Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The secretary got your printout, anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47135556
i i

[Anonymous No.]

I'm telling you, I didn't diss your fly girl!

[Anonymous No.]

anon is left a sweating, panting mess about to erupt after tasting the delights of Balrog's Barbecue, the volcano themed diner

[Anonymous No.]

>>47135605
Is the beer any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47135605
i prefer ice and sushi, but those drums look very good, i would be tempted

[Anonymous No.]

>>47135605
What's on the menu?

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>>47135627
it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be kidnapped and sold to Miss Wight.

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>>47135676
You are going into skeleton transformer

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Pharaoh bas to eat all her veggies or she won't grow up to be a good queen

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Magical cats

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It's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136034
it's okay, she has 8 more lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>47135556
I would fug the tismdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136102
I would gape the tismdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>47135646
>i prefer ice and sushi
Your train ticket to Winterstown is ready

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have my ears gently cleaned by a Shoggoth while I rest my head in her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47135811
Cat sex...

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>>47136270
she goes a little deeper for the full brainwashing
gets all that nasty dust and cobwebs out

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136270
I don't really get the whole ear cleaning meme. I'd much rather my monsterwife gave me a scalp massage and ran her fingers through my hair.

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>>47135556

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>>47136290
It's a twofold thing.
The first is that when you really get in there and dig out stubborn wax, it feels good before your hearing improves and your sinuses feel less plugged up overall, and the second is that that's a really delicate part of your body that you're trusting someone with. If they're not careful or if they take advantage of that trust then it's very easy to cause severe pain and do a lot of lifelong damage, so to have that level of trust in someone and for them to in turn prove themselves worthy of that trust is a very intimate thing.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47136290
the base idea is lap pillow
the other stuff is extra, but nice. my ears are a little sensitive but scalp massage is good too

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47136034
>No depressed tomboy chesh to drink with
Feels bad man

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47136465
Why would a monstergirl be depressed? Monstergirls are happy girls.

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>>47136543
To be sad with her until we become happy together

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136543
no bf

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out hunter, it's the savage Deviljho! She'll eat you alive!

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Woe be upon you, the Morgan Freeman potion.

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>>47136698
hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

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>>47136698
>be in a bar
>get offered drink by Toad girl
>"Oh neat, what is it?"
>raise glass to lips and start drinking
>she smiles
>"It's alcohol made out of mucus-"
>spit the drink all over her
>run outside and vomit on the grass
>leave town and never go near fr*gs again
Why are monsters so disgusting? They would literally put your cum on a slice of bread like a spread and then eat it and go "mmm yummy yummy in my tummy". They are fucking gross.

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>>47136728
i have bad news for your about eggs, milk and honey

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Kikis

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[Anonymous No.]

You should've never tried to invade Wonderland

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>>47136249
what's their specialties travel guide-anon, what should i look out for

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>>47136811
where do i enlist to invade wonderland, there are probably WMDs in those rabbit holes.

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>>47136811
>suddenly a catgirl rubbing her pussy on the back of your head

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>>47136741
kek

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>>47136698
Not going to lie I love alcohol, would love to taste all the different kinds monsters would make. And yes I am reinforcing stereotypes about my country and drunk right now.

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>>47136728
As an eel feeler I'm personally offended.

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>>47136778
I would take in a Chesh in distress

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>>47136975
all i got is cat in a hat, chesh in a dress and big titty kitty

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>>47136821
Tsurara-chan owns a dive bar in the rough part of Winterstown - Frostbite - she'll serve you dry beer and freshly prepared bar sushi, just watch out for bar brawls and flying icicles

Ice Queen runs an upscale restaurant near her palace where you have to wear nice (winter) clothes and reserve a table weeks ahead, her Glacies chefs specialize in seafood paired with the finest wines in Winterstown

Glacies wants to get out of the fast paced, long hours of Ice Queen's restaurant and start her own hot cocoa stand, she just needs a loving husband to support her dream

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>>47136728
It’s not just made out of mucus you nob slobbering wuss. Given its similarity to absinthe it’s likely got the heavy taste of wormwood and anise with a thickener.

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>>47136975
I'd take a Chesh to the trash.

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>>47136975
Congratulations, you just became her gaping partner

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>>47136986
>overly elegant high class sushi
i fold immediately, sign me up for the deluxe vacation bundle mister travel guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136897
Are you french?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm telling the autismwan I quit...

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>>47136811
Gore posting?

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>>47137007
anon i can see her vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>47137030
>hey this slave stuff is kind of lame, i quit
desert kingdom in shambles, no recourse

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>>47136897
a month long, cross country, drinking tour experiencing all the mon liqueurs would be amazing, you could settle down near best drink you find at the end of the tour. also do not worry anon, drinking is fun and good

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>>47137016
>>47136986
also, formal royal aesthetics are beyond perfection, it is of no doubt

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>>47136897
Based, same here. So many new thing to discover and so much to share from here too

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>>47136811
What happened to his eyes, I'm scared

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>>47137056
It's a rare treat when the proprietress makes a trip to the dining room, but she always steals the show with her extravagant ice dresses and singing voice

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>>47136102
i would play autistic board games about economy and railway infrastructure with the tismdog

[Anonymous No.]

crotch mofu...

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>>47137125
dont post it youll get banned

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>>47137128
Big hag is watching us...

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>>47137125
Will be shaved

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>>47137095
what are the motels and attractions like in winterstown? as much as i love good food you can't just eat all vacation

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>>47137125
>>47137128
>a thin strip of vulva hugging fabric is fine
>being able to see nothing but hair is bannable
Truly the enforcement of rules is an enigma.

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>>47137133
i certainly hope hags are watching

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>>47137158
don't worry about it

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>>47137035
no you cant

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>>47137149
Enjoy Winterstown's co-ed hot springs, yes yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47137149
>what are the motels and attractions like in winterstown?
Seeing all the Snowubises

[Anonymous No.]

>>47137172
her vulva is right there

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>>47137206
That's her anus you dip

[Anonymous No.]

Going to travel to Winterstown in hopes of seeing the bottom heavy Tsurara or Ice Queen lolis.

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>>47137215
anus is not that low or wide

[Anonymous No.]

Move to hagville before hagville moves to you

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>>47137236
...Or else a hag will come and drink a futa potion

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>>47137236
they'll never make it past the quarantine zone surrounding the city

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>>47137266
Let me know if you hear heavy breathing on your window.

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>>47137272
that's just ms hebi. she does that

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the ninja villages are like in MGE

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>>47137315
they do tours to the secret hidden villages

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>>47137319
not very fucking hidden is it then?

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>>47137323
the promotional advertisements stress how hidden it is. and secret.

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>>47137339
I dont see how secret it could be unless the villiage is called hotel california and only the tour guide knows the route

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>>47137236
Sure, the rent is cheap and the neighbours are extremely friendly

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>>47137354
I love fat danuki hags

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>>47137354
I wouldn't mind having some hag friends and even having some recreational sex with them from time to time

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>>47137369
tidders

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>>47137369
I hope you don't mind them recreationaly getting pregnant and recreationaly giving birth to your children

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>>47137375
Hag saggers are very powerful

[Anonymous No.]

My adventuring companion keeps seducing me with her battle thong and huge brown child ass, and has no idea she's doing that. She's already perfect as she is and doesn't need correction, but she does need rape.

