Monster Girl Thread

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It's Koturday again.

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Kot milk?

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>>47149302
Make sure to keep plenty in stock for kotruday

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Cat
Kat
Kissa
Chat
Katze
Γάτ
Gatto

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Gaze upon the most sadistic and cruel of all creatures

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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

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My waifu could destroy every cat in the world. She wouldn't though because she's super nice, but ya know, if one pissed her off too much, like a cheshire, she'd become chow for my waifu.

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>>47149404
Short mofu is only 2nd to TALL mofu

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Don't tell them I said this but I like monster girls.

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>>47149482
I just told them and now they are coming for you

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>>47149482
I won't so long as you don't tell anyone that I was pretending to hate kissing hellhounds

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>>47149482
>>47149490
Gentlemen, I have some bad news
there could be ratas in this thread RIGHT now and they might have just sold your secrets for .05 nukibuks

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>>47149505
It's over for me. Go on without me, lads.

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Which monsters are the biggest quick-squirts in your opinion?

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>>47149702
The haughtiest ones. Typically vampires. Though wights, dragons, and other snooty noblewomen are the most common.

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I want to shove my hand in her "sleeves" and feel all those small wriggling tentacles.

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>>47149317
Perfect kot body.

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>>47149302
Hope that it cures hungover

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>>47149317
Tssstssstssstsss

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Huge milky monster tits, made to share with an additional, more modest chested monster

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>>47149505
Well, if there ARE, please tell your fellow mamono that I'm into yandere, beast girls, bug girls, and undead. And cuddling.
Also, D&D!
And ear scritches, if she's into it.

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>>47150257
>Miss Lich insists on breastfeeding every zombie she raises.
>Her friends keep telling her that's not how it works, but that just makes her use magic to give herself even more breast milk.
>Now she's starting to look for an assistant to help drain them 3 times a day.
>You'll do.

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I'm too nervous to summon a demon or a succ because I wouldn't want to have sex with her immediately. I just want to tell her about my interests and hold hands.

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>>47150542
I think that'd be OK with them.

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>>47150542
>hold hands
Degenerate

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>>47150584
Modeus is cute, but my heart is drawn more towards either Malina or Zdrada.
I just kinda need someone in my life who is gonna be mean to me sometimes.
And if I were a better person, I'd be into Justice or Judgement, since they're just better people.

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>>47150552
I don't think she can handle me explaining forgotten realms lore for 6 hours
>>47150584
That's right, handholding. With INTERLOCKED FINGERS.

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>>47150787
Yes, demons are NOTORIOUSLY disinterested in complex minutiae of written lore. If you try to get a demon into a game like that she would HATE IT.
>Just let her DM already; she bought all the books (ALL the books) while you were trying to explain Ed Greenwood's schtick of knowing Elminster in real life.
>Careful though--she won't play favorites just because you're banging the DM.

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Hearty meals at the local pub

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I submit to Sandworm Anarchy.

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>>47150994
I bet their food is actually super mild, and they can't handle real heat.

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>>47151073
MGE chilies probably makes you horny alongside of being hot

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>>47151142
>Monster wife gives you a smug glare as she loads up her plate with hotsauce
Prepare for kisses the burn a little

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Consider this:
>Black fire salamander

>Tan skin like a normal salamander
>Black and red eyes
>Lizard parts are dark gray
>Black hair
>Tail gives off black fire
>Black fire burns the ethereal things like the soul, mana, and spirits
>Adopts a goth personality

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>>47151304
give her a big hug

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>>47151304
Only if she's super chuuni and I get to be her rival.

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>>47151304
Made for plaping

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>>47151339
Indeed.

>>47151379
No. Made for cherishing and loving, and when the time comes, slow, sensual loving.

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>>47151304
Reminds me of this dork from the Dragonia book

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>>47151390
Plap the mander

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What if yandere slime

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>>47151304
Finally a girl that can devour souls. A black heart we can all get behind destroying.

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>>47151304
>black fire goth salamander
Considering sex

>>47151395
The Dragonia girls are all really cute

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>>47149271

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I'm weak to foxes and I HATE IT!!! The only solution is non-contact, but that's so hard to maintain!

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I'm going to slap Ms. Demon's butt before I sign her contract. What's the worst she can do?

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dragons ate my chili garden

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>>47152080
Lizards are the worst
>verification not required

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>Walk into kitchen
>Kiki is cleaning the dishes
>She goes over to grab a cucumber
>She gives me a sly smile
>She then grabs the Scrub Daddy and shoves the cucumber in its mouth repeatedly while maintaining eye contact with me
"I don't think that's how you're supposed to clean cucumbers."
>Do a 360 and walk away

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>>47152307
>Do a 360
Heh.

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>>47152316
Mastah moonwalks to establish dominance

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>>47151989
The fox fluff has taken many men and you will be neither the first nor the last.

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>>47152378
I don't think that does much to reassure anon.

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>Automaton wife
>Once a month she locks herself in her secret room
>Forbidden entry, even for husband
>Attempt to get in to no avail
>One month, eventually manage to get in during that special day
>The lock engaged but is old and failed
>Look inside and see automaton headless
>Head is hooked up to a computer
>She sees you
>Both head and body panic
"Did you need some help, hun?"
>Panic turns to confusion, gratitude, shyness, and self-consciousness
>"Umm... yes Master. I would."
>"I'm... servicing parts and updating my databases."
>"I was worried if you saw me like this that you would become frightened, or that I would become less desirable to you."

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>>47152014
Add a clause requiring you to slap her butt daily.

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>>47152390
No, but foxes love raping men who know they're about to become brushslut fluff addicts. I thought I'd give them a little more fun.

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I'm going to lead the sandworms into town and destroy vital infrastructure by telling them there are single men that are too scared to go out into the desert proper but are still willing to love sandworms.

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>>47152720
You won't make it past the first sandworm.
Monster girls heroically save the day with the power of love again.

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>>47152720
>Sandworms polymorph into their lamia-esque forms.
>They're a little rowdy at the local bar.
>Only vital infrastructure they actually destroy is a few Anons' pelvises (pelvi?).

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>tentacle-chan constantly unintentionally molests you because her limbs move on their own when close to you.

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>>47152859
I'd rather see her molest other monster girls.

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Smol cow.

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>>47152924
VERY smol cow.

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having defeated the gamer succ, what will you take as your reward?

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>>47152924
Heidi of the Alps?

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>>47152964
I want friend chicken

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>>47152964
All her games are mine, now.

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>>47152964
Her virginity

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>>47152980
You must catch her in a race before you can have friend chicken.

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>>47152906
But she wants to molest you. Er... I mean she doesn't want to molest you, that'd be wrong, more like she wants consensually fondle you all over, haha. But only if you consent, haha.

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>>47153001
Then what was the point of me winning at bideo gayms this is shenanigans

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>A troll goes to the doctor.
>"Doctor," she says, "I have a problem!"
>"I keep growing citrus fruits for no reason. I don't have any such plants on my body!"
>The doctor examines her, and gives her a diagnosis.
Lime Disease

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>>47152964
how did you get past against these aimboting baph culticst?
>Go left
>Baphomet in cultist gear:MARANAX INFIRMUX!
>throws eros love TNT followed with non-stop tommygun firing loaded with aroual bullets
>Go Right
>Shotgun Baph cultists:CRUO CRUNATUS DURBE!
>thows eros love TNT followed a non-stop shotgun firing
fuck them!

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>>47152906
They would make for fun harem members.

>>47152964
She'll sit in my lap for all of our gaming sessions for the next week.

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>>47149505
Some rata correction is needed
https://files.catbox.moe/c8a4e5.png

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>>47149302
MILK
TRUCK
MONSTERGIRLS

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>>47153322
Pirate scum

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>>47153508

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>>47153283
>Send Anon to MGE Detroit/Wankanda

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>>47152080
>it's not enough
>grow some more
>now

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>>47153508
>>47153556
HONK HONK

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>>47149317
>hour one minute one of an Anon going into the jungle to "Go Conquistador on those stupid taco cats"

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>>47153669
no honking zone

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>>47153834
Is this supposed to be punishing me, or the monstergirl? She's gonna be sad she won't be squeezed.

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>>47153834
>>47153848
A MONSTER DENIED HER BREAST MASSAGES

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>>47153885
a tale so tragic

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>>47153934
monsters get ill-tempered and sick without regular skinship
do your part to help out today

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>>47153934
>>47153943
Is this a fox? I can't tell without a tail.

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>>47153955
close enough

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>>47153961
I still don't know what she is

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>>47153975
Tags say wolf.

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>>47153975
all cats are gray in the dark

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>Still no weekly update
Alright, what's going on?

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>>47153975
Cats don't have that kind of fluffy tail

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>>47153994
Some do

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jiiiii

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>>47154010
As a kid I always thought that owls must be some of the smartest birds out there. They look so mystic and dignified.

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>>47154036
athena agreed
turns out they're pretty dumb though

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>>47153934
>>47153943
>wolfgirl
Those have especially powerful heats.

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>>47154045
Yeah. Pretty good hunters tho.

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>>47153581
Paladins, save this poor man.

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>>47154069
Now now, don't stain this guys honor by interfering with the duel. He picked his fight, he has to see it through.

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>>47154080
>SURPRISE TITTY TWISTER

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Chihuahua kobold that bites your fingers and makes you tacos

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Defeat ancient evils with impregnation correction.

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Is it possible for a monster to be both in charge of you and nice to you

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>>47154279
yeah

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>>47154284
Drows are nicest when they step on you with their pretty feet.

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>>47154284
>>47154295
>no drow to paddle me while she autistically rambles about spider facts

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>>47154347
>now the jumping spider has an interesting dance during its mating rituals... hey boytoy, how come you never dance for me?

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>>47154235
that eyebrow mofu...

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What is it with mge and drawing in the mentally ill?

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>>47154279
the pharaoh is such a ray of sunshine!

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>>47154371
Monster girls.

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>>47154284
whips are scary... i don't want to get hit...

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>>47154371
Like the ones who hate it along with the thread focused around it and everything they stand for and yet still spend all days here instead of going somewhere with more like-minded people?

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>>47154383
vampires seem into it

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>>47154383
There's different kinds. Some of them don't hurt but create this weird, nice sensation. Or so I read in James Joyce's Ulysses when Leopold Bloom fantasized about women flogging him

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>>47154235
What a cute fox

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>I detect a very dangerous demon nearby. You should consider getting out of here

Will you stay here?
>Yes

Will you really stay here?

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>>47154371
Evil cannot create it can only corrupt and this place is easy enough to infiltrate because unlike places like the Discord circlejerks, MGR, etc. there's really nobody trying to teach them a lesson here on /jp/.

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Remember mon musu? You could have a mamono sponge off you right now if it were real.

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кот

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>>47154569
I want to connect her beauty marks

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>>47154569
Servals are such lanklets.

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>>47154596
mane wolf comes with built in thigh highs

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>>47154569
I'd monsterize that pet.

