucking with mood lighting.

>> No.47828310

>>47828300
even space elves?

>> No.47828317
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>>47828300
Based.

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>>47828306

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>>47828235
I want to be monogamous to a Zombie and I hope she never turns into a Wight despite all the intense lovemaking she gets day and night

>> No.47828350

>>47828329
Anons keep acting like wighting is an inevitability, meanwhile an ordinary Zombie and her husband are happy not dealing with nobility stuff.

>> No.47828361
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The cat has come for your seed

>> No.47828391

>>47828326
Wisps have a special niche of being one undead that can keep YOU warm.

>> No.47828394

>>47828361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPuKZh3Ez7E

>> No.47828401

>>47828361
does she lift?

>> No.47828411

>>47828394
hold on, cats can't actually get much caloric value out of plants tho , is it drenched in butter or something?

>> No.47828413

>>47828361
Jokes on her she's gonna be debilitatingly pregnant afterwards.

>> No.47828414

>>47828361
cringe cat gets nothing

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>> No.47828445

>>47828411
Man, I dunno; cats are weird sometimes.

>> No.47828452

>>47828361
>Hand her a pack of tomato seeds

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>> No.47828463

>>47828411
>>47828445
>cats are weird sometimes.
That they are.
https://files.catbox.moe/dgb62p.webm

>> No.47828471

>>47828463
I cannot IMAGINE the litter box that cat's gonna leave behind. It would have to be insane. Cats are not meant to eat a whole goddamn beat.
Shit, NOBODY is meant to eat a whole goddamn beat. They're a weird food.

>> No.47828496

>>47828471
i once fermented beets,
the smell was permanently etched into the rubber gasket .

>> No.47828497

>>47828471
>Cats are not meant to eat a whole goddamn beat.
I believe that's a sweet potato bred to have this color.
>Shit, NOBODY is meant to eat a whole goddamn beat. They're a weird food.
Beets are perfectly fine, at least for humans. I could definitely go for some now.

>> No.47828535

>>47828497
Well, I'm still gonna believe they're beats in my heart, even if they're some kinda purple sweet potato.

>> No.47828570

>>47828329
>>47828350
I'd like a proud and noble(in the more general sense too) undead girl like a Wight or Ochimusha, all the more sweeter to be lovey dovey with one.

>> No.47828580
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47828580

Out of nowhere--BUNYIPS

>> No.47828589

>>47828329
What if she's a wight that keeps acting like a zombie? Just that you notice that her wounds and scars healed and her skin is pristine and pale
I bet that there's a children's movie in MGE world with that plot, it just has a lot of hardcore sex

>> No.47828592

>>47828471
Why do you always focus on the litter box.

>> No.47828603

>>47828580
Look at that Smugyip

>> No.47828610

>>47828592
Well, that time it was a practical matter--give cats food they're not built for and you get messy litter boxes, or areas around them.

But mostly I just like to joke about cat mamono using litter boxes because I think it's funny. In my heart of hearts, I think there's a Cheshire out there who agrees with me. But we'd both still agree that it's not funny to actually USE a litter box--just imply use of one.

>> No.47828615

>>47828603
If you were bunyip, you'd be smug too.

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It's time for regal 'cat' in a dress.

>> No.47828633

>>47828615
I'd be a shy autist, which I guess isn't different from my current situation.

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>> No.47828682
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>Vine Boom sound

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>> No.47828764

Manticore wouldn't dare exploiting the fear of a man who's only afraid of abandonment.

>> No.47828770

>>47828764
Sorry anon. I can sense you aren't my soulmate.

>> No.47828773

>>47828770
Understandable, have a good day.

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>>47828764
Yes, but only because Miss Manticore is... well... she's not the brightest bulb, honestly.

>> No.47828799

>>47828776
Please do not bully the 'cores, they are fearsome predators allegedly

>> No.47828810

>>47828799
Feh, what's a core gonna do, stab me?

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>> No.47828840

>>47828589
>I bet that there's a children's movie in MGE world with that plot, it just has a lot of hardcore sex
That would be like a "Lady and the Tramp" kind of scenario but in monster version with lots of sex and the whole "wightification" process in detail, if you know what I mean

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Bees or wasps? Which way Anon?

