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She knows when you are sleeping...
She knows when you're awake.....

>> No.4748871

I wish a girl would be psycho-obsessive about me.

>> No.4748870

nevada-tan?

>> No.4748877

But everyone knows that

>> No.4748872

Does she know when you've been bad or good?

>> No.4748889

This reminds me of that one doujin where Shinji and Asuka have a baby but it's an angel only it was all a dream, or something. Rei, feeling rejected, dumps orange paint over herself and is all like "IS THIS WHAT YOU PREFER? I CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT."

Which just made me think "How horribly out of character"

>> No.4748890

>>4748871
It's not as nice as it sounds, not at fucking all.

>> No.4748894

>>4748871
Believe me, you don't. Sure it sounds all fun and games but then it gets creepy.

>> No.4748904

>>4748889
>I CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT
>out of character for rei

>> No.4748910

>>4748890
>>4748894
Yandere is probably a lot better than loves you for your money.

>> No.4748913

>>4748890
>>4748894
I guess I'm imagining a psycho-obsessive 2-d girl.

>> No.4748915

TEH REI Is Santa Claus?

Damn, I thought I was.

>> No.4748916
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>> No.4748931

>>4748910
I don't know, at least a "loves you for your money" wouldn't require constant verification that you love her and then not believe you because you don't spend every waking second with her comforting her insecurities regarding your love for her.

>> No.4748960

No she doesn't because she hasn't turned into a giant yet.

>> No.4748958

>>4748931
I suppose that's true. She just needs constant access to your bank account instead, which does give you some degree of soft power.

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>>4748889

I don't care what people think. Re-Take is Eva's canon end for me.

>> No.4748965

>>4748910
I dunno, yandere may butcher you in your sleep and keep your well preserved and stuffed corpse in a rocking chair in her room because you looked at another woman.

>> No.4748968
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>>4748962

>> No.4748972

>>4748962

justasplanned.jpg

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>> No.4748982

>>4748965

That's Yanjire. Yandere will just kill the person you were looking at.

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>>4748965
But she'd be an absolute beast in the sack.

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>> No.4749015

>>4748995
I figured that was the main appeal of yanderes.

>> No.4749028

>>4749015
Main appeal of yanderes is pure unconditional love.

>> No.4749042
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4749042

TEH REI is deredere in fanon. Japan agreed, don't bother them about it.

>> No.4749066

>>4748931
I dunno I always thought that if a yandere is willing to stalk you they'd be willing to live with you and sleep in your closet and wait for you for a long time. I'd pretty much go outside for 6 hours of alone time just get her to obessess. You could teach it to cook in nothing, but an apron and perform sexual favors. It's pretty much the perfect housewife as long as you don't piss it off too much, but they only get pissed off if you reject them.

>> No.4749111

>>4749066
>it

>> No.4749112

I like yandere because I'm yandere myself

>> No.4749124

So how crazy do Yanderes get when their affections are returned a little?

>> No.4749135

>>4749112
Wanna go out with me?

>> No.4749139

>>4749124
It makes their brains misfire from the sheer pleasure they feel having their love answered and can produce varying results based on the distortion.

>> No.4749143

>>4749066
They will interpret you not paying attention to them as rejecting them.
This will frustrate them.
Bottled frustration will lead to explosion.

>> No.4749154

>>4749124
Ax Crazy, of course.

>> No.4749172

>>4749066
They'll kill everyone you know to prevent them from 'distracting' you.

>> No.4749176

>>4749135

I'm a guy, and everyone knows there's no girls on /jp/

I'm not gay nor am I into traps

>> No.4749190

>>4749176
You covered all bases with that one, didn't you?

>> No.4749216

>>4749143
Really?
>>4749172
Well I don't care for anyone I know so if they did that would actually be a plus for me. I hate distractions

>> No.4749239

>>4749190

I didn't make it this far by not being careful.

>>4749124

Personally, I'd describe it as an adrenaline rush x 100. I can't stop thinking of her and my stomach gets really upset. My pulse just about doubles, and I lose my rational thought. If encouraged by her, I know I'd lack the logic and conscience to say no to anything.

It's as if I'm reduced to my animal instincts.

>> No.4749243

>>4749216
Exactly. /jp/ doesn't really have any friends, especially friends of the opposite sex, so a yandere would be great!

>> No.4749283

>>4749216
>>4749243
Well, with all people out of the way, she would target objects. Like your computer and everything on it, your figures and your doujins, your music.

So, like a normal girlfriend, really.

>> No.4749328

>>4749283
Can you give examples of what said yandere might do? To the computer I mean.

>> No.4749379

>>4749328
If she was in control of herself, she would erase everything objectionable. If she wasn't in control of herself, she smash bad thing.

>> No.4749397

>>4749328
Either sell it and happily tell you that now that you have some money from selling your computer you can go on a nice date...or if she's feeling more ornery, probably just throw it from a second-story window.

>> No.4749493

>>4749379
>>4749397
so if she's a good she just does it for attention, but if she misbehaves she smashes the damn thing? Yanderes are spoiled brats.

>> No.4749684

>>4749042

okay. i must be really fucking behaind on eva.

where the hell did this happen?

>> No.4749727

>>4749684

It's probably a stupid spinoff. There are lots of them.

>> No.4749740

>>4749727

i see. i will look into this

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