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47803026 No.47803026 [Reply] [Original]

Can we get more of Flandre being a cocky asshole like ZUN intended?

>> No.47803062

She already exists, her name is Remilia.

>> No.47803066

>>47803026
Why can't she be capable of both? Vampires are already known for having a certain psychopathic charm to them. She can play the part of the cutesy girl and drop the act to be the monster she is when she needs to.

>> No.47803071
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>>47803062
You mean this Remilia?

>> No.47803088

>>47803071
NOOOO REMILIA IS A CLASSY OLD WORLD ARISTOCRAT STOOOP!!!

>> No.47803124

>>47803026
>Kana-Chan
lmao what a gay name

>> No.47803504

>>47803026
if you want more of it, make it

>> No.47803851
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>>47803071
damn right!

>> No.47804460
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47804460

Flandre has two threads!

>> No.47804543

>>47803026
isn't she just an autist?

>> No.47805176

Flan is a based NEET

>> No.47807523

>>47803088
She is. She has the arrogance, the mansion, the wealth and the horde of servants catering to her whims.

>> No.47807527

>>47804543
>>47805176
She's literally me

>> No.47807539
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47807539

>>47807523
This is officially a Remilia thread now.

>> No.47808304

>>47807539
So then the Remila thread becomes a Flandre thread, now?

>> No.47808370

>>47807527
ywnbav

>> No.47808422

I'm tired of people making her a cutesy girl or murderous psycopath or a cocky asshole.
Can we get an intellectual Flandre instead?

>> No.47808437

>>47808422
But she is. She just speaks differently than others are used to. And she reads Agatha novels (and probably is a bit racist)

...is Flan "Our Girl"?

>> No.47808451

>>47808437
Source : my ass

And no, Flandre has been useless and irrelevant since the existence of Koishi. Flandre is just a worse Koishi.

>> No.47808467

>>47808451
Why are you obsessed with my ass? Are you gay? This is a thread about the intelligent and relevant Flan, which she is.

>> No.47808471

>>47808467
Koishi is better, cope.

>> No.47808499

>>47808471
I've got the Koosh and the Flumf in my corner. Only thing I'm coping with is how much fun the three of us have when they laugh about you and your obsession with man ass. (Koishi called you gay)

>> No.47808523

I can't believe jaypee hates Flan-chan now ;-;

>> No.47808544
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>>47808451
>Source : my ass
Go read the names of Flandre's spellcards. Girl's a real intellectual, dominating topics from literature to physics.

>> No.47808570

>>47808523
Nah, just that one fag.
Koishi and Flan hang out together and pull pranks on guys like him.

>> No.47809160

>>47808471
>green flandre is better
I don't think so.

>> No.47809247

>>47808471
Based, flanfags on suicide watch.

>> No.47809263
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>>47808451
>>47808467
>>47808471
>>47808499
>>47809160
>>47809247
The big sisters are better.

>> No.47809278

>>47808570
You would be surprised but I have seen a lot of Koishi fans hating Flandre.

>> No.47809290

>>47809263
I agree, that's why I'm married to Remilia and btfo of Richard Nixon when he threatened Gensokyo with nuclear war because Remilia stole his silverware when he paid us back that loan he owed us.
(Remi thread, since your gonna be confused)

>>47809278
The Koosh may be loose, but Flandre is grander.

>> No.47809344
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>>47809290
What's the deal with Nixon anyway ?

>> No.47809372

Everyone is so mean nowadays...

>> No.47809427

>>47809344
Remilia helped him get his position via loan in exchange for setting up a US import business for exotic goods. He followed through but got into some trouble, but the two were still on business partner level long enough for him to throw a wedding shower for me and her in the hopes she would help him out of the Watergate scandal, but vampires hate water and she said "fuck that noise" and we came to Gensokyo. Flan may or may not have taken all the silverware from the Oval Office, and then it all was stolen by Kappa when we tried to return it across the border.
But he's mad now and threatening nukes over their house so I imagine Flan wants to play pop goes the weasel with Dick for being a dick. It's all right there in the thread above our Christmas party pictures.