>> No.47828937

human boys are suckers for big ________

>> No.47828939
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>> No.47828951

>>47828937
horns

>> No.47829006

It is only right to marry mama

>> No.47829007

>>47828937
Tails

>>47828939
Seggs

>> No.47829023
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>>47829007
Big tails you say?

>> No.47829028

>>47829006
What drives a man to this?

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>> No.47829044

>>47829028
Grooming and calculated isolation usually

>> No.47829055

>>47828937
hugs

>> No.47829064
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I like manticores

>> No.47829068
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>>47829028
Not having a father to give him a cute sister to marry instead.

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>>47829064
you can't just say that and not expect there to be consequences

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The ideal size difference.

>> No.47829110

>>47829023
I'm pretty sure my face goes in there

>> No.47829112

>>47829108
Lovely big bodyguard wife.

>> No.47829120

>>47829064
I want a manticore that can still put the fear of God in me even after years of blissful marriage.

>> No.47829129

>>47829064
Would attack a manticore with unrelenting deredere
She will become a cuddlecore

>> No.47829158

I am 27, I don't need a momster

>> No.47829169

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that every business, by law, is required to have a dedicated 'one on one bonding' room.
Also that the room must have a fire escape.

>> No.47829170
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>>47829158
what about an auntster?

>> No.47829182

>>47829169
>'one on one bonding' room.
Put it next to the bathrooms so they can wash up after
And if the lines get mixed up and people enter the wrong room? Businesses are not liable by law for what happens

>> No.47829183

>>47829170
I have -500% hag resist so I'll have to decline.

>> No.47829187

>>47829170
Any aunster that is not a satyros is no auntster of mine.

>> No.47829193

>>47829182
>In other news, an employee is putting forward a complain after being stuck in the 'One on One Bonding room' for four hours after mistaking it for the restroom.
>"I just wanted to wash my hands! I came out dehydrated, sore, and married!"
>His four wives say they will support him in these difficult times but they don't expect him to win his case against the city and look forward to moving into his apartment.

>> No.47829212

>>47829158
>27
Literally underage.

>> No.47829216

>>47829158
I am 28 and I do need a momster.

>> No.47829228

So a question from someone who's been away for a while: what are folks sharing stories with since Pastebin decided to not let folks write stories on their site? There a decent replica for ye olde pastebin around, or is it something complicated?

>> No.47829235

>>47829212
I am a MAN

>> No.47829249
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>>47829235
Little man

>> No.47829252

>>47829228
the few writers left now post on AO3

>> No.47829294 [DELETED] 

>>47829170
The others may have rejected her, but I won't. She has breath that needs sniffed!

>> No.47829301

>>47829249
I am 1.80 and I do not need milk!

>> No.47829303
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Remember always, lesbians and "Dykes getting Dicked" exists even in MGE. So so your duty and do the needful and give the lesbians your penis so they can become monster girls faster!

>> No.47829308

>>47829301
Maybe you should do a 360 instead.

>> No.47829352

>>47829303
I headcanon that all bicorns are lesbians, and that's why they want their husbands to have a harem, so they can have fun with the other wives.

>> No.47829391

>>47829158
I am 34, I do need a blood related momster

>> No.47829403

>>47829391
Too bad, you get a dragon momster that's your 1470 years your senior and a blood related ancestor of yours. Or should I say great^n grandmomster.

>> No.47829416
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>>47826776
this one wont

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>>47828361
She should be careful about what she asks for. It can be very lewdfull

>> No.47829425

>>47829403
That's fine too

>> No.47829455
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>>47829158
I'm 24, I want a CC, not a mom, but I heard that it's a rare occurrence nowadays

>> No.47829485
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>Anger manticore
>She starts yelling at you in ancient Greek and/or ancient Persian

>> No.47829489

>>47829485
From what I understood, she needs a good diking.

>> No.47829493

>>47829485
She dated herself by doing that.

>> No.47829496

>>47829485
Persian belly-dancer gf

>> No.47829500

>>47829485
I didn't know batcats could read the silly college fraternity letters. I thought it was just gibberish they made up

>> No.47829508

>>47829485
I activate the "chin scritches" to remove her anger debuff

>> No.47829535

>>47828937
mamono cocks!

>> No.47829553
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47829553

The Raid Boss of the week.

