/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.playalterego.com/alterego

Let's see how you would live your life as a little girl /jp/.

I eventually managed to find me a loving husbando and died peaceful of old age. I never had any children though because by the time I finally married I was too old.

feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

I got a goiter ;_;

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

takes too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716436
This. At least I got to drool on my cunt of a neighbor for making fun of my nose.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that you guys are talking about goiters, what was the name of that game where you almost always got a goiter if you were born on a third world country?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there ero scenes in this or am I just wasting my time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716458
I played that game once but I can't think of the name, all I remember is that my spouse would beat me or something.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4716475
I skipped ahead and fingered myself.

Then I quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716484
She throws a brick at you.

Real Lives, if I recall.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm already passive-agressive and I don't even have my first tooth T_T

[Anonymous No.]

>You have chosen an inappropriate response.
SURE IS RAILROADAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716501
Same, it wouldn't let me be both terrified and violent.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are in a large department store waiting in line, and there is an extremely well-endowed woman standing in front of you. She smiles. It looks like she may be an interesting person to talk to.

Looks like a route is starting.

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

Just drooling on fucking everything.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

This game is old as shit

if you get the pedophile adventure and don't remember the right license plate you get raped and murdered

[Anonymous No.]

>your friends call you a chicken
they are not my friends if they call me like that

[Anonymous No.]

THAT'S RIGHT

I KEEP DEAD FISH IN A DRAWER

WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

[Anonymous No.]

>You've just turned off the television set and your room is pitch dark. Through the shadows you notice that your closet door is open just a crack. You can almost see the image of a black-hooded ax murderer squinting at you through the door. He is waiting...waiting for you to close your eyes and fall asleep.

In the quiet of the night you can hear his hoarse breath making deep gurgling sounds. You look away from the door, then look back. It's open a bit farther than it was the last time.

If you can only make it to the closet and shut the door tight, you know he won't be able to get out and murder you in your sleep. The morning light will destroy him so you won't have to worry about seeing him when you wake up.

WHAT THE FUCK I'M STILL YOUNG AND I'V NEVER EXPERIENCED SERIAL KILLER DURING ALL MY FUCKING LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>You've just turned off the television set and your room is pitch dark. Through the shadows you notice that your closet door is open just a crack. You can almost see the image of a black-hooded ax murderer squinting at you through the door. He is waiting...waiting for you to close your eyes and fall asleep.

>In the quiet of the night you can hear his hoarse breath making deep gurgling sounds. You look away from the door, then look back. It's open a bit farther than it was the last time.

>If you can only make it to the closet and shut the door tight, you know he won't be able to get out and murder you in your sleep. The morning light will destroy him so you won't have to worry about seeing him when you wake up.

WHAT THE FUCK I'M STILL YOUNG AND I'V NEVER EXPERIENCED SERIAL KILLER DURING ALL MY FUCKING LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

For a baby with a milk allergy they sure do give me a lot of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

this game have a RAPIST, a child molester ! this game become scary

[Anonymous No.]

Horrible game.

Don't waste your time on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mom takes you aside and explains that you have started menstruation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716595
Let's make our own version. With Touhou and grimdark.

[Anonymous No.]

＞It tastes so good that you drink a large portion of it. After a while, your stomach begins to feel queasy and upset. You get dizzy and begin to feel faint. You call out for some help but no one seems to hear you.

＞The liquid in the bottle was poison. An ambulance comes to take you to the hospital, where your stomach gets pumped. You are only slightly aware of what is going on but know that your parents are crying and looking frightened.

＞The doctors try hard to clean your stomach, but you drank a large amount of highly toxic cleaning fluid. Your stomach and intestines are badly burned. You barely survive the experience. Your parents are shocked and badly traumatized.

My loli will be the strongest or die trying.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember playing this a long time ago.

Born with an allergy to milk, and I died when an iron fell on me

[Anonymous No.]

>"We're buying a horse!"
Fuck yes I am the luckiest little girl ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh, yes...then there's the matter of girls. If you haven't noticed them much in this phase, watch out. They've noticed you!!

i think i regret when a girl wanted to be with me when i was 15... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>You should at least feel a little sorry for behaving the way you did. Little girls can be so rotten!

[Anonymous No.]

