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4779369 No.4779369 [Reply] [Original]

What is the appeal of danmaku?

>> No.4779376

Some people enjoy things that are a challenge, even if bullet hell does come down to memorization at times.

But going through a tough pattern on your first attempt without bombing?

Feels good man.

>> No.4779377

What is the appeal of living?

>> No.4779375
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4779375

>>4779369
What is the appeal of fatmaku?

>> No.4779380

What is the appeal of Australian diggers?

>> No.4779387

What's the appeal of free market capitalism?

>> No.4779394

What is the appeal of violent semen eruptions?

>> No.4779403

I don't see the appeal in being cummed inside, I just can't derive pleasure from it.

>> No.4779423

>>4779376

Which is why EoSD is the best Touhou game.

>> No.4779431

What is the appeal of /jp/?

>> No.4779461

>>4779431
Discussion with some of the most intellectual individuals on the internet

>> No.4779462

What is the appeal of a man?

>> No.4779472

>>4779376
So, it's just an autistic appeal to the mathematical impulse of rote pattern recognition? I am disappoint.

I started playing Mountain of Faith and there are no continues.

What? You want to do it slowly? NO! FUCK YOU! KEEP PLAYING! GLUE YOURSELF TO THE MONITOR! DON'T EVEN GET UP TO SHIT!

I understand now why the pleasure of being cummed inside and Satori are so popular here; the two are one and the same.

>> No.4779481

>>4779472

You'll note I didn't say rote memorization. That's one way to do it, but the real fun is when you fly by the seat of your pants and manage to win on first look.

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4779480

Dodge shit. Feel like a boss.

>> No.4779502

>>4779481
And that's why barrage patterns should be randomized.

>> No.4779519

>>4779502

Which is why EoSD is the best Touhou game.

>> No.4779548

>>4779472
Maybe you should stop being bad at videogames.

>> No.4779672

Tohou is the ultimate autist's paradise.
Only a true neckbeard would drop everything and sit down for hours to play what amounts to a maze puzzle.

Which makes me wonder: how do you fucking lazy NEETs find the energy to "play" tohou without constanty shitting over yourself and slobbering from the mouth?

>> No.4779690

They are colorful bullets with beautiful patterns.
You dodge them and win. It's fun, appealing, and makes you fell like God when you beat them.

>> No.4779691

>>4779672

Who said we aren't constanty shitting over ourselves and slobbering from the mouth?

>> No.4779696

>>4779690
Wanna thumb wrestle?

>> No.4779714

And because of degredation of the self due to this, Tohou fans are among the worst miserable, intellectually impoverished of the earth.
Their only feeling of self when not hooked into the tohou is to parrot memes and repeat.

They are not even capable of independent thought. Are they human? Do they have free will?
Truly, it is a mystery.

>> No.4779930

>>4779714
I find it funny that you took the time to write that.

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4779955

What is appol

>> No.4779956

Any good turn-based danmaku games out there?

>> No.4779975

>>4779956
Turn based... danmaku? How is that possible? Well, I suppose that if you play Scorched Earth with the settings configured so that turns interrupted the projectile's flights, and everybody used Death's Heads, it could almost be a turn based danmaku game...

>> No.4779988

>>4779956
>>4779975

Knights in the Knightmare

no really

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