>> No.47829596

>>47829553
Fabulous

>> No.47829601

Fat vampire ass is designed to perfectly fit human heads, thus enabling a bloodsucker to extract essence undisturbed, rather than through hemoglobin ingestion

>> No.47829623

>>47829601
Yeah but dhampir ass is more enjoyable

>> No.47829639

>>47829601
Fat vampire ass belongs in human hands

>> No.47829662

>>47829601
I... What? Can you go through that one more time?

>> No.47829668

>>47829662
Plush vampire ass on human face, plump beautiful vampire lips go on penis, "mana" comes out

>> No.47829709

>>47828937
chungus

>> No.47829751

>>47829709
Imma slap my mamono wife's huge tits like bongos and call them "heckin' chungus"

>> No.47829853

Thinking about lonely mamono thinking about me thinking about them.

>> No.47829859

>>47829455
>CC
A what?

>> No.47829865

>>47829859
Credit Card, anon is a manchild and doesn't have a bank account, so he needs a sugar mama momster to buy him stuff.

>> No.47829866

>>47829859
how did we get to CC being a word of "the before times?"

>> No.47829873

>>47829866
standard lingo change, only its going faster thanks to internet
now instead of cc and thicc its hag and (at least for tiktok babies) gyatt

>> No.47829880

>>47829866
quite easily since the word hag was spammed day in and day out for months and months.

>> No.47829886

>>47829873
hag isnt that new, its just more fun to say than spinster, ut hag is usually older, like 40s, rather than late 20s or early 30s for cc

>> No.47829889

>>47829859
>CC
I means christmas cake
no want wants to by Christmas cakes after Christmas day
ergo, the Japanese use "christmast cake" as a joke term for 25+year old single women

>> No.47829897

>>47829873
Damn stupid zoomers making 25 years old monsters cry by calling them hags.

>> No.47829913

>cougar Cougar girl

>> No.47829953

>>47829889
>25
Classic japs.

>> No.47829955
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>>47829668
Ummmmm... Is this going to be on the test?

>> No.47829987

For anubis.moe

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58800595

>> No.47830112

>>47829987
Maledom?

>> No.47830258

>>47829955
It will be on the practical test next week.

>> No.47830886
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Jabberwock's dragon name:
>Dupogaankipraan
>"Devour many meal"
Her shout summons a platter of deluxe bacon burgers.

>> No.47830917

>>47830112
It's honestly 90% a wyvern trying to make authentic taco kot foods, so it's basically just recipes.

>> No.47831118

How high does "feeding your wife spoonfuls of icecream amd leading her with the spoon into giving you a kiss" rank in terms of gaining eros favor.

>> No.47831133

>>47831118
two camps of "thats romantic" and "just kiss her already"

>> No.47831134
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>be caravaneering merchant on the Dilk Road
>day 2 of 3 of your long journey through the largest desert of the continent
>no pyramids, no ruins, no sandworm rumbles, not even a cheeky oasis mirage, just saaaaaaaaannd
>it gets everywhere, but it's actually extremely fine and almost soft
>a speck has appeared in front of the sun
>it swoooooops down alllll the way and perches on top of your caravan
>gandharva!
>after peering at you for half an hour, she tunes her sitar for another 10 minutes
>then, she begins a recital of some exquisitely atmospheric desert tunes: many-hours-long progressive ambience, interspersed with long sections of self-harmonic singing, holding incredible notes for longer than any mermaid you've heard
>you am become Anon of Anubia
>she also plays combat music
>what the fuck
>took you a while to figure out what was going on the first time
>the girtablilu had almost made it to your wagon and stuck you good
>the next time, you'd aggro'd a sandworm and had to bring you caravan to a complete stop and beg your songbird to shut up please stop PLEEEEASE stop
>she just grinned and kept going, making you sweat cold
>turns out she knows more about sandworms than you do
>the rumbles fade away...
>as planned, you've made it to the caravanserai by next dawn, taking shelter before the nectarine sunrise turned into something hostile
>she seems happy to have helped you and is ready to fly away
>as it stands, you need the sleep very much, but you haven't had a real conversation yet on account of her occupying herself with performance and your politeness to not interrupt it
>as it stands, you're staring instead of deciding
>"Would habibi like a lullaby, too~?"

>> No.47831236

>>47830112
is it any good?

>> No.47831288

>>47831134
Cute green

>> No.47831458

>>47830886
Canon Jabberwock is a fit hourglass

>> No.47831597
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YOU are invited.

