Momhus

[Anonymous No.]

It's yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140665
Abe is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140665
Who the fuck are you

[Shinzo Abe No.]

>>47140985
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141338
There's a used condom black market in gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

there's not very many of her kind left
you should slam her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

Happy life with youkai wife

[Anonymous No.]

momwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>47143924
Anybody willing to make her a mom again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140665
>>47141820
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

wtf when did Marisa become a mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141820
Does this mean your wifehu will sell your sperm off to her friends behind your back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144047
she is a raging lesbian, those are adopted, or worse... poor kids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47143924
Impregnating mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47143924
>>47144025
I want to MARRY my momwife

[Anonymous No.]

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>>47145566
The facial expressions should be reversed. Smug Yuuka baby factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145579

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>>47152209
Imagine the misfortune

[Anonymous No.]

>>47154165
It's kicking in hard already, he got photobombed by a tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141820
i wonder how large a clutch of momoyos is

[Anonymous No.]

"if you go out at night, make sure to bring food with you to bribe local Youkai", is what they told me. What they failed to specify is that if you give a Youkai a piece of jerky, they'll probably come to like you, and if they come to like you, they'll seek you out even when it's not dark, and if they start following you around during the day, then other people will start keeping their distance from you, and other people start keeping their distance from you, you'll have a tough time finding a wife, and since the only woman who stays around you will be that Youkai you bribed with meat...
I guess it isn't so bad, other Youkai don't want to eat me now afterall, but now I have to fuss over her so she doesn't accidentally slam into a tree and make our child stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155345
>but now I have to fuss over her so she doesn't accidentally slam into a tree and make our child stupid.
Anon I think it's going to be stupid no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155402
>Anon I think it's going to be stupid no matter what
Really? I know low-level youkai are dumb, but if it's born half-human they should be a little smarter right?
Although I'm not sure Rumia is really low-level, she's always wearing that seal after all. I hope it doesn't mess with the kid...

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>>47155485
your kid will be a cannibal

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>>47155854
>your kid will be a cannibal
Oh God I hope not, I don't want to lose my kid to Prion disease that stuff is no joke.
Maybe I can get the Shrine Maiden to make another seal? It'll probably be expensive, but it's better then brain-eating parasites. Her belly has gotten pretty big too, I hope it isn't twins, don't think I can afford two seals...

[Anonymous No.]

Some hus are not exactly enjoying motherhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>47154796
I think centipedes give birth to around 30 or 35
God imagine the planning you would have to do for a family that big
It would be rewarding but damn would it make you tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156029
You'd best get in touch with Yamame's husband for tips since he's dealing with hundreds of babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156029
>>47156050
Momoyo's got it dont worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155985
The ingestion of human remains and brains as a Kuru vector ended in the 1960s. Kuru completely iburnt itself out in the 2000s.It was at its height extremely localized. Your kid is more likely to die from Progeria (highly unlikely in itself).

[Anonymous No.]

>both a momhu and a preghu thread going
We really just want to have a happy family with a youkai wife, don't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156281
I must be in the minority for wanting to live a relatively quiet and peaceful life with my wife without children around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156437
Your youkai wife will live forever, you won't. Give her something to remember you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156454
What kind of husband would I be if I wasn't actively working towards way to transcend my humanity and be around for ages to come?

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>>47156454
No problem, I'll follow Seiga and become a wicked hermit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155345
I'm partial to that one where the guy tricks Rumia into being his wife, but your If You Give a Youkai a Cookie story sounds good, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155998
>>47156117
>>47156633
Jeno really knows what's up sometimes.
I personally like the idea of Rumia becoming a good mother consciously and unconsciously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47155998
She should have thought about that before she spread her legs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142008
Translate it weebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156437
You can't say you love your 2hu if you don't want the world to have more of your 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>47154796
Depends on the size of the momoyo!

[Anonymous No.]

tell me about the 2hus
why do they produce small clones of themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47159601
Most of the 2hus are hermaphrodite, which means they don't need a male human/youkai to reproduce. Yuuka has been known to reproduce through the dispersal of spores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47159601
because (You) are the father, but (You) could be of any phenotype imaginable
so by making them mini 2hus, it sidesteps the issue of (You)r kids not looking like (You) by just making duplicates

[Anonymous No.]

>>47161942
The youkai/goddess/human with exceptional abilities genes are too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162242
I don't think youkai/goddesses have strong genes. They lack physicality so human genes should be dominant here. Either that or the child would become a great hero demigod because that's what happens in mythologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47159601
You're supposed to project your own features onto them, our kids look like both parents, I don't get what's this cloning youre talking about.

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>>47165798
Cutest daughter up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47162395
Considering Rinnosuke and arguably Keine, the nonhuman genes seem to be largely recessive for the reasons you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

How easy is it to impregnate a youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47180141
varies. animal-type youkai tend to be on the easier side

[Anonymous No.]

>>47171775
Their parents were just weak.

[Anonymous No.]

So do animal youkai birth litters or just one kid at a time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47183892
Rule of titty applies, no more babies than their are titties to feed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>47184481
Size has no bearing on production
they'll always adapt to match demand

[Anonymous No.]

>>47180141
Consider this tier list I sloppily slapped together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185114
Its over Mimilions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185114
Cows can only have one calf per pregnacy and Junko is old.
The Volcanic Soil tier cannot have these intruders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185599
But cows can have up to 20 calves in their life

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185627
Human women can also do that, you know? Compare that to the litters the others produce per pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185114
Kagerou is too sexy to not be in Volcanic Soil
Bunnies get pregnant with one shot so Seiran, Ringo, and the other Reisen should be in volcanic soil too

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185599
Junko's age has nothing to do with it; her womb is in peak condition due to her purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185671
You're right about the bunnies, not sure what my thought process there was...
I've made a live list to vote on if anyone is interested.
https://live.tiermaker.com/88352921

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185681
Be that as it may, I don't see how she compares to bunnies.
Anon did a kuso list, no offense.

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Yukari might become a different person if she is big happy family corrected

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>>47185114
Shinki should definitely be in the highest tier. Her powers of breeding are well documented and undeniable. Her womb is still explosively fertile even at her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47156437
This is an acceptable way of life only if you are her sonhusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47185114
Sir, Hourai individuals can't reproduce... Even my dad jokes can't make them ovulate or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47192036
H-huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47184505
Hence rule of titty my man, all animals on this earth give birth in litters equal to the tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>47192021
She's still a virgin, anon. All her children were created with magic and alchemy
However you are correct, she is objectively the most fertile non-beast in the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>47192216
Imagine having sex with a virgin Goddess who's already given birth to countless daughters. Must be a surreal experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47192143
You gotta give your momwife an outlet for her maternal instincts so she won't go crazy and do something unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

What do cakes, baseball and wombs have in common?
They all need a batter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47192128
>Sir, Hourai individuals can't reproduce... Even my dad jokes can't make them ovulate or something like that
It's the soul that's unchanging, not the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47192443
so that's why kaguya is a shriveled husk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47192443
Nah, even the body aren't changing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47193342
Mokou is objective proof otherwise. She looked different when she initially consumed the elixir. Read Cage please.

[Anonymous No.]

if you turn evil hus into momhus, they are effectively incapable of being evil
Therefore it is your duty to keep them occupied to prevent incidents

[Anonymous No.]

>>47193733
But supposed being impregnated was apart of their evil plan

[Anonymous No.]

https://skeb.jp/@kawai_yade/works/41
relevant for the current discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>47193733
What if I wanted another generation to impart of evil ways onto?