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4729905 No.4729905 [Reply] [Original]

hello /jp/.
My wife is a hikikomori and she doesn't want to come out of my computer.
Please help me getting her out.

>> No.4729917

You're looking at this wrong. You should be going into the computer.

>> No.4729926
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4729926

talk to her gently

>> No.4729927

I’m so sorry, I can’t get outside the screen
I am a two-dimensional girl
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can’t be touched by you.

>> No.4729931

She's just afraid of you. I'm sure she'll come out after you kill yourself. Go for it anonymous.

>> No.4729932
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4729932

If you leave it to me I will sway your misfortune away~

>> No.4729933

this board is pathetic, you worship cartoons, and not even good ones at that.

>> No.4729939

>>4729933
I'll kick your ass if you say anything bad about my wife again.

>> No.4729944

>>4729933

He's right. Batman is much better.

>> No.4729948

>>4729944
Don't you talk about Batman, motherfucker.

>> No.4729952

>>4729932
OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO BE SHOT

>> No.4729954

>>4729939
im absolutely positive that hikiwahtever would rub her loli business on you if she was real.

but i really doubt it.

>> No.4729965
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4729965

Cirno is a shitty bottom-tier character
We've been over this, if your favorite character is from
a. Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
b. Imperishable Night
c. Mountain of Faith

you are a fucking fungus between the toes of the Touhou fandom, fill your pockets with lead weights and jump into the nearest deep body of water.

>> No.4729974

>>4729965
Man, I miss Ichigo Mashimaro.

>> No.4729983
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4729983

Wrong.
You have to get in the computer.

>> No.4730039

sounds like OP has a serious mental disability

>> No.4730048

I have also had a hard time with this.
Nothing I do seems to work..

>> No.4730139

>>4729927
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRb-uOscWU4

>> No.4730164
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4730164

Computer screens sure are wonderful devices.

>> No.4730278

BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU
MYYY FEEEEEEEEEELINGGGGGGGGGG
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LOVING MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4730295
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4730295

>>4730164
Indeed.

>> No.4730370

>>4730295
that's not you, is it?

>> No.4730387

>>4730370
lol, as if I would ever buy a mac!

>> No.4730406

>>4730387
good to know, you can remain as one of my favorite tripfriends for now.

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