>The latest craze is wearing a dog collar around your neck, with a T-shirt proclaiming your dog-name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716653
Fuck you mom, my 'toons are on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716665
They are not even making that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>He gives you a long, slow and sensuous kiss. That night when you try to sleep, you think of how it might be with Paul as your boyfriend.

I just committed NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>you begin to realize that you are beginning to get a chest!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>It feels weird and good at the same time. After this, you feel tired. Even though you may have never heard of this word, you have just done something called "masturbate." How do you feel about this?

Feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>There is a car covered in snow, your mom ask you what color is the car
>Awesome.png

>Red
>The_answer_is_cat.jpg

>Right! Very good! The SNOW is WHITE, and the CAR is RED.
>coolface.gif

[Anonymous No.]

> Josh hits you hard across the face in anger. He says he won't do it again.

wedding.
is.
OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.jerking.com/

here is a better online VN /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>His nose is cold, and the hairs tickle your face. He tastes very salty and has bad breath.
My very first kiss with anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I got shot and died after cutting and slamming the brakes on a psycho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716842
>JERKIN' in a CATBOX

>MMMMMMMMMMMMM. Crunchy, mushy CATBOX. The PEARL OF THE ORIENT. You JERK THAT SHIT, HOLMES. You JERK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER JERKED BEFORE. For the LOVE OF CHRIST AND BALLS, JERK like the WORLD IS GOING TO FUCKING END.

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>You win!

Well it's better than the sex scenes nasu writes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Her face brightens. "You must be paid," she says. "I can't afford much, and you'll have to do a fine job, but you can have all the cookies and brownies you can eat. I promise you that." You have done a much kinder thing than you can probably imagine at your age. You've given this woman a reason to live.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Helped a hobbo lady and got 50k monies. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess you can't be lesbian in this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4717455
me too

[Anonymous No.]

I burnt a store to the motherfucking ground after shitty customer service.

Fuck YEAH take that assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716573
how do i get this route

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716436
/jp/ is too fast now.
We can't take it easy anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>4717493
Fuck yeah America

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716573
I'd rather play a VN based on this.

Can YOU survive?

[Anonymous No.]

well shit can't verify my google account since i have no phone

[Anonymous No.]

I almost got molested

[Anonymous No.]

>>4717682
Stop leading him on you slutty loli.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck I got kidnapped and saved because of a broken tail light.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are a gentle baby, one of those adorable little girls that learns to give kisses at an early age and knows how to "make nice." This helps you along socially now. Fifteen years or so from now, you are going to have to keep a closer tab on those hot lips, but for now anyone is fair game.


Cooties <3

[Manly No.]

I was the most beautiful loli in the village.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I'm even more of a daddy's girl in this game then irl...This explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you become a lesbian in this game yet or not?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you be a slut in this?

[Anonymous No.]

compared to the original Alter Ego games this is pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716378
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[Anonymous No.]

This isn't a game, it's a sociological survey. Whatever. Is there anything to fap to?

[Anonymous No.]

You have just passed through CHILDHOOD.

Family life is progressing very well. Dad is still the greatest hero of all time, and Mom is pretty terrific too.


Physically, you are healthy. You contract the standard fare of childhood diseases, assorted sniffles, coughs, bumps and stomach aches.


Socially, this can be an awkward phase of life, especially when you hit the ripe old age of nine or ten. Should you like boys? Should you not like boys? Decisions, decisions. All in all, you are extremely lovable. You are well-mannered and respectful of adults. Your social skills are so good that I'll bet before long you are throwing classy parties and attracting all the "right" people.


Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...


You are a remarkably trustworthy young lady. Your sense of ethics and fair play are quite remarkable for a child your age.


You have a gentle, easy-going way about you most of the time. You have not had much of a problem getting your teachers to like you, and you seem to be able to control your temper, even when the boys tease you.


You are about to enter adolescence. It is a somewhat hectic time of life -- full of surprises. There will be many high highs, and many low lows. With each year you will gain responsibilities.


You may also notice that people will begin to start forgiving you less for things previously described as mere childhood habits. You will be expected to "act like a lady" and become helpful around the house. Sometimes you may become moody and teary without any reason at all.


