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4768105 No.4768105 [Reply] [Original]

Worked perfect 100%. :)

>> No.4768113

If you lie to me again, Derek, I'll be pissed.

>> No.4768111
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>> No.4768116

>>4768105
Sorry, but I no longer believe unsubstantiated claims since I lost my life savings to a Nigerian Prince.

>> No.4768114

now, where are u my waifu? <3

>> No.4768118

>>4768113

Thou wouldst doubt the word of Sir Derek?!

>> No.4768119

postan ;-;

>> No.4768120

.

>> No.4768122

>>4768118

Sir Derek isn't known for his honesty.

>> No.4768123
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>>4768114
I never said she would become real next to you.

>> No.4768133

I am highly annoyed that there's spots that aren't blue in that image.

>> No.4768135

*packing* So i go for a mission to find my perfect waifu, sayonara /jp/

>> No.4768138

>>4768118
Not Derek. The smiley is backwards.

>> No.4768144

She's real in my heart.

>> No.4768145

thanks derek you never let me down

>> No.4768146

But she's already real.

>> No.4768162

Lie!Tewi is a jerk.

>> No.4768168

I don't want a 3D waifu. Oh shi-

>> No.4768161

Too many loopholes.

>> No.4768169

>>4768138

You mean... a frown?

>> No.4768170

Thanks Derek! This waifu is awesome. No virus ;)

>> No.4768177

Thanks Derek!

>> No.4768180

>>4768169
It should look like this (:

>> No.4768193
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>> No.4768199

Go to hell, you devil.

>> No.4768200

.

>> No.4768205

Really? Alright!

>> No.4768208

>>4768199
LOL

>> No.4768225

Well, if Derek vouches, I guess this is legit.

>> No.4768238

Rika already exists.

>> No.4768245

Sweet!

...wait, I don't have a waifu!

>> No.4768244

If I post in this thread and the tomorrow you will get laid thread, will I get laid by my waifu tomorrow?

>> No.4768252
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4768252

will yuyuko come to me now?

>> No.4768257

Posting~

>> No.4768261

>>4768252
only if you have enough food

>> No.4768262
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4768262

I would fear for my waifu.
She would be subject to government testing.
What if she finds someone else? I'm not exactly the best guy on Earth...

>> No.4768264

waifus are for delusional faggots.

>> No.4768265

>>4768252
She will stay where she lives, but she will be 3D. So, no.

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>>4768262
OH GOD I POSTED!
/jp/!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

>> No.4768282

>>4768271

You lost your one true waifu.

Congrats.

>> No.4768286

If only this thread weren't... just a thread.

;_;

Oh well, I'll post anyway in the hope that it's true. Thank you, /jp/.

>> No.4768289

Waifus will never be real, Enjoy your self induced delusions.

>> No.4768303

>>4768289
If you don't believe your waifu will never come to you.

>> No.4768300

Well, if Derek says so...

>> No.4768304

Everyone that posted in this thread will watch their waifu being brutally raped by faceless men.

>> No.4768305

What if my waifu has already been posted?

>> No.4768315

Poastan'

>> No.4768318

>>4768282
I have 2 backup waifus
I wonder which one became real...

>> No.4768338

She's already real inside my head.

>> No.4768339

>>4768271
You made a really stupid joke and contributed to lowering /jp/'s posting standards.

>> No.4768348

She's already real, would my waifu become too real now that I posted? I'd be scared if she turned 3D ;_;

>> No.4768349

Typical Thread in /jp/.

Note how it sucks.

>> No.4768351

>>4768318
They're not waifus if you have more than one.

>> No.4768359

Posting.

>> No.4768426

Looks like I need a bigger bookshelf...

>> No.4768447

>>4768351
Oh... wow...

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>>4768105
bampu pantsu

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