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4749414 No.4749414 [Reply] [Original]

too bad none of you guys here at /jp/ will get any.

>> No.4749416

>>4749414
any what?

>> No.4749421

>>4749416

Sexually transmitted diseases.

>> No.4749422

neither will you you fat nerdass queer

>> No.4749426

i have a hand, a wild imagination, and the internet.

i think ill be okay.

>> No.4749438

Pffffft, say that to my Sasuke-san blow-up doll ^_^;;;

>> No.4749441
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4749441

Uh oh, suigin is having an asperger's tantrum

OP: we don't want any. Mai waifu is all i need

>> No.4749460

>>4749426
umm no you wont.

>> No.4749465

>too bad none of you guys here at /jp/ will get any:
>STDs
>woman-induced debts
>broken hearts
>screaming spoilt children
>significantly reduced cashflow

I'm fine thanks.

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4749473

>>4749441
Colors are messed up

>> No.4749488

>too bad none of you guys here at /jp/ will get any:
>real wife
>real love
>real sex
>a happy family
>a life

>> No.4749495

Is it bad that I care about myself more than I care about women?

>> No.4749496
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4749496

>>4749488
>real love
>he still thinks it exists

>> No.4749497

>>4749488
>implying i would get that even if i tried to become a normalfag
Yeah, no, I'm not that rich.

>> No.4749499

>>4749488
>real love
>a happy family
>a life

Neither will you.

>> No.4749511

>>4749488
I have a fulfilling life. A family would only come as an obstacle to my goals. If I really wanted to pass down my knowledge and goals, I'd adopt a kid (though I imagine this to be really hard, if not impossible. Even for a man with a good career and financially stable life)

>> No.4749522

>>4749441
your "waifu" can't hug you, kiss you, cook for you, raise a family with you and have sex with you.

>> No.4749524

>>4749488
Why, I can experience all that several times, sometimes even in new ways, by playing through visual novels and eroge.

>> No.4749525
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4749525

>>4749488

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4749533

>>4749497
>>4749496
These two posts are related; it only wants your money.

>> No.4749542

>>4749522
I can feel the same emotions as if it actually happened, without ever needing to experience it, and without needing to experience the massive wall of downsides.

Women are obsolete.

>> No.4749548

>>4749522
What? I can enjoy maybe 5-10min of happiness a day (If I'm lucky and rich enough) for hours of misery and an early death due to stress?

>> No.4749550
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4749550

>He still chases 3D women!

>> No.4749552

you all should feel bad about yourselves. real love does exist. you're not looking hard enough.

>> No.4749558

>>4749522

But she can't hate you, lie to you, cheat on you, divorce you and leave you heartbroken and bankrupt either.

>> No.4749559

>>4749552
Of course it does, seeing as I love my waifu. Unless you mean 3D women, in which case I would call you an idiot.

>> No.4749561
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4749561

>>4749542
>Women are obsolete.
The more time I spend on /jp/, the more I think that maybe some of you guys are serious.

Don't change.

>> No.4749571

Real love definitely does exist. Maybe not between a man and a woman.

>> No.4749576

>>4749552
>real love does exist. you're not looking hard enough.
Is that what you tell yourself to keep going? Everyone else in this thread has realized the truth, and taken appropriate action.

>> No.4749583

>>4749552

Sunken treasure exists too, but I don't give enough of a fuck to go looking for it.

>> No.4749586

>>4749576

see >>4749511

>> No.4749592

>>4749552
It is you that hasn't looked hard enough or are simply deluded by a love that is making you act foolish. I, as well as many others, have found an ideal and perfect love in the form of "waifus". It is your preconceived notions that disable you to realize waifus are the ideal and economical choice.

>> No.4749599

>>4749552
You probably also think God exists, right?

>> No.4749614

>>4749414
and that's bad?

>> No.4749630
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4749630

/jp/ needs to open their eyes.

>> No.4749659
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4749659

live in harmony harmony oh real woman.

>> No.4749660

>>4749630

ALWAYS

>> No.4749662
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4749662

>>4749630
Normalfags need to open their eyes.

