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>> No.4766808

I know I won't, plus I don't even want to. Count it as a neutral post.

>> No.4766807
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>> No.4766810
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>> No.4766812

Too late.

>> No.4766830

I'm the OP's grandmother

>> No.4766865

bump

>> No.4766868

reported

>> No.4766888

Reported.

>> No.4766889

I hate when "ITT" is used redundantly like that

>> No.4766890
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4766890

i wont post in the "if you dont post in this your mother will die" but i will post in these...

>> No.4766891

>>4766868
You act like you don't like this thread, but you're not fooling anyone.

You just wanted to get laid.

>> No.4766895

>>4766889

In this thread everyone who posts in this thread will get blahblahblah

Reported

>> No.4766914
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AWESOME

>> No.4766923

reported

>> No.4766931

I am going to get laid. Hooray!

>> No.4766938

>>4766891
Takes one to know one.

>> No.4766953

OP, I'm coming over to your house to rape you.

>> No.4767201
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>> No.4767515

I'll bite.

>> No.4767537

I posted in one of these threads one time and got leid the next day.

Good enough for me.

>> No.4767538

>>4766889
Wow I didn't notice that at first but now it seems quite silly

>> No.4767547

Here's hoping..

>> No.4767551

wha??

>> No.4767556

Thank OP it really worked !!!!!!!

>> No.4767557

Oh boy I can't wait.

>> No.4767567
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4767567

Fuck Yeah

>> No.4767570

post

>> No.4767572

This really works.

>> No.4767585

Last time i posted i grew the body of brad pitt in fight club and 50 models raped me (:

>> No.4767587

Now that you posted here, you'll get laid tommorow with a fat girl

>> No.4767590

>>4767585
He looked better in Troy

>> No.4767593

>>4767585
You aren't the real Derek.
You phony!

>> No.4767599

>>4767585
That doesn't sound nice at all what the fuck

>> No.4767600

I kinda hope this doesn't work...

>> No.4767611
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4767611

This better work.

>> No.4767618

Seriously /jp/? Seriously?

See you in about 12 hours when the normalfags are sleeping resting for their next normalfag day

>> No.4767619

>>4767590
No, I disagree.
Whenever I workout, it's go get Brad's awesome Fight Club body.
His upper body is legendary in that one.

>> No.4767631

Well, if Derek says so, it must be true.

>> No.4767643
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>> No.4767674

fuck

>> No.4767682

but i'm laying down right now

>> No.4767690

>>4767618
>I want an excuse to post in this thread
>So rorenry ;_;

>> No.4767694

Seems legit.

>> No.4767698
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4767698

It might be awkward at work, but I'm willing to take the risk...

>> No.4767699

i already did it today why would i want it tomorrow

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>> No.4767707

.........ok

>> No.4767753

I'm going to post...
...but, I will still sage

>> No.4767756

fuck why am I posting here

>> No.4767778

I-I-It's not like I believe in this or anything!
I just wanted to tell you to go away! S-See, I'm saging, right!?

>> No.4767780

;-; at last

>> No.4767810

posting can't hurt.

>> No.4767865

OP didn't say you will get a girl, though. It was only your implicit assumption.

>> No.4767881

Will I really get laid?? How about winning the lottery, I'd like to win the lottery!

>> No.4767903

>>4767865
OP didn't even say if you'll even get laid with a GIRL...

>> No.4767896
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>>4767865

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.4767943

I find this to be impossible

;_;

>> No.4768021

I wonder if this counts the other definitions of "laid"

>> No.4768056

No I won't.

>> No.4768069

>>4766799
i guess ive got nothing to lose.

>> No.4768083

cool I've always wanted to get laid

>> No.4768209

..

>> No.4768239
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4768239

Still waiting for the real Derek.

>> No.4768241

SOUP, /b/?!

/jp/'s quality is getting worse by the day.

>> No.4768254

>>4768241

thanks for helping to improve it

>> No.4768266

everything posted in the form of an image will automatically come true

>> No.4768269

But I don't want to be laid out! That hurts!

>> No.4768279

>>4766799
Laid or laid off?

>> No.4768308

I already get laid several times a week.

>> No.4768327

Doesn't work guys I caught HIV virus :(

>> No.4768360

I saged so i won't get laid.

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