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I want to marry and start a family with Yuukarin

>> No.47548647
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47548647

you and everyone else on the planet dude get in line

>> No.47548659
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>> No.47548699

Would you lose a little respect for Yuuka if she cried in front of you?

>> No.47548787
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>>47548699
no I'd want to hug her and I might possibly get a tiny bit turned on

>> No.47548823
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>>47548633
TWO THREADS!??

>> No.47549131
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>>47548823
The clone thread is actually for her clone, hence the name
Seihou Yuuka is pure sex. Pure. Sex. All Yuuka is good Yuuka, but that one on the left is a very good one

>> No.47549193

>>47548633
I want to stick my seed up her nose.

>> No.47549890

>>47549193
i-impossible!!!!!!!

>> No.47549895

>>47548633
I want her to crush my greasy cock and balls with a rock.

>> No.47549912

>>47549895
why are they greasy. you dirty ape.

>> No.47549913
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>>47549895
In a loving way?

>> No.47549924

>>47549895
but the maximum pain you must endure...

>> No.47550043
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I want to show her a powerpoint presentation of everyone stronger than her since her debut until she either kills me or cries

>> No.47550066

>>47548633
Imagine her getting angry at you for drinking the whole day yet again instead of finding a job and she gets up in your face and yells at you and when you talk back she pushes you and she's so strong you stumble hard and break your neck and she just stands there for a moment all the anger flushed away in an instant filled with nothing but void as she then rushes over to check on you getting down on the ground on her knees and hands and carefully reaching her hands out to your face realizing what shes done as tears start to slowly form at her eyes she didnt mean to do this she tells herself but its too late she killed you and shes left there crumpled in an absolute mess of emotions

>> No.47550078

>>47548633
She doesn't need you if she can marry herself. >>47548647 At least then she has someone worth respecting.

>> No.47551129

>>47550066
Does Yuuka even need you to have a job? isnt she rich enough to have a mansion in Mugenkan and the garden of the sun and would rather get you to help her with gardening

>> No.47551365

>>47550066
Imagine uninstalling twitter and tiktok and then reading a short chapter from a book on basic English grammar and punctuation

>> No.47554424
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47554424

The perfect wife

>> No.47554462
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What would you do if you see this ?

>> No.47554817

>>47554462
Mind my business and keep walking.

>> No.47554855
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>>47554462
given everything we've ever been told about Yuuka, you'll only see this face in two scenarios.
A: she's doing it to scare you, but that's about it.
B: You've destroyed some of the sunflowers.
If it's A, compliment her and make a swift exit, because she won't follow unless it's to spook you some more. If it's B, start thinking about what your opening line to Komachi is, because nothing will save you now.

>> No.47554887

>>47554462
Based on the fact that sunflowers around her are wilting, your best course of action is to leave her be and mind your business

>> No.47554953
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>>47554855
SHE SHOT ME
SHE SHOT ME
BANG! BANG!

>> No.47561317

>>47554424
She will take care of her childrens like she take care of her sunflowers

>> No.47563606
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>>47561317
Her husband won't be so lucky though, unless you're okay with the idea of being her personal sperm bank until she decides to eat you.

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>>47563606
I'm okay with this

>> No.47563792
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>>47563606
oh well.. c'est la vie

>> No.47563836
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47563836

Here's a plan:
>romance Yuuka
>become a youkai
>Yuuka stops Reimu from Fortune Telling'd you
>spend eternity with Yuuka

>> No.47563843

crazy old woman

>> No.47563849
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>>47563843
You have Yukarin confused with Yuukarin

>> No.47563917

>>47563849
crazy old women

>> No.47563926
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Yuuka and her friend Letty shopping

>> No.47563956
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>>47563606
Fine by me too. We all gotta go someday.

>> No.47563984

>>47563786
She is growing a garden of her own there haha...

>> No.47564788
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I don't know why, but Yuuka looks a bit different today...

>> No.47564826
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Yuuka getting jealous because you keep playing that one gacha game that also has a Yuuka

>> No.47564950
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>>47564826
I would want Yuukarin to be kind enough to put me out of my misery if she saw me playing a gacha

>> No.47566658
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I don't. I'm literally her.

>> No.47566698

>>47564788
you know what, I'd still marry him.

>> No.47569390
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47569390

being molested by yuuka while aya takes highly compromising photos of the act

>> No.47569394

>>47549924
Okay, here I go.
*splat*
aaaaAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH

>> No.47569413

>>47569390
There's only so erect I can get anon, any more of this and I might end up in hospital

>> No.47569414

>>47569390
Your image seems to depict another situation, Yuuka molesting Aya while I take masturbatory mental photos of the act

>> No.47569495

>>47569414
she's shaking down aya after the fact so she can have some of the photos for herself

>> No.47570083

>>47548633
Yuuka and I are incompatible. She's all about flowers and I don't give a shit about them.