>> No.47831599

>>47831458
>canon
who asked
who cares
why haven't you fucked off yet
please kill yourself asap

>> No.47831617
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47831617

>>47831599
I asked, I care.

>> No.47831627

>>47831599
He'll never leave.

>> No.47831628

>>47831597
to?

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>>47831628
The party, although I'm afraid there's not two of them, only one.

>> No.47831666

>>47831133
What about surprising my grizzly wife with a honey fountain where she can fip her favourite snack (me) for her birthday?

>> No.47831673
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47831673

Do you think a fairy would live in your pants?

>> No.47831681

>>47831666
>fip
*dip

>> No.47831682
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47831682

Is coffee good for your wife?

>> No.47831696

>>47831682
She looks like she has a penis.

>> No.47831698

>>47831673
cant i live in her pants?

>> No.47831734

>>47831698
You really want pants her other client left?

>> No.47831809

>>47831666
Make sure ants don't find it.

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>>47831682
Yeah I wouldn't want her to fall asleep mid-night

>> No.47831845 [DELETED] 

>>47831834
No, I'm not lost ma'am

>> No.47831849
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>>47831628

>> No.47831881

>>47831840
Goatwife can be pretty jumpy even without coffee.

>> No.47831914

>>47831881
>neighbors can't sleep because of noises of bed creaking and goat bleating coming out of your apartment all night

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>> No.47832037

>>47831809
Is that all Eros has to say? Guess the gesture wasn't romantic enough.
What if i build a spa for my march hare wife complete with carrot shaped pillows on top of a sofa, a massage table and a small pool doused with relaxant so that she can comfortably relax at the end of the day without needing to rape me wildly for hours and ending more tired than she was to begin with?

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>> No.47832079

>>47832037
You should qualify as an Eros saint at least.

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>> No.47832271

You are now imagining a cheshire cat cuddled up to you, purring, and sleep memeing.

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Sweepy sweep

>> No.47832368 [DELETED] 

uh oh, someone got banned
how could this happen I wonder

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>>47832271
True memekot experience

>> No.47832532
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>family reunion due to holidays
>go because your parents always bitch around staying in contact yet you don't care about meeting people you barely know
>spend the whole morning saying hello to uncles, cousing and many other you have seen like once or twice in your life
>no common conversation topics or anything, you just sit around drinking
>spot the unmarried auntster you used to play around when you were a young kid
>still voluptuous and looking pretty bored and annoyed by other family members joking about her still being single
>she also spots you and says hello
>you end up talking and cracking some jokes with her while having a drink
>after dinner you decide to go explore town a little with her as your guide
>suddenly you two are standing in front of a love hotel and a downpour starts
>you two take refuge in the hotel as a quick measure but one thing leads to another and end up balls deep inside your auntster the whole afternoon
>you come back to the party and spend the whole family weekend dodging the other family member and mating pressing your auntster at every opportunity
>fanily weekend ends and you say goodbye to her saying that you enjoyed it a lot and should do this more often
>next year reunion you see each other again planning on doing the same
>except she now has a baby with her

>> No.47832548

>>47832271
>sleep memeing
>you're sleeping with millennial chesh when she starts fidgeting
>she starts mumbling things like "skibidi" and "fanum tax"
>she's having a nightmare
>you cuddle closer to her and whisper
>"you thought these zoomers were real? Nope, it's just Chuck Testa"
>She seems to calm down a bit
>she mumbles "I can has cheezburger?"
>you channel your inner M Bison "Yes, Yes!"
>she relaxes and drifts back into a deep peaceful sleep filled with vintage memes

>> No.47832560

>>47832532
>but one thing leads to another and end up balls deep inside your aunt
Many such cases.

>> No.47832753

>>47832532
>next year she has a girl and a baby
>next year she has two girl and a baby and so on
At this point she should live with you and start a proper family instead of just giving birth to your cousindaughters

>> No.47832768

Post your best/rare femcels(dragons)

>> No.47832837
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>>47832768
>dear diary
>anon was a jerk again today, I hate him so much especially when he reads my diary yes I know if you are reading this it's too late I'm already behind you

>> No.47832862

>>47832753
>At this point she should live with you and start a proper family instead of just giving birth to your cousindaughters
But she's your mom's sister, that's a forbidden affair

>> No.47833008

>>47832862
Different culture
You wouldn't get it

>> No.47833110

>>47832862
>>47833008
Mamonobanana enables family tree shapes some consider... unnatural

>> No.47833189

>Dragon wife that has people worshipping her like a god as they're part of the Dragon Cult

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>>47832862
Would you be able to hold back if your auntster looked like this?

