/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I
LOVE
GREEN
HAIR AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHA BROTHAS CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN ALL DRESSED UP IN LACE AND EM'RALD LOCKS AROUND HER FACE YOU GET
SPRUNG

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

[Anonymous No.]

But her hair looks white.

[Anonymous No.]

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

[Anonymous No.]

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Just Poetry

[Anonymous No.]

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

[Anonymous No.]

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

Green haired touhous are the best touhous.

I can't help but feel that we're... missing someone.

[Anonymous No.]

I just take a grape
And I jizz in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764400
/jp/ - Jizzed Pants

[Anonymous No.]

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764423

oh that's right Sanae

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae's hair isn't green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764431
Koishi and Keine don't have green-enough hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764431

ZUN Reimu has brown hair.

SWR-guys Reimu has black hair.

Real Reimu's hair is purple.

[Anonymous No.]

Green hair is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764360
SOURCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764454
[Ito Life] Touhou Ryokuhatsu (Touhou) [ENG]