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>>47137389
Recreational childbearing sounds like an expensive hobby

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>>47137063
>Akana-sake
>A type of sake derived from rice and the poison of an Oomukade. While typically delivered through their mouth, maxillipeds, or tail the combination of the liquor and poison will cause extreme pleasure for the man, particularly on his tongue.
>Due to this, his tongue will seem to grow in length ( hence the name of the drink ) though this is simply it swelling. The pleasure will be like a throbbing burning, and upon spotting the monster who served him, the man will be driven mad to compulsively lick at her poison glands and wrapping his tongue around hers.
>It's not uncommon in the rare occurrence of an Oomkuade in disguise to slip such a poison into the drink of a man who strikes her fancy, only for her glamor to fade once he begins to ravish her with his tongue like a beast in heat
>Because of the difference in individuals, it may take a larger dose than normal for the poison to take effect, so it is not unknown for a couple to spend the night leisurely drinking before they end the night with an intense cuddling and kissing session, ultimately leading to passionate sex

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>>47137424
ultimately it's pretty unlikely so you're encouraged to nut recklessly as much as you want

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>>47137424
Expensive? Nah, MGE is practically post-scarcity with the way mamonobama works. Eating food alone is pretty much just a recreational activity instead of a need.

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>>47137424
Wait until you hear about competitive childbearing.

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>>47137448
demonlords had it on lock several hundred years and counting

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>>47137448
How does that work?
Like how is it scored?

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>>47137451
I wonder, is the key to completing the great spell for birthing sons just making more lims with all the lim daughters? They have a lot of magic potential after all.

Start impregnating lims.

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>>47137462
There is no great spell.

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>>47137461
One point per child. There are separate leaderboards between species of coursea as well as a global leaderboard.

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>>47137462
>date loli Lilim
>she wants you to meet her parents
>when you visit her home you discover she's the youngest daugter in the family and there's 90+ older sisters visiting home at the same time you're there
>half of them are doting on her like crazy, and the other half are seething when the youngest sister in single digits already has a man when they're still single at hundreds or thousands of years old

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>>47137354
Rent? Just sit in a cardboard box with "free to a good home" written on it and look sad. You'll get a free house (and wife) within an hour.

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>>47137507
i'd take some lim twins off the DLs hands

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>When the lamia that attempts to seduce you has an ugly tail pattern

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>>47137462
I refuse. I don't like Lilims. Never have never will.

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>>47137507
>a heard of limmings run to the door to see the new boy
it's too much attention

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>>47137621
>a heard of limmings
...

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>>47137648
gonna mispel evry wort to anoy miss Haku!

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>>47137648
cause they're so loud and stuff

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>>47137186
co-ed? seems a little dangerous anon

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>>47137672
You're going to make her blackout from too much drinking anon...

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Succubusses that pant and moan and eep out, begging you to stop as you grope their fat tits from behind and tweak and pinch their nipples while grinding your crotch against her ass

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This I swear, I will out-drink the Oni.

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>>47137507
This lim aversion needs to end, for the betterment of everyone.

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>>47137728
But I dont want a lim, I just want a nice low-to-mid level kot

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>>47137753
Don't worry, you can have your kot too.

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Lims are scary

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>>47137768
You WILL fuck the lim

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>>47137768
why do you think they are scary

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I'm gonna be honest if portals opened and they aren't as perfect as they are in MGE I'd probably heavily resent them coming in, taking over my town, city or country and making me follow their dumb rules. Hell, I'd probably start hating them even if they WERE as perfect as MGE ones. Especially if they were Undead, they seem like the worst to actually live around.

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>>47137728
I wouldn't call it an aversion, they're just prime bully material

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>>47137796
What do you mean specifically by not as perfect?

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>>47137786
Lilims are way too out of the league of people who post here, they wouldn't see the point of even talking to us.

>>47137791
NTA but the power they have, the fact that you basically can't do anything if you disagree with one puts me in a state of unease. With a Lilim it feels like it's either their way or the highway which I'm not a fan of.

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>>47137807
Lims are going to start using eros agents to get husbands because of this way of thinking. Literally every man says "she's too good for me" and she's been alone for several hundred years and is TIRED OF IT

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>>47137805
>Being utterly benevolent, absolutely zero ulterior motives so no worries of being betrayed in any shape or form
>Will let you live almost completely the same as you did when humans were in charge, just with less bullshit in the way
>Won't operate like some Big Brother type of deal either, unless you do dumb shit like try to kill people you can have complete privacy and won't have to worry about being punished for wrongthink
>Pure love for humans, can completely let your guard down without thinking you'll have something tossed back in your face during an argument with MGE girls because you told them something deeply personal about yourself to them in an emotional moment
>VERY IMPORTANT: Won't do shit like eat you for arbitrary reasons or drain your soul
Just a few examples of why MGE girls are the perfect example of monsters.

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>>47137786
Too important, powerful, and in the spotlight for me. I think I'll ask that succ at the bakery out instead.

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>>47137807
Despite the memes that people post here, Lilims are supposed to be strong rulers for those who faover them and a force of nature for those who woul want to go against them. The fact that their power is so high is a feature of the lims, and i personally really like that. A strong ruler needs to inpire respect form their allies and enemies alike.

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>>47137822
That's not even a Lilim in the picture, it's a normal Succ. Besides, there's not that many Lilims to begin with, they'd find some top brass son of a world leader or some shit, not some loser that posts inflammatory comments online and works a low-mid level job

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>>47137836
Did you read the profiles or the books?

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>>47137845
Yes, which is why these are the examples I provided.
>no oppression
>no worry of being cheated on
>none of the flaws of 3dpd shit
>no worry of being eaten or killed during/after sex
>no worry of being betrayed
>won't take over your community and undermine it to suit their goals, just want everyone to live in peace
>also have lots of lovey dovey sex

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>>47137807
that's the best part anon, i wouldn't mind be the subservient househusband to a lilim

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>>47137836
truth, it's hard to imagine a less oppressive takeover

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>>47137836
yeah

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>>47137840
>>47137861
Eh, just a bit ambivalent with a person that can erase me in an instant if I disagreed with her or something. It's why I don't like Superman, like sure you can act as nice and polite as you want but I'm still not trusting you.

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>>47137875
>you can't just hug me into compliance
quote from a man soon to be hugged into compliance

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>>47137886
>erase me
Most things in the MGE universe could erase you if they wanted to. It's kinda the point that they won't.

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>>47137886
you need to fight the power less anon, it also means that she can take care of you with all that power

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>>47137909
Yeah and I'd be scared living around most MGE girls, still would rater have them than 100% of any other monster girl setting running around after portals open.

>>47137918
Ehhh, I just don't know anon. I feel that if I can't trust myself with that kind of power I dunno about trusting other people with it. Like yeah, Lilims are nice girls but if I heard one was coming to my city I'd be fucking out of there the second I could.

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>>47137648
It's a pun on lemmings, but Lims. I think?

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Lims cannot seduce me. I'm too dense, all her attempts will simply be written off as her being polite!

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>>47137952
Even when she finally snaps and kisses you on the lips, and puts her tongue into your mouth? Can you really deny such a straight-forward declaration of love and pretend it's just politeness?

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>>47137970
She obviously tripped on something, so clumsy! Thankfully it doesn't count if it's an accident, so she can still give the guy she likes her first kiss when she finds one!

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>>47137973
If you act too dense she's just going to give up on the courting and skip straight to putting your penis in her vagoo.

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>>47137970
monsters often have unusual customs. it's important to be open-minded about it

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl gang wars

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>>47137890
i would simply cover every inch of my body in spikes, they wont get me

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>>47138000
ms slime don't care

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>>47138000
This would not stop a slime.

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>>47137934
thats the dynamic that drew me to mge stuff in the first place, the shift from top of the food chain to second, the fear/anticipation of being snatched up by a monster girl with the power to obliterate you but benevolent enough to not hurt you (aside from strangling hugs)

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>>47137981
She's very clumsy. It's weird how she managed to trip in a way that took off both of our clothes. Even weirder that she landed directly on my lap and that she keeps falling despite her repeated attempts to get up. Maybe I should take her to the doctor. Something might be wrong with her legs.

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>>47138011
salt and red pepper covered spikes, and lead armour. i will be untouchable.

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>>47137981
Courting? Nah, Anon! She's just being friendly. I mean come on, I'm certainly no catch, she could do a lot better!