Oh, yes... then there's the matter of boys. If you haven't noticed them much in this phase, I'm sure you will soon. They'll also be noticing you quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD IT BURNS

>You are become a depressed child who lacks self-confidence. Give yourself some credit. Perhaps you feel that it is easier to get attention by being so hard on yourself. This can work fine, but eventually it will begin to bother people and they will ignore you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Disregard the man who tries to coerce you into the car
>Get raped and killed anyways
wat

[Anonymous No.]

My whore of a (would be) wife left me because her parents didn't get along with mine and refused to invite them to our marriage. I doubt we even had sex yet. Fucking bitch.

Then I got a good education, got a great job, bought a yacht and a bunch of other shit for myself, and didn't find another love until the very end of my life.

;_;

[Necrobrotent No.]

Too much reading, I'll just sum it up by saying that I'd be a fat lonely twilight fangirl.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a great life (even with no college degree and no job), perfect health and personality, but my girlfriend dumped me when I proposed to her because I got labeled as "anger-prone" when I was a child.

I died sad and alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm playing as the little girl, I've so far refused every offer of romantic contact from men and they never mentioned the possibility of being interested in other women

I'm going to die a lonely, closeted lesbian ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I died during a softball game.

I died a true man, /jp/. Do not cry for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718163

...How?!

[Anonymous No.]

I got the option to commit suicide and went with it, as the game lost all its entertainment value after I got to young adult and most of the choices revolved around sex and parties. Being an angry, tsundere for her parents ojou-sama was the best part of the game.

This only reinforced my belief that life is only worth living as a little girls.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4718163
God knows, you died in the good fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>The events that transpire over the course of the next few days include:

>Your rich Aunt Martha places a $500 bond in trust for you.
>You are the most beautiful baby in the maternity ward, and everyone takes your picture.
>Your grandmother buys you ballet slippers and a violin for you to use in "a year or so," when you get older.

So far so good, I think I'm going to win.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4718209
KEEP THE PURITY WITHIN YOU.

Radiate it all around you, and don't give in to the slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718163
>Softball game

Lots of Beer i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>your girlfriend is pregnant and you are the father !

i don't remember having sex with her...

>do you want to raise the child together ?

of course fucktard it's my responsability

>Your girlfriend and you are still not married, you should talk to her about it

well i think it's ok

>you ask for a marriage with your girlfriend she say "i must think about it"

two days later :(SOB !) sniff ! sorry but i can't ! (SOB !)

>i am not with her anymore
>i am fucking sad
>stop playing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718234
Even in a virtual life, you can't hold on to the people you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718148
The closest you'll get to being a lesbian is being supportive of a friend of yours who's confused with her sexuality, your relationship will then become awkward and distant.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4718250

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718250
That's very lame.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, despite my commitment to charity, goodwill towards others, and total abstinence from any kind of relationship with a male, I died in a car crash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718334
At least you didnt get raped and commit suicide

[Anonymous No.]

I got a pedophile arrested.

Sorry, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718218

Nah, if I remember correctly, I was running to catch the ball, when all of a sudden everything went black, and then I died.

Best fucking way to go, though I kind of wish I hadn't troubled the rest of my senior softball team. A guy dying in the middle of the game can't be heartening.

[Anonymous No.]

I died old and married with no children I had bought a plane and a estate with servant quarters and the best of everything money could buy.

I had no debt but a bad credit rating which meant I couldn't adopt

[Anonymous No.]

I can only imagine a community-edited version of this where you can submit events.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if donating affects the gameplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718388
certainly a better affection than the other game were you get raped when you donate

[Anonymous No.]

This game is boring as hell. If I were a girl I would be like Kaede. nuff said.

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T HELP THAT I LIKE DRUNK RELATIVES WITH WHISKERS, MOMMY

PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME

[Anonymous No.]

Trying the game simply to see if there's homosexuality represented.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how at a certain point the intellectual decisions are just quizzes of general knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716381

FYI in the image, translation is as such:

Top-left quad: English/British
Top-right quad: French
Bottom-left quad: German
Bottom-right quad: Italian

[Anonymous No.]

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[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4718587
If you can't figure that out from appearance and context, then you don't deserve to see that image in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718619

trollllllllllllllllll.

[Anonymous No.]

>You wait until Mom is in a good mood, and nonchalantly mention that you think its about time for you to begin wearing a bra.