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Please forgive Imouto-sama, she is normally a kind girl and reflecting on her actions...

>> No.47811643

>>47809263
Boring jobbers.

>> No.47811716
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>>47811630
Fuck YOU, Flan!

>> No.47811758
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>>47811643
Don't worry anon, it's okay to have shit tastes.

>> No.47811877
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>>47803026
I'd settle for less Flandre overall.

>> No.47812587

>>47811758
I have nothing to worry about, unlike you.

>> No.47813092

>>47803026
Canon Flandre is just your stock Shonen rival. She's got peak Vegeta energy.

>> No.47813766

>>47811643
Cope

>> No.47813786
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47813786

>>47811877
More Remi

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>>47813786
More Remi with the big hat!

>> No.47819238

>>47814083
The bat in the hat!

>> No.47821063
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>>47808544
The most badass intellectuals are those who you don't expect it from
She mogs every book nerd out there without even trying but she doesn't even care because she doesn't take inherent pride in intelligence as such
My lovely neet wife!!

>> No.47821288

>>47808544
>>47821063
The lazy brat just made Patchy do them for her.

>> No.47822783

>>47821288
Work smarter not harder

>> No.47827787

>>47811716
Stone Cold Flandre Scarlet

>> No.47827814

>>47808370
stfun

>> No.47827817

>>47827787
Just remember three things:
1. You can be sister number 2!
3. You can go fairy hunting again!

>> No.47827888

>>47808544
Why does she have the doremy face here

>> No.47827905

>>47813766
Translation: I Disagree With You

>> No.47827930

>>47809263
GOD THEY ARE BOTH SO CUTE I CANNOT DECIDE WHICH 2HU I WOULD FUCK

>> No.47827948

>>47827930
Neither, because Satori despises other people and Remilia is married to and has sex with only me. Plus, they called you gay.

>> No.47827958

>>47827948
Ok so Satori then.

>> No.47828261

>>47827930
Neither because they're already in a relationship with each other

>> No.47828981

>>47811630
Based Flan.

>> No.47833729

>>47828261
In my imagination anything can happen!

>> No.47833844
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47833844

Flanfag should get taken down a peg or two

>> No.47834541

>>47833844
Seethe.

>> No.47834800
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>>47833844
I want Flan to peg me

>> No.47843634
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>>47834800
Fag.

>> No.47844334

>>47804460
how does she smell?

>> No.47844437

>>47844334
Roses, citrine, and a hint of strawberry.

>> No.47844442
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>>47844437
no blood?

>> No.47844630

>>47844442
Hers is mixed into the normal human food she eats, so there may be a hint of it, but it's mostly the smell of chocolate icing with those little orange things on top. You'd have to ask Sakuya what it's called.

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>>47844630
can she get nutrients from non-blooded human food?

>> No.47844666

>>47844650
Well yes, but the blood is a requirement, though not an every-meal-required situation. They can scarf down as much food as they want, but need some due to the nature of vampirism. But that's only because they're the highborn type and not the run of the mill rabble like in Chicago.

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>>47844666
how much does it hurt to be bit by the Flan?

>> No.47844783

>>47844679
Would not know. She isn't allowed to because she gets too excited and blows them up when she tried, so now her blood intake comes in the form of little dino nuggets that the maids take a turkey baster to with blood like a poultry fruit gusher. It's.....it's an experience.

>> No.47844789
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>>47844783
how do you know so much about the Flan?

>> No.47844802

>>47844789
Because I live with them as her brother-in-law. You pick a few things up after a while. And speaking of chicken, that picture looks like she's shoved two whole birds under her clothes..

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>>47844802
do you enjoy living there?
>looks like she's shoved two whole birds under her clothes
where do you think the blood she drinks goes to

>> No.47844878

>>47844812
It's fantastic.
>where blood go
Her shirt mostly, but if things go south, then the ceiling.