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>>47138000
>i would simply cover every inch of my body in spikes
Oh, how forward!

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>>47138028
Doesn't matter, married by monster law now.

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>>47138035
defeated by monster girl tricks again...

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>>47137861
That's lame, a powerful monster being subservient to you is where it's at.

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>>47138038
>Get married to a Demon, absolutely hate her for tricking me into leaving my home during the invasion and getting married to some bitch that likely just wanted an easy catch
>Decide to challenge the marriage in court to get the contract nullified
>Judge is her mom
>Your lawyer is her sister
fug

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>>47138054
Why are you so angry about a supermodel who undeniably loves you?

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>>47138038
Oh. She wants to do that pyrow friend marriage trend stuff? I'd be worried other people would get the wrong idea and she'd have trouble getting a boyfriend, but if she really want to, I'd be happy to go along with it.

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>>47138052
both are good, they can exist under the same heavens

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>>47138060
I don't believe her and I don't like being forced to do things by people I don't know when the thing I'm doing is working just fine.

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>>47138060
its another layer of scheming, during the trial the demon will be the only one protecting anon from her family, tricking him into falling in love with her.
or alternatively, if he manages to outlegal the demon family, it just makes him a more suitable partner

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>>47138083
and that's why the good lord invented mindbreak

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>>47138099
over my dead body.

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if i were in the mg universe, i think i would be more interested in the magic than the monster girls, they can stay away from me until after i unlock the arcane secrets of the universe

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138104
over your broken mind*

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>>47138107
>he doesn't know
Have fun getting hit on by your elementals now

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>>47138119
only accepting flirtations from the girls who can break through my magical wards and shatter my combat magics, and only because then I can learn more powerful magic from them

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>>47138125
>only accepting flirtations from the girls who can break through my magical wards and shatter my combat magics
Anon, they were there when you tapped into the magics...
They can slip right through your every defense!

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>>47138118
By technicality to perform such a change in the mind is tantamount to killing the person you're changing and replacing them with a different being sharing their name thus making me the victor. Stupid demons! Shows them for trying to make me happy!

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>>47138128
id be screwed unless i ran fast enough, wouldn't i.
>the secrets of the universe for me to learn
>wont have time to learn them because wife demands affection

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>>47138151
>id be screwed unless i ran fast enough, wouldn't i.
Anon, they can fly. You're getting Elemental'd and you're gonna enjoy your life of learning the secrets of the world with them and there's nothing you can say otherwise!

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>>47138140
assuming you'd have the will to fight against their charm and not be lulled into accepting her love, enjoy your wife and Stockholm syndrome anon

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>>47138165
I would serve her divorce papers every single day until she finally takes the hint

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>>47138162
THEY CAN? nevermind i fold immediately, do they have wings though?

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>>47138174
you would learn to be happy after the first month, human minds are very adaptable after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138178
No need, dummy. They use the very mana in the air to fly around as naturally as a man can breathe!

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>>47138187
i love a story with a happy ending

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>>47138187
>>47138209
Brave that she thinks I won't run before the first week is over and carve those accursed sigils of hers out of my skin
Whatever the hell a "hubby" is I want no part in it!

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Why are vampires so edgy and theatrical?

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>>47138233
They don't have much else going for them since they're just zombies crossbred with mosquitoes.

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>>47138233
They're losers, just like the fag that posted this image.

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>>47138214
you can run anon, she will catch you and bring you back home

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138233
to be fair pipe organs are really cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138209
smugly satisfied demon and anon who stops fighting his fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138233
Undead don't age. So vampires never grow out of their edgey chunni phase.

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>>47138195
but consider this, wings are hot and comfortable to be held by

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138280
imagine getting a cute vampire wife and she makes you dress up in knight armour and pretend to be hunted by her while she says edgy one liners and laughs like a Hollywood villain when she catches and bites you on the neck

[Anonymous No.]

>Ride wife
>Life good
>Wife ride back
>Cum inside wife
>Wife now pregnant
>Life better

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138315
>wife expands staff
>wife rampages through the heavenly court
>wife steals the peach of immortality
>wife rampages through the underworld
what now, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138327
cum in wife
again

[Anonymous No.]

worm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138283
>so called free men when wing burrito'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138335
>wife sealed by Buddha

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138348
preening through soft sensitive feathers and hearing her try to hold in moans, imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138348
I would live in my waifus wings

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>>47138382
SMACK
SMACK

[Anonymous No.]

currently a ball of self hate and anxiety. i am banshee bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138428
banshees are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138451
Runny mascara...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138489
I bet they cry during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138493
I don't know if I could fuck a monster girl while she was crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138493
That's their main thing yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138499
i would be crying too, so its a draw

[Anonymous No.]

I want to domestically abuse a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138499
It's happy tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138577
get a redcap

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6b3i1cT1c

[Anonymous No.]

It's kind of sad that amazons are so bad at cooking that they have to kidnap and force someone else to do it

[Anonymous No.]

Not enough geizahs in this thread

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>>47138577
Get a monstergirl where that's her fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138577
Umi Osho wants to know your location.
>>47138591
?

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>>47138596
Holy shit fuck off you cringe motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138600
No. She can't like it, that's the point.

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>>47138577
>>47138591
>>47138600
twisting her nipples and spanking her vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138616
That's gonna be a pretty hard sell bro. Even if it isn't her fetish when you meet her, she'll quickly mold to your desires and it will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138606
it's domestic abuse but you both get to participate

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138616
>She can't like it
You'll never know she does. Wanting anything else is asking for the impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138451
>>47138489
Mascara running down a loli Banshee's face when she's making teary-eyed orgasm faces and getting her fat ass fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138617
Do you think you could make a monstergirl cum just from smacking her pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138661
The better question is what monstergirl wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138627
She surely wouldn't enjoy seeing the person she loves becoming abusive and hateful and violent towards her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138668
You think most monstergirls would get off on having their vags spanked red? I dunno, maybe that would be more select girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138675
ms slime likes it when you choke her like a human girl. she makes the gurgling noises and everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138684
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138677
Most bottom mgs would get off of it with some training. You start by edging her and forcing her to finish with a slap, and then she'll slowly come to expect and enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138731
Really? Even these monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138731
Classic /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138707
thats kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138677
imagine mind breaking smug girls by spanking on puffy pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138735
Yeah *kicks them*

[Anonymous No.]

fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138677
All monster girls are quick shot coomers, trust me dude just walk right up to that Manticore, pull whatever nonsense bottom clothing she’s got off, and start smacking, it’s that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138746
>kinda
I'm so washed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138748
imagine the jiggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138735
A fearsome duel! Who will win Anon's heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138787
Just grab them both and walk away, one under each arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138767
>quickshot coomers
>SMACK
>cums
>SMACK
>cums again
repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138767
>>47138804
>cumming with every slap until she's too tender and it stings too much to keep going
Girls most susceptible; Ocelomehs, Jinkos, Griffons. Basically any girls with cat in them.

[Anonymous No.]

"I never thought I'd die like this... But I'd always really hoped."

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't have a slime suit
lame

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138864
Tell me about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138875
they're always taller than i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138875
I want to marry one.

I want to be pinned against the wall by her rear end, crotch and/or face.
I want to ride her like a horse.
I want to hold her hands.
I want to make her a proud mother.
I want pet all her horse parts.
I want to kiss her every at every hour.
I want to cuddle with her.
And that's just a fraction of what I want to do with a centaur wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138767
What's a coomer?

[Anonymous No.]

A Rich Monster at the hag bar talking about how she despises lewdness and is far more proper than to ever be lewd herself. She covers herself up and acts really smug about her etiquette.