>Your mother looks at you closely and says in a very serious tone, "Yes, I think its about time we started paying attention to ourselves up there." You get to go shopping with Mom to pick out a bra. There is a black lacy underwire bra that looks interesting, but Mom explains it might be a year of two before you could wear something like that.

;_;

[Anonymous of the Confederacy !6WLOYpwYgg No.]

Oh, I used to play this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718640
No you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718622
No, he's right.

Not to mention the image is really old too.

[Anonymous No.]

I was playing as a slut and lost intrest when I got older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718661
Just like real life!

[Anonymous of the Confederacy !6WLOYpwYgg No.]

>>4718250
I remember that, actually.

I remember thinking what kind of presumptuous bigot made this game?

[Anonymous No.]

Some mother fucker tried tricking me out of my 2 dollars, so I got the police woman to lock his ass in jail. And I got my 2 dollars back. AND shut down a racketeering operation. Don't fuck with a loli's 2 dollars.

[None !gUxA0qf6Nc No.]

>Go through infancy and childhood being the purest and most innocent little girl possible.
>Get to Adolescence
>"Oh no there's a sore on my lip! I hope one of the many boys I've kissed in the last month hasn't given me something"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718684
Proof that all women are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718684
Story of all 3D women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718719
>>4718714
It's funny because it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>Soon you realize you have been kidnapped. He would have eventually killed you, except for the fact that his car was stopped for having a broken headlight, and he was identified. You were lucky.

This game is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718730
It is not funny. It is sad.

bitchesandwhores.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718719
>>4718714

God forbid girls have boyfriends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718765
>Oh no there's a sore on my lip! I hope one of the many boys I've kissed in the last month hasn't given me something"

>one of the many boys I've kissed in the last month

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718765

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718684

[Anonymous No.]

>On the way to the store, you feel yourself alternating between feeling refreshed from the cool outside air, and dizzy. You stop and rest every few minutes, regain your composure, then move along.

>The last thing you remember is a crowd of people gathering around you on a street corner. For some reason, you are looking up into the sky. It is clear and bright blue. You feel very peaceful. How nice it would have been if you could have said good-bye.

>Thank you for playing Alter Ego! You have died.

Looking into the vast sky ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718829
Takumi looking at the rainy sky.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck softball, being older than 65 doesn't mean I have to die when I make the game-winning catch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718829
My first ending as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718829
So, heart attack end?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your fascination with the thought of tempting fate with your own life causes you to misjudge the level of alcohol and drugs you take in. You are too charged up to feel the effects of these substances, so you take too much. You are found dead of liver failure and blood poisoning the day after you make the gesture. Your game is over.

I was a whore and tried to kill myself, well it looks like it worked. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been abducted and died 5 times in a row. What's the secret to getting past that part?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4718933
Stop getting yourself into a situation where you will be abducted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718933
Not being a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718933
Blow your load on her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718933
run

[female character No.]

You are in the house alone. While you are "exploring" the drawers, you notice a Playgirl magazine underneath a pile of clothing.

Select a mood :
INTERESTED
UNINTERESTED

Select an action :
EXAMINE THE MAGAZINE
PUT THE MAGAZINE AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719058
Examine, get aroused, shlick.

Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>Correct! The man is wanted for child-molesting and murder in three different states. He is caught and sent to prison.
Excellent, I'm well on the road towards being a pure and virtuous tsuntsun.

[Anonymous No.]

>Do something
>a good looking/gourgeous/smart guy stays with you

fuck this shit it's almost like I am being followed.

[Anonymous No.]

>A little while later...

>One day while you are stepping out of the shower, your father walks into the bathroom and sees you standing there, stark naked. His face turns white, and he is frozen in his tracks, staring. You are mortified as you try to cover up. He avoids you for about three days, trying to hide his own embarrassment.

WHAT OH GOD IM SORRY DADDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719234
God Alter Ego is way better if you play as a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit game is shit.

America-centric, no homosexuality, turns into a trivia-fest mid-game, to much sausages.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I raise calmness? I am almost the perfect little girl but it seems some of those stats just won't raise no matter what I say.

[Boast !!Sl8b2DKVn6W No.]

>What a good girl. You're beautiful without all that make-up.
;___;

[Anonymous No.]