>> No.47570244
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>>47570083
The heart wants what the heart wants
And her heart will have (You)

>> No.47570386
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>>47570083
>>47570244
Bonding with Yuuka over our shared love of violence!
People start making complaints about the two weirdos who go around insulting people!
Reimu comes over to make sure you don't plan on becoming a youkai!
Being tactfully reminded that human-youkai relations are forbidden and that you really should go home!
Home is not Yuuka's place for some reason!
Waiting a week before doing it all over again!
Endless fun from bullying strangers with Yuuka!!!!

>> No.47570517

>>47570386
>love of violence!
>insulting people!
I'm neither rude nor violent. Yuuka and I truly were never meant to be.

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>>47548633
My Yuuka fantasy is a more quiet. No children, no friends, and only the occasional guest, otherwise it's just the two of us enjoying each other's company in peace, surrounded by nature. I'm a morally flexible person so I don't mind if she wants to occasionally kill and eat someone. Hell, I'm even open to sharing that meal with her,

>> No.47571575

>>47569390
Actually it's Yuuka molesting Aya while you lay dead on the floor.

>> No.47571615

>>47571575
Its me molesting Yuuka while Aya lays on the floor taking low angle shots(its non-con RP)

>> No.47571830
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Teaching Yokai the importance of family.

>> No.47572298
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yuuka with pants

>> No.47576464
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>>47572298
Yuuka with no pants

>> No.47576551

>>47548633
What if I fill Yuuka up with my seed, hive her lots of children and then dissappear one day?

>> No.47576594
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47576594

Either she or your OP half youkai children will find you and kill you

>> No.47576618

>>47576594
What if in my after life I go to the Netherworld, seduce Yuyuko and give a couple of half ghost children? What then?

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>>47576618
She'll catch word and move in to repeatedly beat you up, then and until the end of days.
It is said that in the very bottommost pit of Hell, in the centre of Dys the Devil and his three heads lie chewing on the three greatest sinners in his leviathan maw for all eternity, so as to repent their transgressions against God.
Such a punishment will be but one iota of the suffering you will feel at the hands of your scorned. Oblivion would be a cause for celebration in the face of the private hell you will endure.

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>>47548633
She's already taken

>> No.47578550

How fertile is Yuuka?

>> No.47578850

>>47578550
She is the avatar of Mother Nature
Volcanic soil has nothing on her belly

>> No.47583395
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Yuuka


Cute

>> No.47583446
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Yuuka


Smells nice
(This is a rare feat in Gensokyo)

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>>47563836
>Yuuka stops Reimu from Fortune Telling'd you
You mean that Reimu has two victims now.

>> No.47585259

>>47563836
Don't make Reimu kill both of you.....

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>>47577468
By me, thanks for recognising our union.
Don't know why Reimu's in a suit though, she wasn't even invited.

>>47583446
The nicest!

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>>47585259
Reimu's a hopeless romantic who secretly desires peace between humans and youkai
she's gonna check that you're not planning to become a youkai, then give you a stern warning before going home and kyaaing over how cute you and yuuka are together

>> No.47585916

>>47585886
Surely she would not wish such inevitable heartbreak on Yuuka.

>> No.47585982
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>>47576594
>OP half youkai children
That's a funny one, anon.
Yuuka's only powerful because she's so fucking old. Her ability is nothing notable, and she is not from any powerful species, either.
Her children would be sub-Rinnosuke in power. That's why she prefers to adopt high-quality kids and groom them into the position of heir, instead.

>> No.47586132

>>47585982
>Yuuka's only powerful because she's so fucking old.

Correction:
She's so old because she's so powerful. Everyone older than her who was less powerful got beaten up by a bigger fish at some point in the last three millennia.
Selection bias is one hell of a thing.

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The older Yuuka gets, the stronger she becomes. This applies to her eggs as well. Her offspring may very well be unstoppable even if her mate was an average human.

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>>47566698
It's not gay if you get dommed by Yuuka.

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lads got any good angry Yuuka expressions to wank to?

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>> No.47599218

Paizuri

>> No.47601269
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So why did her boobies grow four cups when she got back from Makai?

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>>47601269
The size of Yuuka's assets depends on the amount of fairies in the area.
Do not remind her what happened during Fairycon '23, if you like your spine where it is now.
They also affect her grip strength.

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>>47599218
Yes.

>> No.47602367

>>47601411
Thats definitely not how youkai supposed to work, a better explanation would be that she can just shapeshift her body into whatever she want

>> No.47602553

>>47554462
Nothing because I'd be dead before I could decide if she looks like that

>> No.47607984
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>>47601269
Makai women display status with large breasts and Yuuka decided to show them that she can enlarge her's too.

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