>> No.47833364

Are you brave enough to lick the inside of a cheshire cat's mouth?

>> No.47833391 [DELETED] 

>>47833290
I would not be able to hold back sniffing that danuki's breath!

>> No.47833402 [DELETED] 

>>47833391
Took the words right out of my mouth.

>> No.47833403 [DELETED] 

>>47833391
Kill yourself or get banned already

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>>47833290
Having an aunt like this is one thing, but imagine having a meido like that and you watch her bend over with her fat ass to clean up trash every day

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>>47833290
What if she's the one not being able to hold back?

>> No.47833503

>>47833448
The maid academy's summer uniform is truly excellent.

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>>47833448
I love voluptuous meidos that always do their best

>> No.47833544

>>47833448
I want to be a clean and well mannered mastah so my kiki can be bored and horny all day. Idle hands are the devil's playthings after all

>> No.47833578

>>47831599
>why haven't you fucked off yet
>please kill yourself asap
big words from someone still trying to peddle the "all jabberwocks are fat because they eat other people" shite that belongs on /trash/

>> No.47833634

Unfortunately, I am dying of TB. No monster will get a chance to save me or claim me. It's over.

>> No.47833647

>>47833634
Oh no! This man has testicular blueness!

>> No.47833684

>>47833486
Exquisite chest fluff on this hound, optimal for getting my face shoved into while she possessively claws my back

>> No.47833860

>>47833578
>ll jabberwocks are fat because they eat other people
I thought the dormouse thing was canon.

>> No.47834019

>>47833860
Which dormouse thing?
Vore obviously isn't.
But they do taste like molasses, their spit and pussy juices.

Try reading the books if you're ever confused or want to brush up on the wonderful setting.

>> No.47834025

>>47834019
But we talk about voring dormice all the time. I am so confused.

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>>47834025
>we
Delusional shitposter

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I like when auntsters try to dress like young girls instead of acknowledging their age

>> No.47834272

>>47834145
Their old outfits still fit

>> No.47834364

French kissing Chesh and cutting her off just before mating pressing her every time she tries to tell you a bad joke or pun!

>> No.47834373

French kissing Chesh's ass

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>>47834364
Based, that how you should handle every mamonos but especially chesh and their spankable ass

>> No.47834506

>>47834025
Because those girls are just so darn edible!

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>Try to correct evil witch
>She corrects me instead

>> No.47834535

>>47834272
I can fix that.

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>> No.47834607

>>47834596
This succ does not look trustworthy.

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What's the going rate for a 5 minute breath sniffing session with Tanuki-san?

>> No.47834641

>>47834607
Must be because it's an oni and a western vtuber.

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>> No.47834647 [DELETED] 

>>47834635
Anything more than 2000 yen per 5 minutes and you're getting scammed.
I hear the Inaris at the shrine down the way let you sniff for free, among other things.

>> No.47834648 [DELETED] 

>>47834647
>t. Hag fox

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>>47834641
That's a pathetic looking oni, too small.

They should be big and strong, and preferably red.

>> No.47834668

>>47834660
I find big blue oni very approachable.

>> No.47834682

>>47834668
Red is a better color though.

>> No.47834685

>>47834641
Gross

>> No.47834699 [DELETED] 

Honestly though, I could spend all day sniffing Tanuki-san's breath. I need it like I need oxygen.

>> No.47834714 [DELETED] 

>>47834699
fuck off retard

>> No.47834715 [DELETED] 

>>47834699
Kill yourself

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47834717

What's the ideal size for a p'orcer harem?
I'm partial of anything from 5-7.

>> No.47834724

>>47832079
A bit of a high praise, but i guess building a whole spa is a lot of work.
What about kissing my oomukade childhood friends on the cheeks and then running away in embarrasement.

>> No.47834730 [DELETED] 

>>47834714
>>47834715
You're gonna be sniffing it when you kiss her. May as well get used to that sweet scent of a danuki's hot breath.

>> No.47834747

>>47834717
My ideal p'orcer harem is 3 with a h'orc and an abandoned castle in the middle of the woods we found and started repairing bit by bit.