>try being a moralfag
>trolled in every corner

well fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Your fascination with the thought of tempting fate with your own life causes you to misjudge the level of alcohol and drugs you take in. You are too charged up to feel the effects of these substances, so you take too much. You are found dead of liver failure and blood poisoning the day after you make the gesture. Your game is over.

[Anonymous No.]

Got to old age, married, adopted a child (too old to have one at that point), found lung cancer, lung removed, died on operating table. So close to dying of old age too.

And somehow I was diabetic but that never affected anything in game.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck, my mom died of cancer

[Anonymous No.]

I think I just missed my oppertunity to be a slut. What was the deal with that woman from the limo?

[Anonymous No.]

My god I am a young adult, happiness and creativity are tanking hard and fast, WHAT DO I DO

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

I remember playing this a long time ago (as a guy) and feeling dissatisfied over how my fictional alter ego had bitches hanging off his cock.
The girl version is the same way, so I'm not going to force myself through to old age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719637
The girl version has bitches hanging off her cock?

Maybe I'll play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719645
If only. You can't be lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, calmy going after a driver for REVENGE after he cut me off has causes tons of my stats to drop massively. What the hell was the point to that option.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are a very confident person with a supportive family. You give a brilliant performance, and everyone calls you a "gifted" child.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4719645
No, you're a bitch and you hang off cocks.
It's really frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719679
Oh, that does sound frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>eat brussel sprouts without comment
>Get stat penalties and berated by the narrator

Sounds like the author was a spoiled brat.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ this game is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Question. Can I be a lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

>Father dies from heart attack while I was in college
;_; I'm sorry for telling you to search for a job in a more stable field and letting the dog shit on your favorite pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>A woman walks into a room holding a blanket and a bottle with warm, white liquid.

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME DRINK, WOMAN?!

[Anonymous No.]

>I've been through about 48 pages and nothing vaguely interesting has happened, and I'm still a kid

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone fess up. How many of you got hard during childhood and adolescence?

[Anonymous No.]

>You are learning that sometimes no matter how nice you are to some people, they just don't appreciate it.
Story of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>You have picked a very dumb place to try to steal a bike from. First of all, there are always too many kids around who might see you. Second of all, any bike you steal from there could probably be easily recognized by the owner. It is obvious that you have unconsciously set yourself up for failure.

Why am I bound to fail everything ;_;?

[Anonymous No.]

>Husband challenges you to a game of Scrabble
>Intelligence: 100

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

[Anonymous No.]

I was kidnapped and raped...

[Anonymous No.]

>Spouse broke up with me because I remind him too much of his mother

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck! What did you guys do!

[Anonymous No.]

>Spend 4 hours doing this shit
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

Something must be wrong with my life that Google started to interfere. I should have been a good girl.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4720869
Just leave the tab open for a half an hour and then press f5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720804
I broke google in with how successful my old age was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720869

You censor your favourites bar and yet keep the IOSYS flash gallery still there? What kind of huge faggot are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716536

Thanks for telling me about this. I got this adventure and I remembered you saying this, so I copy and pasted the number.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you /jp/!!!!!!

>App Engine Error
> Over Quota
> This Google App Engine application is temporarily over its serving quota. Please try again later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720892
Those are not my "favorites" bar. Those are my trolling lair.

[None !gUxA0qf6Nc No.]

/jp/ ddos best ddos

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently I'm a snobby baby.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that you, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723572
/jp/ license plate would read ZUN

[Anonymous No.]

>You are on the school bus, on a class field trip, getting cozy with your newest beau.
Fuck, I really hate that no matter how much you distance yourself from relationships with boys, it always ends up happening, as if getting a boyfriend as as natural an experience as eating breakfast, and it's a given that it will happen to any girl, no matter what choices she makes in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718829

Oh god, personal real life fear. Dying without saying good bye is something I dread.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

You nearly had the little girl, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I ended up closing the window. That game made me feel so torn between trying to act like I probably would and trying to get the best outcome. Like playing a damn VN

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723646
Solution: Decide for the type of ending you want, and act according to that. That always works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723588
Same stuff happens if you choose a male character.

[Anonymous No.]