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>>47154608

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>>47154569

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So what happened? new girl released?

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>>47154631
There's a Caturday every week

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>>47154631
Balrog won't be publicly released until later this week at the earliest given KC is still fucking around with the new site or some shit like that. Probably mad because it's not known if he can DM people the Google drive URLs.

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>>47154660
>Probably mad because it's not known if he can DM people the Google drive URLs.
Exciting news for us.

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>>47154454
you cannot fast travel while there are enemies nearby

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>>47154715
Why are dorks so attractive?

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>>47154699

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>>47154738
I really like this specific goblin and I'm sad there isn't more of her.

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>>47154660
>new girl forces you into being sociable and gainfully employed
It’s like she was designed exactly with /jp/ in mind. Retarded horn gril a best gril. The only way KC could make her better is by adding an extra about her making anon bathe and get a haircut.

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>>47154810
Get some new images man. Just because half the thread is brain fried reposters doesn't mean you have to be.

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>>47154815
his purpose is malice

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>>47154815
Diabolical hands typed this post. Losing to angels and elves? It’s over, sis.

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>>47154815
Ignore and report, don't reply to it

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>>47154809
Kikimora already tries to make you be the best you can be while also indulging in the taboo of fucking your maid. Beelzebub just wants to make you worse.

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>>47154868
Want to talk about running a monster girl pub instead?

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>>47154803
>Hotdog water
The violence has escalated.

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>>47154924
It sure has. That had better be from the package and from boiling them, because so help me if she cooked a perfectly good dawg by boiling it...

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Are you working on a jungle story? There's still over a week left.

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>>47154975
>There's still over a week left.
Nice, that's enough time for a whole paragraph!

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>>47154975
There's a contest going on?

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>>47154871
>gives no charisma boost
>has no leadership skills
>has no gyaru minions
>is a literal servant
>can’t manipulate flames or lava
Sad! No wonder the only job maids can get is darning socks. If all you needed to be successful was repaired socks the maid was superfluous. I hate to break it to you, but everyone knows that combustion is a mandatory trait of *real* leaders. Unless your lawn is made of searing lava your managerial skills are third-tier at best.I was talking about Balrog not Beelzebub.

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>>47155033
>Spoiler
I'm aware, you dork. I was pointing out other mamono who basically do the same thing.

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>>47155014
>>/jp/thread/46899587#p46901213

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>>47155028

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Balrog is going to be good, Candlegeist was already a pleasant suprise because I didn't expect her to be as good as she is.

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>>47155080
Is this a raid?

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>>47154975
I wrote the intro and did nothing more like the idiot I am.
No jungle lizards this time I'm afraid.

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>>47155080
Candlegeist's knight visor was a nice touch that really adds to her.

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>>47155040
>I was pointing out other mamono who basically do the same thing but in a clearly inferior way.
Neither collecting old pizza boxes nor using nonmolten silverware will get you a seat at the big boy’s table. But it’s cool bro, you can like Diet Coke. It doesn’t necessarily mean that you have shit taste.

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>>47155110
?

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>>47155096
Is this a bot?

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>>47155129
No, this is Patrick

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>>47155116
New gril. It will make sense long after you’ve forgotten about this entire conversation.

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>>47155134
I wish you lot would fuck off.

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>>47155105
The shoulderpads and visor are extremely /fa/, and the bit in the design notes someone posted that said her cape is short enough to show glimpses of her butt was good too.

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goat

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>>47155110
My guy I have been waiting eighty four fucking years for Balrog to come out to the point I even commissioned knock off Baalbuddy art of her. I will dive head first into her chasm of Moria, and none of you can stop me.

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>>47155157
Finally, a good post.

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>>47155110
a waifu that doesnt melt the tableware would be a big step up, actually. I'd rather not eat with my fingers because balrog turned the forks into liquid.

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>>47155158
>will face dive into the burning ring of fire
Based. You can pass, and I wouldn’t dream of stopping you. Post it.

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>>47155129
No, it's a butthurt south american copypasting posts that made him mad but in a new context that makes no sense again, he does it all the time. But seeing how he's been tirelessly dumping off-topic images and posting chatGPT-tier nonsense for almost a year and a half, he might as well be a bot since he seems to have the mental capabilities of a non-sentient AI script.

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>>47155157
Tail.

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>Anon calls out braindead frieren spammer
>cuck reviewers, westoid "art" and gacha trash soon follows all with either passive aggressive faggotry or just blankposts contributing nothing and just wasting image slots.
Reminder that this is a braindead /vg/nigger operating in bad faith, likely mick or his buddy who are protected by faggot mods.

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>>47155193
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>>47154957
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>>47154810
Kill yourself.

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>>47155185
I don't feel like posting the big booba version so have this instead because reasons, I guess. It's funnier to imagine an "UOOOOOH" Balrog talking shit to you and making you burn up with the need to correct her, I guess.

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>>47155196
He's freshly off a ban and is instantly back on his bullshit after getting previously banhammered for it too, contact mods on the feedback page or IRC (does this even exist anymore?) to show them what he's doing.

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I'm just waiting for the loli animal costume girl to release so I can post about pheromones and small, sweaty flat chests and bellybuttons for a few months.

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>>47155165
goat posts tend to be

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>>47155217
>I can post about pheromones and small, sweaty flat chests and bellybuttons for a few months.
You can already do that.

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>>47155218
I will join the sabbath

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>>47155217
Beast girls are best for pheremones play.

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>>47155218
I will not join the sabbath

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>>47155244
Seems Sabbath has to join you.

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>>47155257
Ah, how good at they at total war games?

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>>47155206
>"UOOOOOH" Balrog talking shit to you and making you burn up with the need to correct her
Msgk power is unmatched, I bet KC's version will be fitting for lolification too.

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>>47155244
This man is going to join the sabbath

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>>47155263
I'm sure they're eager to learn.

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>>47155267
Her horns are a bit too large to imagine it not looking weird but her clothes are 100% able to be sort of like a mixture between gothic lolita and motorcycle fetish if you make her a MSGK.

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>>47155213
Mods are incompetent fags, they won't do shit about an obvious spamming faggot

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>>47155218
It's always Danuki auntster this and auntster that, but how about the Danuki nephew?

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>>47155292
This would require me to have a brother.

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>>47155287
You really hate monster girls, man.

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>>47155172
>can’t eat with molten utensils
Skill issue. Next you’ll complain about basic stuff like: searing hot food, superheated air, or making eye contact upon meeting people. Not everyone wants to be a manly inspiring and productive Chad, which is fine. And some people don’t appreciate the domestic convenience of spontaneous combustion and prefer to watch their loved ones constantly engage in dull grueling and repetitive tasks on a daily basis. That doesn’t reflect on you as a person at all!

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Should you accept candy from small dragons?

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>>47155312
Kill yourself, outsider.

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>>47155346
Double Doragons?

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>>47155292
Did you mean Danuki niece?

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>>47155206
Nice. She looks too haughty and cheeky to win/avoid a duel with a wizard, which is a fun touch.

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>>47155348
Relax. This ain't an mge thread.

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>>47155280
A younger and smaller girl would probably have smaller horns than the full-sized one in the profile so it wouldn't be a big issue. But this is just hypothetical, I haven't seen the profile yet and nor am I an artist.

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>>47155267
>I bet KC's version will be fitting for lolification too.
The fuck? You haven't seen it?

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>>47155346
Yes

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So is this or is this not balrog because we all acting like it ain't?

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>>47155373
Fair warning, the profile makes everyone else look like a hornlet.

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>new girl posted
>total silence
Odd.

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>>47155451
w h o

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>>47155453
Balrog.

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>>47155451
Has been leaked in the past.

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>>47155401
Nobody was acting like she wasn't, we weren't posting her to avoid a DMCA you numbskull. Talking about her is fine.

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>>47155458
Apparently lots of anons haven't seen it though. It just seemed pointless to have games like
> But this is just hypothetical, I haven't seen the profile yet and nor am I an artist.

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>>47155401
>>47155457
This girl? She looks over designed to me.

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>>47155461
Sure, lmao.

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>>47155401
summary of the profile?

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>>47155473
>succubus
>volcano stronghold
>blah blah blah man they love
>impulsive, arrogant, tries to get anything she wants
>They like men of quality but of course this has no real meaning anymore
>with her husband she's a regular big old fawning subby girl
>the rest is clarifying that they marry anyone and you totally shouldn't be afraid of getting rejected by a 2d drawing
I am not joking about this either.
>volcano cities are hot and it makes people horny

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>>47155472
Given that KC is litigious to a fault and has people watching this thread, I don't believe I've lied to you.

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>>47155487
I see, is there anymore beside this or this is the latest one?

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>>47155520
The one that got his patreon removed didn't leak, oddly enough, despite there being zero consequence to leaking it now.

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>>47155487
>>the rest is clarifying that they marry anyone and you totally shouldn't be afraid of getting rejected by a 2d drawing
It's amazing how every series i get into is long into a death spiral like an out of control plane. Absolutely amazing.

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>>47155401
too thin

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The doomposting right before a girl getting released is always very funny.

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>>47155548
Nobody would know a new girl is getting released if outsiders didn't come try to start shit.

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How does it feel knowing your malef little sister is a superior being that is stronger and smarter than you will ever be?

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>>47155401
how the hell does that stay attached to her arm

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>>47155551
>>47155551
Then I'd rather never see the new girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155551
I can't tell if that was sarcasm at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155401
Her outfit is a little confusing, but I like her hooves.

[Anonymous No.]

>this level of chimping out when the new girl isn't even officially released yet
Why are all furries mentally ill, and why do monster girl fans always make them so upset?

Is being severely mentally challenged a prerequisite for being a furfag, or does being a furfag cause the brainrot? Do they just covet the mental faculties we have and they know they lack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155586
what the hell are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155556
Horny.(verification not required)

[Anonymous No.]

Totally not a raid btw
Janitors are 3dpd loving niggerfaggots so long as they have a 2d avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155596
She is also hornier than you. (And not just on account of actually having horns)

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe you'll give a shit now you retarded faggot mods

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155560
>Constant arm hula
>It's magic, she ain't gotta explain shit
Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155560
Because it's aesthetic. She'd say something like: "It's called fashion sweaty, look it up."

[Anonymous No.]

What is with the sudden and random seething? Why is it like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155648
>EMG
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

Subtle like a hammer to the cranium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155657
wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155664
Sorry, i only drink my wife's milk. The mamono goverment can't brainwash me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155401
Ooooh, so that's why the usual pests were acting up today. Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155678
It happens every time. They come pouring in talking about it like anyone cares to drum up fake hype. It's like an advertisment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155466
At least her fetish isn’t turning you into uncoordinated sadface with her humongous double vagina, so there’s that. Imagine a girl that has nightmares about you simultaneously: walking smiling and chewing gum. Having a girl that has to staple her crown on? Couldn’t be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155695
...but enough about your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155695
>Having a girl that has to staple her crown on?
But it's just so gosh darn cute when it's on the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155687
>Drum up fake hype. It's like an advertisement.
I don't give half a rat's ass if you subscribe to KC's shit. I was just commenting earlier I'd been waiting for Balrog for years and glad she's finally coming out.

