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Oh hey, I'll just leave this right here....

>> No.4758864
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4758864

Silly OP, Jessica doesn't believe in witches and whores.

>> No.4758879

>>4758864
my good sir, according to ep 4, she does

>> No.4758885

>>4758864
She believes in Kanon and Shannon, so no, you are incorrect.

>> No.4758902
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>>4758879
Jessica's really being legit there, I know.

>> No.4758929

>>4758902
Could be that she saw her demented meido friend going terminator mode and realized that only by getting Battler to accept her could she save anyone. Jessica is a moralfag like that.

>> No.4758948

>>4758929
Doesn't explain her telling everyone at the beginning about how they had to be tested.
Also, for Jessica to just accept death like that is a contradiction.

But I agree, whatever her lies, I don't think they are malicious.

>> No.4758979

>>4758929
>>4758948
Oh come on, I'm a Shkanontrice supporter, and even I think that Jessica being completely innocent is fucking stupid.

She's not Beatrice, she's not innocent, she's just some punk accomplice who died and decided to troll Battler anyways out of spite.

>> No.4759000

>>4758979
More like the most innocent character in the series, you mean. Really, she's Mion with blonde hair, she really IS that good of a person.

>> No.4759034

>>4759000
No, she is a mix od Satoko and Takano, threrefore the worst bitch imaginable.

>> No.4759047

>>4759034
>Mix of Satoko and Takano
So, Jessica confirmed for FUCKING AWESOME?

>> No.4759063
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>>4759047
Well, Ronove approves of Jessica, while Erika does not.

So yes, yes indeed.

>> No.4759139

>>4759063
Never did quite get why Ronove is bros with Jessica.

>> No.4759151

>>4759139
He's got good taste, that's why.

>> No.4759176
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4759176

I've just realized something.

It's a fact Jessica is a troll.

No, I'm not talking about her character or how she fits into the plot.

I mean HER VERY EXISTANCE ITSELF is one, gigantic, massive troll.

Seriously, people are SO divided on her. I mean, we hardly EVER have threads about Shannon. I would know, I tried making one two days ago, NO ONE responded to it.

She's one gigantic vacuum from which no civility and reasonable discussion can escape.

>> No.4759211

>>4759176
Now that I think about it, you're right.

>> No.4759257
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>>4759176
She's the god of all trolls.
Her trolling is meta.

Just you watch, episode 7 will either start with her dead, or implicate her in a vague fashion.

>> No.4759288

>>4759257
Funny, her inconsistent nature is why I support Doubletrice.

But yeah, I see what you mean.

>> No.4759310
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>>4759257
Episode 7 will either be Bern trolling Jessica(as in YOU FUCKING RETARD KANON AND SHANNON ARE THE SAME FAGGOT JESUS CHRIST AHAHA.wav) or the troll will become the trolled.

Mark my words.

>> No.4759319

>>4759310
Whoever the culprit is, they should get a cool looking hat.

>> No.4759320

>>4759310
I still believe it's IMPOSSIBLE that Jessica hasn't noticed, because if Ryu did taht it would be a clow to her characterization as 'Shannon's best friend that knows everything about her and her romantic interest Kanon'

>> No.4759340

>>4759320
Once again. her character is one big troll.
Trolls from time to time on the game board, totally spotless in fantasy scenes, seems to think Kanon and Shannon are two different people.

Really, even the really smart Shkanontrice dude basically just said I DUNNO LOL when asked how Jessica would not be aware that her boyfriend is actually her best friend Kanon.

It's a huge troll.

>> No.4759357

>>4759340
Gah, I mean best friend Shannon.
But you catch my drift.

She is a tough cookie to crack, when it comes down to it.

>> No.4759382

>>4759340
I wonder what episode 7 and 8 will be about, anyways. I mean, really, I think we're set.

>> No.4759397

>>4759382
i hope he goes back to the mystery genre, im sick of filler meta

>> No.4759408

>>4759382
EP7 will reveal the culprit

EP8 will have Meta-Battler and Battler in a fist-fight atop Metal Gear

>> No.4759409

My honest theory?

She'll end up being the true Beatrice or some shit like that. As in she was Beato's II daughter, but she was raised normally barring a few trips to the closet. She'll die at the end along with George leaving Battler with Shannon. Yaaaaaay.

>> No.4759419

>>4759408
Battler versus BATTLER, you say?

>> No.4759441

>>4759409
Actually, Jessica could be alive and well in the modern world, you know. She didn't die in episode 3.

>> No.4759472
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Jessica was a TRUE BRO since the very beginning, but HATERS gonna HATE.

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>>4759441
yes

>>4759419
what about rokkenjima exploding in Oct. 5?

>> No.4759504

>>4759000
>>4759472

I whole heartedly agree. Jess is innocent

>> No.4759526

>>4759491
Juuza somehow managed to do it.
Think logically for a second, Juuza seems to want money for a particular reason, my theory is that he's saving said money because Jessica is blind as a bat and George is an incompetent moron who can't earn a living.

>> No.4759531

>>4759504
"Jessica Ushiromiya has not committed murder."

>> No.4759543

>>4759526
Hopefully George didn't make it.

>> No.4759555

>>4759504
Innocence?
In WHEN THEY CRY?

Normally, I'd agree, but with Jessica, she has been shown to blatantly lie.

>> No.4759560

>>4759543
....I actually like George. Am I the only one?

>> No.4759581

>>4759560
yes.

>> No.4759598
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Jessica most likely knows Battler is incompetent, so her trolling is just her trying to beat Shkanonlanondingdong

>> No.4759741

>>4759531
it only applies in EP3

>> No.4759939

>>4759598
Kyrie and Jessica are BROS FOR LIFE, it'd be hilarious to imagine they were good this whole time.

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>>4759939
Dude! Kyrie was burnt to ash by Jessica!
The fuck does that make them bros?

That's almost the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

>> No.4759974

>>4759960
Jessica had to be possessed to kill Kyrie.
Why?

Because they were bros for life.

Kyrie was so distraught over her bro trying to kill her she knew she had to be in a nightmare.

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