>Paul sighs and mentions, "You know, the only girl I've ever been able to feel comfortable with is you. I don't understand why I can't find someone who is as pretty, smart, intelligent and lovable. You must be one of a kind."
>The next day he calls you and apologizes for "getting out of hand." He says he doesn't think things could work.
Fuck you, Paul, die in a fucking ditch.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are getting dressed one day and notice a small red mark on your lip. Could it be some kind of disease? You think about all the boys you've kissed in the past month and decide to kill anyone who has given you a terminal disease.
I SAVED YOU FROM A FUCKING PEDO AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME YOU WHORE?

[Anonymous No.]

Tumours make me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>On the back of a cereal box, you see a contest to name the cartoon character that represents the cereal. You enter and...

>because you are very bright and very creative, you win!


>Your prize package consists of a full five-years' supply of Crunchy Marshmallow Chewie O's!

Bitches don't know about my Crunchy Marshmallow Chewie O's!

[Anonymous No.]

>He tells you that you have just passed up the opportunity to make some easy money. He is caught dealing three weeks later, but nothing much happens to him. Three months after that, you read that he was jailed in South America during a drug-related incident.
Suddenly, South America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724013
You wacky North American, always making trouble for the peace-loving people of South America.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mr. Hummer, your Math teacher, is a 26-year-old superhunk. He puts any guy in the school to shame. (One year, on a class trip to the beach, he wore a bikini bathing suit; you almost DIED!)

>Every night before you go to bed, you can't help thinking about what it might be like to be WITH someone like him. You are beginning to think you are having a SEXUAL OBSESSION.

DON'T STAND

DON'T STAND SO

DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME

[Anonymous No.]

I got to be Prom Queen. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>The envelope contains almost $50,000 in large bills. There is a note that says, "Don't try to give it back. It's clean money, it's mine, and it is only a small fraction of what I have. God bless you."
Fucking yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724098
What the fuck is this shit. This guy never heard of a charity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724120
It was some crazy lady off the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>Thank you for playing Alter Ego. You have died.
Wow, shit, what. I was a rich NEET and suddenly I died? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>refuse all offers of intercourse
>maintain purity well into early college career
>You're Pregnant!

1. My girl suffers from disassociative identity disorder and doesn't know that she's a slut
2. Immaculate conception: It's the Second Coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724448
>2. Immaculate conception: It's the Second Coming.
You made me burst out laughing. Thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724506
You may or may not also find amusing the fact that in the end, I decided to abort the Messiah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724520
Splendid. I smiled.

[Norwayfag !jqwKOHtwpE No.]

>You arrive at the Dentist's Office and discover that you have four rather large cavities that need to be filled.
I thought girls only had three holes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724746
You're at the Dentist's after all; maybe he drilled a new one?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

This still here ?
I refuse to play it again since It makes me sad that I will never be a slutty girl ;_;

[Norwayfag !jqwKOHtwpE No.]

>>4724778
you can't? I just got hugged by my creepy uncle. I thought I'd be able to get molested?

[Trout !!2PLhCcgLCkR No.]

>Kip admits that, every so often, when the two of you are being romantic, he makes believe that you are a famous movie star. How do you feel about this?

... Nothing new here. I'm fucking 3D pigdisgusting ;_;

[Norwayfag !jqwKOHtwpE No.]

Your mother is furious because you ignored her. She tells you that if you want to act like a dog, you will be treated like one.

You are forced to eat your meals from a special dog dish (with your dog-name written on it) for the next three days.

What the fuck kinda parents are these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724823
What sort of sick kids think it's cool to wear a dog collar ?

[Anonymous No.]

ALTER EGO
LIFE STATUS
Occupation: (NONE)
Relationship status: UNATTACHED
Familial: 93
Intellectual: 100
Physical: 100
Social: 43
Vocational: 53
Calmness: 87
Confidence: 89
Expressiveness: 48
Gentleness: 91
Happiness: 60
Thoughtfulness: 99
Trustworthiness: 99
Money: 1441
Income per turn: 0
Thoughtless spending per turn: 0
Acquisitions: (NONE)

Apparently I got molested by my uncle, but escaped being stolen away and raped by a very, very bad man. I suppose if I had to get some bad touching done to me I'd prefer the dirty uncle to the guy that was going to cut me into pieces.