[Anonymous No.]

Love my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155730
If a man marries a taillet Dragon, he must really love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155724
I think that may be part of the issue here, sounds like sunk cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155741
>can't unsubscribe, game out soon
>Wikifag here, game was coming out tomorrow and it had [your waifu] in it. But KC heard you failth was faltering and delayed it three more months.
>Noooooooooooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155730

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155730

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155724
Don't pay the eternally assblasted furry parasite any mind. His main character syndrome demands that he must rage and shitpost at KC and MGE forever, because he thinks his honor has been insulted.

He's genuinely so mentally ill he can't even comprehend a reality where actually sane people don't feel the same way about MGE as him.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are /vg/niggers like this? They bring their posting habits over and act like they aren't obvious niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155730
>>47155771
Love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155775
>Why
It's a combination of /v/ and shitcord "culture", what the fuck did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155263
Jokes on them, they only do the Fantasy/WH TW games, so they'll never get anywhere with me. Rome 1 is of course the best, historical TW gang rise up! We are unrap-
Huh? A battle invite on Shogun? Who the hell... Wait a second, am I in an infiltration scene- MMPH! MMPH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155401
beeg horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155360
Yeah pretty much. The broken horn was requested to be put there because of it being where Big G strikes Durin's Bane at one point and I though it'd be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155540
>the rest is clarifying that they marry anyone and you totally shouldn't be afraid of getting rejected by a 2d drawing

I see nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155540
Nobody wants your cuckold fetish, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155708
>>47155721
>be born to kelpie mom
>get wrong-trained as soon as you easily slide out of her massive pussy
>spend life being an absurdly clumsy dumbass like your depression-faced father
>escape lake after growing up
>get captured by another kelpie while tripping over absolutely nothing
>spend rest of your life looking like a sad clown in an iron lung while getting soggy raped
>BAD END
Why does this exist? Who likes this? I don’t understand,

[Anonymous No.]

Which why, round-ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155872
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155861
cum in cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155881
Don't reply to spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155885
It's never wrong to cum in a cat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155861
>>47155881
>>47155891
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

There's only one way to deal with elves
https://files.catbox.moe/0rx74c.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155900
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: Your father promised his firstborn son to a fox many years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155401
YOU! SHALL NOT! CUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156010
I see she's already in position for pronebone

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156019
Best view with the tail wrapped around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155487
>They like men of quality but of course this has no real meaning anymore
What do you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

The lone warrior stalks the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156010
>>47155987
>>47155900
>>47155896
>>47155872
>>47155861
Kill yourself, kike

>>47156055
He's a nigger loving cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156055
hes complaing about the now (in his eyes) non existant "standards" for monsters
like how you you can be a slob that doesnt give two shits for fighting but still get a lizardwoman/salamander wife
according to him anyONE can get anyTHING so the monsters particular desires of having a strong/smart/whatever husband no loger matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156055
>So then, you'd expect that the husbands they choose would already be champions, heroes,
or successful men accomplished in various fields, but that doesn't necessarily seem to be the case.
Literally that. The next five or so paragraphs just go on and on about some normal dude who was normal but met a balrog and meeting her either made him get his shit together or she uses her super mamono powers to make him a great person. It's unclear. It's really flowery and just goes back to sex all the time anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156055
I thought it was pretty clear. He's saying any standards for men listed in a monstergirl profile is meaningless, because they go for anyone anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156086
>according to him anyONE can get anyTHING so the monsters particular desires of having a strong/smart/whatever husband no loger matters
Yes, you hit the nail on the head. The monsters have become almost meaningless in their own setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156112
or at least the inhuman parts anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156120
Meaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156112
>The monsters have become almost meaningless in their own setting
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Play with a slime it will cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread doesnt exactly care for MONSTERgirls
the inhumanity doesnt matter, the traits dont matter, its all pointless
What the thread wants isnt a monstergirl, but a lobotimised woman who's only exstance is for them and even looking at another male other then thier husband has enough cuck energy for her to commit seppuku for having dirtired her self in his eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156086
almost like monsters have unique personalities or something

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156164
Then why list their personalities in the profile if it's not actually accurate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155621
Mick's crush?

[Anonymous No.]

>47156153
Hey buddy I think you're lost. Reddit is that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156170
A holdover from the early days when baphomets profile was that she practiced rape and release looking for a worthy husband and any man that wasn't good enough was addicted to lolis anyway and join the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156153
What about all the people who are into foxgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156187
They are the best of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156170
The wandering scholar going around describing various monster species has not met every individual member of said species. These are intelligent creatures and of course there will be differences in personallities, desires etc. Not to mention it explicitly states that the monsters especially the really powerful ones he interviews are using him for their own aims. Why not read before you complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156187
Hey, that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156202
Only senko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156112
This
I hate how any untermensch can put in no work and still get a top tier monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156194
Or you could simply admit it's all fluff and amounts to "whatever you want her to be" in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156187
those guys annoy me
but then they annoy me in a way that doesn't and shouldnt matter to this thread, so fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156187
They're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156207
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156187
they must be saved from the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156245
How do you save which is already saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156165
>meet some girl
>she’s sweet and demure
>nice
>go on a innocent G rated date
>she must have liked it as she wants another date!
>yeah let’s do that later
>go to dentist appointment
>have sloppy Novocain face
>whoops better reschedule the next date since your face will be like that for a bit
>she gets really interested when you call her to reschedule
>guess she really liked doing boring shit at the state fair!
>yeah we can have another date after my face is norma—
>oh it’s nice that you don’t mind but still—
>well the moonlit walk by the lake she suggests does sound romantic…
>yeah we can do that after my face—
>huh dark and isolated so no one will notice?
>I guess but still though…
>what? nah don’t worry girl it’s not that serious I don’t actually need any help—
>. . .
>okay since it isn’t that serious I guess we don’t have to resched—
>wow! she must have really like that cotton candy and innocuous conversation!
>fuck it why not?
>what’s the worst that could happe—
>BAD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156260
looks like he is already a lost cause
better to exile him to foxville to contain the damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156215
>Individuals having differing tastes is fluff
Do you even stop and think before you post, or does your hatred of KC and MGE prevent that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156292
Why does any criticism at all amount to a vendetta with you? Fucking weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156307
If it sounds like a duck, I assume it's a duck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156320
That doesn't even make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156170
>>47156307
These.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156350
inb4 samefag accusation

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156284
KELP'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156371
but that's ms flowkelps thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156387
and she's the best at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156307
The well has been poisoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156371
>KELPIE’D.
Ftfy. Don’t want anyone to get confused and assume Flow Kelp gets an o-face when you trip, drown, or starfish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156387
>>47156423
That's how she flows.

[Anonymous No.]

I may love dark elves... but do dark elves love me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156445
I prefer my light elves. I want to do things to their slender bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156445
Is the fluffy collar with a heart-shaped tag that has your name written on it not proof enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156445
They’ll love you so hard that you’ll feel it a week afterwards. According to KC, you might even feel it week BEFORE if you’re hesitant enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156465
"Light"

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like hags because they would tell me stuff like "Anon, you're way too old for those crummy video games. My big boy should pick up a big boy hobby instead and play chess with me". Hags wouldn't let me enjoy my hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156361
Assuming the profile is broadly true and that strong outliers are considered oddballs among their kind is a happy medium, I guess. You can train, pray, or get coincidence’d into being suitable by any profile’s standard in MGE. So I really don’t get why the hedging even happened. Seriously, what species of unmarried monster becomes implausible for anyone to get, given the sexxxo physics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156478
I just wish I had the choice to get up during mistress mandated cuddle time. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This thread sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156592
You suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156592
Yeah. 4chan sucks too.
>>47156596
At most, you’re both correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156550
It is. Get back into bed, cuddleslave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156550
>>47156619
Delicious titty elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156592
This thread succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155487
>with her husband she's a regular big old fawning subby girl
Meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156187
I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156527
stop being a bitch and engage in your wife's interests

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156672
fox loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156153
The first part of your post I agree because I'm into girls who are less moe and more monstrous than what the thread likes. The second part is retarded shit, people just want waifus, let them enjoy that it's their fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156465
Quite slender

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156691
Only if she plays some Halo with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156702
>. The second part is retarded shit,
You would think but that no rejection rule is doing a hell of a lot more work than it really should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156665
>Satan approves of dommy women
Further proof that all requests for men to “post drown face” and “run beside the pool” are evil heresies. These wisps go too far!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156665
>666
Femdom is satanic confirmed, maledomchads are blessed by God

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156749
based satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156790
In this thread we side with the demon lord not the chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156733
Funny that. You’d think 4channers would be immune to worries about rejection. I wouldn’t mind it coming up more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156804
Speak for thyself, heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156749
>>47156790
this is not how trips work

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL NOT lose to a Sphinx. I can answer any question they throw at me. Even if they ask something really hard, like what my favorite color is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156833
lmao enjoy your monogamous life with a flat houri while I have my harem of busty succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156875
Anyone can answer simple questions about preferences or the capital of Assyria. But can you answer the hard riddles about how sphinxes taste and feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156800
>>47156722
>>47156627
>>47156619
>>47156243
my cock is throbbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156211
So basically you need to feel superior to someone else? Why cant you just enjoy your waifu in peace? If you want the feel your waifu would accept only you there is the fate thing. She would just likely not meet any other suitor so they dont suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156112
>The monsters have become almost meaningless in their own setting.

Why do they being monsters have to mean they can behave like humab women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156906
>thinks houri are flat
>thinks anyone with a houri only has one
Uneducated heathen detected. By Eros may you be corrected by the bottom of a shoe!

[Anonymous No.]

>giving the raiders (you)s
You faggots know better. They're swarming here because the new girl came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156086
>like how you you can be a slob that doesnt give two shits for fighting but still get a lizardwoman/salamander wife

>You get a 10/10 waifu handed to you in a silver platter
>hypergamy is completely obliterated in MGE

Based!

[Anonymous No.]