What must be done about her anon? What's the right thing to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138901
mind my own business, i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138901
Forcibly lewd her
>Strip off her fancy dress
>Carry her off to my car
>Fuck her in the backseat
>Marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138901
Rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47135556
>>47135560
Why is it so hard to sneak up on Anubis wombs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138945
Because they are always on high alert?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll climb a tree and wait until a Hellhound walks below. Then, when she least expects it, I'll jump down and tackle her and say "Got you!"
She won't know how to come back to that when she's laying helplessly face down on the grass.

[Anonymous No.]

You will be tricked by fox
It won't even be a clever trick, it will be something like you drinking a drink she gave you even though it still has the "Aphrodisiac" sticker still on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139049
I'd offer her a sip.

[Anonymous No.]

Most Monsters don't even answer you when you ask them if they'd like to go on a date, they just straight up rape you on the spot. I wish Monsters were more willing to do lovey dovey stuff like go on dates...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139100
Stop asking hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>47137424
Wrong, el friendo. Did you know that monster babies are so inexpensive that they can easily survive for years on things like: rubbish, glue traps, and the screams of exterminators?

[Anonymous No.]

>Answer an ad looking for a 5th person for a boardgames and RPGs group.
>Find out it's 4 anubises.
>That's cool. You're a dog lover.
>All they want to do is play Twilight Imperium complexity board games or WORSE.
>Suggest sex.
>They like you and agree.
>Just one more board game first.
>Fine, whatever.
>One of them pulls out The Campaign for North Africa: The Desert War 1940 - 1943.
>All of them look at you with the same smirk.
Why? Why are they like this?

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4815/the-campaign-for-north-africa-the-desert-war-1940

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139181
Surely one of them is romantic, the 7th one you ask is gotta be the one

[Anonymous No.]

>>47137807
>With a monster it feels like it's either their way or the highway which I'm not a fan of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136249
Ice girls are so pretty
They're intimidating, though. I don't think I'd be able to muster the courage to go talk to one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47137981
>skipping the battleshit phase of the courtship
Some of us like traditional methods of courting, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139233
That's because we're all fantasizing about the absolute most Flanderized versions of already niche monster personalities.
>See cute succ.
>Look away nervously when you realize she's looking at you.
>She walks up to you and asks you for coffee.
>Perfectly normal coffee date.
>Meet up a few days later for dinner.
>The next weekend, you two have a picnic date at the park.
>A butterfly lands on her nose and you take a picture of it.
>It's all so cute.
>Think you might be starting to fall in love.
Boom. And LOTS of mamono do this. It's just not as exciting to write about as a Hellwan hopping on board the city bus, grabbing her choice of single male, and carting him off back to her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>get wounded by bandits while traveling the road
>get thoroughly beaten up and everything stolen, stabbed in the guts multiple times
>only barely manage to run away into the woods
>fall down after becoming too fatigued and lightheaded from the blood loss, have to try crawling now, in between clutching the wounds to prevent entrails from spilling out the gnashes
>hope and pray to every god there is to send some help, keep muttering a wish over and over again for some Monster to show up
>Monsters are nice, they always help humans
>suddenly, a spark of hope, footsteps nearby, and they sound heavy unlike human footsteps
>a Monster!
>...
>mfw it's a fucking Dragon
>weakly beg her for help, cry that I'm dying
>she goes "Yeah, well humans die all the time. Not my problem. At least your troubles will be over."
>she just walks on by and leaves me for dead
>slowly bleed out and perish knowing that my last chance for survival was blown all because a Dragon was too prideful to help a "lesser being"
They really are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138875
Fucking her gigantic pussy is slightly better than not having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139335
Now you and your new wisp wife can haunt her ass for the next century.

[Anonymous No.]

>47139335
Rage bait. Any dragon worth her salt would bandage him up, take him to her lair to heal, and then dote on him until he falls in love all while being tsundere AS FUCK about it the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139269
>Ice girls are so pretty
True. Ice Queens are my favourite ice girl, they're one those races where the profile girl is 11/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139380
No they wouldn't, Dragons are mean and vile, uncaring creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139403
I think you're confusing dragons with YOUR MOM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139409
hah gottem

[Anonymous No.]

If Eros was real I'd probably be her first failed case. Hopefully she wouldn't be too mad at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139380
It surely does feel like someone is on a campaign to slander dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139450
She would just send waves upon waves of cupids at you until you are fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139458
I want to rub her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139460
Nah, I dunno if I can even be fixed unless you replace my whole brain. If my ex is right I think I might be a psychopath and I dunno if monster girls want that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139269
Imagine getting your tongue stuck in her butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139496
Trash art. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139510
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139294
>literal sex fiend stages romantic comedy events instead of actually having sex
It’s as disappointing as a hooker deciding to pick you some blueberries instead of sucking you off behind a gas station.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139514
>too squeamish to accept a double dog dare
Notafinger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139534
>entering MGE discussions without reading the setting
Anon, Succs are known romantics that will do everything to charm a man and make him comfortable before the sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139613
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139630
>succ does the typical seductress routine
meh
>succ is a clumsy dork who is super vanilla and wants to go on dates
would marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139630
>>47139641
>succ that wants to hold hands and bury her face in your hcest

[Anonymous No.]

Some people here would really let a stinky Zombie sleep in their bed with them. Sure, you can make them take a bath to clean up, but they're still gonna smell like a corpse! I don't know how you could stand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139650
>hug succ
>she rubs her face on your chest in happiness
>lean into her pointy ear
>whisper "You're so cute..."
>she insta nose bleeds and passes out with a smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139534
>Whore takes you on a date
>Picks blueberries with you
>Makes a blueberry pie (your favorite)
>Sucks your dick until your balls are empty
I mean, it takes longer than usual, but they're really just assuring an enjoyable experience.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub a succ in the middle of her back between her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139510
It’s the perfect method to avoid the potential discomfort of engaging in a nerve wracking conversation!
>M: Uooouh! Why did you jam your tongue in my ass?
>H: mmmph mhhhph mhppp
>M: What? I can’t understand what you’re saying.
>H: mmmph hmmm mmmph
>M: . . .
>M: H-h-h-h-how about those Boy Stealers? T-t-they m-might make the playoffs this year.
>H: mmmph phmmmmuph mmmhp
>M: Ah?!
>H: mmmhp mmmph mmnnnph
>M: N-n-nice cold weather we have today, don’t we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138336
Worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139707
the succ has many weakpoints

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139713
>on the back between the wings
>the wings themselves
>her long ears
>the tip of her tail
>the rest of her tail
>her ass
>her nipples
>the entirety of her breasts
>obviously her squishy area between the legs
>her belly
>her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139713
>the succ has many weakpoints
haha that's surely a myth
>check the succ chart
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139728
>encounter a smug succ attempting to seduce you
>literally just hug her and she collapses into your arms as orgasmic jello

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139613
>insisting on being a clumsy retard instead of unilaterally applying extreme levels of charm and sex magic is the superior monster approach
Non-XXX rated romantic comedies were a mistake, Order-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139728
>nape, clavicle, and thighs not marked on the succuchart
what patch was this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139744
There is not enough space to list all of the succ weakspots, so you will have to make do with the abbreviated version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139691
>monsters don’t care about your blueberry allergy
>monsters are slower and less forward than human whores
What a glowing recommendation…for humans. Thanks, Order Gang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139781
>>monsters don’t care about your blueberry allergy
Why would they? Their mere contact will slowly heal you of your affliction.

[Anonymous No.]