I haven't died yet. This is a much longer game than I'd thought it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>She tells you that there is nothing wrong, but you can see by her face that she is deeply troubled. After much hesitation, she lowers her eyes and blurts out that she thinks she is a homosexual. She is worried that if she tells any friends, they will desert her, and that she will be laughed at. What are you feeling right now?
Where the fuck is the "romantically interested" option? Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You can avoid kissing overly-affectionate relatives by dribbling on them at just the right moment.

Goddamn. These are fucking awesome tips.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a life long friend of the Chinese girl. It won't let me snuggle her...

[Anonymous No.]

>One night, while you are out with Kip, you see him looking into the distance with a tear in his eye. When you ask him if anything is wrong, he denies it. You get the distinct feeling he is hiding some deep, dark secret. What will you do?

OH GOD WHAT IS IT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724900
>That is very sensitive of you. It helps break past the wall of silence he has put up between you. Eventually, he tells you that he likes you as a person but doesn't feel the least bit attracted to you, because you remind him too much of his mother. He believes the relationship just can't continue this way because he knows he will never feel any differently. He says, (SOB!) "I'm sorry, Mama!"

... I'm down with wincest, what's the problem here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724906
>He says, (SOB!) "I'm sorry, Mama!"
Wait, was that actually in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724910
Yes, it was. Trufax.

[Anonymous No.]

That it keeps insisting all of the guys are gorgeous is getting annoying. It gives you absolutely no freedom to go any other road. It's forced on you that your character likes anyone. You could just not want to deal with a relationship. Even if you did want to deal with one, it doesn't mean you drool over every guy. For that matter, who says you have to drool over a guy? Why not a girl?

[Norwayfag !jqwKOHtwpE No.]

>>4724833
dude that's what I was thinking. This game sucks balls when you can't turn into a slutty jailbait bisexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724970
It's been said tons of times, the game lacks homosexuals and it's ridiculously American.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vincent runs out of the room and tells that you have taken all of your clothes off.

fuck you vincent

[Anonymous No.]

This game proves that is impossibe to be an adolescent girl without haveing lots of boyfriends! Fuck this shit!

>You are on the school bus, on a class field trip, getting cozy with your newest beau.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.playalterego.com/wishlist.html
>Homosexuality
>We probably get this request the most out of all the others.
>There are actually two entirely separate versions of the game: one version for males, one version for females. Almost every scene makes some reference to your own gender or to the opposite sex. To incorporate homosexuality into the game, we'd have to rewrite the entire game, twice.
>On top of this, we'd like to add stuff like encounters with your parents, prejudiced employers, coming out of the closet, etc. Additionally, we'd have to confront the fact that you don't necessarily get to choose whether you're homosexual, as well as the question of how we'd handle bisexuality. What if your parents were homosexual?
>As you can see, this is no small project; we really hope we get the time to add this in some day, but it won't be any time soon. Indeed, it may come after other easier features have been added in.

Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Income per turn: 5677
>Familial: 93
>Intellectual: 100
>Physical: 100
>Social: 54
>Vocational: 100

>Calmness: 92
>Confidence: 78
>Expressiveness: 37
>Gentleness: 99
>Happiness: 63
>Thoughtfulness: 93
>Trustworthiness: 99

Well. I'm single. Everyone but me is dead. But I make money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4724896
She will never ever be mentioned again, just like everybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>Acquisitions: DIAMOND NECKLACE
I haven't had sex. I've never sought a relationship. All I did was lend this guy my notes. He just gave to me. Then he never asked for anything from me nor sought a relationship with me. He just gave me the necklace.

He's fucking rich and just gives things to people that are nice to him because he looks and acts otherwise socially awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4725014
The exact same thing happens if you're a male character.

[Anonymous No.]

Familial: 74
Intellectual: 100
Physical: 100
Social: 76
Vocational: 100
Calmness: 98
Confidence: 66
Expressiveness: 59
Gentleness: 99
Happiness: 63
Thoughtfulness: 97
Trustworthiness: 99
Money: 54439
Income per turn: 12173
Thoughtless spending per turn: 7676
Acquisitions: DIAMOND NECKLACE
ECONOMY CAR
COLLEGE DEGREE

I keep expecting to get killed by an axe murderer or something. I nearly got raped twice as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716458

The game is/was called 'Real Lives 2007'

[Nian !!Oo43raDvH61 No.]

>Thank you for playing Alter Ego. You have died.