>A trio of monsters blocks your path

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156985
hopefully they want headpats not my cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156968
You can tell they're new since they have no idea how the setting works and what its purpose is. Imagine wanting monster girls to act like 3D, completely missing the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156985
X - Surrender

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156968

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156985
Smack three asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156962
Its just mick samefagging and freaking out. The new girl looks great and of course that would upset him.
I just wish she'd released earlier so we'd have some entries in the writing contest featuring her but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156985
Eat a raging mushroom and proceed to turn all of them into cock worshipping sex slaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156445
"love" you? you think she "loves" you? she paid $24.95 to get a personalized dog bowl for the cage she wants to keep you in. she threatened a restaurant host with a knife when he said couldn't let her bring her boyfriend in with a leash on. "love" doesn't begin to express what she feels for you. her feelings towards you are illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156932
The standards in the profiles (when applicable) are surmountable with barely any effort. Maybe he thinks lowering the bar below that is a step too far? Not being able to meet a monster halfway is kinda sad when there’s so much support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155540
>>47156112

Hey Mick or whoever this is how it has been for years like, like a decade. The thread has since years, if not always, overwhelmingly approved it and its one of the key things that make MGE what it is and not just any. An anon from here in fact actively pushed MGE a lot to go that route and this thread to a lesser extent. You are either a newbie, a raider or at the best one of the minority anons that got salty because of it. You will not change the viewpoint of the this thread on it, no matter how much the thread gets disilussioned on KC, the thread will nit turn on one of the things that overwhelmingly likes MGE for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156478
I have dreams about being collared, sometimes. The thought of her presenting it to me, telling me to stay still, fixing it around my neck, and then telling me I look pretty with it on is intoxicating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156985
Rolled a NAT 1, I am now living with them happily ever after in a rape cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157033
The other thing here is frankly that most mamono are boring, just like most people.
Take Miss Baph. Sure, baphomets lead sabbaths, but....
>Baphs get married.
>They have kids.
>The kids are also baphs.
>But it's not like every single baph gets a new sabbath branch just for her.
>A lot of them are just gonna be, like, regular.
>Maybe she's IN the sabbath her mom runs (or grandma, or great grandma, etc. runs).
>Maybe she's not even IN a sabbath.
It's not like any of you chucklefucks are running a major R&D branch anywhere, or whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157007
Nailing a unicorn and keeping her one-horned, despite the guy not being a virgin, might be the sole monster standard that might be impossible to meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157016
god i love chocolate/blueberry delves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156170
You can make broad statements about differences in personality and preferences in real life like between Americans and Japanese or men and women. There are still plenty of people that will be completely different. Men prefer big tits. This is a fact. Some still go for flatties.

[Anonymous No.]

I have discovered the cat counterpart to this image, now we just need somebody to turn it into a fat Cheshire or something for the full experience.
https://files.catbox.moe/2cph3a.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156445
Dark elves just have resting bitch face. They look like they're pouting even when they say they love you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157087
Damn devious tittyelves

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157219
All dark elves secretly want to communicate with their anons solely via interpretive dance. But no human has 150 years to devote to the many subtle movements of these dances to understand them. In frustration, dark elves often lash out at their Anons or treat them coldly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157255
Would you enter an elf sandwich?
I'd enter an elf sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiOs7nNbPWU

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7749277
This but with a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157311
Yes I would

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157311
N-no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157396
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157066
That example falls flat. Heh. Aside from a single one, all Baphs are magic geniuses. The scale of MGE geography and the niche appeal of Baphs makes it so you can have all Baphs plausibly run some research cell of an existing Sabbath, so long as a proportion between related species is kept ie more Witches than Baphs.

Regarding boredom…that’s variable. Stupidly or not, we find people stimulating based on interactions and details of a different sort than any pure consideration of profession and such. Monsters have a fixation on (you) and sex with (you) — things that people generally like the idea of at a primitive level. Natural spelunkers, firebreathers, or skydivers are not necessarily stimulating and exciting. Or can be stimulating for unrelated reasons.

Personality, minutiae, and interactions are meaningful to people; naturally these things make people meaningful as well. But a large portion of this will ever remain DIY and in (you)r hands. Even if you rigorously stick to a profile (whatever that means), massive chunks of significance at this level remains blank/flexible. Nothing in the profiles directly fills out the charming quirks or irksome habits etc of a given individual from a certain species.

Basically I’m saying that holding to the major elements of a profile isn’t the cause of boring monsters — lack of detail at a given level is what is boring. Furthermore these details are largely independent of profile. Throwing out the profile, therefore, ain’t likely to solve anything.

Thanks for coming to my motherfucking TedTalk. Now go fuck an interesting Devil Bug or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

xof

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157577
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157595
>mgqtrash
Fuck off /v/ermin tranny

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157577
>>47157595
im loev foex

[Anonymous No.]

What's she reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157695
Kick rocks you retarded gacha faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157668
>>47157679
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157695
How to trick a man into sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157776
Ones from gacha trash aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157711
>>47157752
Go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157778
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone is getting uppity

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157807
Fuck off back to /vg/. You don't belong as evident from your behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to do your part.
Find a Ryu and make sure all the lawns in the neighborhood are watered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157832
Nice midriff

[Anonymous No.]

>doomposting about mge fails again
>goes back to gachaspam again
Does the furfag think this time will kill the thread or something? This is textbook insanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157832
>Retards posting dogshit blankposts of trashy gacha girls that aren't even fucking Japanese while circlejerking their obvious assmad opinions over a mainstay of these threads because they're outsider cuckolds that are friends with some furry faggot obsessed people don't like furshit here
>Surprised when actual posters tell them to fuck off and eat shit
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

If he's being mad anyway I might as well post my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157902
What is the purpose of a cow with wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157902
>>47157916
>/vg/ trannies have now gone mask off and will outright admit to spamming the thread with shit that doesn't belong
You people are so obvious it's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157922
Where do you think Red Bull comes from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157972
ayyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157972
I thought it came from Minotaur's since it has Taurine in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156860
Don't bother arguing with newfags, they'll drag you to their level of stupidity and then beat you with their experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156860
>>47158057
They did this shit before, it's probably some /v/igger or /vg/faggot "meme" since those retards can't get dubs on their boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157997
You deserve raep.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't respond to them
HOW hard is that to understand???

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158246
All I see is a guy posting monstergirls and another guy yelling at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158246
No you should tell them to fuck off. These vermin take silence to mean that they're welcome to samefag and circlejerk here

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158291
Do you actually think you're convincing anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158321
Where are your monstergirls tough guy? I'm not seeing any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158090
Why does /v/ hate this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158333
Let's ask them
>>47158332
why do you want to turn this thread into a gachadump like that shithole you crawled out of?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get Bapho chan to notice me? She's so cool, and I'm not. I'm just some history and eastern philosophy nerd that has some understanding of occult symbolism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156924
Easy! Sphinxes taste like chocolate pancakes, and if you lick them hard enough, you also get syrup. Do I win? And as for my favorite color, that's green... wait NO RE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158480
offer some grass and she will eat it out of your hand(like the goat she is)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158480
Desert goat erotic

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>>47158566
What kind of grass? Will any grass work? Maybe they'd like sage best?
>>47158611
Desert goat got me thirsty desu,

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158480
Why care about bapho? Familiar is best sabbath

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>>47158638
Because Bapho chan seems lonely because all the anons keep going after witches and familiars. I want to make her happy!

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko getting what she deserves

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>>47158632
any grass will do
she might act like she doesn't care, but she will munch and bleat like the rest of them

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>>47158645
Bet she'll get her beans squished next. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158645
darn jinkos...
need petting correction...

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to monster gym
>Get horny from all the sweaty and muscular monsters
>Spend my whole time there fucking them
>Don’t even get one set in
>Go again tomorrow determined to work out
>Sidetracked by hot, sweaty monster sex again
How do I stop myself? I’m just so weak willed

[Anonymous No.]

You are not immune to demon girls in wedding dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158695
Fuck off and take your shit meme back to /vg/ or whatever shithole you're from. I remember you, you spamming faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158695
it's still exercise

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>>47158649
Very well, I shall go outside, touch grass, then bring it to her. I'm sure she'll be my girlfriend then.

[Anonymous No.]

>When you accidentally manage to knock out a group of p'orcers in some comically, cartoonish way and they pledge their unwavering loyalty to you

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you guys really need to get more sunlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158795
It is then that anon found out about the boss that he forgot to beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158804
>MANSWINE!

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>>47158827
I want the High Orc in my harem to call me as such when she needs her fix. Then she can just shove my face between her breasts and give me that sweet scent...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158804
>>47158839
I prefer when the p'orcs are subservient, even the h'orc if one is present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158839
sniffing horcs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158873
I HAVE A GREAT NEED

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>>47158873
I do enjoy a bit of pork floss bread with my coffee from time to time...

[Anonymous No.]

>on bus ride back to my neighborhood so I can go home
>this busty houri also riding the bus is pressed against me making small talk about the church of eros and love
>she makes sure I can feel her hardened nipples poking me through her clothes
>the thing is
>the bus isn't packed so it's not like she's being forced against me by an abundance of passengers either, there's plenty of free seats
>she's just intentionally pressing herself against me and chatting me up at my seat
>get off the bus
>she's still coming after me
>but she forgot her purse on the bus so she has to go back
>use that chance to escape and get home
I'm sick of these Erosites in public always harassing people like me. Why are they allowed to get away with it?

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>>47156691
There's nothing interesting about chess.

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>>47158800
moonlight's better

[Anonymous No.]

P'orcs > H'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

I am fond of pigs.
Cats look down on us, and dogs look up to us. But pigs, they treat us as equals.

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>>47159254
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>p'orc harem
>they worship you like a god
>they always cheer you on
>they get amazed when you do something mundane that they couldn't do
>they think you're beautiful even though you're a greasy, hairy, fat tub of lard
>they always go on to other about how you're super smart, strong, funny, virile, and handsome
>it's all 100% genuine and coming from a place of love and admiration

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>>47156445
No but that's why you love them, faggot.

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>>47159426
i cant strike wormy as a chatterbox. she's too lazy and whimsical.

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>>47159447
Indeed, the only time mean green is very active is when it comes to salad, or lovin.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your monsterfu give you the ole Hawk Tuah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47159426
And that's how I end up in hell after smashing to death a greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>47159447
>lazy and whimsical
that's just the her pot head sister wonderworm
greenworm is a socialite

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>>47159462
wonderwormy is lazy and whimsical in an ojou-sama\anego kind of way. wormy is lazy and whimsical in a cat-like kind of way. that's how i see it.

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>>47159478
>wonderwormy is lazy and whimsical in an ojou-sama
>she does a lazy "Ohohohoho!"
hot

[Anonymous No.]

to make a further, unrelated to mm, comparison: i strike w-wormy somewhat like benkei from majikoi, or goemon from eiyu senki. meanwhile i could compare wormy-chan to anzu from im@s.

[Anonymous No.]

Are worms genetically superior to all other mamono?

Yes.

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>>47159586
yes

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>>47159586
i prefer the iceworms to the sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon wife that has no qualms transforming into her old DL dragon form to terrorize the local populace for shiny coins, shiny rocks, and shiny trinkets
>Dragon wife that absolutely will not transform into her old DL dragon form because you have a fetish for that old DL dragon form

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>Automaton that has a language switch on her back
>English, Spanish, French, Latin, and ]+$^@###($

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>>47159638
>has a language switch on her back
im gonna break it

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>>47159638
for me, it's latin.

[Anonymous No.]

ITS OVER FOR THE EVIL ARCH SUCCUBUS/LILIM WHO DISGUISED HERSELF AS THE GOVERNESS OF THE STATE COUNTY! I, the local Hero, have not only exposed corrupt politics of my state county, but have uncovered the conspiracy of that lady governor is not only a crooked politician but is also an evil corruptive succubus/lilim in disguise!