>> No.47834756

>>47834747
>Crude p'orcish repairs
Basically the rednecks of MGE. Or should I say pinknecks?

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>>47834724
That Oomukade should receive divine inspiration to find you afterwards.

>> No.47834774 [DELETED] 

>>47834730
Didn't you know that danukis don't breathe? They're immortal trash pandas with no need of it.
No breaths for you. You must sniff her chest instead.

>> No.47834788

>>47834756
I can guide them towards embracing the wonders of science and technology. You need strong hands to move the stone needed for a castle too. We complete eachother.

>> No.47834790 [DELETED] 

>>47834774
Only the undead ones. Not the living ones.

>> No.47834802

>>47834788
I like to imagine p'orcers would do all the things you shouldn't do when it comes to electricity. Exposed wires, daisy chains, etc. If it works, it works, right? And somewhere nearby, there's a raiju lying in wait.

>> No.47834858

>>47834802
P'orc excited to have hot showers now that she bought one of those Brazilian heater contraptions.

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>Arrogant human! Over a hundred years Bonegrinder lives, never hears such foolishness!

>> No.47834931

>>47834872
Another day, another nemesis for the ranger...

>> No.47834934

>>47834757
Need me an Eros mukade to take me away into a reeducation camp and open my heart to love again.

>> No.47834942

>>47834802
We'll beat the raiju into submission and then use her as a portable battery.

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You will be kissed by the whitehorn.
You WILL enjoy it.

>> No.47834957

>>47834955
She seems nice but my heart is for deem

>> No.47834965

>>47834957
Her heart is demonic.

>> No.47834967

>>47834955
>called a Whitehorn
>horns are clearly brown
I have been rused.

>> No.47834970

>>47834967
Sorry, no refunds.
>snickering danuki runs off into the distance

>> No.47835010

>>47834965
Lies. Whitehorns are pure girls. I'll bet she thinks fuzzy handcuffs are peak BDSM.

>> No.47835011

It's all fun and games until the manticore loads the armor piercing spines

>> No.47835018

>>47835010
They are though?

>> No.47835023

>>47835018
Clearly the fuzzy PURPLE handcuffs are superior

>> No.47835028

>>47835018
Big
Deer
Snuggle
Men

>> No.47835035

>>47834955
She can't find me I'm wearing camo

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This is the future kitsune want.

>> No.47835046

>>47835018
Whitehorn bait. I bet she doesn't even make you wear a collar.

>> No.47835048

>>47835035
Make sure to wear the deer scent too, she'll never detect you

>> No.47835055

PSA: Luring whitehorns into your backyard with salty snacks is ILLEGAL. You'll make them chubby.
Prepare a nice meal instead or face punitive actions.

>> No.47835061

My body is machine that turns virgin whitehorns into non-virgin whitehorns.

>> No.47835062

>>47835048
I'm trying to hide and you want to spray fake rut pheromones everywhere. Are you secretly a whitehorn?

>> No.47835079

>>47835062
That's dumb, Anon. Or course not. And there are definitely no manticores here either.
Speaking of which, try using some manticore musk instead. The smell of a big, strong predator will keep those pesky leaf-eaters away for sure.

>> No.47835103

>>47835046
I will make her make me wear a collar. >>47835055
Nothing the authorities can do about it anyways. Ill have a nice fluffy and slightly chubby whitehorn to cuddle with after she whips me(gently)

>> No.47835118

>>47835046
The handcuffs were for her hands

>> No.47835119

>It's raining outside but the Sun is shining
Who's responsible for this?

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>>47835119
Foxes

>> No.47835139 [DELETED] 

>>47834025
>we
only one person ever posts about that and nobody else engages with them for a good reason
not feeding the troll makes it starve or go away to fields where it'll be fed and that aren't here

>> No.47835141

>>47835079
Manticores aren't predators. They can't even fly with those massive tits of theirs

>> No.47835142

>>47835119
File a passive-aggressive complaint with your local weather ryu

>> No.47835159

>>47835139
>People are having fun, I better samefag on garbage from three and a half hours ago to try stirring the pot again
about as subtle as a whitehorn kick to the nuts

>> No.47835169

>>47835159
CBT with a dominatrix Whitehorn...

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This soup tastes a bit...foxy to me.

