/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You will never have a forbidden lesbian Mayfly-December romance with your eloquent yet boyish Chinese gatekeeper.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

piss is the no. 1 beverage in china

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya will never be in another touhou

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Touhous will never be lesbians.

[Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj No.]

>boyish
>Meiling
She looks pretty womanly to me, though she could be a bro because she could easily kick your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718498
Personality-wise you oaf. The picture you posted is a perfect example.

[Anonymous No.]

China will never into First World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718479
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22mayfly-december%22

Surprise, surprise.

Don't capitalise common nouns, it exposes your faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718479
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22mayfly-december%22

Surprise, surprise.

Don't capitalise proper nouns, it exposes your faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718479
You will never have an orange tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718516
The-there's nothing wrong with TVtropes...

[Anonymous No.]

Let me get things straight :

Firstly, Sakuya isn't a lesbian, she keeps her virginity for the man she is going to marry.
Secondly, she wouldn't touch anything chinese.
Thirdly, Sanae is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718516

TV Tropes is the cancer killing the internet.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>4718535
>>4718554
I don't understand peoples fascination with tvtropes.

I mean I understand literary terminology and such but I tend to save that shit for class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718516
>>4718535
>>4718554
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle6cd1cskka05i

[Manly No.]

Are their teeth orange?

[^_^; No.]

>boyish gatekeeper

[Anonymous No.]

Meiling is a filthy cannibal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718560
>I understand literary terminology

That's more than can be said about tvtropes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718605

Haters gonna hate.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is a tvtrope and why should i care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718770

Have you ever gone to wikipedia or something similar and just kept following links going "Oh, I wonder what that is." and just ended up frittering away your time?

Shit's like that.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4718599

Actually Meiling isn't a cannibal, since she only eats humans - not other youkai.

Even if she did eat other youkai, she wouldn't qualify as a cannibal in the strictest sense since she's quite possibly the only one of her particular breed on the Japanese islands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718837
I'd gladly feed Meiling a steady diet of semen.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4718890

... even knowing this is /jp/, what sort of train of thought led you to the conclusion that would be the most reasonable thing to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719009
He never claimed to be reasonable.

[Manly No.]

Hong Meiling confirmed as new waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718554

Everything is the cancer killing the Internet these days.

I submit to you that there was no internet to be killed in the first place.

I'd sage, but this shitty computer won't let me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719009
Well I'm looking at it this way. Vegans consider things like milk to be a part of the animal and thus avoid it. You say Meiling eats humans. Now Meiling is the type of nice girl who doesn't REALLY want to kill people. Kinda hard to eat people without killing them. However if we consider semen to be part of the 'animal' per say like vegans do, then Meiling could consume copious amounts of manmilk without the need to hurt anyone needlessly. I for one am willing to donate as much and as often as I can to satisfy her hunger.

My logic is sound is not?

[Anonymous No.]

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4719245

This would go terribly awry if you actually proposed it, considering common sense, personal dignity, social acceptability, and so forth - not to mention the fundamental physical limit of the male body only being able to produce about two tablespoons of semen a day.

But the logic alone checks out, and checks out nicely - although it's probably better applied to engineering or economics than to an emotional relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719339
Its not an emotional relationship, its feeding. Also I can assure you I wouldn't be the only one donating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719245
Why do youkai need to eat humans, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Dont talk shit about my Waifu
She eats chinese food

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying that Sakuya sees Meiling as something else than a sex toy

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows that Meiling is the man in the relationship.
Sakuya visits Meiling's room nightly to get educated

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719583

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4719567

They don't. But they do because 1) humans are easy game with ZERO natural defenses and 2) humans make cute and funny sounds when you hurt them.

>>4719475

So basically, it boils down to one species harvesting a nutritious substance closely related with the reproductive cycle from another species for sustenance, and doing so on a small industrial scale, which they consume shamelessly and without much thought of its origin...

Milk is sort of disturbing when you think about it.

[Manly No.]

I love Meiling guys but come on, the stage 4 is always the male in the relationship to the stage 3

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4719656

What the hell? Patchy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719644
You now picture Meiling having 40 or so men in cells like cows that she milks on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719668
Muck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719576

Sakuya (correctly) identifies *Marisa* as the person to fill the love doll vacancy in EoSD.