Foul Tarnished, smold'ring with thy meager flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136811
This is why I prefer going to Shinto shrines instead. Fuck Wonderland and everything there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139749
>There is not enough space to list all of the succ weakspots
>buy the uncensored succuchart
>looks like someone dragged a big highlighter across it
>sticky note attached to chart says "weak spot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139798
I want to feel her fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47137035
It's almost a partial asshole.
You're a complete asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139809
ligma

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139788
I’ll stop being contrary, if only for this post. If actual human hookers loudly yell “Hey! You want some hot pussy?” or suggest fucking on a filthy alley mattress, within seconds of seeing me, when I stop at a gas station…it’s reasonable to expect monsters to step up their game. That’s the point I was making.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47139826
Really? I'd say monstergirls doing the exact same thing as a hooker automatically puts the monstergirls over the hooker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139726
>>47139728
You fools, succs will reverse engineer these weakness charts for human boys. We never stood a chance, this is mutually assured desucction

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139861
>insert human benis into succ vegana
>both immediately cum and collapse into each other
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139861
Anons weak point: smiling at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139335
>dragon walks away
>ShitAnon dies
>no wights or undead or necromancers come
>decomposes
>grows from a random Liliraune seed
>years later Dragon walks past again
>"Yep, I always knew you were some kind of Alp Faggot, we mighty dragons can always tell."

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139826
but when the lava golem says it she has no ulterior motives

[Anonymous No.]

You know the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139801
Was it a blue highlighter or a demon? Same (many) weaknesses either way though, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139874
I play my get out of jail card

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139869
Well yeah, that and eye contact. It really isn't fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139876
succs get pink highlighter and demons get blue highlighter
and yes, they have the same weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139861
This is fine. Lovingly destroying my succ wife in bed while she lovingly destroys me back is the best. Last one to pass out has to pull up the blankeeys.

[Anonymous No.]

Careful, Anons. Miss Succ is about to learn SECRET TECHNIQUES to make her INVINCIBLE in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139880
Monster hags are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139880
honk honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139890
Or she's about to get suplexed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139890
>miss succ says she learned some new...seductive moves
>you're curious, you enter her bedroom and sit on the bed
>see her succ friend in a corner in a suit and with a mic
>what the fu-
>"AND THE SUCCANATOR COMES IN WITH THE CHAIR!!!!"
>last thing you see is miss succ wielding a foldable chair towards you with an "Eiii....!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139872
Fair.
>>47139852
Well yeah. But sex monsters insisting on playing out scenes from a romantic comedy is a bizarre notion. I met 2 women who decided to literally piss in front of me, mid-conversation and upon meeting me for the first time, this week alone. The one with underwear wasn’t even a hooker. For the record, this shit randomly happened and was not sought out. Also: I didn’t in either case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139909
what
what the fuck kind of places are you hanging around bro
youre attractive or rich arent you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139904
i thought i had at least a 33 & 1/3 chance of winning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139909
Where the fuck do you live that you meet people like this? Somalia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139496
>"Hmmmm... Drowners, has to be."

[Anonymous No.]

TONIGHT YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrows get frustrated when you don't have sex with them or pick up on their hints.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a malef will make you into her favorite, nighttime body pillow.
You have no say in the matter except for where you stop at for food on the flight to her lair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139950
Frustrating just one isn't a big deal, frustrating a gang of them on a train might end poorly for anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139927
The land of the free etc.
>>47139911
I live here, simply enough. Sometimes the gunshots start before 5pm. Once I literally saw two pimps squaring up in the old fashioned ‘put up your dukes’ stance you see in movies sometimes. To make it even weirder…Some guy in a hatchback, slightly too small for him, drove by and slowed. The confusion in his eyes as he looked at the scene then at me, another random passerby, was visceral. I shrugged in confusion at him, but it felt like we had a goddamn telepathic link of “wtf is this?” No to both questions btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139981
Nice blog, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139992
Can’t argue with those trips, you god amongst cockgurglers. Back to monsters, motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>be out late in the dark of the night walking back home to your apartment after a cigarette/beer run to the gas station
>suddenly as you're walking you look ahead and see this strange goth looking girl leaning against the wall at the next corner
>she chuckles and looks at you
>"Hey big guy, you sure you should be walking around this late all by yourself?"
>you stop and raise your eyebrow at her
>she smirks and comes closer
>"You know what they say about the night..."
>she leans in and shows your her fangs that look like they could poke right through your bones
>"...it's when the Vampires come out to feed."
>she gives you this taunting look, as if she's daring you to try running when you know she could catch you easily
How do you get out of this situation and save yourself from getting eaten by a Vampire anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47136811
Hahaha! Good thing I'm an Air force pilot in my $90 million dollar multirole stealth combat aircraft!!! Being in the air force is great as I fly thousands of feet above the ground and no stinking monster has an air force or air defense themselves. Oh and we even got drones too-

Whaa- What!? What do you mean our drone aircraft just "monsterized" and became monster girls too!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139981
You sound like those blacks that come from the most garbage ghettos

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140013
>trips
Oh so you're a blogfaggot AND a newnigger, nice. Lurk more before posting.

>>47140023
Not a monster girl image, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140022
Yeah okay edgelord, take your meds. Keep walking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140022
>smoking
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140022
>Hand her a beer
>Drop some change down her blouse
>"God bless. They have turkey at the local camp on Thursdays, by the way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140022
Grab her tit. It's the last thing she'd expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139946
Getting all the pets? Hell yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140022
Simply offer to let the Vampire suck on my blood in exchange for her letting me suck on something of hers as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140024
Your syntax and grammar are shoddy, and this is a Lithuanian pastry bulletin board. No one cares in either case. Back to monsters, dumbass.
>>47140027
Sure. If only so I can give your dear sweet mother your regards. She’s very proud of you btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140074
Reddit reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139946

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140131
>hellhound orders icecream
>it all immediately melts as soon as she takes it

[Anonymous No.]

The gentle warmth of a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139877
Miss Holst plays her 'Community Chest' card.

[Anonymous No.]

What has more yandere energy? Loli hebi or hag hebi?

[Anonymous No.]

It is perfectly normal for your 10 year old oni little sister to be twice your height even if you are 18 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140233
A hag would be far more desperate, but the loli will have that teenage hormonal sex drive.

[Anonymous No.]

It is perfectly normal for your 10 year old oni little sister to be much taller than you even if you are 18 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140263
But does she still want upsies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140322
If by upsies you mean your meat up her uterus then yes, she still wants upsies

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140322
Yes. But it tends to mostly end up with her sitting on you or giving YOU the upsies.

[Anonymous No.]

Can mamono mana give me back my foreskin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140233
Desperation modifier on hags stacks without diminishing returns

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140233
>>47140261
It's a bimodal distribution. Hebi Yan peaks at the tenage years, but if they manage to survive without getting a husband the'll get used to it until the hag desperation(around 25 years old) starts kicking in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140022
>smoking
god, she's so cool...

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, monstergirls might be cool, but can they drive manual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140742
I feel safe leaving my car parked in a Hellhound neighborhood. Though that isn't to say they won't be hanging around on it waiting for me to get back and ask me if they can have rides, and they aren't referring to the car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140742
Manual is not the norm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140828
In the medieval fantasy world of the MGE? I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140022
I give her my blood if i get to eat her out
Fair trade no?

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47140904
If you don't mind lapping 2 liters of femcum from in between her legs for the next hour after being drained of an equal ammount of blood then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47138899
Word used as replacement for cum-brain, used to describe a masturbation and sex addict but now its just another word for horny because people kept using the word in the wrong context

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139204
Twilight Imperium is not that complex anon, neither are the 18XX series games. Should've just took the normal romance route instead of trying to cheat and shortcut your way into their panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47139204
>pulls out some obscure board game
>proceeds to pretend in his post like he's not some huge nerd.
Man, the tsundere levels in this thread are reaching critical levels.

[Anonymous No.]

"I've... cleaned things you people would not believe.
Shog stains on fire off the edge of the drier.
I've washed semen out of jeans using wurmium bicornate.
All that cleaning will be for naught, in time,
when my daughters friends comes to play.
Time... to cry."

