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Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:09:06 No.4714655 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:10:06 No.4714667 File: 313 KB, 800x600, 3329640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Manly Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:11:06 No.4714671 "What would you like, my softest?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:12:06 No.4714682 >>4714667 green hair?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:12:06 No.4714680 File: 205 KB, 850x1203, sample-c7c789a0d469e01191c4be372198eeb8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:12:06 No.4714683 File: 65 KB, 744x446, YOUMUwut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4714671 DICKS!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:13:06 No.4714689 >>4714667 >>4714680 Compare their parenting styles. The day Youki left was a truly dark day for Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:14:06 No.4714695 >>4714655 Why is she so soft?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:15:06 No.4714698 File: 862 KB, 1110x1600, spring_of_the_residents_of_a_touhou_town_41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4714667

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:15:06 No.4714702 >>4714698 R U S S S S T L E

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:16:06 No.4714703 >>4714695 Why you a shitty meme spouting parasite?

Manly Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:17:06 No.4714708

>>4714683
"You fucking slut, get out of my sight. You're no better than Sanae you used up twat! All I wanted was a pure girl to take in as my daughter and pull this? What the fuck is this? I think you may as well check in to become a worker at that Moriya whore house."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:18:06 No.4714716 >>4714703 >Why ARE you a shitty meme spouting parasite? Come now we must still be legible while troll baiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:22:06 No.4714733 >>4714716 Legible: capable of being read or deciphered His writing is legible, you twat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:26:06 No.4714762 File: 51 KB, 640x620, d964e893c0f21669650696711ecc4fed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4714708 I'm a girl! It's only natural to be interested in dicks!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:27:06 No.4714772 File: 272 KB, 600x600, 956327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Manly Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:29:06 No.4714786 >>4714762 "The whore house is right over there, you can have the dicks you want there. My only wish is to have a pure daughter and I have not but a few years left. You could have made a proper young woman." "Girl, I am disappoint."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:35:06 No.4714820 File: 211 KB, 900x636, thoughts9508684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When did Youmu become a slut? Where did she go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:36:06 No.4714829 >>4714820 Every Touhou is made the slut sometimes, BlackTewi.jpg and all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:37:06 No.4714836 File: 74 KB, 850x620, SOFTEST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4714820 She's too soft to be a slut, though she's soft enough to have her limbs chopped off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:37:25 No.4714831 >>4714786 Hmmmhmhmhm...arn't you being a little hard on her? She IS right, after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:38:06 No.4714838 File: 512 KB, 810x800, 3c3df7efd9428364cebbdb460ba55f2d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4714786 Hmmmhmhmhm...arn't you being a little hard on her? She IS right, after all.

>>	Manly Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:40:06 No.4714849 >>4714838 "I blame you for corrupting her innocence, you perverted ghost!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:44:06 No.4714880 Youmu is my favorite Touhou :3

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:44:06 No.4714884 File: 750 KB, 800x800, 4003ab3a0ce0a9243e73b651b6af50b0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4714849 Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:46:06 No.4714892 File: 297 KB, 800x720, 7974143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ghost family eating breakfast.

>>	Manly Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:49:06 No.4714910 >>4714884 "I don't repeat myself to SLUT trainers, are you sure you're not affiliated with that Moriya whore house?"

Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:54:06 No.4714952
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>>4714910
...oh, how the mighty have fallen...
Look at yourself, Youki. Old, paranoid, lashing out at anything that doesn't fit your outdated system of values...even your own daughter...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 23, 2010 23:55:06 No.4714957 >>4714910 Are you supposed to be Youki or what? Cause he predates Moriya by like. A lot.

Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:00:06 No.4714978

I don't get Youki. He trained Youmu in the Netherworld then left to become a hermit, right? It's the fucking NETHERWORLD. How do you get more hermit than the Netherworld? Keep in mind, this wasn't waltz in anytime you want LOL I BROKE THE BOUNDARY Netherworld, this was the only people you are ever going to be able to talk to are Youmu and Yuyuko Netherworld. That's two people. And he left that to become a hermit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:04:06 No.4714997 >>4714978 Youki is 50 different kinds of badass. He's the heroic departed legend. Whatever he does, you can be sure its got a point, which will probably end up making him 51 kinds of badass.

>>	Manly Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:05:06 No.4715002 >>4714952 "I-I...what slander is this? I've never had a daughter and even if I did she would not be so lustful as that disgusting girl"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:05:06 No.4715003 >>4714978 Was it confirmed by ZUN why he left? Anyway, he will come back sooner or latter in one of the games.

Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:09:06 No.4715017

>>4715003
I'll just quote the whole profile.
>The former gardener of about 300 years, Konpaku Youki, suddenly retired into enlightened hermitude one day, leaving a very young Youmu as his successor. As Youmu's sword technique is still unrefined, she tirelessly undergoes daily training to perfect it. The whereabouts of the man who should be the current gardener are unknown, even to Youmu. She considers it as just another one of his lessons.