>> No.4749667

>>4749630
>>4749659
>>4749660
Go back to /v/.

>> No.4749689

OP came here to relate. lol

>> No.4749694
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4749694

3D girls are superior

>> No.4749709

delicious flat asian ass

>> No.4749716

>>4749694
It boggles my mind how people can actually think this. You know, with the 50% divorce rate and all.

>> No.4749745
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4749745

>>4749709
i know so flat. at least it's real

>> No.4749774
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4749774

non-asian 3d woman are the best

>> No.4749828

>>4749774
Everyone loves chocolate.

>> No.4749840
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4749840

/jp/ Will always be lonely lonely oh waifu.

>> No.4749858 [DELETED] 

GoK sent op

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4749900

enjoy fapping for the rest of your lives /jp/ while i enjoy countless 3d woman.

>> No.4749909

>>4749900

3D women are disgusting. I pity you.

>> No.4749938

>>4749909

You wish you were in a position to pity others.

>> No.4749941
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>>4749900
good call. i will too.

>> No.4749943

>>4749938

Oh but I am. I own four gold plated helicopters and my name is on the moon.

>> No.4749945

>>4749900
I'd rather be with a women I can't touch than countless whores.

>> No.4749978

>>4749941
have fun bro

>> No.4749996

>>4749900
enjoy stealing pictures of other people off different websites and trying to pass them off as being you.

I'm sorry, were you saying something about having a life?

>> No.4750005

What's up with the number of fags postings pics thinking it's proof of anything these days ?

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/jp/ can't touch this

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>>4750005
Because it works on the other normalfags.

>> No.4750037

>>4749414
WHAT A SLUT!

>> No.4750050

>>4750026
We can if we throw them 20 bucks.

>> No.4750058

>I'd rather be with a women I can't touch than countless whores.

>Sexually transmitted diseases.

This is how neckbeards make themselves feel better about their cowardice and refusal to leave their basement womb.

>> No.4750077

You are all missing out in life. Go outside. It's not too late yet.

>> No.4750086

As trollkeeper, I must request that you all stop feeding the troll(s) for safety and health concerns.

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4750117

Are your eyes open yet /jp/? I don't know what I'd do if I had to fap for the rest of my life. Enjoy not being accepted in society and lonely for the rest of your lives.

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4750169

This is what a real human body looks like. Save yourselves from that fake animu crap. 3D woman can love too. That's just an excuse. You're just not brave enough to be socially accepted.

>> No.4750185

>>4750117
But no man wants me. ;_;

>> No.4750216

>>4750169

3D women are all ugly whores.

>> No.4750230

>>4750117
My eyes are open to their lies and deception. Are yours?

>> No.4750238

>>4750216
I think you mean, 3D whores are all ugly women.

>> No.4750241

>>4749774
>on /jp/
>doesn't have an asian fetish

you sir are a rare breed

>> No.4750253

how could you guys think that anime is better than real? did that bully at your school bop you in the head that hard?

>> No.4750255

i'm not even sure if I'm being trolled from both sides or this is how people really feel.

>> No.4750262

>>4750238

I know what I said.

>> No.4750264
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4750264

Why can't I like 2D women along with a select few 3D women who meet the same standard?

>> No.4750272

Oh look, it's this thread again.

>> No.4750292

Wouldn't this thread be more successful on /a/?

Well, I guess it's doing pretty well here too

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>>4750241
why thank you

>> No.4750342

GoK sent OP

>> No.4750509

>>4750117
Society? I don't give a shit about such a thing. Society is an invention of retarded democrats, it doesn't exist in reality, only people with too much of moral issues do believe in such a thing. About being lonely part, who said so? I don't feel lonely with my waifu, I know she won't cheat on me, make fun of me or reproach my mistakes unlike 3D women which I personally hate. I know there always are exceptions, but those are one to million cases. Maybe I'm that weak, but well, I'm happy with the way things are.

>> No.4750537

just leave the ronery fags alone.

