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There is no escape.

>> No.47181690

>>47181683
Built for Big Lunarian Cock

>> No.47181691
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>>47181683
Oh nooooooo...

>> No.47181692

>>47181683
>escapes

>> No.47181695
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>>47181683
What about through

The Perfume Department?

>> No.47181694
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...I mean I probably could but you're entitled to your own opinion.

>> No.47181805

>>47181683
I simply sit on the floor and wait.

>> No.47182043

>>47181695
anon
are you seriously trying to escape the gaphag through the perfume department of all places
that's practically where she lives

>> No.47182668

>>47181683
I can still kill myself.

>> No.47182878

>>47181683
Is this a yandere thread or a Yukari thread?

>> No.47182924

>>47182878
FEMDOM thread!

>> No.47182943

>>47181683
I wail and call my good friend Reimu for help, much like a chick signaling to the mother hen that it needs attention. I also offer 30 Anonbucks as payment for her services.

>> No.47183008
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>>47181683
I'll do this

>> No.47183527

>>47181683
I will repeat everything she says in a silly voice until she cries

>> No.47183552

>>47183527
That's extremely childish anon, do you really think that's going to work?

>> No.47183604

>>47183552
Das ixtrimli chaildish Anon, du yu rilly shink is goin tu werk?

>> No.47183607

>>47183604
Wow, real mature. You do realize how idiotic you look, right?

>> No.47183620

>>47181683
You will not crush by souls desire for freedom wrench

>> No.47183672

>>47183607
Wauw, rial matur. Yu du rialaiz jow idiotik yu luk, raight?

>> No.47183687

>>47183672
No one here thinks you're funny or you're clever. You're like a petulant little child, and everyone here is just laughing at you. You're making an utter fool of yourself. Grow up and stop this now.

>> No.47183716

>>47181683
The real question is, will she take me for herself or share me with her friends ?

>> No.47183720

>>47183687
No1 jir shinks yur fanni or yur cleber. Yur laik a pechulant litl chaild, and evry1 jir is yast laffin at yu. Yur meiking an atter ful of yurself. Gruw up and stop this now you guys!

>> No.47183732

>>47183720
You're a real jerk, you know that? You're an idiot and I hope you know that.

>> No.47183768

>>47183732
*whimper* Y-yur a rial j-jerk, yu now dat?! Yur an i-idiot and I-I hup yu now that!

>> No.47183784

>>47183768
Fuck you asshole

>> No.47183800

>>47183784
WAAAAH!!! WAAAAH!!! F-F-FAK YU!!! ASSHOLE (no period) WAAAAAH!!! WAAAAAH!!!

>> No.47183819

>>47183527
Sounds like a good plan, but what will you do when Yukari makes Chen scratch you?

>> No.47183871

>>47183819
I'll manage. Know my way around cats - and foxes for that matter.

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>>47181683
I'd like to kiss her cute feet

>> No.47184242

>>47183527
Holy moly! This work and this anon is a genius!

>> No.47184258

>>47181683
Yukari is just a sack of really really really old sacks

>> No.47187619

What if Mystia captured you? She would most likely keep you in a cage, feed you her cooking to fatten you up, and keep you nice and docile with her singing. Could you escape from her?

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>>47187619
you won't get far with the night-blindness

>> No.47187731

>>47187619
>>47187637
Why didn't Anon just plug his ears? Is he stupid?

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>>47187731
but of course

>> No.47187843

>>47187637
Neither would she, most birds are entirely night blind. You could easily escape with a simple distraction and night stroll. Shes not very bright and the biggest danger would be wondering back into the forest at night

>> No.47188379

I deserve to get hagged by yukari

>> No.47188887 [SPOILER] 
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>>47181683

>> No.47190253

>>47187843
Youkai can see in the dark though, and unless you can find very good earplugs she'll sing you right back into her talons. At which point she'll probably chain you up to make sure you can't escape again.

>> No.47192208

>>47183008
Fertile pudgy tummy..

>> No.47192217

>>47188887
>BAD HAG
>STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ANONS

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>>47192217

>> No.47192287 [SPOILER] 
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>>47192208
She looks proud of it

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>>47181683
She doesn't even really have to capture you for there to be no escape. She can just pop up wherever you are at any time.

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>>47183008
Gappy more like Flabby lmao

>> No.47200657

>>47192217
The whole Hag thing was started by the Old Maids Alliance in hopes of finding boyfriends

>> No.47200681

>>47181690
Lunarians don't have cocks you fucking idiot.

>> No.47200684

>>47196642
Holding hands through a gap

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>>47181683
Spare the others, I am ready.

>> No.47200781

>>47187619
Mystia is just a regular, human eating youkai, she would eat you. You could sneak out, she is fucking dumb so you can trick her with some distraction.

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>>47200768
LIVE

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>>47200323
sauce?

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I'm not captured by her, she's captured by me.

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>>47202994
Princess carrying Yukarin!

>> No.47205351

>>47200781
>Mystia is just a regular, human eating youkai, she would eat you
She would probably fatten you up first and try to get some info about the outside world out of you.

> You could sneak out, she is fucking dumb so you can trick her with some distraction.
Perhaps. What do you think could work?

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>>47202994
Good job, now marry her and give her a lot of heirs. Make sure to make her happy and devoting yourself, body and soul to always keep her belly full.

>> No.47205829

>>47190253
Degrees of dark vision, the vision if a bird would always be less than a proper beast. You'll have a better time of it the, she is up at night yes, but only certain youkai are notably nocturnal. If you're planning any escape it should be at night when she'll be tired and her kin can't help recapture you

>> No.47207902

>>47205351
Maybe she'd attack you, rough you up, chase you around and then make it seem like you managed to escape on your own. It's a pretty ingenious scheme because then you reach the village in your sorry state and tell the story how you almost got killed by that one specific youkai, giving her an immediate reputation boost. The word's spreading, the youkai's laughing.

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>>47207902
What if I just say I accidentally fell down a hill? What then?

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>>47182043
Anon, hag stench and perfume are like matter and anti-matter. Yukari could never enter without exploding into a shower of doilies and those breath mints, you know the sort.

>> No.47207960

I know how to distract hags, you just need to go shopping with them to buy clothes they’ll return two weeks later.

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>>47192208
>Fertile
Get off the computer, Yakumo. I can smell the desperate lies from here.

>> No.47208080

>>47207917
Well, you wouldn't have a reason to do that if were a clueless outsider (or a clueless villager). Besides, you'll have to go out at night to take a shit eventually, anon. Do you really wanna risk upsetting her?

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