>> No.47835196

>>47831597
I'm currently studying Wonderland fine dining etiquette so I can persuade her to put her hat on me.
Did you know that the direction of your tea stirring is actually a signal to the other diner(s)?
Clockwise means "the food is lovely." Counterclockwise means "I consent." I think it's a translation error? Like, it's supposed to be "I concur," i.e. you silently agree with what they're saying while you let them talk?

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Ladies, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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>> No.47835308

>>47835182
>This soup tastes a bit...foxy to me.
You mean it tastes a bit vulpes vulpesy?

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>>47835159
sorry i just scroll the threads at my own pace and not always keep up with the latest posts

have a chocolate instead

>> No.47835345

I will draw Troll

>> No.47835390

>>47835345
Draw a Troll offering you a fancy sword

>> No.47835392

>>47835345
I look forward to getting Trolled.

>> No.47835423

>>47835345
don't bother

>> No.47835431

>lifting your loli Balrog gf by the horns to kiss her

>> No.47835478

>>47835321
Is a nice coin

>> No.47835527

>>47835431
anon you'll hurt her neck

>> No.47835569

>>47835431
How to talk to short monsters

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>> No.47835583

>>47835527
It's fine, the Balrogs have strong necks to carry those big ass horns plus she's a little girl and therefore very light.

>> No.47835659

>>47835527
It's better to lift from their sturdy tail

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She asks you who your favourite fictional skeleton is (besides her of course).
Careful, she's a great judge of character. Skeletons know all about seeing things that aren't skin deep.

>> No.47835687

>>47835663
Mr bones, the blues musician

>> No.47835697

I liked the masked balrog villainess character in the other thread, I thought it was cute, especially the part about not wanting her dad to find out about her moonlighting as a villain

>> No.47835703

>>47835697
where is the mother in this situation?

>> No.47835709

>>47835345
POV troll missionary w/ and w/o impreg.

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>> No.47835712

>>47835697
what does her father not want her to be her true confident self?

>> No.47835718

>>47835712
The "villainess" part, I suppose.

>> No.47835724

>>47835712
pretty sure her dad wouldn't want her to be a criminal who gets beaten up by mamono magi on the regular

>> No.47835732

>>47835703
business trips, gets very lonely, husband must train night and day before she gets back so that he might survive

>> No.47835741

>>47835697
>masked balrog (needs a better name) doing a bunch evil shenanigans
>prancing about the place, corrupting innocents.into masquerade drones, etc
>having the time of her life
>accidentally bumps into dad

>> No.47835746 [DELETED] 

Deeply inhaling danuki breath gives a boost to one's stamina and health. Perfect for even things get more intimate!

>> No.47835753

>>47835345
Troll wearing this dress >>47828046

>> No.47835755

>>47835741
>masked balrog (needs a better name)
Gal'Gnaga (after the Venetian cat mask)

>> No.47835757

>>47835753
>fits poorly (she is very embarrassed)

>> No.47835758 [DELETED] 

>>47835746
Kill yourself already, not even gapefags are as annoying as you, your garbage is more disgusting than anal sex

>> No.47835769 [DELETED] 

>>47835746
I can appreciate the persistence, but why danukis in particular? Why not a monster girl who's known for a good smell like alraunes or dormice? Or monster girls known for lewd smells like trolls and high orcs?

>> No.47835777 [DELETED] 

>>47835769
I have a soft spot for money hungry raccoons. Danuki fills that appeal. I do enjoy those other girls, especially trolls and dormice. But my heart belongs to gyoubu danuki!

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I don't even have to pay her. She just cleans my house, and I get to multiple times a day.

Kikis are so easy to dominate. They can't get enough of me.

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I don't even have to pay her. She just cleans my house, and I get to boink her multiple times a day.

Kikis are so easy to dominate. They can't get enough of me.