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141286
I also spilled some of that blueberry jam on the white carpet, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141286
She needs to look on the bright side. At least she has a loving husband who gave her daughters, and her daughters have friends that like her enough to play at her house.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki with small-medium breasts is kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141495
That was the wrong image I meant to use, but I'm keeping it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141495
>medium breasts with sensitive nipples > anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141495
No, that implies she is a poor cook. Miss Kiki needs to visually demonstrate her mastery of the kitchen with every jiggly step she takes.
And mastery of the bedroom with every jiggly rocking motion she takes on top of me. Whar dommy mommy Kiki, Whar!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141495
What happens when Miss Kiki grew up with Chesh friends.
>Oh, no!
>She's cringe AF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141516
I disagree. Small-medium breasts implies young and fertile. Late-teen, early twenties; and it embodies the image of purity. Granted, all monsters are pure before marriage, but it's the ascetic of purity I mean here.

>>47141516
The appeal is when you see her develop before your eyes and gain a more mature form as the years pass and the number of children increase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141531
I won't argue with you--your desires are valid and make sense!
However, I need dommy mommy BADLY and that's a totally different direction. It's one reason I'm generally not super-into kikis--they're one of the top pure, innocent mamono, and I just want something vaguely scary and controlling.
TL; DR--I would hire a yan-looking spider or snek in a meido outfit to "cleean my house" and be totally okay with getting plapped 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting on 4mon and make me more hot pockets kiki>>47141544

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting on 4mon and make me more hot pockets kik

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141524
I will hire a kiki and a chesh, both from the maid academy. It will be glorious

[Anonymous No.]

would you sex an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141678
No, I don't fuck men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141678
No but he can sit in the corner and watch while I fuck his demon mom/sisters. Alps love that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141678
Probably. Gotta say no homo though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141678
Of course. I need someone who'd be good at pegging me while calling me Mommy's Good Boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141713
>>47141777
>>47141823
>>47141838
very diverse cast of responses, from completely anti-alpsex to pro-alpsex

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141286
>Maid runner

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141286
Wait, kiki don't like cleaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141854
That last one is the alp though, they’re like fairies if you don’t shit the windows tight enough they sneak in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141854
That last one is the alp though, they’re like fairies if you don’t shut the windows tight enough they sneak in.

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>>47141678
No, for me alp are for gay peoples or trans, one turns into an alp and the other into a incubus. Bam problem solved. If you're hetero, you won't get an alp since it's just an succ but created from a man.

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>>47141678
I'd sex several

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>>47140972
I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141973
why is that anon

[Anonymous No.]

Premature ejaculating Alps with cute little boyclits

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142034
interesting interesting, *scribbles notes*

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters butt smells the nicest

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141927
Many mamono use this trick now.

[Anonymous No.]

how is this legal?

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere succubus
>she's your wife (you don't know that yet)
>she watches you sleep at night, in your room, in your bed, her face 1 inch from yours, staring at you without blinking for hours
>she cooks you food, made with "her love," a special ingredient

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142059
Canonically?

Dormouse and most alraunes and their subspecies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47141985
yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142128
Mamono law permits adoption of sexual and or romantic partners. All you need is to call your wife mommy in front of the court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142059
Fox

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>>47142238
This seems unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142119
>the confused small Bat girl mixed in the gaggle of small succs
cute, i'd take her and shoo all the other succs out of my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142249
Canid-type monster girls like having their butts sniffed as a form of greeting so they make sure they always smell nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142252
A fruit bat girl who is only submissive would be one of the best mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142266
Voted nicest smelling butt by readers of ass lovers magazine 5 years running

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry anon, but i regret to inform you that your favorite monstergirl writes recipe blogposts as a hobby,

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono spellcasters don't have to ask to be in your party. At high enough levels they just get a spell that lets them force-join.

[Anonymous No.]

getting hip-checked by a fairy

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>>47142521
I can live with that since it means she has a passion for cooking, which is cute in a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

New wife and daughter picture! Does your wife have any issues with normal everyday tasks?

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>>47142577
Oh no. Her sister is the one cooking. She just has a gift for writing overly long paragraphs that don't have abything to do with the subject matter.

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>>47142591
Ghost daughteru now?
>>47142658
Oh well, I can live with an autistic wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47142544
charisma is stored in the thighs

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>>47142521
>Miss Ushi's recipe blog
>Her recipes all start with building webs or snares and using them to catch prey animals.
>Then long, rambling stories about her "cute hubby" needing a heavy meal to keep his strength up.
>Pictures galore of her prepping meat to grill, or smoke, or smoke, then grill.
>Often with a bound man out of focus in the background.
>Last couple of pics always hubby webbed into a chair being handfed by his wife.
>Pretty solid bbq rubs and sauces, tho.

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>>47142591
>Does your wife have any issues with normal everyday tasks?
Anything that requires height would be a problem.

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>>47142591
shes too big to fit into normal halls and door ways that she has to crawl on the walls to fit get through, let alone stand fully in a room

[Anonymous No.]

Dead

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>>47143529
It's Midsummer eve. Pagan sex rituals are happening. HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>47143570
It's not much of a pagan sexual rite when it's considered a sport

[Anonymous No.]

>>47143570
Isn't that a brand of douche? I'm not sure this is a real holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47143805
>Monsters douche using semen
Hot. Wait, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Pocket sand but it’s fairy dust you blow in the hag’s eyes to stun her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch wights wrestle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47143964
This changes the hags size (and makes her more horny)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144017
Oh no!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144017
Please. A small hag I’ve been bullying for years isn’t going to suddenly become more dangerous when she’s nearly twice my height

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144017
It makes them meatier and burst through the little clothing that hags usually wear

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacle hugs.

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>>47143976
No anon, it’s a trap to lure you into a place where you can get grabbed by two oiled up wights!

[Anonymous No.]

If you marry a regular succ today she will be a hag in 500 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144171
Monster wrestling in a oil pit is something I would watch on TV

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>>47144206
>a oil pit
Angry Haku Noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144217
>Noises capitalised
Go home teacher cow your drunk

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>>47144087
Yukari is so fucking delicious, holy shit I would keep in a permanent state of pregnancy impregnating her as soon as she gives birth.

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>>47144330
>impregnating her as soon as she gives birth
There is usually a period after giving birth where a woman can't get pregnant for a while. The body gotta prepare for the next one after all.

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>>47144342
That doesn't mean I wont keep trying

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>>47144342
Monsters and youkai are built different.

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>>47144342
Yeah, but with Mamono that's like 75-90 minutes.

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>>47144330
I would do this with Hagville residents as community service

[Anonymous No.]

Giving piggyback rides to my tentacle little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144206
Every time there’s a match there’s always a chance some guy gets dragged in and leaves with two oiled up wives minimum

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>>47144489
>125 creampies
How many days of sex is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144694
After incubizing? Two, maybe three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144708
Yeah, Incubi can nut out their own body volume in a day with no ill effects. MAMONO MANA is weird.

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>>47144585
>Come home from mandatory manmono military service
>tentacle little sister is now tentacle big sister
>https://youtu.be/TE2RNtkS6wQ?si=oSp-wuUmdEYQIsBD&t=80
If you listen closely you can hear muffled 'onii-chan daisuki'

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144720
I don't want to incubize, I want to have sex while surpassing my human limitations through sheer will

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144858
>t. Anon gooning in his cuckshed, warded heavily to prevent mamono from ruining his "perfect edge"
No bullshit--Anon gets to just do this. Flawless victory on his part. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144882
>gooning in his cuckshed
What? what language is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144858
>surpassing my human limitations through sheer will
yes, that's called "incubizing"
read the lore

>>47144889
it's a forced meme from /v/ and /trash/, dont mind it, jusxt I&R

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[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about Late Night's tiny succubi, actually. They're very cute and I want a big ol' family of them as neighbors.
>tfw no tiny succubi family to show up to backyard grill-outs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47144997
You might outdrink a tiny oni if you're lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

It is getting increasingly difficult these days to find monstergirls that aren't from gacha or vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47145218
>know Degenbrecher is a strong knife designed to catch the enemies blade
>search it up, go to images
>page 1 is all this gacha slut
>page 2 has only 2 pictures of the actual knife, the rest is also this slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145273
holy milkers elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145310
the availability of elf milk has increased a lot over the last 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145356
I see the elves have entered direct competition with holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145277
Google knows your search history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145434
It literally doesn't, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145406
All monsters eventually tun into cows

[Anonymous No.]

