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4777929 No.4777929[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Seventeen evo onahole arrives
>first use
>cum in about 2 minutes
>realize that if I ever get in bed with a real woman, it would just end up being a horrible disappointment for both of us

>> No.4777935

>>realize that if I ever get in bed with a real woman, it would just end up being a horrible disappointment for both of us
Wrong board, bro, none of us have that care or concern.

>> No.4777936

the onahole-thread is here :
>>4770697

>> No.4777937

She'd probably be more turned off by your greentext storytelling

>> No.4777941

if you use it several times a day, you'll be a pro in no time.

>> No.4777942

It'd feel too awkward to have sex for real, anyway.

>> No.4777943
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4777943

>implying having sex take 1 hours like in a movie

>> No.4777948

You will never learn how to properly quote. ;_;

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