/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

A loving and gorgeous 9-tailed foxgirl will never cook you breakfast wearing only an apron ;_;

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

What makes you so sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721856

Logic

[Anonymous No.]

Speak for yourself, one's cooking me breakfast right now!

[Anonymous No.]

And a hat obviously, or else she'll die.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

*slaps in the ass*

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4721872

Shut up, Yukari.

I hate you so much for having a fat-breasted ninetails.

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>4721867

Throw logic aside!

[Anonymous No.]

"Yukari! Time to get up! Your human steak and eggs is getting cold!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721936
>steak and eggs
>ladle

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721840
Thats not true. I could easily make 9 foxtails out of construction paper and tape them to the back of my mother's apron.

[Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN No.]

>>4722050 ladle

Poached, possibly deep-fried? Slotted spoons are best, but it's not like I haven't done it with a ladle before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722050

Human steak and eggs IN SOUP!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine waking up and leaving your room to find a tall blond-haired lady with fox-tails slaving over your stove. Even though she has 9 fluffy sleek tails, you can still manage to make out her voluptuous and chubby, yet shapely rear-end swaying along to the light instrumental music she has playing on a nearby radio.

You are captivated by this swaying ass and she turns around and greets you a hearty hello while calling you 'sweetheart'. You cannot resist but to move closer and slap her ass while she is still cooking, forcing her to let out a loud yet playful yelp. She slowly turns her head, while still stirring her culinary creation, and nuzzles her face into your neck, gently nibbling on your tender flesh and giving it small pecks of kisses, and whispering you you how much she loves you and how she will always be by your side to do the household chores and support you through life. She then nibbles on your ear and whispers LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

[Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN No.]

>>4722177

I choked IRL.

[J-bodygod !!ciC+QsebzXo No.]

>>4722177

do want........

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722177

Oh god, it seems that I have woken up in Silent Hill.

[Anonymous No.]

Does she really need two aprons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722177
loled

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722299
Her blue one is a tabard, so it is part of her clothing itself.

The other one is just a cooking apron protecting her tabard.

[Anonymous No.]

Anything involving areas of sensitive protruding bare flesh and flame makes me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722177
DRAWFAGS REPORT IN GOD DAMMMIT.

[Anonymous No.]

That's no way to dress around the house. Put some damn clothes on.

[Anonymous No.]

She has to wear the tabard on her front so whatever she's cooking doesn't splash up and burn her soft skin

Her ass can be bare though because there's no cooking oil spattering up there

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721840
/r/ old hag fox woman with one tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Not only does Ran cook and clean and take care of the border for Yukari, she also takes care of Yukari's...other needs.

I wonder what Ran gets out of all this when she's pretty much Yukari's bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722465
large amounts of magical power

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722465
Power. Delicious, nutritious power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722465
She enjoys it. She took Chen to further her fantasies of being a mother with a loving husband.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>4722465
she's suffocating ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722533
No worries, Yukari will just gap the border of life and death to keep her alive until she can breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722465
Erotic Asphyxiation

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be Ran's husband ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

"Yukari-shama...pet my tummy..."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]