I want my town to receive a large influx of immigrants from the Land of the Four Fiends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145465
Big thick tentacle hugs.

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[Anonymous No.]

wet tentacles all over my body

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145568
Bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes owe me sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145606
Anon be careful what you say in the open of you'll get mobbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145606
You will be repaid with interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145551
The better setting

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>>47145702
MGE is the only setting where monstergirls aren't all shitheads in my honest opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145732
Because you're boring

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>>47145702
newfag here, what is that setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145702
Then go to the /vg/ thread along with mick and other crossposting vermin, what's stopping you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145779
>Not wanting murderwhores makes you boring
Epic bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145702
>>47145654
Fiercely based. Become a snek's literal food for the day is one of the best outcomes you could ever hope for in a world of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145702
That's ISR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145786
MGQ
>>47145838
That opinion was previously expressed in this thread only by a literal subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145849
>That opinion was previously expressed in this thread only by a literal subhuman.
And that's actually him, look at the filename

[Anonymous No.]

>he's instantly back to spamming mentally ill garbage the second his ban expires

[Anonymous No.]

sneed

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>>47145883
Feed them seed.

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>>47145732
>KC makes a setting where the monster girls will love you and fix all your mental health problems
>”Wow, this sucks”

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145909
But I wanted a murderhobo fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145927
Just adapt it to your needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145883
Imagine the pollen

[Anonymous No.]

>Patiently waiting to become sandworm food

[Anonymous No.]

Elf ears deserve to be nibbled

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145937
You provide the pollen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145966
I would love to nibble and massage miss elf's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>The last couple of days, your zombie gf has been acting a bit weird.
>She's a bit more silent than usual.
>Can see her watching you, almost as if she wants to say something but can't
>Eventualy you decide to ask.
>She's hesitant at first, but your reassurance finally convinces her to tell you what has been bothering her.
>"Anon, would you love me if i was warm?"
How would you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146015
I'm supposed to be keeping her warm anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146015
>"Anon, would you love me if i was warm?"
Lol, no. Living girls suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>47145218
>47145273
>47145469
>47145551
>47145555
raid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146045
No one is going to bother looking for the posts you're passive aggressively "quoting".

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146015
Someone replaced my zombie with a human woman in makeup. It's not even about the warmth, the question itself is female as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146057
>itself is female as fuck.
Was your zombie supposed to be male? Some of you write the most retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47145999
If I had the chance to meet and elf I think this is the only thing I would do https://files.catbox.moe/udh6qy.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146069
Cringe.
If it's not vaginal I'm not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146062
Yeah, girls are gay. She should be asking me if I want to play Halo or order pizza for dinner or something and starting or ending every sentence in "bro...' If she speaks in a complete sentence at all, because zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146078
why are elves like this? I just wanted to study some tomes at their library for my magical studies

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146057
>Someone replaced my zombie with a human woman in makeup
I was on board on the first half

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146118
She's inviting you to spread her pages, you should be honored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146118
It's fine, she'll read the pages out loud to you as long as you keep thrusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146100
Zombie Pyrow

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>>47146197
>Fell into a pothole while texting and died
>Still came back for your weekly Fortnite tournament
Now THAT'S friendship!

[Anonymous No.]

>No pyrow sword mistress GF that judgement cuts thugs that accost us while shopping.
>Talks like a Gyaru the whole time.
I want it.

>"Like, totes come back in a hundred years or something so next time you do more than get my shoes dirty...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146214
I bet all the men dirty her shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>When your local mucus toad breaks into your house and gives you a sloppy joe

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146239
>wow miss toad how did you know I was hungry?!

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>>47146202
>sorry I'm late, I'm like super dead for real

[Anonymous No.]

The scariest part of living in a ghost town is having to get ghost water, ghost electricity, and all the other ghost infrastructure and making sure nobody exorcises it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47146316
>Deadass fr fr

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[Anonymous No.]

I know this is a bit of a gross topic, which is why I saved it for when we were on page 10, but I was wondering about sandworms.

Obviously they'd eat a lot, the unmarried ones anyways; probably taking down large animals in one go: camels, longhorns, etc. They've got a colossal size. So, a thought came into my head, and I don't want this to go full German because that's not my thing, but I have to wonder... how big are their poops? I mean it's at least got to be the size of an adult human right with the shear amount of food they eat? Travelling through a sandworm infested desert would be a constant assault on your olfactory senses.

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>>47146487
They're desert creatures; they probably extract pretty much all liquid from their feces, so it'll likely just bake out and desicate in the arid heat. Similar to "cow chips", if you're familiar--dehydrated cow dung--they'd end up odorless quickly.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47146487
Have you seen real life worm's poop? it's just nitrogenated soil

[Anonymous No.]

A new low huh.

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>>47146500
If it was completely desiccated wouldn't it come out like a powder bomb rather than anything solid?
Is this what Spice is?

>>47146521
I've never seen a worm poop before, but I'll take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146540
The spice is literally just about mushroom farming. That's the entirety of Dune. Breeding psilocybin mushrooms and getting high to navigate space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146533
Monster girls are pretty degenerate at the best of times, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146548
You are not gaslighting me into thinking this is remotely normal.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Get approached by a cheshire who claims she's an FBI agent investigating a tip that you're hiding weapons of ass destruction
>"Interrogates" you for 9 hours straight
>Declares you guilty and then takes you straight to court where she wants you to sign a marriage registration form

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146561
Welcome to the gapelympics. The contest? How many of anons hands they can manage. If the average of two is exceeded more hands will be provided via the use of potions.

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>>47146600
i don't think this follows due process

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>>47146540
>Anon is traveling with his desert lamia wife from one oasis to the next
>A large cloud of dust comes over them
>The smell and taste is salty and foul
>Sees a sandworm in the distance burrow underneath the ground in the direction the cloud came from
>Realize he just inhaled worm shit
Such is life in the desert.

This is why you should live in the superior Winterstown and watch aurora borealis with your whitehorn wife on this clear, starry nights!

[Anonymous No.]

What a surprise, it's the same /trash/vermin spamming this too.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>47146633
The ONLY thing I miss from living in the north is the crystal clear starry nights in the dead of January when it's -40 degrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47146600
Why do Cheshires need anal this badly? What is it about their own buttholes they hate so much?

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>>47146944
She looks like an Oh-ho-ho sorta girl

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fucking DEAD thread

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to kiss the danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147069
We're waiting for the portals to open.

We're about 2 hours and 15 minutes away from the event. Don't have time to post that much as I prep my bags to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I break it to the “mage”hound at my adventurers guild that setting your fist on fire and punching someone isn’t a fireball spell

[Anonymous No.]

it's too hoooooooot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147080
You can't fool me, you're just trying to get me to play my hand for the glowies to catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147077
>kiss the danuki on the lips
>lower your face a couple inches
>your nose now parallel with her mouth
>take a big sniff as her mouth opens
>enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147086
But that implies I'll ever stop kissing her. And I'm not gonna stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147077
Best hourly wage in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147091
Sometimes you need a breather between kisses. This is your opportunity to get a big whiff of her breath and ingrain her mouth smell into your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147097
Would a danuki and a fox be good business wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiss frog
>She turns into a princess
>Horns are blown
>Frog knights kneel
>The red lily pad is rolled out
>Am now prince of the swamp principality

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147103
No, I'm gonna kiss until I run out of air and die. My life peaks at that moment so I'll die satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147104
Very good. You're going to be something of an obligate sugar baby, but expect to do a lot of eating out, plapping, and massaging of tired ladies in business suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147182
Office lady mamono are my fuckin' jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147097
i dunno this just makes me think of that one scene in no country for old men

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147182
>cuddling with danuki wife in foxwife's tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147110
>I just wanted to get high, this is bullshit!