I have exposed her and her disguise is more! I have exposed her true form and she can no longer hide amongst us!!! Even with her 10/10 charisma points she can no longer lie and hide against us! Its over for her as Justice prevails.

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>>47159951
Looks like Miss Lilim grabbed herself a spicy husband.

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>Have loyal, submissive, p'orcer harem
>Lazing around on the couch watching the boob tube
>Getting tired
>Decide to take a nap
>Get up and go up to the nearest p'orcer wife doing chores
>Tell her you need to use her in bed for awhile
>She thinks she's about to get lucky
>Get undressed with her
>Cuddle up with her in bed
>Tell her you just needed a warm, soft body to lay next to to go to sleep
>Quickly fall asleep
>She's happy to serve you
>Interiorly, she's frustrated and sad she didn't get lucky

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna post disinformation about dragons online and there's nothing they can do to stop me.

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>>47159951
>"I have exposed her and her disguise is more! I have exposed her true form and she can no longer hide amongst us!!! Even with her 10/10 charisma points she can no longer lie and hide against us!"
>the succ/'lim in question has high charisma
>her disguise magic is disabled
>She instead approaches the government hall and makes a public announcement:
>"The attempt in my life has left me scarred and deformed!"
>it works and the rest of the government believes her
>"Which is why starting today, I hereby declare- I DECLARE THAT BLAINE COUNTY SHALL BE REORGANIZED INTO THE VERY FIRST. MONSTER GIRL CITY OF BLAINE COUNTY!!! The Order; The Church! Has sent their assassins and inquisitors to kill me, to kill your elected representatives! While Demon Realms have proven themselves to be greater and friendlier allies and trade partners! I hereby diplomatically welcome our new monster girl allies! All for the sake of helping build a safer! AND SECURE- Society."
>Everyone in the government chamber halls loudly cheer and applaud the new decree as many other female politicians and representatives take off their disguises and revealing themselves to also be monster girls in hiding

Expectations have been subverted.

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>>47160020
>Anon gets raped nonstop so he can't post disinformation.

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>>47160133
see, they went about this all wrong and skipped the legendary fight on top of the manamo-llenium tower, where they removed their shirts to reveal their situationally fitting tattoos, and fought to prove their ideals were stronger, before ultimately realizing they had the same goals

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>>47160179
Fun fact, dragons can't rape you since they would instantly get mere'd if their pussies touched a dick.
Also fun fact, dragons sleep for 20 hours per day and as such won't make good wives.
More facts coming soon!

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>>47160020
>>47160213
These posts were fact-checked by real human patriots

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>>47157035
>The thread has since years, if not always, overwhelmingly approved it and its one of the key things that make MGE what it is and not just any
It's time for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

There we go again.

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>>47160263
Kys. Take your feminism and end yourself

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>>47158333
/v/ hates fun, and they hate meaningful discussion. I'd tell you to just look at the average /v/ thread or at the catalogue but it's a cognitohazard that'd take a mindflayer hundreds of hours to fully disinfect and detox you after. If you wanna spend good time with a 'flayer there's better methods, like asking her out.

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>>47160213
More fun facts:
>Dragons are very insecure about their horns. Calling a dragon a hornlet will make her cry and fly away
>Dragons don't like chocolate chip cookies
>Most dragons can't swim
>Most dragons will die alone and become zombie dragons
>1 in 10 dragons have admitted buying eroge games in the last month, though the real number is suspected to be 4 in 10

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>>47160213
>>47160506
Honestly, these facts make dragons seem endearing and cute. I'm now more likely to consider dragons.

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>>47160521
It's all fun and games until you get abducted back to her trophy hoard and get put in a glass case in the museum of moderately cute men.

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>>47160521
Another fun fact just for you:
There's a dragon coming for you. Hiding will not help you

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>>47160530
>tfw the glass case is to protect the moderately cute men from the fiendish perversions of horny, middle aged ojousama dragons.
>tfw the glass case is not sufficiently reinforced to actually protect you.

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>>47160537
well tell her to hurry up

[Anonymous No.]

Demons can't outsmart me with their contracts - I'm a divorce lawyer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47160692
You'll get a therapist demon to help you heal from the trauma of such a horrific job.
She will teach you how a real marriage should work and help you recover.
Also, she makes enchiladas like twice a week, it's unreal.

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>raiders spamming the thread with off topic shit
>literally openly bragging about spamming on purpose and raiding
>nothing happens to them
Just simply amazing

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>>47160826
Gotta have priorities straight.
>>47155621

[Anonymous No.]

>Cursed sword sees post she disagrees with.
>Flies into an all-consuming rage.
>Now the whole thread is littered with shit posts.
>She's EVEN MADDER.
tl; dr--cursed sword is a good girl, and maybe Wind Waker isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Mershark is just one letter away from MEREshark.

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>>47160826
Technically repeatedly telling us that some artist is going to release something from a paywall and then talking about stuff behind said paywall is on topic, just really distasteful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47160891
He's autistic, but you are much worse by advocating for cancer every fucking time this shit comes up.

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>>47160935
Why don't you just go back to spamming gachachinks as usual, schizo chimpanzees like you can't form understandable posts.

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>>47160133
>>47160204
>A guest representative, a Human Princess from a neutral non-aligned state tells to her companion accompanying her:
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."

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>>47160792
>impressed by only twice a week
Proving once more that hellspawn are mid at best. Get a spotkot for true authenticity, or an Akaname. The latter makes Ocelomeh cuisine more often than actual spotkots do — every single day, 5 times a day.
>b-b-but won’t 5 meals a day make me fat?
No, because magic/exercise.
>what about some entirely different concern?
Stop being a pansy. Embrace the fearlessness that comes with daily life beside Akaname. Fear is not a factor when it comes to Akaname, Joe Rogan!

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>>47160891

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>>47161284
You make enchiladas a pan at a time, so twice a week basically means you're getting enchiladas every single day OR you have, like, SO MANY KIDS.
There's MANY delicious foods out there, Anon. I want at least a little more variety than the same exact thing 5 times a day.

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>>47160942
The point I'm trying to make is that these people thrive on the negative attention.
I agree that they ALSO thrive on positive attention:
>>47161380
Like that. But you want to go for an algorithm that minimizes OVERALL attention--not much for, not much against, and we tend to dogpile these folks with a lot of negative attention, which I think is suboptimal.

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>>47161398
Snicker

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the spammers have gotten banned before and if enough people report them to make it visible, they can be banned again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161383
Okay. Different meals may give variety, but the ingredients will always have the same class of effects. Is that a good or bad thing?

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>>47161429
I like Latin American food, so yeah, gimme a variety of it. Also, Tex Mex and BBQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47157374
Futa Hellhound with a fat knot

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>>47161439
I meant that monster food will always come with the same sort of side effect, no matter what the specific type of cuisine it emulates. It’s like being married to Caligula.

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>>47161464
Is this something that has demand here? I still have the model.

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>>47161464
Hellhounds? Eww they get fur everywhere.

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[Anonymous No.]

>/trash/vermin samefagging to look welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161410
>algorithm
Do you mean stuff like this?

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>>47161479
Post it

[Anonymous No.]

I bet I can impress primitive monsters with a lighter.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that monsters LOVES heroes!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an automaton? Even if she has a lot of obviously not organic parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161648
YES

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>>47161648
Give me that spinning robot pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161639
I bet I can impress primitive monsters with cunnilingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161675
The correct scientific term is centrifugate semen extractor unit.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119913316
dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161697
I bet I can impress primitive monsters with FOX MAGIC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161715
Hellhound (Sour apple flavour)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161697
Why would you do that? Impress her with your dick size or strength, cunnilingus on a woman is a sign of weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161697
That works too, but the lighter is easier.

[Anonymous No.]

An automaton cannot get pregnant with her plastic womb, so I can cum inside all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161639
>>47161697
>>47161722
Imp press is what you do when lil’ sis gets her vocab and grammar stuck on retarded.
>Elizabeth gets her face imp pressed into the nearest flat surface whenever she uses Sabbath vernacular.

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>>47161830
Calling her womb mere plastic is an insult to the intensive materials research that gremlins put into rennovating her reproductive mechanisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161830
Automaton gets pregnant. Stupid anon

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>>47161863
surely she will speak full and complete sentences soon

[Anonymous No.]

I have signed up for the human wave offensive on succ town.
I can't wait to see what cool water magic based tactics the order has up its sleeve to deal with those pesky succs.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute oversized clothes.

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>>47161809
>cunnilingus makes monsters weak
I knew it. Those perverts literally get off to me showing everyone how weak they are. Especially those so-called ‘femdom’ monsters. Humans rule monsters drool (from multiple orifices).

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161866
How does that work? Does she create more machine babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162069
Yes. Magic is awesome like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162069
>put penis in vagoo
>The rich mana absorbed by the mamono corrupted automaton slowly changes her to fit the desires of herself and her partner, allowing her to produce structures similar to a woman that produce synthetic ovums that can both read code and DNA, so that it can extract the genetic information of the sperm and fuse it with the traits of the mother into dipliod synthetic self replicating cell that uses those translated instructions to create a being similar to both parents using nutrients provided by the mother.
>automaton pregnant
>automaton have babies.
It's really simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162140
>>47162149
I made a terrible mistake

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>>47161830
Automatons are equipped with incubator chambers and synth egg cell production units that will make your daughter(s) perfect like a test tube baby. Yes even the (retired) combat models have that. No, you may not ask 'why'.

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>>47162160
Get ready to download more ram to feed your newborn babies anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine an automaton sitting on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162160
Become a cyberman. Get the brain transplant into a compatible body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162160
From the wiki:
>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?
>They can. Also, they would be viviparous. (Will)
>Also, Automatons weren't built with the function to have babies originally. Rather, by using their husbands' semen as a power source they have self-updated their bodies to develop necessary parts and functions for pregnancy. (KC)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162280
Fuck that, let's make up our own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162165
Can I disconnect that module

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162171
Never! The sabbath should mind their own business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162331
nobody remembers how

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161876
Hopefully, buying new drywall every day is getting expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162345
I can't tell if monster girls are a creative fandom or mostly just lonely horndogs in the midst of depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162331
The automaton is doing exactly that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162359
Gremlins have figured a lot of the automaton but not all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47158868
>"MANSWINE, GIVE ME DICK!"
>Dad stare
>"Husband, wanna fuck me?"
>Staring continues
>"Warchief, please use me?"
>Erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161599
https://litter.catbox.moe/tsi2tb.png
It's here.

[Anonymous No.]

it's neat how you can just pick up zombies and take them home

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162383
Now this is a proper hellhound

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>>47162431
This zombie looks like she might engage in asexual reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162508
She looks like her mother was a zombie and her father was a water bottle.

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>>47162524
I meant necromancy but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161648
I have zero reason not to.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox

[Anonymous No.]