>> No.47835803

>>47835753
She tries to cover her nipples or her buttcrack in vain, they show anyway

>> No.47835812

>>47835697
>>47835732
>>47835741
>>47835755
>Gal'Gnaga is terrorising the flower district mall!
>her masquerade swells from the panicking people
>soon all the fineries of the mall will be hers!
>but apparently there is still some resistance in the clothing wing
>she arrives to personally quell the remaining rabble
>only to find dear old dad helping to fend of her horde of drones
>he shouldn't be here!
>it's bowling night! (he decided not to go tonight and instead get a gift for his wife)
>he inishes suplexing a masked mino
>looks up to her floating above
>proceeds to yell at her and mouth off about how much of a vile creature she is, not realising she's his own flesh and blood
>she almost bursts into tears
>dispels the drones assaulting the group
>turns to quickly fly away
>mamono magi crash through the roof behind her to save the day

>> No.47835876

>>47835812
>momma'rog takes the first flight home after hearing what happened
>practical bowls him over when he arrives home after getting the once over by emergency services
>would have given him a second daughter right there and then if Gal'Gnaga (now in her meek amd bookish true form) wasn't there
>after peeling off his wife the whole family settles in for the evening
>dad recounts the events of the day
>says how it was just luck that he didn't end up as another slave to that disgusting tyrant Gnaga
>daughter'rog is barely keeping it together
>momma'rog thinks she just stressed out with worry over what's happened
>dad pats her on the head and tells her not to worry
>those brave magi saved him after all!
>villainous activity drops for month

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>> No.47835890

In these trying times I wonder what it would be like to have a cait sith use my face as her throne.

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>>47835697
>masked balrog villainess
made me think of a scene: open airfield, a pink jet stands in the background, a trio of cupids in front of it, one dressed business casual, the battlegear duo flanking her. A centaurless carriage arrives, Dr. Anon and Minotaur Driver exit out of it.
>Dr. Anon, I'm CIA (Cupid Intelligence Agency)
>>He wasn't alone.
>Aah, you don't get to bring girlfriends~!
>>>They're not my girlfriends!!
>>Don't worry, no charge for them.
another Minotaur handles the passengers (three mamono, look like Pyrows, like pic related, with bags over their heads but unzipped hoodies and bikinis on full display) out of the car.
>And why would I want them?
>>They were tryin' to grab yer prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Gal
>(excitedly) Balrog?
>>*nod* Yeh.
>Get them on board, I'll call it in.
next scene is in the plane, after unsuccessfully interrogating, and successfully faking the killings of, the two Pyrow henchwomen, CIA Cupid unhoods the third one who turns out to be the masked Balrog herself
>If I pull that off, will you cry?
>>It would be extremely shameful....
>You're a big girl--
>>For you~~<3
and while CIA Cupid is stunned by this apparent gayness, Masketta Gal Balrog hijacks the plane with another, bigger plane, her pyrows and devils bag and tag everyone in the CIA plane, Balrog holds Dr Anon in a very tight hug (the gayness was a distraction), something something "the fire rises" i forget how the scene goes, but looking it up would be too much effort for a page 10 shitpost

>> No.47835925

>>47835812
>>47835876
>>47835900
quality stuff anons

>> No.47835933

>>47835755
so that just leaves the bratty vampire in need of a name
as well as any additional villains anyone can think of

>> No.47835942

>>47835933
enough about villains, what about the magi's love interests?

>> No.47835946

It should be called kitty court. And in it many men should be publically raped by cait sith in a humilation ritual for their crimes.

>> No.47835951

>>47835942
magi purple doesn't have one but she sure does spend a lot of screen time interacting with the black/green knight

>> No.47835968

>>47835663
Skeletor

>> No.47835992

>>47835663
Lim Fandango

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Very revealing fancy dresses are great on monsters

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>>47836003
Dresses don't have to be fancy.

>> No.47836025

>>47835663
the "rattle me bones" skeleton
his boardgame sucks but his character in the advert makes up for that and is a good reason to have the game even if you never play it

>> No.47836050

>>47835663
I come from a very pro-skeleton family. I was raised on The Skeleton Dance, and mom was a massive fan of Jack Skellington in my youth.

>> No.47836074

>>47835663
>mfw Skeleton-chan is inside my body

>> No.47836095

Kikis do not smell good. They smell like musty clothes, dirt, sweat, and even a hint of wet dog smell.
It's because they're working all day, cleaning. So in turn, they get dirty. They clean themselves daily, but for the majority of the day, they're a bit smelly.

>> No.47836116

>>47836095
Post sent from a Shogputer.

>> No.47836162

>>47836116
Stop all the downloading.

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>> No.47836215

>>47836207
>ai slop

>> No.47836246

>>47836095
that's why i only sex my kikis in the shower, when we bathe together, and after the shower when we go to sleep together

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