Maybe enlightened hermitude is code for achieving enlightenment. Now he's in heaven kicking shinigami ass. Wanna see him fight Tenshi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:11:06 No.4715024 File: 298 KB, 732x1102, bc905dd54bc600e10ec39cea17cf451e.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4715002 Eh!? You...you don't really...m-mean that...m-m-master?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:14:06 No.4715039 File: 216 KB, 800x533, 6255439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:20:06 No.4715076 File: 599 KB, 1200x1350, 8051152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too lewd.

>>	Quagsire !BALDCFdFzA Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:25:06 No.4715120 File: 449 KB, 800x800, youki is baller.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Manly Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:27:06 No.4715139 >>4715024 "No, what are you saying? Ther-there's no way." "Youmu, is that you?"

>>	DirtySoap !!ozCg62uHL9G Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:28:06 No.4715147 >>4715120 I love this rendition.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:32:06 No.4715185 File: 251 KB, 914x901, 7a1e90e57745dbc2208a4bb01b0ff3d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4715139 Y-yes? Who else would I be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:36:06 No.4715213 File: 192 KB, 566x800, 7993854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4715120 Youki firing up his ipod and listening to his favorite IOSYS album.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:43:06 No.4715266 >>4715120 See? He didn't become a hermit, he just left Gensokyo to see the world.

Manly Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:44:06 No.4715271

>>4715185
"...Youmu."

Youki dropped his sword at that very moment and dropped is sword. Youkai stared at Youmu, the cute little creature right before him as a single tear welled up from each of his eyes. With a quick dash Youkai dropped done on his knees before is long forgotten daughter and enveloped her within his arms. Father and daughter were finally reunited. Youki, the lone sword master once again found the warmth of love within his daughter.

Youki has been living with in Hakugyokurou with Youmu and Yuyuko for a few months now. They are expecting another child soon. Bright days are never gone from the ghost shrine. The family can be found playing together in the courtyard and maintaining the gardens.

Youki had found his love.

--THE END--

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:46:06 No.4715294 File: 403 KB, 1280x905, 7348236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4715266 That's cool, but I prefer the idea that he's in Heaven kicking Tenshi's ass every day. Just look at her; she deserves a daily beating.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:49:06 No.4715308 File: 29 KB, 640x360, gj1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4715271

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:50:06 No.4715312 >>4715294 Fine. He wanders the world, occationally hopping into heaven and kicking ass, because he's Youki and he can do that. Better?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:52:06 No.4715317 File: 78 KB, 620x765, 942099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4715312 I'm down with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:52:06 No.4715320 I thought Youki was her grandfather... not her father.

>>	Manly Wed, Mar 24, 2010 00:57:06 No.4715348 >>4715308 Thank you, I feel like such a whore now though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 01:00:06 No.4715368 >>4715320 Youki is a half-ghost. Youmu is a half-ghost. If Youki was related to Youmu, he would have to fuck a half-ghost. Youmu would probably be inbred because, let's face it, there can't be that many half-ghosts in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 01:01:06 No.4715373 File: 183 KB, 800x800, 6510884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4715368 That explains why she seems a little... slow sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 01:06:06 No.4715402 File: 736 KB, 987x1024, 7426950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's it like to have faint ghost ancestry, far back in your family line? Do you get a little mini-myon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 01:09:06 No.4715411 File: 138 KB, 600x825, Touhou_Yomu_by_nz13590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A mini-myon would probably be more useful for spying, but it would also look even more like a sperm.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 02:47:06 No.4715925 >>4715368 How many times do I have to explain that half-phantom is a state of being, not a species? Human + phantom =/= half-phantom. Human-with-external-soul = half-phantom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 02:51:06 No.4715947 >>4715925 That sounds like a lovely piece of fanon you've got there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:02:06 No.4715988 >>4715947 Read PMiSS. Phantoms can't breed. P.S. Youmu is not a half-ghost.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:03:06 No.4715993 >>4715988 More direct canon sources explicitly say she is. You're grasping at straws.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:04:06 No.4716000 File: 177 KB, 600x1078, 7347266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, Youmu confirmed for inbred. Says in PMiSS that Hakurouken is the ancestral sword of the Konpaku... they've been going on it for centuries, probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:08:06 No.4716012 YUYUKO IS YOUMU'S MOM

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:09:06 No.4716015 Discussing Touhou canon is a pointless task, that drunkard loves to contradict himself.

Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:10:06 No.4716021
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>inbred

I hope i don't have to remind you faggots that inbreeding takes many repeated generations of inbreeding between direct siblings to have any significant effect whatsoever. Humans (and indeed most mammalian) genomes have an intense tolerance for incidental inbreeding. Even after several generations of fucking your sister then having your kids fuck each other, you'll only have increased your chances of deleterious gene expression by something like 0.05%

Forget Biology 101?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:12:06 No.4716025 >>4716021 That's multiplied by ten. High risk if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:12:06 No.4716027 Inbreeding is a very elaborate hoax so you cant have hot loli sex with your little sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:14:06 No.4716032 File: 790 KB, 888x1114, 7354583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716015 It's useful for ideas, if nothing else. Drunk ideas are the best ideas.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:17:06 No.4716041 >>4716025 Actually, no The human rates for congenital abnormality is 3% Increased by 0.05%, that's a 1.6% increase, Nowhere near tenfold.

Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:18:06 No.4716043
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>>4716021
I know. And Hakurouken is an ancestral sword, that means enough generations for inbreeding to occur is plausible.

By the way, 亡霊 (Yuyuko) and 幽霊 (normal ghosts, poltergeists like the Prismriver sisters, etc), learn the difference, it could save your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:23:06 No.4716052 >>4716043 I'm talking about sister-brother inbreeding over many successive generations. Konpaku is an interbred bloodline, and these generally marry first cousins, which have a greater genetic variance, not siblings.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:31:06 No.4716098 File: 2.01 MB, 1600x1200, 7631656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716052 Oh. That's fine. But... there don't seem to be very many half-ghosts. They might have been marrying sisters for years. I'll drop it. It's stupid idea anyway.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 03:51:06 No.4716195 File: 101 KB, 1024x768, ktz050525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, Yuyuko was appointed by the Yama. I wonder if she's on friendly terms with Shiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:34:06 No.4716787 File: 74 KB, 600x856, 6254763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who cuts Youmu's hair?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:35:06 No.4716792 an hairdresser

>>	Shameimaru !AyAyayAyaE Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:37:06 No.4716801 File: 532 KB, 1000x804, 8612179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716787 Not Youmu, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:38:06 No.4716804 File: 137 KB, 720x1024, 8035006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716792 Where hairdresser from? Who cuts hair in gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:39:06 No.4716812 File: 1.09 MB, 2047x2447, 8264161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716801 She should have used Roukanken. The hair it can't cut is next to none.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:40:06 No.4716819 youmu is gensokyo's hairdresser since she's the only one accurate with a blade. sakuya just made people bald.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:40:06 No.4716818 By the looks her crappy child's haircut I'd say Yuyuko does it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:41:06 No.4716822 File: 490 KB, 1120x896, soft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Shameimaru !AyAyayAyaE Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:41:06 No.4716823 File: 590 KB, 1075x1517, ataisai_09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716812

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:42:06 No.4716826 >>4716804 a touhoue which will be revealed in TH14

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:42:06 No.4716827 File: 1.89 MB, 1330x2590, youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:43:06 No.4716831 >>4716823 gensokyo is full of cheaters

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:46:06 No.4716835 File: 180 KB, 1200x1200, rejection7807635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716831

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:49:06 No.4716839 File: 176 KB, 700x750, 1268251575916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmoe >>4716827 This guy's Youmu always looks like a drug addict

>>	Shameimaru !AyAyayAyaE Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:51:06 No.4716843 File: 1.08 MB, 1500x1000, 6255611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716839 There are some exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:51:06 No.4716844 File: 149 KB, 487x650, 4009224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716839 She probably is a drug addict. Gotta do something for entertainment in the Netherworld... talking to Yuyuko is no good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:52:06 No.4716847 >>4716839 not really

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:54:06 No.4716852 File: 464 KB, 800x800, 7311461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if there are drugs that affect spirits. That'd be amusing to give to Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:55:06 No.4716856 >>4716852 She is still half human, so maybe you could get her half high.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:56:06 No.4716862 THAT FUCKING BITCH IS FUCKING ANNOYING IN I.A.M.P.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:57:06 No.4716863 >>4716847 Yes, really.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:57:06 No.4716865 >>4716862 no one plays iamp these days

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 06:58:06 No.4716869 File: 1.22 MB, 1000x1000, 8289883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716856 She'd still have a normal spirit half... if she started hallucinating she'd both see and not see the hallucinations at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 07:06:06 No.4716909 File: 400 KB, 650x798, 8036958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu's face when the Netherworld expanded and she had to do twice as much work.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 07:13:06 No.4716927 >>4716839 I don't know any drug addict myself so I can't tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 07:15:06 No.4716931 File: 185 KB, 800x600, 7459751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716927 Google is your friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 07:16:06 No.4716934 >>4716931 Nah, thank you, I'm not interested in seeing what a drug addict looks like. Enjoy your drugs, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 24, 2010 07:18:06 No.4716942 File: 416 KB, 768x1024, 7902333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4716934 What. You should still know what they look like so you can spot them in real life.

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