What if I introduced human society to a Phantom by showing her Police Squad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162677
Surely you can't be serious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162685
Shirley...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162727
Let's say Phantoms are the coolest monster.
>Phantoms are the coolest monster

[Anonymous No.]

i don't know if i'd get on a phantoms spooky stagecoach

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162788
The black coach of the midnight aristocracy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm more of a banshee guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162677
Sounds fine but finding a large enough theatre to hold everyone might be difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162685
Yes and don't call me Shirley

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162685
Don’t tell me who I can or can’t be. Ur a wizard, Harry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuck cat once
>Triplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162901
a small litter, but there's always next time i suppose

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>>47162940
imagine

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>>47162940
Lips only please, I'm a romantic at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162964
You will be marked by foxes and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162955
>>47162964
>replying to spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163000
I will mark her in return, many times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163000
>>47163014
Be sure to mark your foxes! This is the best way.

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>>47163055
Japanese cotton swabs look so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Real ded hours

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>>47163072
Fox + adopted Cat loli combo does sound nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162813
Banshee does not have nearly enough art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163029
Foxes don't stop once they get rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163139
The dead of night is when the predators strike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163184
I always thought it would be nice to have a big family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163149
Horse negligee is a strange but beautiful thing

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>>47163255
SMACK

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>>47163190
>Poke anon's eye by accident
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163190
I would open my arms and catch her in a hug. Harpies are very small and huggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162788
>>47162813
>>47163139
>>47163175
All the more intelligent types of undead are top cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163237
ugly western art is peak /jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163358
Rule 1 of /jp/ is truly a suggestion for our threads.

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[Anonymous No.]

Any chance you can get rid of the gacha spam as well meido? No? Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to get the most ancient Baphomet I can find, have many children, then start a family Sabbath rock cult based off of Church of the Cosmic Skull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMJTofSaKUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163422
Cute foxlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163477
Stop enabling the spammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163355
Have a wight? It's ALRIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163415
do you think the underside of the webbing between her tentacles is sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163456
vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>47154803
[Charges garden hose] HAVE AT THEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163498
Lick it and find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>47154803
Gooby is pretty similiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163547
I don't find her as cute or endearing as hotdog gob though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163355
Liches are great dakis.
>>47163499
Puffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163564
>>47163499
A puffy Elin is fine, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163582
I would, very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163582
Wide loli.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss them so much bros....

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>>47163704
That tail is looking awfully a lot like a second vagina.
Can you impregnate both at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163496
I've always imagined undead kingdoms looking sort of like the most romanticised France possible, with it's manors, palaces, gas lamps, huge parks and gardens, and so on. While the other undead girls are great, I can't think of anything better than a Wight to accompany that.

>>47163564
>Liches are great dakis
They would protest that, but not resist.

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I wish this woman would find her way into my house one day....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163932
I like her tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163935
I want to introduce her to the art of smoking a European style pipe with good tobacco. I'd fill our whole house with the smell of sex and Dunhill tobacco.

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>>47163932
>Every night another girl convinced you're the one for her
hard pass.

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>>47163968
Nothing wrong with a nice harem, in my opinion. We're just gonna need a bigger house, and considering all the mamono that are going to be showing up, it won't take long to build a mansion.

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>>47163976
>girl #31 comes over while you're fucking girl #81
>"I miss you, anon. Let's go on a date!"
>Struggle to remember her name
>you're not sure if she's even got the right person
>what's a nice way to suggest she should leave if she doesn't live here?

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>>47163932
I don’t have the emotional bandwidth for a harem of more than maybe two wives.

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>>47164019
I don't quite imagine it like that, that's more Dogmeat General style. For me it would be more like "Ah, my wife Kozaki the Inari has come back from shopping, and so has Inoue the Tanuki who accompanied her!" Let's all feast together, the fifteen of us, and drink our sorrows away into the night!" Maybe the number will increase a bit, maybe not. I think the most women I could handle would be twenty or so, and even that might require some reality warping so we have plenty of time to spend together as a family, and for some intimate alone time.

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>>47164036
My emotional bandwidth is rather high then, I don't mind a large harem, but I still want intimacy to be a special part of it. And considering once you've incubized you have eternity to look forward to, I imagine it could be quite comfy. You can always find someone to cuddle, or lift up their emotions, or help with their daily struggles, and never feel alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Youtuber Anon who does let’s plays but has no filter and subjects his poor monster viewers to scenarios that will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd a Nurarihyon, but it'd be either monogamy or a couple of extra wives at most.

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>>47164093
No can do. The monster rapes you and then her ready made harem all have a turn.

They were her parade, not yours.

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>>47164050
If you have a large harem intimacy will not, realistically, be an especial part of it unless you have a few wives you favor and spend more time with than the others. You do not have the ability to provide a genuine and loving relationship to more than a handful of people. There are only so many hours in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164130
We all live in a mermaid world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164055
>He is somehow one of the most popular youtubers around

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>>47164112
I would solve this by getting with a Nurarihyon loli that doesn't have underlings yet.

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>>47163355
Personally I find dumb undead doing their best the cutest

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>>47164136
This is why I mentioned I would involve reality warping and time warping (heh) into the equation, rather similar to Krishna with the Gopis, or his harem of thousands of women in Dwarka. I already have my ideal harem in mind, and it would be twenty in number, perhaps slightly larger, but not much more. Once you get a Lilim in the equation, all bets are off.
T. Old Powerslut Poster.

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>>47164167
Why do you need so many women that time-travel and spacial manipulation is your only option to make them all happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164167
yuo don't even need a lim, just someone from the Pandemonium to do their time magic and suddenly your usually-24 hour days are 69 hour days meaning you can get a lot more (wives) done in each day

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164136
Even better, no matter what excuse you come up with you cannot remove the time cost you yourself put in. 12 hours with one girl means 12 hours without any others and that adds up the more you add. So either each gets 5 minutes or you have days between seeing them.

What are they meant to do in the meantime? Sit and play chess? This is why small non male focused harems are the only viable ones.

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>>47164184
It's more of a fallback if typical shenanigans don't work. I really, really like the emotion and intimacy of a relationship, and love the idea of spreading that love to a large number of powerful women. The sex is kinda secondary for me, it's great, but not as important as cuddling under the blankets and serving the harem a finely cooked meal. But I only have so many hands, and one penis, so therefore we might have to warp things a bit every now and then to make sure everyone is absolutely satisfied. The heart wants what the heart wants, anon. I already have strong relationships with a good number of people, and would love to do that in a relationship setting. I just like loving others, and spreading joy and hope to the world.
>>47164194
Remember anon, time magic is nothing more than a jump to the left. And then a step to the right.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a tall sahuagin look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164238
tall, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark and evil elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164238
fishy

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>>47164238
A very lanky girl who went ottermode and it still somewhat awkward at converstation, but tries her best to make your day wonderful. She can reach the top shelf in your cave under the lake, and her larger tail means she can catch even more fish and shellfish to spice up any dish into a lovely meal.

[Anonymous No.]

So why can't there be two separate monster girl threads? One for MGE, one for other monster girl settings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164262
You can try make an mge thread if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164262
I honestly just apply mge rules to every monstergirl in this thread automatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164262
>>47164265
Every other setting besides MGE is literally offtopic to /jp/ mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164280
The site is very rarely that specific.

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>>47164262
Up until semi-recently when this thread gained obsessed pests seething about their Japanese arch-nemesis, it was widely acknowledged that this is effectively a MGE thread + sometimes other girls as long as they are compatible with MGE.
There isn't a shortage of general purpose monster girl threads on 4chan and even outside of it, so I don't see where the problem is

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>>47164238
Like a lanklet Sahuagin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164290
You just haven't considered the benefits of running a tavern where everyone can be a bit rough and tumble and rowdy.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make her stop crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164338
Give her a tub of ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164338
You don't. You make her cry harder instead.

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>>47164280
This. Something that these retarded /d/ raiders don't seem to understand is that this is /jp/, as in /otaku culture/. Their is nothing inherently /otaku culture/ about monster girls.
This thread is about the profoundly popular sub-culture of [waifuism] that is extremely prevalent amongst otaku. It just so happens that the MGE is the best setting for waifus hands downs. Dare I say, the best setting for waifus even not including monster girls. The MGE was our shield when we descended from /a/, and it united us under the banner of waifuism so that we may earn our rightful place here, in /otaku culture/, despite the siege of the faggot mods from way back when.
Always rember: the monster is on the outside. The inside is where the fucking dreams are found.

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>>47164290
>There isn't a shortage of general purpose monster girl threads on 4chan and even outside of it, so I don't see where the problem is
The inbred lice from /trash/ like Mick just want to shit this place up in particular, because we don't tolerate /trash/. They could just go to their containment boards, but it's in their nature to be nothing but a (barely) sentient disease.

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>>47164338
Missionary position always cheers monsters up.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you eating properly, anons? Your future monster wife wants to make sure you are or else she’ll speed up the portal opening process and force you to eat better once she’s through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164407
all i need are cup of noodles and beer

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>>47164413
Don't forget energy drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164400
I would draw something to contribute but my desk is covered in beer bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164407
I try to eat well, but with my work schedule I usually eat one or two fast food meals a day. I really need to start making meal plans and exercising more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47163582
You made me look these creatures up, now I want more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164448
The game died a few years ago, but you can get a working offline server from Ragezone forums, though it takes a while to get it running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164455
Also look up Mojarin on Ex or Nhentai, you'll find some good material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164455
They're very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164455
Oh right. Those things really came in all sorts of types didn't they.
>>47164459
I think these are the girls asanagi does the wierd maledone doujins of sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164455
Elin are the ideal fantasy race and no other game has ever come close to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164487
I liked the aurin from wildstar. Catgirl space hippies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164471
They are, but I avoid even thinking about a man that would make Albert Fisch thing he had a friend in the world. Mojarin is the way to go with Elins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164487
>the ideal fantasy race
Elin may have popularized bottom heavy lolis, but MGE races with their bodytype are even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164455
I really liked the questline from the Elin zone, since it was a Tanuki Elid vs a dumb Fox Elid that wanted to heard all the power, it was very hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164707
Pora Elinu was a very fun time for me as well. In a way they are very childlike in their squabbles, but underneath there is a real question of whether or not hierarchy should be further institutionalized in the form of royalty or not.

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>>47164400
You know the more you bring this shit up the more encouragement they get to piss you off, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164487
i still think Draphs from granblue fantasy are better. Still short, still fat-assed, but also have tits and I like tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Malef-chan's army is growing.

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>>47164494
>avoid even thinking about a man
Good artist though.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd run one of those strip mall martial arts schools in MGC. It seems like fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164840
I want one.

