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Let's say I want to troll Yuuuka, how would one do it?

>> No.4773820

Tell Yamame to give her flower allergies.

Yes I stole that from a doujin

>> No.4773819

penis

>> No.4773821

One does not simply troll Yuuka.

>> No.4773829

>>4773813
Make her fall in love, with a human

>> No.4773845

awaken her M parameter. raise it beyond her S parameter. enjoy new flower slave.

>> No.4773849
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Troll? ME?

Hahahaha, one cannot troll the most powerful Youkai.

>> No.4773856

>>4773845

Drop S parameter to 0, raise M and L to 100, enjoy sex slave waifu.

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>>4773856

That VN is not an accurate depiction of me!

Well, the S bar is. But of course it is!

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>>4773849
Oh, ok, I'm sorry I even challenged you, Yuuka-sama, fufufufufufu~♥

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>>4773849
Look, I can create flowers that are immortall!

Proceed to give her plastick flovers

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>>4773893

They do not seem natural...

I can't plant these in the ground...

You dare try to fool me?

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>>4773909
Yup

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>>4773914

You clearly don't know my habits.

>> No.4774515

>>4773813
Only COOLGUY can troll Yuka and get away with it.

>> No.4774522

Yuka has one u, you autistic.

>> No.4774584

bump

>> No.4774608

I was disappointed when Sleeping Terror was stage 5 Yuka theme instead of main Yuka boss theme, which didn't set any mood and I don't even recall it.

What a fuckup, thanks ZUN. Yuka sucks and is easiest lvl6 boss in series. Strongest my ass.

>> No.4774639

>>4774608
Easier than Kanako you say?

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>>4773813
Put her up against the XOOX threat to Gensokyo.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/591404/
(Of course that'd troll ALL of Gensokyo, but eh)

>> No.4774646

>>4774639

Yes, LLS is piss easy and Yuka only feels like what a Stage 3 boss would be in later games.

>> No.4774657

>>4773888
I was going to try that, but I never got around too.
Should I give it a try?

>> No.4774665

>>4774657
What are we talking about? Does it include Yuka?

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>>4774639
LLS is the only game in the series I 1CC'd on Normal on first try. I had 3 lives left when finishing with MarisaA

On second run with ReimuA, I ended up with 8 lives left.

>> No.4774669

>>4773813
Step on her sunflowers, that'll show her.

>> No.4774684

Troll Yuka? Tell her that global warming is real.

>> No.4774719

>Let's say I want to troll Yuuuka, how would one do it?
Spray herbicide on her flower field.

>> No.4774768

Tell her she will be in the next game.

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Tenshi might just know.

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>> No.4776031

set sunflower field on fire.

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Troll Status: Success!

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And thus ends our lesson on how to troll Yuka.

>> No.4776068

>>4776052
Finish Her!

>> No.4776091

>>4776055
MASTER SPARK!

>> No.4776137

>>4776055
To be fair, she had it coming.

>> No.4776152

Tenshi is immortal, since she is a celestial. She will be alright tomorrow.

>> No.4776170

>>4776055
Don't do it, Yuuka. Kill her off and you lose the only person who'll like you for who and what you really are. Its not worth it.

>> No.4776196

>>4776152
>immoral
fixed that for you.

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>>4776170
Not to mention Iku will have her revenge

>> No.4776225

>>4773856
What VN are we talking about here?

>> No.4776230

>>4776205
I would actually expect her to say "She had it coming".

Tenshi WILL die if she meets a reaper, who will see her immortality as a travesty, and drag her to Hell.

>> No.4776273

>>4776230
Celestials are immortal because they can beat up all the reapers that try to collect them.

>> No.4776275

1. Replace her flowers with others of the same kind. Ask Yukari for help in transport.
2. Volunteer to water Yuuka's flowers.
3. Use gasoline instead.
4. ARSONIST MODE ON.
5. Watch her getting enraged.
6. Restore flowers with Yukari's help.
7. ?????
8. Troll'd

>> No.4776282

1. Make her fall in love with you
2. Die

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>>4776282
Of all Touhous, Yuuka should be the one who knows how ephemeral life is.

She is The Flower Master, remember?

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