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Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 11:21:55 2010 No.4757310 [Reply] [Original]

So /jp/, tell me about your 2D-lust

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:25:55 2010 No.4757326 I like characters fucking each other more than the thought of them fucking me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:25:55 2010 No.4757325 Get out jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:27:55 2010 No.4757333 I'm scared of relationships.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:27:55 2010 No.4757338 3d people giv me anxiety

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 11:27:55 2010 No.4757332 File: 54 KB, 435x600, freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4757326 And why, do you think, is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:28:55 2010 No.4757341 >>4757332 I don't feel like thinking about it. If you'd like to, I'd enjoy reading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:29:55 2010 No.4757345 I'd tell you all about it if I though for two seconds that you could help me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:29:55 2010 No.4757348 File: 138 KB, 253x430, koishi and nothing but.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Freud, tell me about your lust for your own mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:30:55 2010 No.4757355 >>4757325 Sigmoid isn't a jew, he's an atheist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:31:55 2010 No.4757357 Hey, Freud. Tell me about how your cigar addiction implies you have a phallic addicted subconscious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:32:55 2010 No.4757360 I can't be a 2D girl, so I dress up as a 3D girl and pretend I'm a 2D girl...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:32:55 2010 No.4757362 >>4757355 The Jews claim him as one of their own and point to him as a great Jewish scientist. Which is pretty funny when you realize he's neither Jewish nor a scientist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:32:55 2010 No.4757366 I take my pillow to my shrink. It was her idea.

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 11:32:55 2010 No.4757367 >>4757357 Fuck you that's how

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:33:55 2010 No.4757372 >>4757367 Why do I wear long sleeve shirts all the time, Freud?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:33:55 2010 No.4757373 >>4757366 Do you really go to a shrink? I've been thinking about it, but I think trying to explain the whole 2D thing would make me sound like a raving lunatic and I'd get committed.

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:35:55 2010 No.4757376
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>>4757348
You want to fuck her brains out, don't you? You want to slam her. You want to nail her. You want to give her a good seeing to. You want to slip her the sausage. You want to stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Don't worry, I won't judge you.

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 11:35:55 2010 No.4757378 >>4757372 Fuck you that's why

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:35:55 2010 No.4757379 >>4757362 Is there a famous scientist that was actually "Jewish"? Einstein, Sagan, and Feynman were all agnostic/atheistic more or less.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:36:55 2010 No.4757385 >>4757378 That doesn't help, asshat! You suck!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:36:55 2010 No.4757387 >>4757367 >>4757378 Sigmund Freud: Psychologist of the Year, All Years.

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:36:55 2010 No.4757388
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>>4757376
And the thought of your dad finding out just turns you on even more, doesn't it? He'd be so angry he'd chop your dick right off. I bet you're hard just thinking about it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:37:55 2010 No.4757394

>>4757373
Yeah, been going since last fall. I'd recommend it. We've been over all of it. The crossdressing, the pillows, the inability to get an erection around naked 3D, etc. I don't know if it's helped much - whatever helped would mean - but I enjoy it. She's been good, too. I haven't managed to get a criticism or physical reaction from any of my stories, though I've tried.

I get it free through my university, though.

>>	HamFist, King of the Jews !!QfpeDoOR3uE Mon Mar 29 11:38:55 2010 No.4757398 >>4757385 Yeah? Well I fucked your mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:39:01 2010 No.4757404 File: 262 KB, 700x910, stupid blind slut 73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4757388

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:39:55 2010 No.4757400 >>4757394 She hasn't criticized you, put you on powerful antipsychotics or had you committed to a mental institution? You must have a damned strange shrink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:40:55 2010 No.4757408 >>4757394 How did you introduce the subject, if you don't mind me asking?

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:40:55 2010 No.4757413

>>4757400
Well, my sample size is one. She hasn't recommended I take any drugs, but she said she'd prescribe antidepressants if I really felt I needed them.

She approaches 2D idolization as people simply trying to fulfill needs they'd normally fill elsewhere through what they have access to.

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 11:42:55 2010 No.4757419 >>4757398 It's okay man, let it all out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:42:55 2010 No.4757421 >>4757400 You'd have a seriously criminally bad shrink if they put you on powerful anti-psychotics or in a mental institution because you masturbate to weird stuff.

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:44:55 2010 No.4757427

>>4757408
Hard to remember exactly. I come out of the sessions pretty drained. When was the last time you had an hour-long conversation - using vocal cords, not keyboard - with no pauses and where you did most of the talking? It was after the crossdressing and the romantic failures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:45:55 2010 No.4757431 >>4757421 I dunno, a lot of the 2D idolization stuff would probably be interpreted as a form of schizophrenia by someone who a) expects you to have something wrong with you and b) doesn't understand the subculture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:46:55 2010 No.4757436 >>4757431 I wish I was delusional enough that my waifu talked to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:47:55 2010 No.4757442 File: 36 KB, 512x384, yukari come on~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4757436 Don't we all?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Mar 29 11:49:55 2010 No.4757448 Well, it all started when I was 6

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 11:51:55 2010 No.4757456 >>4757448 Good, good. And?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:53:55 2010 No.4757465 >>4757421 Psychiatry was always a form of social control and enforcement of mainstream values. Why should he expect anything else from it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:55:55 2010 No.4757472 >>4757367 Not denying the how much you love dicks. Classic.

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 11:55:55 2010 No.4757474 >>4757465 Nigga what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:57:55 2010 No.4757478 >>4757474 Well, in organized psychiatry. Perhaps it is less so in a Viennese quack.

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 11:58:55 2010 No.4757482

I am exactly like this: >>4757326

I only masturbate to yuri, and occasionally 3D lesbian porn (only if it's really, really good). I don't like cocks at all, to the point that I don't have any desire to ever have sex with 3D girls because I just don't like the idea of a penis being used like that in any way whatsoever. I have had intercourse with one girl - my high school sweetheart, long time ago - and thinking back on it just disgusts me. Heterosexual sex is pig disgusting to me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 12:01:55 2010 No.4757490
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>>4757326

I like the characters fucking each other only I'm one of the characters and that's why I like futanari because I really want to keep my dick while being the little girl.

>>	Carl Jung !Tttu.xTKGI Mon Mar 29 12:05:55 2010 No.4757505 File: 41 KB, 297x404, jung.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go back to fucking your dead mother, Sig.

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 12:05:55 2010 No.4757506 >>4757490 I only spot one dick there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 12:06:55 2010 No.4757510 File: 63 KB, 335x243, a challenger appears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4757505

>>	Suigin !uMakai4iFA Mon Mar 29 12:07:55 2010 No.4757512 i dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 12:07:55 2010 No.4757515 >>4757505 Oh look, it's the fabulous Carl HUNG

>>	Sigmund Freud !!M+8D4PXzScs Mon Mar 29 12:08:55 2010 No.4757518 >>4757515 AS IN LIMP-DICK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 12:08:55 2010 No.4757521 >>4757379 no, you can't be religious and also be a good scientist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 12:14:55 2010 No.4757540 >>4757505 Suddenly, a better psychologist appears!

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Mar 29 12:16:55 2010 No.4757547 You feel the need to have cigars in your mouth because they remind you of your fathers penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 12:26:55 2010 No.4757578 I fantasize about being dominated by a woman or a loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 12:27:55 2010 No.4757581 No, Freud. How about you tell me about your early childhood.

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