>> No.4750539
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4750539

Oh! man!!, i´m so superior ´cause i´m a freaking nerd that masturbates to cartoon gal instead get the balls to go and fuck a woman!!

poor miserable bastards...but is ok, keept doing it, maybe if you rub it hard enough may one day that bug-like-eyed monster will magically appear, bark some "chibi-kawai-crap" and fuck you...kept dreaming my dear looser!!

>> No.4750549

>>4750509
Also, if you think that sex is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

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4750570

>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
king among men

>> No.4750593 [DELETED] 

Also, if you think that waifus is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

>> No.4750601

>>4750570

deluded retard among slightly less deluded retards

>> No.4750607

>>4750549
Also, if you think that waifus is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

>> No.4750613

>>4750509
keep telling yourself that, you may one day actually believe it.

>> No.4750614

>>4750607
See my earlier post here >>4750509

Thank you.

>> No.4750616

>>4750549
Also, if you think that eroge games is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

>> No.4750626

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

>> No.4750630

>>4750549
Also, if you think that fake animu breasts is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

>> No.4750635

>>4750626
Everything.

>> No.4750642

>>4750616
>eroge games
HAHAHAHAHA, OH WOW. Neo /b/tards can't even trim sentences properly. Reported.

>> No.4750645

>>4750549
Also, if you think that marrying animu characters is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

>> No.4750646
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4750646

ITT: mad weaboos

>> No.4750648

>>4750616
I seriously have no desire to argue with someone like you. I don't really give a crap if you agree with me or not. I just gave my statement about that society thing and love in overall. Maybe one day you'll realize that you were the one who was deluded. I hope so. Thanks for attention.

>> No.4750657

Wow /jp/ I thought /b/ and /v/ were the most asperger, virgin and deluded filled pits of the internet.

>> No.4750660

>>4750549
Also, if you think that waifu pillows is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

>> No.4750665
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4750665

>/jp/ thinks that the anime characters are real

>> No.4750669
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4750669

>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
what every man should aspire to be
godspeed anon

>> No.4750670
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4750670

>/jp/ thinks that the anime characters will love them back

>> No.4750692

>>4750670
You're missing the point there, bro.

>> No.4750696
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4750696

>>4750670
>you think that real girls aren't shallow whores that only love your money

>> No.4750699
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4750699

poor /jp/

>> No.4750700

easily trolled weaboos are easily trolled

>> No.4750718

>>4750670
>normalfags think that 3D girls will love them back

>> No.4750721

Hey gaiz with waifu pillows, i bet she cheated on you in her mind :D you cannot unsee it

>> No.4750723

>>4750700
>make claim that 3D women are better
>get clearly and strongly rebuked
>"lol i was just trolling u guys u mad?"

>> No.4750727

Also, if you think that figurines is one of those things found "important" by your society, then I pity you. Seriously.

>> No.4750735
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4750735

>>4750700
I don't feel trolled at all, excuse me for using a reaction image, but that's how I feel right now.

>> No.4750746
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>>4750696

>you think every girl is like that because you've been rejected by all of them.

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4750751

>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
>>4750509
this guy has it made
haters gonna hate

>> No.4750753

if those cartoons are really your waifus then they're cheating on you with a bunch of other guys around the world. how does that make you feel /jp/?

>> No.4750762
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4750762

everyone on /jp/

>> No.4750766

>>4750753
With hundreds of other guys who have the same one, shes being violated. Nothing is safe for you

>> No.4750771

>>4750570
>>4750669
>>4750751

hey fucktard you going to keep samefagging?

>> No.4750773

>>4750657
>>4750670
>>4750700
>>4750721
>>4750746
>>4750753
Please get back to /b/.

>> No.4750778
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>>4750746
>implying I wasn't smart enough since I was 12 to reject the asinine social construct of a male needing to constantly have a girlfriend or constantly be seeking one.

>> No.4750789
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4750789

>>4750773

you mad we're destroying your little world?

>> No.4750798

>>4750771
HOW DID YOU COME TO SUCH A CONCLUSION, SHERLOCK?

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>>4750789
>destroying your little world

Not even close, you're just reminding us that we're better than you.

>> No.4750803

u mad

>> No.4750804
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4750804

>>4750782
right here /b/rotha

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