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>>47164840
Kinda, I think Mojarin is better at drawing soft girls. Honestly Asanagi turns me off, I can never touch his solo drawings because I know what is going through that dude's mind, and the implicit foreboding of violence is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164862
This attracts dojo crusher hinezumi

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>>47164875
How nice of them to let me show off in front of the white belts and I get to teach some rude monster manners

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164455
What was the game even about? All I see are cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home from work
>Bedroom reeks of horny lamia stink
>Look around home for suspected lamia
>Can't find anything
>Shrug it off as olfactory hallucination
>Go to bed
>Repeat above multiple times
>Make some comment about getting a dormouse to counter the snake smell
>Lamia who's been sneaking into your house and rubbing her girl smell on your bed reveals herself
>Flustered and upset, she rapes you for even considering living with any girl other than her
>Squeezes/rapes you extra hard because you considered living with a "prey" species (inferior in her eyes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164926
Saving the world from Demonic and otherworldy entities while also uncovering a fifth column in the Federation's ranks that is trying to sell them out to said entities.

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>>47164949
That sounds like it goes unreasonably hard for a game full of cute girl characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164966
It's actually really fun, even playing solo now like I do. There are also a couple of private servers you can play on like TeraCZ, Akeron, Memnon, Starscape, etc that still have some players every now and then if you wanna play with friends, or wanna make some.

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>>47164165
I guess I really like when the fancier haugty or stoic undead types blush really hard. That, and when they're even more flustered being gently maledommed and analed.

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>>47164979
Also it's not just cute girls, there are also other races like Popori, who are animal people who are generally kind and fun to hang out with, Baraka who are sage types made of literal enchanted stone, and there's also a race of former slaves to the giants, and one that reminds me of Tieflings because they descend from demon blood. Then there's elves and regular humans.

[Anonymous No.]

Gremsex

[Anonymous No.]

Go ahead, kiss Dormouse while she's sleeping in your arms... Unconsensual kisses...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165005
That pic is genuinely creepy with those teeth.
If not for that, it'd be perfect.

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>>47165047
Dormice are severely underrated.
I want to protect them, hug them, and smell their molasses scented bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165047
Lots of unconsensual kisses

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>>47165058
They are popular cat treats

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>>47165054
Sharp teeth are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165068
Yeah, but the way it's drawn in that pic gives off serious uncanny valley vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164290
>>47164380
The lurk 2 more years meme is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165080
I don't see it but it's a shame you do.
Need a sharp teeth girl gf wife now

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165068
Exploring your waifus dental

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164165
Sharp teeth on lowly zombie erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165143
Sharp teeth in general erotic
Literally makes any girl better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165143
Imagine sharp teeth on a ghoul!

Those love marks they give as they "eat" your flesh are gonna get a whole lot rougher and bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165158
You think they'd also want their husband to have sharp teeth?

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>>47164165
>dumb undead doing their best the cutest
Hard working Zombies are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165174
Who knows? I'd be fine with having sharp teeth if my monster wife wanted me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165178
I already have sharp teeth. I'm going to bite my future wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165158
>Literally makes any girl better.
I don't know if Kejourou, Titania, or Umi-Osho benefit from them much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165184
Dormouse certainly wouldn't.

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>>47164933
>Squeezes/rapes you extra hard because you considered living with a "prey" species (inferior in her eyes)
Now that’s an interesting concept. Wouldn’t really work realistically, but the idea of the there still being a “predator” and “prey” species divide amongst monster girls is rife with content.

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>>47165184
>>47165188
Yes they would

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>>47165097
>have you been brushing properly miss?

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>>47165189
>Wouldn’t really work realistically,
Why does the idea of monster girl racism seem off to you.

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>>47165189
A foxgirl would 100% consider herself superior to a bnuuy.

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>>47165231
NTA, but mainly because it atracts a certain type of people.

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>>47165189
I've always imagined that the predator species like lamias, dragons, and whatnot would likely be the popular ones (the upper class) that bully the prey species like mice, certain farm species, and bugs (the lower class). Minos, centaurs, lizardman, etc. making up more of middle class. Plants being the absolute bottom of the totem pole. But really, this dynamic is only seen in Green Mamono Realms that are more in touch with nature. Where as other realms like the Dark Realms, it doesn't really apply too much, if at all.

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>>47165188
Makes feeding her cute though.
>>47165210
I'm not saying it would be bad, just that they're not the type that would easily include it as part of their charm.

[Anonymous No.]

A Succubus is not entitled to my semen. If she really wants it, she'lo have to come and take it by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165255
Better men than you have tried that one.

[Anonymous No.]

A Jinko is entitled to my semen. If she really wants it, she'll have to come to me and I'll give it to her willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

A sandworm is entitled to my body. If she wants it, I'll gladly walk out into the dunes, and she can eat me as she pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes and their soft bodies and fluffy tails belong to me and need to offer it all immediately

[Anonymous No.]

Post cute, cuddly dormice please!

[Anonymous No.]

everyone ITT: future tofuslaves

[Anonymous No.]

A demon is entitled to my power of attorney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165315
More like foxes are future brushie slaves. They WILL submit to mandatory grooming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165312
I post fox

[Anonymous No.]

I have learned much ice magic in preparation for my showdown with a Salamander. I will flash freeze her solid and prove that magic is better than the martial once and for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165401
I can almost see her vagiber

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165325
>oh no a human is brushing my tail/s for free instead of me having to do it all by myself, how horrible what will I do
What makes you think that they are not going to demand it from you? Or that it is something you will have to make them "submit" to?
Unless you are dealing with some filthy feral fox living on the streets/wilderness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165408
Yeah that fox might be a little too spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165414
All foxes should be even spicier. In fact, they should be the first to widely adopt nothing but nipple and clit pasties for coverings.

[Anonymous No.]

>spicy foxes killed the thread
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165244
>be manticore supercool apex predator
>make the herbivores flinch and stutter
>if only you had someone that would do that when your den feels empty and lonely
>but with a dick
>then it happens
>after a hard day of bullying rabbits you see a human dude wandering around
>he’s exactly your type too!
>aw yiss
>leap out to romantically savor his fear
>he doesn’t startle
>instead he pulls a plantgirl out of his bag
>you scoff in cruel amusement
>you’re too high on the food pyramid to worry about some plant
>you normally bully herbivores so plants must be even further beneath you right?
>your slight discomfort at noticing that the plant got him first is easily suppressed
>having two flinching prey beneath you in your den should be twice as fun
>whoa that plant sure has a lot of arms
>hey no that’s not supposed to go in there aaaah
>oh god he’s watching please stop
>[inarticulate sobbing intensifies]
>peaches? no my name is actually aaaahhh no it won’t fit in aaaaaaahhh
>m-m-my name is p-p-peaches
>it’s not solely your den anymore but it’s definitely not empty or lonely now
Her new prison is shame!

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>>47165539
I would take all the bnuuys she bullied home with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be assmancer
>See monster with bigger tits than ass
>Make her ass bigger and her tits smaller
>She complains that none of her clothes fit anymore
Why are so many monsters ungrateful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165558
It would help if you knew a spell that adjusts their clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165556
>gets dominated by bnuuys
It’s a vicious cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165577
There would be no dominating, only cuddling soft buns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165577
Ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165600
The forehead does make it look like she has down syndrome a bit but it could be just western trash art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165577
Anime goes to /a/, also uggo western art shit. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165633
And. Then. Kill. Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165633
>>47165663
No can do on either. Remember, you’re here forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165600
YOU'RE ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the absoluteltly most barebpones reasons for

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165751
this nigga is having a stroke

[Anonymous No.]

I need pictures of smug goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165761

[Anonymous No.]

why are you faggots so dead
knock it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165832
Being dead is nice
The dead are chilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165769
I want a loli Baphometh with a voluptuous ass and a pear shaped body, but wear pantyhose and a thong with a skirt that barely covers anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165832
can't sleep, fox gonna get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165880
Oh no!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165872
I don't have anything like that. Here's a gote on a roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47164862
It's always nice to see daddy daughteru bonding moments like this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165872
Same but I want a big titty oppai loli hag Bapho that mostly wears a latex reverse bunnysuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165907
>Goat of the roof, what is your wisdom?
>"Use incognito mode, go to ww.IWANTSMOL.com"

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165936
Don’t go there it gave me a loli succuvirus and since my preference is hags she turned into one and is nonstop complaining about her big, heavy, sloshy, milk filled tits and fat, jiggly ass that you can bounce quarters off of

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165872
Lucky for you those Baphos are in high supply and low demand
Just tell them to dress in whatever attire you desire

[Anonymous No.]

Well Anons, I read my entry for the writing contest, and cringed so hard I deleted it all
I'm worthless

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165932
Nav draws delicious reverse bunnysuits, if you are reading this Nav please draw that old bapho in a latex reverse bunnysuit please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165984
>Not uploading it anyways
>Not reveling in the cringy aspects
>Not leaning into the embarrassment angle
Unless there was an 8 paragraph sex scene filled with gratuitous “dick” and “pussy” typed out with one hand in it then you should’ve posted it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165984
write or don't write but don't moan about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166000
slappable titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165984
CTRL-Z, Anon! Even if you don't like it now, you can always re-work it until it is good enough.
Also, technically, even if you HATE IT, you still might win art from Yerb.
You can also just finish it after the contest if you're more interested in personal improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166019
>Anon writes 5000 word story.
>Literally 4950 of them describing Ocelomeh beans and how squishable and soft they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166000
What monster is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166019
It's a group of monstergirls, the most stalwart and capable in royal makai, are send to earth to find us and together build the portal
One of them, a succubus, enters the urban "jungle" to find her husband
They talk a bit about the conditions of each other's world, and she tries to convince him why love can win over the insanity of our world.
If was supposed to end on a kiss.

I'm in deep conflict over this, let alone myself and everything going on right now. It's not a good time, and it all feels fake and slop and shlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165984
It’s not a big deal either way. Nothing matters here. Don’t worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166108
>it's a portal story
wtf cunt post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166021
I'm sorry, I've got no one else, and things are at a boiling point
>>47166040
I'll try. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165759
>>47165751
>Also, sometimes, living men are not their targets; instead they trap in their cages the souls of men who died alone like them and make husbands of them.

It wouldn't be the first time a Wisp gas claimed some Anon that was posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166145
>It wouldn't be the first time a Wisp gas claimed some Anon that was posting.
It’s a silent but deadly epidemic.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching the dormouse you were about to take as a wife getting swallowed whole by a lamia and digested alive
Sometimes there are bad endings.

[Anonymous No.]

I must never get coiled by a Lamia. I do not like snakes, I am not snake bait. I will never go near a Lamia. If a Lamia comes near me, I will run as fast as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>Die
>Wisp shows up
>“Finally we can be together! Forever and ever and ever and-”
>Suddenly: a lich
>“Not so fast you man thieving hussy, he’s mine and will be my husban- assistant”
>Lich rezzes me
>They begin fighting over me tug-of-war style

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165312
I don't post pictures of my wife any more. It's disrespectful and posters such as >>47166267 are mean.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166357
Is this yet another fox cruising for a fluffing

[Anonymous No.]