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>>47844878

>> No.47844921

>>47844889
La mia bella e disordinata moglie pipistrello siciliana.

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>>47844921
si

>> No.47845135
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Little known facts about Flandre:
She likes to chase storms
Once her sister paid her a secret vacation to America for her to travel along the Tornado Belt

>> No.47845199

>>47845135
Yep. That's actually how we met, believe it or not. They were on tour back when the South had a really bad string of tornadoes years ago and happened across my town.

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>>47845199
Really? I didn't know that Remilia went too. Guess she always keeps an eye on her sister, doesn't she?

>> No.47845387

>>47845213
Of course! Otherwise we end up with another Okina scenario and, well.... things break.

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>>47845199
how does the Flan feel about the storms wreaking havoc among humans?

>> No.47852791

I love my magical girl vampire wife Flan-chan!

>> No.47853660

>>47803071
How can you have Remlia acting like a menacing mob boss and also have this is the same mango?

>> No.47860718

>>47853660
Being le big boss stronk edgy mistress is for boring slop characters. How many vampire characters are just generic and dumb?
Remilia is a dork that can act menacingly if she wants to (she has the power to back it up) but she is a goofy fun-loving brat at heart

>> No.47860768

>>47803026
One of the greatest character designs and even within touhou still among the best. Too bad her character itself doesn't do too much and is rather shallow.
Everything about her concept is perfect and it's why she's popular to this day. I would love a Flan focused story. Make her playable in a mainline game damnit.

>> No.47863187

lol autosage

>> No.47863194 [DELETED] 

my lungs

>> No.47876179

>>47860718
Fun-loving bat*

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>>47803026
https://exhentai.org/g/536953/fe3f76be92/
There you go.

>> No.47876429

>>47876208
Do not remind me of this. I will cry.

>> No.47877669

>>47814083
BIGGER!
NEEDS TO BE BIGGER!

>> No.47882129

>>47814083
cute

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>>47877669
Lets not get crazy here the cola/bunny/big hat must have some limits due to the mistresses stature.

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>>47803026

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>> No.47891348

bamp

>> No.47891424 [DELETED] 

nigger autosage can suck my dick

>> No.47891464

>>47803026
She already exists, her name is Remilia.

>> No.47891467 [DELETED] 
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kys

>> No.47891514
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>> No.47891520

>>47891514
Kys

>> No.47891532 [DELETED] 

kys

>> No.47891546
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Love yourself, anonymous.

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>>47891546
she just see me as food

>> No.47891610

>>47891546
I HATE YOU

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>>47808471
They arent even similar, koish is schizophrenic, Flandre is a fightfag, that's why her fight with Toutetsu worked so well

>> No.47891628

>>47891611
I hate how people pair Flandre with Koishi, I fucking hate Koishi

>> No.47891741

>>47803026
Flan is just an emotionally stunted weirdo social autist that went too long without ever touching grass and would be the type of person you hand your pokemon or magic cards to and she’d return them crumpled with spit and rips on them

>> No.47895857

Who would win, Flandre or Koishi

>> No.47895964

>>47895857
my dick

>> No.47898944

>>47895964
flandre would blow it up as soon as she gets what were you planning to do with it

>> No.47899333

>>47803026
She's a cocky murderous psychopath. That's what ZUN intended.

Never read her EoSD profile?

>> No.47899499

>>47895857
Both, because they would kiss each other.

>> No.47902416

>>47898944
>unzips penis
>pop goes the weasel
>Wilhelm scream.mp3

>> No.47903806

>>47898944
she's so mean

>> No.47903832

>>47899333
>that's what ZUN intended
Not canon. Fandom decided she's lovable autist

>> No.47907068

>>47903806
shes a freak liking destroying things, what did you expect

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>>47907068
i thought she was a nice french but she'll kill you with her feet and then trap ur soul in her socks

>> No.47913741

>>47903832
>Fandom decided
Who cares?

>> No.47914823

>>47808471
Koishi doesn't even have a personality

>> No.47914846

>>47907090
Cute yuri.

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>>47914846

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