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deer thread.

>> No.4720084

is that a Japanese deer?

>> No.4720092 [DELETED] 

>>4720084
No. It is an otaku deer....I just finished playing Double Spoiler.

>> No.4720085

in before tsukasa

>> No.4720089

what are you doing deer you are a deer you cannot have unleavened bread give that back

>> No.4720088

Why this dog have such thin legs?

>> No.4720087

oh deer..

>> No.4720095

>>4720084
No. It is an otaku deer....It just finished playing Double Spoiler.

>> No.4720099

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no-eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or penis? Still no-fucking-eye-deer

>> No.4720102
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>>4720085
sage

>> No.4720103

they scare the fuck out of me

>> No.4720105

in after tsukasa

>> No.4720108
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>> No.4720116

>>4720108
Is he ok?

>> No.4720138

>>4720102
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

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>> No.4720151

>>4720138
>4chan.org

>> No.4720152

>>4720138
I love this.

>> No.4720156
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>>4720138

>> No.4720163
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>> No.4720160

>>4720138

/jp/ - Angry Little Newfags

>> No.4720168

>>4720160
>not recognizing pasta
>calling someone a newfag for it

>> No.4720170

>>4720160
That copypasta is older than you

>> No.4720173

>>4720168
>>4720170
inb4 I TROL U

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>>4720138
mad?

>> No.4720187
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Huh? I thought I just heard someone calling my name.

>> No.4720191

>>4720187
No, goat furniture.

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>>4720173

Good thing you called it, samefag.

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>>4720078

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This thread, it was made for me.

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Oh, and, of course, can't forget this one.

>> No.4720234

>>4720116
>he

>> No.4720244
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FIFTEEN YEARS AGO THERE WAS A WAR

WELL WARS BROKEN OUT HERE PLENTY OF TIMES BEFORE THEYVE TRIED TO INVADE THE KYOTO IN THE NORTH THROUGH THE NARA BASIN TIME AND TIME AGAIN LUCK WAS NEVER ON THEIR SIDE THOUGH AND THEIR VICTORIES DIDNT LAST LONG

THEY DIDNT REALIZE THAT TIMES HAD CHANGED FACING ONE DEFEAT AFTER ANOTHER LOSING TERRITORY AND WATCHING THEIR PREFECTURE DWINDLE THEY BUILT UP THEIR DEER TO UNPRECEDENTED HEIGHTS AND USED IT TO WAGE ONE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST EACH PREFECTURE IN KEIKEI

THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO

THEY FOUGHT FEROCIOUSLY BUT WERE UTTERLY DEFEATED

THE INHABITANTS OF NARA PREFECTURE THEN COMMITTED THE UNTHINKABLE THEY ATE DEER RICE CRACKERS ON THEIR OWN SOIL

SEEING THIS TRAGEDY UNFOLD BEFORE DEER OWN EYES THE VICTORIOUS PREFECTURES VOWED TO THROW DOWN THEIR WEAPONS THE KEIKEI REGION WAS ONCE AGAIN AT PEACE AND THANKS TO MR SEITO IT SEEMED IT WOULD LAST FOREVER

ON A DISTANT MOUND FAR AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION THE PROTECTORS OF THE PEACE HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE AMUSEMENT GROUND

>> No.4720249

>>4720234
>green text

>> No.4720256

>>4720214
>>4720214
Oh man, saved so hard

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>>4720270
>>4720323

>> No.4720350

You guys are fucking sick.

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