>>47147182
>expect to do a lot of... plapping... of tired ladies in business suits.
The pencil skirt stays on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147182
Genuine tears of relief the first time they come home to hot dinner, a massage, and slow sex before bed after nine hours in commute and board meetings. Expect to get the hell pampered out of you on weekends with gratitude like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine pampering a Danuki after she gets home from work...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147296
>The pencil skirt stays on.
OL Chesh wearing skirt made of actual pencils smirks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147182
>>47147301
They sound like supremely good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147306
By what, bring the neighbors' garbage can inside and gently tipping it over to make it easier for her to get dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147316
seething fox hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147310
That wouldn't even be long enough to cover her pussy, let alone her massive ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147320
But it's a combined danuki/fox harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147320
HOW DARE YOU? Foxes are fucking GREAT and if you were lucky enough to be graced with a fox in this thread you should be thanking me for being here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147339
I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I prefer fat hags, so Danuki are simply better for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147316
I'm now imagining a high end tanuki restaurant where every meal come served in little garbage cans and you tip them over onto your plate to eat. It would be considered a high compliment to the chef to shove your face into the can and lap up the remnants.

Something is wrong with me, but I think there would still be a clientele.

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>>47147306
>have office danuki wife
>have a tough day at work so she comes home to rape the shit out of you
>cook her a warm meal
>give her a nice bath
>give her a relaxing massage
>brush her tail gently
>be her big spoon and compliment her while cuddling
>she peacefully falls asleep while mumbling that she'll rape you next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147344
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147353
>not giving her gentle cuddlesex to orgasm to make her sleep easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147334
It's not a harem with only two wives, anon, just bigamy. They were very close friends already and couldn't stand to argue over a cute little thing like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147365
Not a harem... until it is
>danuki has an interested sister
>fox has three interested sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147370
>one their cutthroat catgirl co-workers is interested
Diverse beastgirl harem GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147301
I have an obsession with Danuki milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147413
This but milk and milkers in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147413
God I love hag saggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147413
Then please accept a few peaceful before-bedtime hours of nursing from your 'nuki mommy wife before bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147442
nmnmmnmmm tanuki milkers... please...

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>>47147462
If your brain gets so dumb and fuzzy and nice-feeling whenever you see a well endowed raccoon that you start speaking like that, maybe she should just make sure you spend all day with your face in her tits so you don't get yourself into any trouble.

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[Anonymous No.]

So lonely.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47147462
Danuki aunt milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147597
Just plain old ant milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147597
the aunt part really brings out the flavor of the danuki milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147551
I need more pictures of monstergirls using their tails to hide their modesty

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147728
OK, just one, since you were all J. Jonah Jameson about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147761
torpedo tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147691

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>>47147799
I hope you meant that as a compliment. I'm a big fan of large, natural boobs, and sometimes they sag.

[Anonymous No.]

>find top tier 10/10 artist
>all of his girls are from gacha
Every time, why

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147761
belly needs to be grabbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147691
I know, the incest part is like a secret spice that enhances the flavour

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147948
Those are some soft looking thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

how does one convert mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148031
Just point to the "be fruitful and multiply" verse and they'll all be onboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148031
WOLOLO

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148049
>Sea Bishop outside your boat going Wololo
...Don't think I can resist that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47147479
'nukis have such soft, fluffy tails. i just want to lay down on one and hug it and stuff my face in it and go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

'nuki fluff > fox fluff
Don't let Big Kon tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that wyverns are a top tier girl!
She'll let you mount her and everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148199
you are wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148267
That much mofu should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox fox fox fox
Focks focks focks
Fox fox fox fox
Fox sex
Sox fex
Post a fox if you dare!
FOX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148327
No foxes are allowed
Foxes were just banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148327
I don't remember making this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148327
you should get that checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148387
Bats are part of the mofu cluster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148402
They are high grade mofu, not for the faint of heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148387
I don't want to be cured, put me back in the mofu pit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148327
he's got a poiint

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148488
You''ll be thrown into the snake pit instead to cure you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148507
oops all bunyips

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148529

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>>47148507
I want to be coiled so badly I lie awake at night thinking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148529
Damn cheshires are switching the signs again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148535
perfectly sized divot to fit a boy in

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148557
That sounds like a 'tism wan just didn't know how to handle Australian wildlife
>Snake(?) Pit
Platypi would give her an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148327
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your favorite species girl who's a mean bully
>She only wants you for your semen
>Hates your hobbies and interests
OR
>An okay species girl who's got a heart of gold
>Loves everything about you, inside and out
>Supports and/or engages in the same hobbies as interests in you

Which one would you rather have if these were your only options?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148708
The latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148708
you weighted one side too heavily

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148708
My favorite is holst but she can never be a mean bully so I'm safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148708
The latter. That'd be something like a vanilla succ who wants to play board games with me, and maybe even D&D. And understands my many obscure references to 90s and 00s science fiction TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148708
Not a hard choice when the majority of the "okay" species are still far superior to anything we can imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47148708
>>47148752
And I am generally INTO a mean bullying type, so you really done fucked up in terms of balance--it's just about impossible to pick the former.

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>>47147948
Imagine your auntster preserving all those precios moments with you like this https://files.catbox.moe/hbwdzv.png
She enven prints those and makes a photo album that she shares with her hag friends

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>>47148708
Give me the mean apophis bitch over the kindhearted mimic

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>>47148793
Imagine not just sniffing, but INHALING, that danukis breath!

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>>47148708
Does anyone really put that much emphasis on particular species? I'd be as happy with an alraune as I would with a spider as I would with a fox.

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>>47148835
There's probably only a handful of monstergirls I'm straight up not interested in, out of the what... hundred?

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>>47147610
She big

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>>47148873
they're pretty easy to get along with

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>>47148930
cute and pretty fox

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worship foxes

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>>47148793
I wish there was more art of after sex selfies

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I bet monsters prefer to record the whole thing instead of just a selfie, but a couple of pictures after the deed is done are fine too. Maybe to print some and hang in the wall or stick on the fridge.

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>>47148708
Picking the second option is easy when even the mid-tier girls are still great.

>>47148835
There are some with genuinely unappealing gimmicks. For the rest, I have preferences, but I won't pretend for a second that I couldn't be snatched up by some literally who before I managed to find one of my favored species. I'd still be happy.

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>>47148949
Nah. But I will pet and hug foxes.

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>>47148977
i'd get caught between a scylla and charybdis. sexually, i mean

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>>47148970
Awww but I wanted to see her get fucked

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>>47135556
If MGs win unconditionally, transness and hagness will be buried in the same grave.

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>>47149009
TOTAL
HAG
VICTORY

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TOTAL
ALP
VICTORY

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>>47149072
Considering what my brother ended up marrying, a man with a vagina would be a step up

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Your mother would like you to learn the basics with some lovey-dovey 'practice' sex with her before you go getting yourself involved with other monsters.

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>>47149098
i don't care about your dysfunctional relationship with your brother

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>>47149100
But I am already having lovey-dovey "practice" sex my auntster
And my pyrow childhood friend
And the hag next door
And-

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>Hi I’m Johhny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass
>Zooms out to reveal he’s wearing all red
>Gets tackled by a minotaur

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>>47149126
What if I paid you to?

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>>47149072
Made to be mating pressed

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>>47149139
>Hi I'm Anon Chattanooga and this Is NAKED Hellhound Peanut Butter Run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhLgvDX_J1I