All foxes do is smell bad and screech like they're getting murdered. You need a better mamono, one less bound to the earth.
You need a straight up dragon, me boy-o.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166412
what about a dragon fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166415
mofu dragons are a rare breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165244
>Human are the ultimate apex predator
>Everyone wants to fuck one to be on their good side

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I'm no apex predator. I just wanna cuddle with a mofu spider and watch TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166461
>I’m not an apex predator
>I just want to make the biggest, baddest, strongest spider there is into a cuddle bug who’ll watch TV with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166412
I think fox laughs sound cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166490
And my go to move for that will be to make sad eyes at her and say it makes me feel safe when she holds me, and loved when we spend time together.
Hardly apex predator moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166461
This is permissible.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see the new girl. Can someone post her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166558
https://subscribestar.adult/MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166558
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Candlegeist

[Anonymous No.]

The fox demands tribute
She demands your children

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep your distance from raijus during thunderstorms.
They've been denied them for so long that they may resort to drastic measures to get that zapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166563
Dam im cheap

>>47166564
I meant the balrog

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166567
That's a tall ask, I'll brush her tail instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166567
Oh no, I don't have any children to give her! I'll jump into the volcano myself to appease her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166571
>raiju pole dancing on a lightning rod

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166577
>tfw miss the lava and hit the rock hard outcropping instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166567
I don't have children though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156211
It would be interesting for a monster to meet her soulmate but find them totally incompatible with her in-built preferences. Seeing her utterly fail in all her attempts to remedy this would be amusing. A gradual/sudden total collapse of her standards at that point is darkly comedic. Gaining a soulless look in her eyes as her dreams crumble to nothing despite her continuing to profess and express her love could be poignantly introspective. The ironic implication that she is the counterpart of the stereotypically ruinous human misanthrope found here is the real kicker imho.

The notion that monsters can exist in smiling orgasmic domestic agony probably won’t go anywhere here. Personally I find schadenfreude and heroic tragedy have their appeal in fiction, but that’s me. If it ticks ya off so, you can always presume the same result often seen in that type of imbalanced human x human pairing — loads of misery for both parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166567
>very evil
sorry, i only give kids to very very evil foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166597
You know, or maybe she was just naive and superficial, but all that time she spent "trying to fix him" gave her a chance to get to know him better and realize that what she really wanted all along was a partner, not a fantasy?

You're phrasing everything like the relationship is some kind of power struggle between 2 people, when it's supposed to be 2 people sharing resources to take on challenges more successfully together (like starvation, shelter, child-rearing, etc.).

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166600
>Fox pushes old lady carrying groceries.
>She then looks over to Anon for approval.
>Anon sighs and shakes his head no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166616
Clearly she needs to step up her evil game
She needs to get a job working for the IRS

[Anonymous No.]

If a Monster tried to attack and subdue an Order Knight with the intention of raping him and then she actually gets her ass kicked hard by him and beaten to a pulp, how hard would she seethe? How much harder would she seethe if he himself wasn't sure how he pulled it off either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166616
No, no, you only push the old lady if she's in a wheelchair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166635
>Order Knight saved by his Holy Relic secretly sabotaging the wicked bicorn's attempt to defeat him.
>Holy Relic very clingy after the fight.
>Demands fishos and ear scritches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47165769
Child gf (+1000 years old)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47166610
There is a dearth of strong external challenges in the setting. But the remnants, the internal challenges of compatibility, are treated like candy floss — and are presumed to automatically resolve. What can I say but that I think the hubris of ‘fixing’ people should follow the classic pathway?

Actually I’m phrasing matters as if an internal standard is hardwired in monsters, along with probabilistically inescapable fated love. It’s a simple thing to wonder about the clash of deeply held irreconcilables, really. It’s common as muck irl, and therefore gives a sense of realism.

If a far less motivated human can feel equal degrees of disappointment and affection for the same subject, monsters should certainly be capable of the like — and at a higher intensity. Yet unlike humans, monsters cannot opt-out of the entanglements. A ready source of chronic tension, voila. Is it more entertaining when the human remains unaware or not, in your view?

[Anonymous No.]

>When the cute, innocent dormouse hits you with the most vulgar profanities you've ever heard

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>>47166642
Based holy relic protecting anon from those wicked whores. Hebis would be proud

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>>47166674
what can a mere sleepy mouse say? at worst she can tell you to cheese it

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>>47166703
Irredeemable villainy.

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>>47166668
It's depressing, so not the best for an escapism world. To put it bluntly, if what you said is true than she better off alone and me hiding/killing myself is the better ending since it will reset her fated one or something. I don't like your idea not because it's bad but because it's reminder that we don't deserve an happy ending since we're irredeemable fuck ups

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>>47166703
The words are too lewd and vulgar for this thread.

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>>47166703
I wonder if you can feel her insides clamping of you when you have sex with her while she's sleeping, imagine making her gape at a tournament while she's asleep

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>>47166712
No one is irredeemable, all are able to be good, as all are innately good.

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>>47166711
Mice may look pure and innocent, but they are anything but.

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>>47166746
But your fated one hate you for who you are while also being locked with you without a possible escape if I understood the main post correctly. If that's the case, it's a horrible situation and I prefer never meeting her to avoid unnecessary pain.

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>>47166778
As I said, everyone is capable of being reformed. No one is too far gone. It merely takes time.

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>>47166712
It’s basically the classical notion of the tragic flaw, as applied to monsters. The directly available elements are:
a) profile stuff
b) fixation on a specific human

It need not end in eye-gouging and maternal incest. Mildly unpleasant but unsolvable ambivalence is something we all find tolerable — it’s the natural human condition. Pure hedonism simply doesn’t match our neurology, so a lack of it even in escapism is to expected. I’m a bit surprised you view it as depressing enough to prefer to avoid all the good blended within the bad. If humans can appreciate/accept the necessity of feeling some misery for the sake of a loved one, monsters should do at least as much.

Something something better to have loved and lost blah blah.

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Dormice are irredeemable.

For this reason, I volunteer to take all of them into my home, so that they're not a menace to society. I totally won't end up making more of them.

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>>47166801



>I’m a bit surprised you view it as depressing enough to prefer to avoid all the good blended within the bad.
Because mamonos don't deserve, they're inherently pure being of goods, matching them with someone they're not interested in is cruel at best and can only end poorly for both consorts.
>>47166793
True but is it worth it? Will it even work at the end or it will just be a vicious cycle of frustration. They have no words on this matter, we're the judge and executioner. I feel like not playing the game is the best outcome for both. Maybe I didn't get the original post

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>>47166536
Damn but that's a cozy nest, is this what's under the trapdoor of a trapdoor spider?

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>>47166631
What the fuck? No, that level of evil only works for harpies, and even then it's mostly because tar and feathering a creature that already has feathers isn't as funny.

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>>47166828
You will always be playing the game, even if you make no moves. To sit still is also action. Your fated one will be there to pick you up from your obstructions, and that is what love is about. To feel sad is perfectly natural, but know you can always choose to do better, even if it is the smallest step forward every moment.

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>Stinky neet dormice
>They never wash
>Molasses smell becomes the smell of rum (fermented molasses)
Unfortunately, it's not actual alcohol, and you don't get drunk tasting her. But the flavor is there!

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>>47166778
>Baph says anon burned the toast and sucks at magic but she loves him anyway
>anon now sincerely wishes they never met!!
Ironically, MGE disagrees with your solution. I’m not saying that Oedipus Rex is approved, but some chronic flaws and discomforts are generally acceptable in MGE. The sheep ruining her husbando’s farming is another example. It’s not the sort of enthralling ambivalence I like, but the point remains.
>>47166828
Humans are imperfect. Individuals are innately distinct and partially incompatible. Mamano don’t meld with you into some seamless blob of total agreement and approval — not even Shoggs do that. Perhaps my first example was too extreme, but the general idea is one of the oldest human genres and is still common.

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>>47166848
I see your point of view but I disagree deeply. If it was true we would love in an utopia and even with the influence of MGE I don't believe in us reaching that level of enlightenment and self abnegation. Also, I think that leaving the game is possible by getting yourself out of the choosing pool

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>>47166877
>Mamano don’t meld with you into some seamless blob of total agreement and approval
At that point you're the same person.

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>>47166881
Live*

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>Marrying your first monster daughteru
>Marrying your first monster granddaughteru
>Marrying your first monster great granddaughteru
>Marrying your first monster great great granddaughteru
>Marrying your first monster great great great granddaughteru
I'm not gonna lie. If I had a dormouse as a wife, I'd 100% be doing this.

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>>47162956
Need a girl to hold me like this

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>>47165769
Are witches gonna be an endangered species post-portals? It feels like half the time anons want a bapho gf it’s criteria that could be met by an ordinary sabbath member. Happens a lot with krakens/scyllas and lilims/succubi too.

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what do you think about wendis?

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>>47167103
I don’t mind the TF gimmick, but I don’t like flat girls or the cold. Seems like they’d keep me warm at least.

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>>47167103
pure and innocent

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Before the manticore pounces and kills me, as that's obviously why she's chasing me throughout this wasteland, I'd ask if I could at least have her crush my head with her thighs as my execution method

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>>47167103
I only accept LN Wendi's as canon

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>>47167184
>"What, are you fucking retarded?"
>loud tailpussy shchlorping noises

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>>47167103
Cute/10

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Oh great, you fell for their tricks and all your offspring will look like living representations of whore of babylon. Are you happy now?

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>>47167227
Yes
I will make more

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>>47167103
Would be better without the transformation stuff, same as all the girls who do that.

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>>47166267
Tf is wrong with you

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>>47167206
Ah yes, she's sucking my soul out with her strange mutant demon tail and poison! It's just, involving a lot of cuddling and aftercare, and sudden questions about baby names.

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>>47167244
Just a retarded outsider forcing shitty memes as usual, R&I

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HUGE

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>>47167317
big...

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>Centaur wife refuses to let you ride on her back until you let her ride your back

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>Sweaty minotaur invades your home while you're running an errand
>Raids your kitchen and makes herself comfortable in your bed
>Falls asleep in your bed
>Is a heavy sleeper and doesn't wake up when you try to get her to leave
>Instinctively grabs your arm and pulls you in when you try to push her out of bed
>Holds you in a deathgrip embrace as she continues to sleep for the next 10 hours
Hope you went to the bathroom before you got grabbed!

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You have encountered the Elf Queen who rules the ancient elven woods. You must kneel to her or else she will be displeased with your lack of etiquette.

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>>47167446
>try to push her out of bed
Rookie mistake. You grab a bowl of warm water, splash her loins and go relax on the couch. When she wakes up she will think she wet your bed and silently leave out of embarrassment. Works for most of them.

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>>47167446
>sweaty minotaur
this is a very important detail. am I going to smell of cow when she's done hugging me?

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>>47167006
I dunno, lol!
I DO know that baphs get a ton more art so I got more stuff to pick from. I'm not really a loli guy, and what witch are there is usually leans pretty hard on the loli aspect.