/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

so how many dicks did she have to suck to be a player character for three consecutive games.

[Anonymous No.]

none, because shes perfect

[Anonymous No.]

37 dicks

[Anonymous No.]

All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760804
In a row?

[Anonymous No.]

Only one, with alcohol on her breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760813
SIX DIRTY DICKS

[Anonymous No.]

There is no dicks in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760806

Yeah, right.

What a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Not half as many as Sanae has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760837
>Not half as many as Sanae has.
That's not saying much.

[Anonymous No.]

My Sakuya is as pure as distilled water. Go hurt Sanae's feelings or some other touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

The original girls didn't have to suck dick. Sanae and Aya are the sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya is as pure as pure water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760859

>Sakuya
>original

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760888
>more than 90% of /jp/ does not even know you are a Touhou
It must feel bad, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760929

It's cool. She's too busy being better than all the other sluts, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760973
Sure, put on your wizard robe and hat and keep thinking that.

[Anonymous No.]

this bitch too. she was in two whole games as a playable character.

clearly, this means she is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761010
>two whole games
>PoFV, IN, IaMP, SWR, 12.3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761031

counting only the main games in the series. to hell with your decimal shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya ate Remi's vagina 100 times in order to be playable

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN comes up with all of his characters piss drunk

How many beers did it take to come up with Sakuya and the rest of the EoSD?

One.
One beer and 15 minutes watching the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OVAs

[Anonymous No.]

and what's with her, anyway. she appears in like a billion endings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761083
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

oh well. good thing she'll never appear in another main game again. sluts should be disposed of properly after usage. that goes for that slutmiko, too. she'll be thrown away pretty soon.

let's have some new characters already, damn.

so, who's next for the massive dicksucking line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761043
>PoFV mainstream
HAHAHA OH WOW.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761197
Still here? Don't you have some pool of your own tears to be wallowing in?

[Anonymous No.]

How long are we gonna let this "____ is a slut" shit go on, /jp/? "Look at that baka" should be out, too. Come up with something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4760798
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4761230

...I think the point of the whole thread was to point out how stupid that meme is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761308
It's less of a meme and more of a "prevailing sentiment regarding a character's moral fiber"

[Anonymous No.]

whatever

dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761352
Calling touhous dykes is like screaming "RUSSKIES" in the middle of a crowded Moscow street

"No shit, sherlock!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761370

More like shouting "DIRTY IVANS" and promptly getting 200 spell cards/AK-47s leveled at your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

As if you could hurt my waifu's feelings with your immoral words. Sakuya has never seen a penis, but can cut yours if you get too close to her.

Haters gonna hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761399

yeah right. she's all over cocks. too bad for her no amount of cocksucking will ever get her into another main touhou game again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761409
Excuse me, I can't hear you over the sound of how pure and virginal I am.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya mentioned in her PoFV end that resolving incidents is something for that lazy shrine maiden to do.

She'll never be involved again.

[Anonymous No.]

She'll be in the next game. I can feel it in my bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761438
shut the fuck up and suck.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is now about everyone's future favorite recurring playable character as a support option for Sanae and her perfect legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761472
broken and unwanted goods.

[Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY No.]

I know this is just a retarded DURR SLUTS thread but Sakuya was in TH6, 7, 7.5, 8, 9, 9.5 and 10.5.

I think Sakuya's had plenty of exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761538
yeah, she's certainly had a lot of exposure, alright.

to dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761538
Sakuya needs her own game. With no other playable character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761588
if it's a fellatio simulator, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761605
Your hate doesn't affect her at all.

[Anonymous No.]

You know who else wants Sakuya back as a playable character?

HITLER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNaMlqaXw3Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761612
you're right. she loves the cock too much to be persuaded away from being a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya is a carpet muncher, fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761614
He has good taste, then.

>>4761661
Keep hating, it doesn't amount to anything. You can't make her of her fans mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761670
great, so she's bisexual and promiscuous to boot. she whores out for both genders. can't get much sluttier than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761670
>>4761675

Haters gonna hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761671
i think you're plenty mad already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761703
I'm not even one bit. I'm always taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

So I heard some people in /jp/ are hating on Sakuya.

This is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761670
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761765
You wish. But no, she is straight and virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761775

This is my ever-lasting theory.

No Touhou has a sexuality. Anyone saying that is me samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761775
My personal reality is stronger than your nay-saying my friend.
It is as infrangible as a Hattori Hanzo katana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761765
Normally, I don't like sexual portrayals of touhou, but there's something about this image...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761868
>I don't like sexual portrayals of touhou

Why are you such a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4763964
>00:08
>06:12
Six hours later, good luck getting a response

[Anonymous No.]

>>4763964
Rather, I think he is one of those confused children who believes himself to be "asexual"

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like lesbian portrayal of touhou either, so what ? Grow up and stop calling people names because you have a different opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764024
He said sexual portrayal in general, not lesbian. Big difference. And it's all just playful banter in this thread, so relax anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why so sage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764074
>he doesn't know how sage is used in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764111
That's true, I am new to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764123
Well, at least you admit it calmly. You seem like a decent person, you can stay for now, on probation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764130
Why thank you, could I perhaps get educated on the usage of sage in /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764137

People use sage when they think their replies aren't worth bumping the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764137
A lot of people here use it "politely", meaning they just used sage to not bump the thread because they consider their contribution to it to be minimal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764152
>>4764154
Gee, I had only seen the "offensive" use of sage on the other boards I frequent. Thank you for the information!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764164
/jp/ is more weeaboo than any other board, so they choose to use sage the way the Japanese do (mostly, I heard they are taking over the western "insulting" use of sage nowadays). Personally, I think "polite sage" is in most cases a stupid idea, and I've said so in many arguments, but the general opinion here is that it's good practice and people want you to use it, so I do it out of respect for the board culture, even if I disagree with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764164
You're welcome. Please help spread the correct use of sage back throughout 4chan. Sometimes I still return to /a/ and post something in a thread I like, completely non-offensive and wholly positive, but using sage, and at least 3 people will flip out and reply with shock as though I had just pulled a rabbit out of my ear. It provides much amusement, but it should not be that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764187

The "correct use" of sage at 4chan is bullshit due to lack of catalog. I'd rather keep a thread on the first page while a discussion is still going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764218
Well, it helps that threads on /jp/ live much longer than on quite a few other boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4761472
>>4761515
Kogasa is broken and easy to use.

(Sakuya and Remilia are the Touhou characters who have been hinted to be in "that kind" of relationship in canon the most.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>4764227

It's because /jp/ is so slow. On the faster boards people are so used to the "thread in the front page" game that using sage might as well kill good discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

etc

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN is trolling /jp/. He knew that 4chan loves degrading Sanae into an attention-whoring slut, so the first thing he does in response is to make her the MC.